Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 24 of the 1924 volume:

THE HOOSIEE l For the Best ICE CREAM AND CANDIES Johnson and U-Kno Bax Chocolates HOT AND COLD DRINKS OF ALL KINDS Get Your Spring Refreshments at an Iceless Soda Fountain Rockville Candy Kitchen West Side Square Phune 524 SHOES MEWS FURNISHINGS CLEANING AND PRESSING $640 1. a. 1:. mg Mich. MULL MOTOR COMPANY 2 THE HOOSIER TH E g STAPLE AND S W H I T E FANCY . SPOT Grocerles G ROC E RY Fruits and Vegetables HOME KILLED MEATS At Right Prices South Side Square ROCKVILLE, INDIANA OUR MOTTO: The Peoples Cash Grocery ' The Goods You Should Buy and Meat Market 1 at the Price You Should Phones 1 Pay Mutua134 Parke Co. 515 5 THE CROWD KNOWS BEST Follow the Crowd and GP! Reduction BEST MEALS AND on all SHORT ORDERS IN TOWN7 Eversharp Pencils AT ' h BEN-HUR ELLETTS CAFE Drug Store VEST SIDE SQUARE i THE HOOSIER BE A BOOSTER FOR THE HOOSIER AND ADVERTISE IN IT EACH MONTH I 4 THE HOOSIER Puh'islwd ev e ry Published In the munth. Advertising T H E -- interest at tbs Pub- rules m be had on He Schools of Rock- nmuximtinn. ville, Indiana. ! HOOSIER Price. 1m: 3 copy. 51 n 3 , liostl'mkl. EDITED BY THE STUDENTS OF THE ROCKVILLE HIGH SCHOOL Vol. 8' Rockville, Ind., March, 1924 No. 5 CONTENTS Editorial .............................. 5 Literary .............................. 7 ClAss Notes ........................... 10 Society ............................... 15 Sports ................................ 16 J okes ................................. 18 EDITORIAL STAFF ....... William 0H: .Rachael Randolph . .Harold Rohm . . .Robert Cross .Maude Crooks, Luzelle Martin Editor in Chief Assistant Editor Business Manager. Assistant Business Manngex Literary Editors , Society Editor . . ............... Marjorie Martin Sport Editors .Mzn'y Eleanor Swaim, Ernest Jones Joke Editorsu ...... Virginia Alden, Ralph Cassidy Alumnae Reporten ............... Paul Carmack Senior Reponers . .Mary Barges, Norman Cook Junior Reporters ..... Cynthia Cooper, LeRoy Hall Sophomore Reporter Ella Cummings, John Henderson Freshman Reporters.. ................ Eleanor Burton, James Padgett Circulation Managers. .Denze1 Cox, Alice McPherson, Pauline Maritt Artisis ......... .Ruth McCoy, James Padgett, Ernest Freed Faculty Censor ............................. Alma Shanks WWWAWWW THE HOOSIER EVELYN GOFF WINS CONTEST Rockville wus wvll ropx-osonted at the distriri m'atoricul contest which was hehl at Gi-eencnstle. The 0 m- to present R. H. S, was vhnsen F :It'ternnmi, March 14, Them wore seven contestants in .hc high schuol contest They are us follows, in m'doi' of their ummxmnun: Luzollo MartiuiThe Constitution, Cyril Bi'zlilbm'uinzniiel Wobstu- :Iult the Constitution. VVillinm OttiThmuns Jeffersuu Hm Constitution. Milton Hobsou-Jl'he Constitution. Evelyn Goff-The Constitution Mable EiscyhThe Constitudcn. Rachael anlolphs-The Constitution. There were seven jullng-Mrs. Fran- cis Whipple, Mrs John S McFuddin, Mrs. Roy Baker, Mrs. Rufus Doolev, MY Earl Duwd, Mi: John Jullief uml 3 HaiL To realize that there was considerable difficulty luv the pun uf the judges as to AhE respective merits of tho contvst- :mts it is necessary only to look tlt tho seams of the contestants, The first prize hudh lowest score 0f 19 points. The second plate, which was awarded 10 William Ott- had 20 points, the third place, which went to Ravhaei anloiph, had 21 points against it It would seem, therefore, that there was no little doubt on the part of the judges as to whu among the seven was the bests u is generally thought by 2111, howev- or, that the judges selected the best of the armors when they awarded Miss Goff the winning position. Her speech will appear in the next issue of the Hoosier, us she is a Junior :md the next edition is to be the Junior issuei and Th? voutvst at Gwomnstlo was :Is 5 close, if not closer than the local one ho'il at Rockvillci Miss Goff, having won the contest here, was entitled m enter the district umitest ht Grecm mstle, which was hLIil Tuesday evening, Mm-ch Mr. Linehiu-gur took Evclyno :1 m1 thIce of the Other 1011111 contestants, Milton Hohson, Mabel Eisey and Ruch- uol Randolph, t0 Gremmastle in his calm Thm'o were four uthez' contrsmnts en.