Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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THE HOOSIER We seniors of R H. S welcome Ed- ward back into our midst. The Worst Weary I-Iuhby:--ttDoctm'Y tell me the worst. DortorzittYour wife wi'l regain her voice, JUNIOR NOTES nJusi: one more glass boys, and we'll go homef said the dishwasher us he lnid down a cake of soap. Miss Shzlnksittwhen was the revival of learning? Bob AIcHnttollhttBefure lust exams. The Freshmen g: i coed What a pretty little Miss! He crop. a little closer A1141 then he stole Ive ann in Keith-ttFather, mine 1m artist. Father-JtO. KI soil, if you dolfi draw ml me. decided to Mt Mrs. Swuim- This letter from Ezlrl is very short. Mr, Swaim So is wouldn't have written? Earl, m: he Original Poems LcRoy Hall At the end of a perfect day I most generally hit the hay There I lay from ten 'HII eight Then to school Pm always late, Luzeile Martin Tel me nor dear thoughtful student Poetry is hard in write. Lenin to use a little prudence, Try to think with all your might. Ruth McCoy Once ihm'e Was a litile boy Who thought hem take a swim. He took his clothes off one by one And hung them an a limb. The posroffioe department estimates the misdirection of mail costs the gov- 11 ermuem quite a sllnl Just imagine what the estimate of the waste of misxlr reeted talk would be. LeRoy Hall I wish I may. I wish I might Have that girl I saw 1m night 1hr face was like a rose so fair And her bobbed hair was combed wi.h care. Regarding the icEaMany tails have been tolled: Douit be a gossip Miss Famuliuerhmonjugating love in Lntiniittwhat comes after you IOVOW Art Kemer-uwhy, then you pru- pqseP Algebra is arithmetic gone crazy with the alphabet. Miss Heslar- Where did all those, pins go?y Senior GirlshtiHard t0 tlwy're pointed in one bended in allo;hel'.n tell because direction and Opal ManhHHAre you North? LeRoy HallittNo, why? OpalhttYou dance as if you had snuw shoes onF from the Luzelle MartinhttttDo you remember when you were struck by my beautyw Keith Modesitt-HI think so. Wasift it at the masked ball!u Never get flusterml when men stand around looking at you with their mouths openI Maybe they are using their eye-teeth. Robert Cross-Hwhei'e do jelly fish get their jelly? Albert Ingramtumom vurrentsy the ocean Elsie Adams is so musical. Sh! first showed her talent when she was little and played on the linoleum. Keith Modesitt says there are tivo

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10 THE HOOSIER SENIOR NOTES He Knew It The bashful young suitor entered the home of his sweetheart bearing a large box with the name of :1 well known Hm-isf. on the cover. nHow sweeu and fresh they are! cried the young woman, opening the box. UI believe there is still a little dew on them yet Whyh l'hyesf, admitted the youth. Ubu: L's Just a lime, and 1111 pay it w mm-row. Sure Enough I gazed upon the camel, And wondered at his humps. hWell, what a funny place. says I For mules to have the mumps, Isaacstein, SeniothAhio, what fat you go up the stairs two at a time? IsaacsAein Jr.- To safe my shoes fndderp Isaacstein Senior- Dot's right, my son. But look omit you dunk split your pmldts. The doctor was holding a clinic. EXv nminiug children of school ageh One youngster, :1ng six years, was under weight. The doctor began to make in- quiries as to his diet, and the follow ing dialogue took place: thou dan't drink milk. Wopef' nLive on a farm and don? drink milk at all? Nope. We aim gm hardly vnnugh milk for the hogs. We hear that a certain Senior girl with a spit curl has hBub m: the Pm m Speaking Claw on her mind m... smmly. Mule in the barnyard Lazy bnc quick; Boy with a pin on