Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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.e- Memories I In January of the year 1980, while in my residence in the Carpathians, I invited some of my old classmates, who are now some of the most prominent peo- ple on earth, to visit me. Those present were L.B. and P.E., who are world champion ice skaters, J.MC., the famous skier, and J.N., the inventor of shoes for those who can't stand up. One day while dear ?.E. and L.B. were showing me how to skate on my fro- zen swimming pool, I fell, and, as a natural result, suddenly found myself re- viewing all the planets and worlds of the universe. As I caught glimpses of these various galaxies, I thought, bless my soul; that I saw the members of the never to be forgotten class of '51. The first ones I saw were the noted, or rather notorious, Dirty Four . In case you have been a hermit or deaf for years, these characters were Jessie Fultz, Barbara Hamilton, Rose Martin, and Patricia Navel. Jet , The Rock Fultz, the only unmarried member of the quartet, is known for her hard-heart- ed-ness: Babs Hamilton is a huge success in her latest picture, The Wife of Tarzan, and will soon be privileged to put her footprint in front of the Gro- man's Chinese Theater beside those of other famous celebrities. Rosie Martin is recognized by the world as its greatest slapstick comedy actress; and Pat Navel has married Dale-Berry and reared a mild dozen children, who are, at the present, farming to sunport the town of Rockville. Then I recognized the International Department of Physics Research in Washington, D.C. In front of this building were the two superintendents of the research department--our old pals and great jokers, yet brilliant physio- ists--Car1eton Butler and Leon Bowman. -22-

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1, Anne Haraesty, wno loves tne 01g clty, Leave to John Tofaute the right to be witty. I, Bobby Jessup, the Hi-Y's big wheel, Will to Bill Mash my girl friends to steal. I, Madeline Kent, the studious type, Bequeath to Joanna Reed the right to gripe. I, Pat Navel, a prim little charmer, Will to Eileen Burks my man, who's a farmer. I, Pat Riddle, so timii and quiet, Leave to Phyllis Hudson my limited diet. I, Bill Pinegar, who likes to trifle, yLeave to Earl Miller my bnoken-down riflet I, Paul Cottrell, a sharpshooter by trade, Leave to Trump and Vandiver all the F's I've made. I, Malcolm Clodfelter, who has a new car, Will give it to Dave Skelton without a single scar. I, Jessie Fultz, who's always been lucky, Will to Lucille Bohn my man from Kentucky. I, Leon Bowman, the brains of the class, Will them to Ralph Eversole, and hope he'll pass. 1, Betty Holmes, a nurse by profession, Leave to Donna Cundiff my dead-pan expression. I, Bill Seward, who's in the F.?.A. Give to Dick Faust all our bills to payt I, Helen Fortner, with simple formality, Will to Pat Elinich my sweet personality. II, Rose Marie Martin, who's always on the beat, Leave to Jim Noblitt my two small feet. I, Sharon Canter, who attends all the movies, Will to Ann Shanklin my dates with the smoothies. I, Marilyn Braner, who has a flair for art, Leave to Phyllis Martin my poor aching heart. I, Barbara Hamilton, who is so very tall, Will all my excess height t9 Sue Mendenhall. Ig Maurice Fisher, the guy with the brain, W111 to Floyd Griffin a vacation in Maine. I, Ned Baker, whose dates are so thfillin', Leave all my extras to Jerry MeMillin. I,.Bev Lewis, a blonde little lass, Leave to Ann Hiatt the men in mv class. I, Jean Hartman, with eyes of brown, ' Leave to Purcell and Deplanty the right to frown.

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M'eITIKL ..b w , , was Carl Seybold, who is Presidents of the United Nations. His legic-Ehe clear-thinking have enabled him to hold this difficult job. His personal s.E;:tary is Phyllis Zurcher. A confidential report shows her salary to be 89,5Qt,90 per year. tCarl demands the o r ten cents for rent. Like all good We'retaries, she sits on his lap.l Also in the Eagg I was astonished to see Malcolm Clodfelter exploring in the old Egyptian tombs. I don't quite know why I was so startled, for he always was interested in relics. ,, Nance Lee has become a famous Parisan model and is setting the vogue in all the countries. Bev. Lewis has taken up ballet and was starring in the world's most unknown ballet, Green Boots , with her Russian husband, Basil Goddenisky. Betty Holmes was known for her daring and unusual bntics. Tiring of all the world's monotony, she is now living a simple life i$ the North Woods. Bob Jessup, who complained about running a bus liq? to the lunch room, is now a hot rod driver. Says he, I had to find some place where I could drive that was not so crowded. tWe sympathize.l I'm practieally positive that his name and face will appear on the winner's cup for the Five Hundred Mile Class-' ic this year. Why? Because his wife, Edna White, said 50. She said, and I quote, I prefer raee drivers to any other brand test . Kay McKnight,. who was quite a prominent figure tin her school days, has resigned herselflwith no reluctance to life on the farm, and has become the worldVS fastest milker of cows. tThe farm is in the vicinity of Bloomingdale. it is rumored.l Ned Baker and Paul Cottrell, I saw, are huge successes in photography for Esquire magazine. They designed those nice calendar: we all enjoy. Marilyn Braner is queen of the South this week. She was crowned Miss Hadacol of 1980 at the annual Magnolia Parade in New Orleans. Joan Britten now broadcasts daily on How to Rule Your Home , a program strickly for women. Jerry Canter,i also a prominent member of the 51ers , is the international poker champion, while his friend, Maurice Fisher, is the top clown for the Ringling Brothers' Circus. r i ; 3 Sharon Center, who had a great struggle decidi p on her male acquaint- ances-husbands, that is-decided to give the world e behefit of all her ex- perience in love matters and has written, The Canterl eEort. ' Q . Bill Seward has become a areat railroad magnate. It is said that his bu51ness ties are very strong.