Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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THE HOOSIER tho poim where they be ciute each othk'fs stun 'In to demo Said Rohm-HYoalre ha banci- than 1am. We're all human my, you if youh'e clay I'm plaster of puris, John J. 11.7th thought you said young Rluuehmwl was a good man. I don't sno him nrmmd your office. w 9n B.fnl diam my chat. I said hc- was fired with 20:11 aim ohci-gy FRESHMAN TICKLERS We wish Io inform the inquisitive Sophomores that Tlu'lnm Martin uscs n i-nmli mi her hair Be Careful tDodicntevI to Mr, E. R. Joucsa Dun 4- 1923M 0h Edna, 0h Edna, what mudn you do thm? I winked at you mm you nvver winked back! I uinked nt Elsie. and Mary and Ruth, Aml they winked back, they did, in truth, an dear Iittlo Edna, don't be wuti'm'v. But ihe next time I wink, I'H wink nt Mary, ' In After Yenrs The- uewa married Goo Jeromv i'vv turned home the Dther evening, He rer m:n'kcd to his wife that she looked til'ml. n1 nm tir :1, said Hi? wi'e. I remenv liervd you said that you liked rnbbia, so I went to the market this morning null ant mle I meant to surprise you with hoiled rabbit for dinner, but I have been m WOI'k all afternoon, and I havelff got it more than half pickrd. Wn wondrr just why it was that Okla Wolch was wanting to chunge seats with Jewel Bobbit, bun upon looking over that neighborhood we find that Shorty Bonher Would sit right behind her tholli That's ah right, Senior. The sturdy oak may have at: one lime been a mm 13 nut like we Freshmen. but remember that you once was a little Fresh sup, Ambitious Senim-wttlh. when I am as old as you, I hope that I win know more than you do now. Pu-W will make you a better one, I hopv ahnt when you are a: old as I am- that you win know as much as you think ,va do now. nI want to quit school, said littlv Rnhert to his mother one day. Wat for? asked his morhcr. KLQh, iho boys are iilwaysipichhig 0.. mo. HOh iionseasey said his mntheiz N.Iusc hx'm'e up and fight buchn HThahs just im replied minim. Mi. L'meh:lrgm' said that the ham time I kunuked Dick's tee.h down his throat I was going to get an awful whipping. Tho Freshmen are the proud owners of a Freshman boy, who, when he sees he cam get Eousnlaiion out of on? Martin goPs m the one in front. tWhn is heiU We would like to xest the memory of the Freshman class. Anymw wishing to try, do according to the following rules: Remember the time we wel'o iu the grade school and the boys used to tease Robm't Cupid Blubher. Goo Jerome. D0 ihis, Write neatly ton any kind of pm poiI-iieatlyi a1 lthe nicknames that we gave Robert. Hand them in by April 15 to Mr. Jas. F. Padgett. Spring is here Get ready your ovorr 2111s, gimg, fur the day is nearing for us. Everetto-ttThntI: a very doggy look- ing car you got there, Frank. Fi-athDoggy is right. It'll pick up slicks, foam at the mouth, bark up trees, and mu 0m and play downy, Mrs! Nikholas-HChanm I'm going to keep you in this evmiing for not capital .iug your lettersf' Clup'les-ttwhy, I've hmml my dud

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12 THE HOOSIER kinds of women you cum Hush. The one with bobbed hair zuld the ones w'nhr nut bobbed hair. Maudchllllm continually breaking in- to a songi' Cynthia- If youhl ever get the key maybe you wouldnlt have to break in, Rebnhlll'm going to marry 21 nlnc.or and be we'l for nothing Mill Buchanan-rlMar and be goml for nothing' a minister Little acts 6f cleverness And sitting on; front seats Oflt will misv your markings From zero to $9 . WalterhllPaph, if I Was twins would you buy the other boy a bmlhna touW' Mr. Booher;llCertninly. my sonF WalterhllWell, papa, you surely ain't gning to cheat me out of another brunt ml jush because Ilm all in one piece. Ernest hPhonahg 'm chehurephshvp mo seats in L Managex-hSay, Lh is a thentrv. Sunday School Tencllel'imrlm lPssolI this morning is about Ruth the glcunmu Who can tell me anything nbuut Ruth? Art Ketnerhlll can, teacher. H0 clean- ml up fiftyhfour home runs last seasonw Mr. Hall hater irying GPomctry classlillThe doctor told me to exercisv with Ilumb-bells early each morning, Wmlld this class please come around to my