the end of a siivk Creeps up behind as quiet as x mousci Crepe 0n the door of the lible boy's hollsih A Cntaclysm The distressed newrwed:wh0h mothvl'. Juuk just phoned that I shonhl hun- fIannel cakes for supper allllinlld all me shops are closed, xmd the only flun- m'l in the house is Jack's tennis u'ous ev'simld they're nearly newW Which Animal? One afmmoon little Alice went out fur :1 walk with her mother. A very dirty organ grinder Was near the curb. He had a long beard and was particu- larly unkepmlooking. The man had a monkey on a string and A1ich mother gave her a penny to give to the little animal. Step up to him and give him the pen- ny, said the mother. Alice hestimed for a moment. and thou turning to her mother, asked very gravely: Which one shall I give it to. lllbfh' or? The monkey or his father? Miss Shhnks- Whut makes a mother love the ymlngest son lhE best! Ralph C.-hBemuse he's always the best lookinW

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12 THE HOOSIER kinds of women you cum Hush. The one with bobbed hair zuld the ones w'nhr nut bobbed hair. Maudchllllm continually breaking in- to a songi' Cynthia- If youhl ever get the key maybe you wouldnlt have to break in, Rebnhlll'm going to marry 21 nlnc.or and be we'l for nothing Mill Buchanan-rlMar and be goml for nothing' a minister Little acts 6f cleverness And sitting on; front seats Oflt will misv your markings From zero to $9 . WalterhllPaph, if I Was twins would you buy the other boy a bmlhna touW' Mr. Booher;llCertninly. my sonF WalterhllWell, papa, you surely ain't gning to cheat me out of another brunt ml jush because Ilm all in one piece. Ernest hPhonahg 'm chehurephshvp mo seats in L Managex-hSay, Lh is a thentrv. Sunday School Tencllel'imrlm lPssolI this morning is about Ruth the glcunmu Who can tell me anything nbuut Ruth? Art Ketnerhlll can, teacher. H0 clean- ml up fiftyhfour home runs last seasonw Mr. Hall hater irying GPomctry classlillThe doctor told me to exercisv with Ilumb-bells early each morning, Wmlld this class please come around to my home early tomorrow mnrninglill Mr. Linehal'gerihYou should think hf the future. ErnPst-HI cnnlt. It's my girlls birlh- rlny and I have to think of the pres- 9M. LuzeneJThey say only homely mm have any brains. Bob OillWellv they canlt class me as handsome. LuzolleheroY but you hr? the exmpv Hon than proves the rule, SOPHOMORE NOTES W'e had a fine canary; We also own a eat; We have no morp canary. But puss is now quite fut Miss Shzzllks-hllwho w 1 Homer? Wezlvel'hllTho guy Babe Rmh m:nle famous.U Movie Dh-emr-Wou have m m, a muuber of falls. How are you on falls? John Upp, hezu-hesnyFnI rank next m Niaghnm Cliffurn v.wWhy ah they keep lions m the annual office? ML Hall- Why do you nlqk such h question? Cliffm-AJWeH when 1 mm som- rhnns the control girl snys, AThc hams husy.' Aml Sh, cont'luded the Sunday svhool teacher,UAahh. mhl Eve were driven from the garden of Ehonp mouldh'r Adam drive his awn m! queriml Reba. Dorothy R, W piano reeitullh UXVhaf is that charming thing he is playing? VirginihhllA piano, yY duh. Bertha was driving in the country when she ran over a hen le sorry 1 run over your hen, said kind hearted Bertha nI'll pay you for herfy nThin was a pet hen, Missf said the farmer. 'lShe always came to me when l culled her. and laid an egg every day. B.f Would a dallur be all rigln? Farlnex-illYould better make it two, Miss. I also have a rooster, He thinks n 10! of that hen, and when he finds sl-els dead it wouldwt surprise up much if the shock uilled him, We wonder Why Mr, Shook gives surly lhw gravlqs! Made of Whiter Stuff The argument between two young fluppeI-s grew pretty hot aml it reached