Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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l ll.-Ilulu One evening after returning from the gala festivities of the Miss Mooriwebnt'agg: V W Betty Carver was the lucky winner from 1,000,000 contestants. my famed cells 34 35 ' - down to a tranquil evening of television. Much to our surprise we were eorifroutedwyl change in the usual programs. It seemed that many of out long lost fdetidslof- the h had come to be established actors and actreSses. Since it was still early in the evening we caught the last few minutes of the DbEieG Show. A peculiar incident had occurred. A1an Maynatd Stanley. who usually sphn-is V fahzf'. 7 male sex, tebeled when he discovered that he and Dobie Doyne were secretly inviavewithr 77' the same girl. After enduring this juvenile sequence for as long as we could, we Veteramjffg favor of seeing something more dramatic. We were sorry to see that Playhouse 45 twhich is only half as dramatic as Plazhouse-goy 5 ., I. h had been canceled that night for a special. educational broadcast of the Enigmatic Eighties'l; , .- featuring the Tallahassee Tassell Tosser, Judy Bloomer, and her Tassel Tossing Troupe - -De'- lotes Hall, Marlene Cooper. Beverly Kelley. and Phyllis Britten. After viewing this fox.- an hour we certainly agreed that this was educational. Then we heard a Word from the sponsor: Does she or doesn't shenn Only Verla's Beauty? a Salon knows for sure. She probably doesJ . Next we enjoyed the musical portion of the evening furnished by the John Welk Dealt ' , Show. where Hot Lips Harney. the bubbling bugle blower, made an appmati-f C manist, Miss Barbara McKinney. This. however, didn't stop the champagne lady. Mary Alice Remington, from making her own special appearance. It seemed that she had been hi the champagne again . . . . Next we watched the Person to Person commentator. Edward R. Coleman. interviewM t the home of the famous David Spencer Tracy. who was rehearsing a love scene withhis lea lady, Anne Hartman. The CBS Report for the evening was Championspf the Year. The champions wet as follows: Jim Whitaker World's Fastest Knitter twith or without needlest 7 Gil Carlyle Lover of the Year tVeni, Vidi. Vincn - Loretta Pruner World's Cha mpion Bologna Sandwich Eater twith or Withop Mary Lois Rose Homemaker of the Year 3 Lightening Steve . . Cooper World's Fastest D. J. t 'a We were then interrupted by next week's sponsor: In the mature melee TEEN??? Oh well, he uses Hoty Tody Doty deodorant anyway. at malt ta gig I thinkznn ' ' featured those zany, laughable, corny Three Stooges -. -3Cha'r3he Jack Trousdale. As usual. they performed magnificently. Twotoutstanding features of the evenin werj .tfegtuted BouncingtBterthaiBro ag est E ' . - .- 1't t -

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e; HHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNH HM . n-I . Anne Hartman, who puts up a big front. will to Bob white a good Mann hunt. Phil Blackmore. Cuba's freedom-fighter, will to Stephanie Cummings a new cigarette lighter. Judy Crosley. so timid and shy. will to Louise Holler another base guy. Charley Woodard. who takes all the raps, will to Bob Endres and Buck Newsom some new hub caps. Dwight Ctandell. alias Twinkle Toes, will to Julie Bearing gobs and gobs of beaus. Sandra Satterfield. who always exams, will to Pam Van Gilder the right to cheat on exams. Phyllis Brown. with college in mind, will to Sister Carol the old high school grind. Jim Whitaker. Hi-Y's bigwheel. will to Marvin Stewart my girl friend to steal. Delores Hall, who attends all the movies, will to Alice Staggs my dates with the smoothies. Becky Newsom. with apple-polishing fame, will to Barbara Cook some more of the same. Doyne Martin. the brains of the class, will them to Scott Alderton in hopes he will pass. I. D. Case, 3 Don Juan it's true. will to Larry Gosset my lucky horseshoes. Betty Carver. with my dates from Turkey Run, will to Joyce Batty the right to have fun. Gil Carlyle. out for a good time. will to Mike Rooksberry all he can get fona dime. Brenda Dickerson. with artistic ability, will Joanne Shockley a little humility. Linda Smith. for men I yearn. will Bonnie Brown towels marked His'n and Het'n. David Martin. who loves to scheme. will to Allen Barnes my place on the team. Beverly Wittenmyer, with my cute little swing, will to Lois Kent the right to have a fling. Kenny Coleman. who pays no rents, will to Eddie Cloyd my package of Kents. Marilyn Wimmer, with come-hither eyes. will to Judy Thomas the tight to chase guys. Lauralee Perry. in math such a whiz. will to George Finney my old Civics Quiz,. for a fee. that is. Leroy Boyd. who likes to hunt. will to Roy Reedy my hound. who's a runt. Dave Spencer. full of mirth. will to Jim Bradbum my assets on this good earth. Allen Stanley. who lives for the weekends. will to Steve Nelson sharp-looking girl friends. Kathy Murray. with my bottle of bleach. will to Anne Wimmer the right to preach. Judy Bloomer. so tall and sedate, will to Sue Pogue all my extra dates. Steve Cooper. who's bound to go far. will to Gary Shay the name. Our Football Stat. Verla Allison. with hair so dark. will to Danny Kerr the right to park. Mary Alice Remington, a real life saver. will to Linda Collier just one little favor. Phyllis Britten. by love I am smitten. will to Dennis Kesterson and Mike Herrick two cute lit- tle kittens. Larry Hamey. who thinks three's a crowd, will to Nina Nelson and Gabby Cooper the right to be loud.