home early tomorrow mnrninglill Mr. Linehal'gerihYou should think hf the future. ErnPst-HI cnnlt. It's my girlls birlh- rlny and I have to think of the pres- 9M. LuzeneJThey say only homely mm have any brains. Bob OillWellv they canlt class me as handsome. LuzolleheroY but you hr? the exmpv Hon than proves the rule, SOPHOMORE NOTES W'e had a fine canary; We also own a eat; We have no morp canary. But puss is now quite fut Miss Shzzllks-hllwho w 1 Homer? Wezlvel'hllTho guy Babe Rmh m:nle famous.U Movie Dh-emr-Wou have m m, a muuber of falls. How are you on falls? John Upp, hezu-hesnyFnI rank next m Niaghnm Cliffurn v.wWhy ah they keep lions m the annual office? ML Hall- Why do you nlqk such h question? Cliffm-AJWeH when 1 mm som- rhnns the control girl snys, AThc hams husy.' Aml Sh, cont'luded the Sunday svhool teacher,UAahh. mhl Eve were driven from the garden of Ehonp mouldh'r Adam drive his awn m! queriml Reba. Dorothy R, W piano reeitullh UXVhaf is that charming thing he is playing? VirginihhllA piano, yY duh. Bertha was driving in the country when she ran over a hen le sorry 1 run over your hen, said kind hearted Bertha nI'll pay you for herfy nThin was a pet hen, Missf said the farmer. 'lShe always came to me when l culled her. and laid an egg every day. B.f Would a dallur be all rigln? Farlnex-illYould better make it two, Miss. I also have a rooster, He thinks n 10! of that hen, and when he finds sl-els dead it wouldwt surprise up much if the shock uilled him, We wonder Why Mr, Shook gives surly lhw gravlqs! Made of Whiter Stuff The argument between two young fluppeI-s grew pretty hot aml it reached

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14 any lnts of times uhnt x-npiml punish- ment was abolished long time ngo in Rockville schools. Louise Bloomer- Spcnking of small huhivs my father weighed only three pounds at birthh Rosemary C.-hAnd did he live? Keith Pnyne-hBut isn't he a man, momma! Mrs. Payneih'Not .1: all. my dmn He reminds me of your father at that age.H nim' Gui410:h The walls of this fortress are 50 thick that outside no one can hour the shx'ieks and cries of the prisr mlnrsl He 00 Horhhhlt is just as I said. This Would be :m exceHent place for your singing lesson Adum was 1he first mm: mm. evvr was invented Lived by himself :md never was com tented. Made out ho mud in the days gonn- by, And hung on the fom'e for me sun to dry. Next came Eve, she had tn have a huhle Boosted Avlam up n free to get himself an apple. He got two and she Me one, That was the why me trnuhlo begun. Adam was a gardener, Eve was his spouse, Lost her job a stealing fruit so took to keeping house. All was quiet and peaceful in the main Until Eve had a little son and took to raising Cam ' Next came Noah mumbling in the dark Found himself a hammer and nails And built himself an alrk. His danghter-i'n-law with her kids came in And HOld Mrs. Noah and tho, rollixf pin, Esau was u farmer of the Weary Wilh lie make THE HOOSIER 112 gm, half of tht- farm, hn'f wpm In his brother Jake. But Esau didn't see his title very vl . So he sold it :III to Jukie for :1 sumlv wind! and :1 beer Daniel got sassy, wouldxfr obvy the King King 20. sure wnulduht stand for such 1: thing. l'ut Dzmiel in a mun help with linns underneath Bur Ihmiel was :1 dentist and pulled Hu- Jion's teuth. Jonah was :1 traveling man, no runs Hlu Bible tale. Ho, hooked :1 smemge pnssngt- in u trnns-Atlzmtic Whn'e. meml the whale's stomach not .'I snft- place to rest, Sn Jonah pushed the button and NW whale did the rest. David was a shephonl boy, a homely little cuss. Along came Goliath and picked up 1 fuss. David picked up :1 rock :md hit him in the dome Aml Goliuh heard the birllivss singing thme Sweat Home. nWhnH A across? nYou only charged me six pence 1an lime. Wes. but the water is much higher today. shilling to ferry hue Little Elsiev-hpups, do we own a phuletW - Papahhwhwt nonsense child! Who pm that idea into your head! hWhy, I asked sister last night what big star it was above us and she said it MIan :1 star, it was a planet, and it. was mn's hMarsJ nWhat does she want a divorce for! Isn't Billy good to her? nOh yes; but hL'r cook doesn't like him