Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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august 19, 1983 A.D. Bill Hobson and Bill Sowers notified the world today that they are through relying on their brains to make their fortunes. Both have made millions by being checkers of the mechanical brain machines. They have taken an apartment in New York on 5th avenue where Bill Hobson will create jewelry and Bill Sowers will study ballet. November 20, 1985 A.D. The world finally got around to recognizing the fear- less deeds of Harry King and John Britton. They are recog- nized now as the first two men to ski up the slopes of Mt. Everest. :pril 30, 1987 A.D. Beaudette 'Clarence Darrow' Seward has just been placed in the 'Green Room' of the booby hatch due to her mental breakdown. She claims this breakdown due to the strenuous work she did on the Shirley Holler vs. Dr. Kinsey divorce suit. The judge returned a verdict of a 'tie'. Jerry 'The Plunger' McMullen is now on the road to be- coming 'well heeled' again. He was a sorry mess after he ran through his twenty millions and twenty wives. His faith- ful servant Paul Ellis, a retired pick-pocket, is an impor-- tant factor in Jerry's comeback. 4 1991 A.D. The Gilderland-HcMillin Nursing Home won world wide fame by winning the coveted 'Florence Nightingale' award. Both Glenda and Judith cater to the retired and deteriora- ting old commercial teachers. Male nurse Bill Hybarger ably assists these two in running a fine institution. February 28,vl989 A,D, ..lx..l.......... October 31, 1995 A.D. Tycoon Frank Swain has just announced that he will give a 850,000 bonus to both Alberta Busenbark and Becky Shanklin These two girls have been employed for the past twenty years as hog pickers in Frank's wig factory. The bonus is the re- sult of their suggestion on how to grow finer hair on hogs. January 3, 1998 A.D. Jim ngoudini' Perry has just proven to the state of New York that there 1sn't a jail that can hold him. Jim served one and a half day after being caught robbing SPSVBU- There was a mix up when the police arrived and as a result, his accomplice, Cynthia Harney, ended up in the grave and the corpse was taken to jail. Cyn was in a state of despair when they finally realized the mistake and rescued her from the coffin. December 12, 1999 A.D. Ramona Timberlake is now working as a curator of the turtles at the Bronx Zoo in New York. It is a sad ending for Ramona after she and Thelma Purcell received so much fame for their expedition to Galapagos. It was on this ex- pedition that Ramona met a handsome native and married him. Shortly after they were married he was killed by a hex and Ramona returned to the U.S. and the only trade the native had taught her--caring for turtles. January zo, 2001 1.11. An extra has just come out that a local kindergarten teacher has just disappeared with his entire class. 'Paul Personett was taking his midgets to the zoo to visit the reptile house and was last seen in the vacinity of the cobra pit. March 15, 2007 A.D. The candle has finally burned out and it is really to typiiiiliiililliil I

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