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e 6in. .x . v gear A 1;. . '. z; '13? r $61,033 mephecy'Confinued David Winn. and Keith Pogue battling it out with Martin Unitas. Big Daddy Pruitt. and Nick Moore Ford. Both teams were assisted by the All American Water Boy, Co-ordination Crandell. We immensely enjoyed the half time entertainment of Golden Boy Blackmore. who scampered onto the field wearing a very scimpy gold-sequined pair of trunks. His baton proteges, Sharon Wright. Diana Pettine. Linda Jones, and Beverly Wittenmyer stepped lightly as they followed their master. We then tuned to the popular dance party. Russian Bandstand. where the winners of two dance contests were presented. The lucky winners were Russell Greene and Pat Mitchell doing the Hully Gully Twist and Don Gardner and Linda Smith doing the Calypso. The mos: amusing program was called Candid Camera Strikes by Helicopter. The pilot. Le- toy Boyd. first went to Reno, where Dice Satterfield, Snake Eyes Wimmer. and Judy Rock- feller Crosley were betting their cool millions on the Roulette wheel. After viewing many interesting sights from the air. we flew over Leadville. Nevada. to sur- vey the ruins of the laboratory of the once-famous physicist, Rebecca Newsom, who with her 50 foot slide rule has tried to prove that the aspirin enters the stomach in soft. tiny flakes. Unfortu- nately. the aspirin was whole when it entered her ill-fated stomach and she was blown to bits. The finale of the evening was a most beautiful song sung by Misses Laura Lee Perry and Nancy Hamilton. This particular song. made famous by the class of '61 was Don't Drink it All - - - - Save Some for Me. Class Will Continued 1. Jerry Johnson. Jeny by name, will to Larry Reeder a date with Phyllis Swaim. I Linda Jones, a late movie hound. will to Rhom Thompson. Don Vaught, and Jon Warden. the run of the town. Beverly Kelly. who takes many vacations. will to Cathy Carr. the right to get out of entang- ling .situations . TI. Ilean Lang, so short. it is true. will to Eric Snowden and Joe Parke the right to be short too. 1. Russell Green. a handsome young flame. will to Jack Norman. Jack Bennett, and Lowell Drag- 00, the rules of the game. 1. Nancy Hartfilfoh. a,girl:who is tame. will my temperament to Catherine Snodgrass and Nancy Swaim. .,: i '9 -. 1. Carl Coopejg, agizy'fgtingchap. will to Bob Morgan an ivy-league cap. 1, Nick Ford. ,atWolf iriiaisgtjtiseyn will to Mike Meteer. my big soleful eyes. 1. Mary Lois Rose. so sweet and ltind. will to RuthlAnn Ross, whateverl find. 1, Sharon Wright, so tall and so'7siim. will 'lQareinfEOIing a boy friend named Jim. 1, David Winn. everyone's friend, will to.0'wem,l,pney, all my old socks to mend. I. Bashful Bill Pruitt. win bubble gum :9 Cal lyn Purcell, tl hope she can chew i0. 1. Marlene Cooper, who rags school sol ' 1, John Dean, 3 man abomiffo l 7 I I I I I :4