Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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The World Wide Wobblers basketball team is here eating up the refreshments made by Martha Lang's tearoom. The team consists of: Dick Faust, star cen- ter; Max Swaim hearthrob of the feminine fans; Don Vauters, known for his lightning plays: Jim Noblitt, the world's slowest player-the reason-trying to get his size twelve feet into size nine shoes; and Dick Spaw, who has achieved the height of seven foot two. or the various happily married couples are: tall, dark, and handsome Dick Faust and his wife, the former Betty Rae Beatty, who has devised a dye for red hair; Drummer McMillin and his wife, Marilyn; and David Skelton, who is noted for his intelligence, and his wife, Betty. Phyllis Martin is baby-sitting with their sixteen children; therefore she is absent. The glamorous movie star Love L'amour, alias Pat Coverdale, is here with her companion and secretary, Anne Hiatt, who owns a motel in Nevada for gay divorcees. A group of reporters and photographers tell us that the handsome inter- nationally known lover has arrived-our own Rob Vincent. Eileen Burks is here with her fifth husband, who owns all of the oil wells west of California. Dick Bush and Floyd Griffin are still bachelors, sad to say. They own a large chain of grocery stores and know how much it costs to keep a wife. Pat Elinich couldn't be here tonight because she mixed the wrong chemicals and is still in the hospital. President John Tofaute, Secretary of State Rosemary Overpeck, and Sec- retary of Treasury Ann Shanklin sent their regardS. They just couldn't leave WaShington with the tax budget staring them in the face. It seems that Ann Compliments of: Lucas Auto Exchange M. B. Welch

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Whewl At last our Idols have left the hallowed halls of R.H.S. We, the lowly Juniors, hope to someday take their place. As the New Year, 1960, rolls in, let us take a sneak preview of the class of '52. Under the snow-covered roofs of Rockville, we see many little parties; but the majority of the Seniors have chosen this time to get together and reminisce about old times. It was decided to have the party at the New High School which has replaced Old Faithful . Ah, we just made it! The orchestra is under the direction of that famous band leader, Earl tJiveh Miller. of course his star is the hot drummer, Jerry McMillin. People claim that he can work out chemistry problems for his six little Neet children while trying to make a living playing. drums . Compliments of: McFaddin 8: McFaddin Seybold Insurance

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has lost a penny and is to be tried bv Supreme Court Justice Sue Mendenhall. Lucille Bohn and Donna Cundiff are traveling in a side show entitled The Long and Short of It . We watched Pat Jones demonstrate How To Get Rid of Freckles on a 30 TV set donated bv Vulti-Millionaire Glenn Hardy. Nancy Clary and Carol Deplanty were on the TV screen for an hour for the advertise- ment of Lady's Bubble Bath featuring Bubble Dancers. Jane Patterson then gave a speech on Why the American People Should Support the Dogcatcher's Children . Louise Wood is studying art in Gay Paree. She is said to be painting mod- els from Bill Nash's French Modeling Agency. Bill is considered a great judge of beauty due to experience in R.H.S. Elenore Rowsey sent us her love. Unfortunately, she is busy flying her , 9 little rocket around Mars. Wilma Purcell, her co-pilot, is taking a census of all men on Mars. Lorabel Merry is spending a quiet New Year's at home grading papers. I hear she dotes on little boys so she teaches in a boy's school. Here comes Joanna Reed Jones and husband Gene Jones. Joanna has had a hard time at Marshall; Gene has decided to become a race car driver and she has to make a living by typing death notices. She gives all of the credit to her fine, congenial typing teacher, Mr. Holmes. Here comes Phyllis Hudson, who now writes books. Her last book, The To- faute Story , is a smashing hit, and will soon be made into a movie. Bob Seward owns a huge h,000 acre farm and is late because, after a hard day making snow men for his three children, Glenda made him clean up the house and wash the dishes. One second-one-half second --l2:OO Happy New Year!!! I hope you enjoyed seeing what happened to the Seniors of '52, as we did. I just know I will wake up with a hangover; Martha must have spiked the punch. Compliments of: ScwauVs Dry Cleaning Beechwood Restaurant