Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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10 THE HOOSIER SENIOR NOTES He Knew It The bashful young suitor entered the home of his sweetheart bearing a large box with the name of :1 well known Hm-isf. on the cover. nHow sweeu and fresh they are! cried the young woman, opening the box. UI believe there is still a little dew on them yet Whyh l'hyesf, admitted the youth. Ubu: L's Just a lime, and 1111 pay it w mm-row. Sure Enough I gazed upon the camel, And wondered at his humps. hWell, what a funny place. says I For mules to have the mumps, Isaacstein, SeniothAhio, what fat you go up the stairs two at a time? IsaacsAein Jr.- To safe my shoes fndderp Isaacstein Senior- Dot's right, my son. But look omit you dunk split your pmldts. The doctor was holding a clinic. EXv nminiug children of school ageh One youngster, :1ng six years, was under weight. The doctor began to make in- quiries as to his diet, and the follow ing dialogue took place: thou dan't drink milk. Wopef' nLive on a farm and don? drink milk at all? Nope. We aim gm hardly vnnugh milk for the hogs. We hear that a certain Senior girl with a spit curl has hBub m: the Pm m Speaking Claw on her mind m... smmly. Mule in the barnyard Lazy bnc quick; Boy with a pin on the end of a siivk Creeps up behind as quiet as x mousci Crepe 0n the door of the lible boy's hollsih A Cntaclysm The distressed newrwed:wh0h mothvl'. Juuk just phoned that I shonhl hun- fIannel cakes for supper allllinlld all me shops are closed, xmd the only flun- m'l in the house is Jack's tennis u'ous ev'simld they're nearly newW Which Animal? One afmmoon little Alice went out fur :1 walk with her mother. A very dirty organ grinder Was near the curb. He had a long beard and was particu- larly unkepmlooking. The man had a monkey on a string and A1ich mother gave her a penny to give to the little animal. Step up to him and give him the pen- ny, said the mother. Alice hestimed for a moment. and thou turning to her mother, asked very gravely: Which one shall I give it to. lllbfh' or? The monkey or his father? Miss Shhnks- Whut makes a mother love the ymlngest son lhE best! Ralph C.-hBemuse he's always the best lookinW

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'THE HOOSIER Jack felt :is if he could ncvtr move. Nevertheless he obeyed her. Miss Raw kin, with a many twinkle in her pretty blue eyes, gizmced over the hate Then turning to the class she commiti x1 ihe uuparllomihle sin, in the eyes of Jack and the rest of the class, and read the nofe aloudi When she haul finished she said: Let this be a lesson to a'l of you. Jack, yml nmy change sems with Mary and see that you behave henceforth. Such humiliation was very haul to bear because to Jack it Was a new feelr ing. He vowed i0 hate Miss Rankin with 11 hilifer haired forever, and he nickel his brain for ideas about teasing her, He dcrided to fell Elsie about his vow and ask her for help. That owning whvn Jack arrived at the party he found the house filled with ilm merry masqueraders. As he came imo Hie room where they were noisiest he saw on the other side :1 pretty figure in a dear old-fushioued dress, Dear Elsie! It was almost H recompense fur the humiliation placed upon him by Miss Rankin to know that Elsie hml dressed in this way to please him, He tried in go across to where she stomi but was unsuccessful, ll' contest bring forced upon him. Not until they had simted to dance had he the chance ofspeakiug to her. He asked her in dance with him. When they had finished the dance he begged her to come nut on the veranda, as he wished to milk with her alone and Len hm- nf his plan. They hm! not yet nn- 9 masked but he was sure of Elsie's ident- ity. hDu you know, I think iVs very nice of you to dress this way to please me? he said, When they had chasen a remote corner swing on Lhe cool porch. The girl turned her head and replied: UThank you. Fm glad you like it. iiI have vowed to hate Miss Rankin forever ,Elsie- and I have a plan of re venge. wan you help me carry it out? It's a good one.v This was more than the figure in blue ri-etonne could endure and pulling off Imr mask she burst out laughing And then Jack wished the earth would open and swallow him. Of course this was imr possible and there mt Jack staring stir phliy at his pretty innocent French teacher, She looked so yaung and girl- ish standing there whh so much merrir ment in her Pyes that Jacki: cnnscienm stabbed him badly and his resolvo to hate her melted away. Winch. he heard her say quieily. -I'm sorry it all happened. I suppose I never should have deceived you but I Was pining for some fun and this seem- ell ihe best opporhmity. I sincerely beg your pardon. ' Shouldnit I be the one who should do the begging of pardon? Jack had I'ccoverrd his senses and his bad resolve hm! turned into a good oneithnt of being good in French class and loving his French teacheri Together they made a. compact in which Jack promised to be good, having learned that teachers am human beings as well as the rest of nss LUZELLE MARTINi

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THE HOOSIER We seniors of R H. S welcome Ed- ward back into our midst. The Worst Weary I-Iuhby:--ttDoctm'Y tell me the worst. DortorzittYour wife wi'l regain her voice, JUNIOR NOTES nJusi: one more glass boys, and we'll go homef said the dishwasher us he lnid down a cake of soap. Miss Shzlnksittwhen was the revival of learning? Bob AIcHnttollhttBefure lust exams. The Freshmen g: i coed What a pretty little Miss! He crop. a little closer A1141 then he stole Ive ann in Keith-ttFather, mine 1m artist. Father-JtO. KI soil, if you dolfi draw ml me. decided to Mt Mrs. Swuim- This letter from Ezlrl is very short. Mr, Swaim So is wouldn't have written? Earl, m: he Original Poems LcRoy Hall At the end of a perfect day I most generally hit the hay There I lay from ten 'HII eight Then to school Pm always late, Luzeile Martin Tel me nor dear thoughtful student Poetry is hard in write. Lenin to use a little prudence, Try to think with all your might. Ruth McCoy Once ihm'e Was a litile boy Who thought hem take a swim. He took his clothes off one by one And hung them an a limb. The posroffioe department estimates the misdirection of mail costs the gov- 11 ermuem quite a sllnl Just imagine what the estimate of the waste of misxlr reeted talk would be. LeRoy Hall I wish I may. I wish I might Have that girl I saw 1m night 1hr face was like a rose so fair And her bobbed hair was combed wi.h care. Regarding the icEaMany tails have been tolled: Douit be a gossip Miss Famuliuerhmonjugating love in Lntiniittwhat comes after you IOVOW Art Kemer-uwhy, then you pru- pqseP Algebra is arithmetic gone crazy with the alphabet. Miss Heslar- Where did all those, pins go?y Senior GirlshtiHard t0 tlwy're pointed in one bended in allo;hel'.n tell because direction and Opal ManhHHAre you North? LeRoy HallittNo, why? OpalhttYou dance as if you had snuw shoes onF from the Luzelle MartinhttttDo you remember when you were struck by my beautyw Keith Modesitt-HI think so. Wasift it at the masked ball!u Never get flusterml when men stand around looking at you with their mouths openI Maybe they are using their eye-teeth. Robert Cross-Hwhei'e do jelly fish get their jelly? Albert Ingramtumom vurrentsy the ocean Elsie Adams is so musical. Sh! first showed her talent when she was little and played on the linoleum. Keith Modesitt says there are tivo