- m'od in this contest hesixlcs Evelyn, fmm the other schools in this district, the schools being Climon, Filmore, Hniubridge mid Gi'eencustlei Evelyn's hmunn- was quite as plealsV ing :uitl her xleiivm'y and material 718 furrofui and well chosen .15 when she Spuko here. It was evident that thP majority of the pmple iu the amummc hml rated her first, as everyone seemh ed votivinrvd that mule of tho othor speakers oqnnlml hrr in the quality of ttoir orutiuns, 01' the style of their do- livm-y. It mum. however, as qui.e n snrpi'is? m Innny of the autiiem , when Evelyn n-mmi mm place. First place was uwm'dwl to Dorothy Ahers, a Freshman girl of Buinhl'idgu Miss AltersY speech oxecexird the set time limit by at lens: five minines, and many people thought that she shnuld have been scored against on that account. Her material was very interesting and Mr doliverey was ex ccptimmily gdmL n is in reason to suppose that if it wore not for the decision of one of the judges, that Evolyhe would have occu- pied first place. 011? of the judges said utterwnrli that he gave Evelyne first place on the literary excellence of her oration, but graded her last on hcr do- livery. owing us he said, to theimprvss hm he I'cceivvd that she was merely rev citing her ormion from memory. THE HOOSIER When W0 rvnwmbor that hch'woll thc rst place and tho third plnct- there was difference of only three points, we mm be sure that Rockville was well H'pz'hsenmd, and that if W0 hu could have gmm, we would have heen very proud of Ewlyhe. YEA, JUNIORS The next issue is to be the Junior ' e of tho Hoosier. Every year the Junior class edits one Hoosier all by it selfh The entire editing of tho Honshor has been tunmtl over to Jul Jnniur class, so we may txpout a fine issue mxt munth. CLASS PLAY SELECTED You. evm-yono! :md likvwixo three thwrs, two 0'3 men. rousing :md the third mm musing too. Why all thiw jubilation? The reason is soon tultl. At last, after a lung passage of time. the committee consisting of Doreen Marks. Kcnoth h'onkhite, Maxine Cm'v muck, Milton Hnbson and William Ott, have decided on the Senior class play. The name of it, if reports are true, is hA Full House. As yet erc hm'e boen nu rohmrshls- but it is supposed that thcro will he snmL - CENTENNIAL PROGRAM On February 21, the hundredth :Innir versnry of Rockville, as the county svut nf Parke county, was hold, As nem'ly us can he definitely known. .he mulling uf Rnckvillo :Is :1 vounty sent took place one hundred 'enrs ago from tho ui'ore mentioned date. The program was as follows: Battle Hymn of the Republicu sung by the audience, ' hlvncntion, Rev. Collier. Introdncmry speech, Mn T. R. Strousch Rockvillo in Rehhnspout, MI: Linebar- gar. nAnnie Laurie, ttCom'in Through the Ryv, Mrs. Batman, tAn Interview with Mr, James H. Buk- erW Mrs. Chunk- Ott. 'tAuId Lung Synof, sung by tho. muL imme. This was one of the most intereang pragmue whh-h has ever been given in R. H. s. 1: is of interest to the students for :L number of reasons, the best per- Imps being Hm. it mm the story of tlw life in Rockville as it was remenlherel hy Mr. James Baker, the o'dest rssidunf of Rankville. It is interesting to know that his memory is absolutely pov'c't in every x'es'pelzh, and all that he said in his smmiew was absolutely eon'evt. WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY EXERCISES 0n Fehruhry tho 22ml, oxercisns wm- hum at R He S. in honor of Glarg' W'nshitgton. The follnwing shor. hm: :Imn'nprinfc program was given: Svievtion by tho R. H. S, orchestra Grevtiugs Ln .he school, Mark Shnh norer. HOhl G!m'y, Roselle Ruftt'l'. HThis Country of Ours, Jnhn 8. Mr Fnddiu. Selection. orchestra. t'Amerim, sung by the audience. We were hn gm to see :Ind h :n' our Md friend and principal Mmk C, Shin- ncrur. Hv was in Rockvxllo for n ShOE'I time and very kindly ehneehcea to shy t. few words to the school. ttSMILIN' THROUGH On Monday. February 17th, R. H. S. had the privilvge of Usteniug to Mish Helen King Maxwell, the talented x-vmlr er, Who presented in h very charming manner. the well known play, Smilhv Through. Miss Maxwell phovea m b? n ve'v accomplished reader, and :xftm hvaring her, it is cnsy to see how she won .he State oratorienl contest a few years ago. Owing to the bud weather, only .1 medium sized audience attended this program, but it is understood that the Athledc Association cleared :1 ransom able sum. LINCOLN ESSAY CONTEST A few' weeks ago it Was announced hofbrv the assembly that. n contr-st as to who could writo the best essay on the life of Lim-uln, and the bash tribute THE HOOSIER H7 him, wmiid rece'ro a httitdsmiii- mods a1 ri-tmi Hm Illinois Wutth culnpimy. Soiei-tti stuamts of K H, s. responded to this essay contesk him it is iiuihau stand that the papers wvre all 50 good that the judges had a m-y .iitfiault tintt deeming which win; the bust. The pm: wciit m Wivtitioli Joilipf, of the Freshman tiass, It i interesting to know that Wendell is the youngest iivomher of R. H, s homo tlm school in gmieial tutti the Freshman n1: 5 in par- ' . should be proud Uf him. His . v Appears in the Lhm'm'y tlopnrt- intuit at this Hoosier, AN APPRECIATION The Rockville high school has been 7 of stwvice to the uoaiitiuitity for n mint. her of years It: Worth mtnuol be esti- matml- as it has put llmny girls and buys in the tight mud .0 good citizpa. ship. The mm'nls. good ti-iiiuiiig ilurl tinny upmmit of intellectual powers hum not how surpnssetl hy any other high school at its . . The vaiiw or this school is felt by aii n its patrons and it has imam ah ulv salute um: ty to the welfare of Hie hmiimi-ii' n! which it stullxlst Its worth i felt by others who atti-ihiite its m'ol' ilici'vnsiiig power to the desire for hL'NlX' i-tiiit-ntion, loyal citizenship and a pt-ngi-ossiio niliiont FRANCIS HARRIS. GETTYSBURG 0F ROCKVILLE oiio score and four weeks ago times sstv brought fm'lh iiuio this school a nmi' tihss oaiitoivoii iii mischivf' iuld timiitateii to tho pi-opositimi that all itittthcmaticai problems iti-o equally hai-ii, No Wc are engaged in 21 great chalk war, testing whether this sahoni or any other sz'lmol so iiedimiti-d :md sa imitoivod can long euduro. We hit mot nn i. great hiittieric'a at that war tthe iisstmhiyi. We ttht scluml bonrth haw tmiie to dedicate a pm-tiou of tho maths t'ancs room as it fiiiai pluu- of safe hniiiiiiet for those who linvs spent their time that chalk might be thrown I. is :I'mgolcr fitting and pi-opei- that w do ihist But in a larger some the more studious pupils HUHIM dedicate onunot concentrate, they minnni study this W110. The brave boys living and iioati who struggled hem have kept it fur above our power m a time H! catch them. The school win 1itt1i- nom nm- long remember what wt- haw said here. tmt it Unll never forgot what Umy tiiii hma It is for us, the me, rather to 1m tlctlirafvd Item to tho iiitt'iiiisheii wui'k wliirlt Hwy who are thrown hm havn lm's t'iir so iiohi - JUNO. It is rilthtr tar its to ho hm-e IFllimted to Um gx'vnt tash rt'nluining bcfm'e us, that iron. thiist- unllmim'od tiw we itikii iim-eusmi pun mutton to that cruise whivh thoy gave their ltts. mi measure 0f IIQVOHMH Hint m- hm highly i'vsnlve that sti- 11' hmiai-eti few shaii mit have been mi nnhi-eii in win; that this school. midhr God, shall have n 119W hii-th 0f rule; and HIM gnvvrnment 0f the stiiiiiiitts, by Hm students mm for the students shaii not perish fmm this selmol. Antimi- Unknown. A TRIBUTE TO LINCOLN in Hardin comny. Kentucky. Feh, 12 mm, Ahi-aham Lincoln was born. While ho was yvt a boy his mothot tiioii, As Lincblu grew older 1w hreamo :i hard aurl honest worker. He ti-iet th- lawyer's pivhtcssiont but he was hm adopted to this wark. In JSCO lie was Marisa sixt'ettmh 8 Prrsixleu; 0f the United Smh's. In his iuzrVgurnl address IEEIiw-rml March 4, 1861 he said. addressing hinr self to the South: UIn your hnut'ls, mv Ali. isfied countrymen, and not in wine, is the momentous issue of oivil war. The government will nut nssml you, You can have no conflim witlvowt hdng yourselves the rig essors. You MW no on!!! re ervd m hmveu t0 rlostmy axe gmernmem; while I have Hw most solemn nne ta Treservv, pmr NH nnd defend it.' The Civil mn' mine on. Was .lle Vision As the savior of the Uninn, L'mculn vhlmls in WSMTy hy the side of Grunge Washingimx. the Father cf his vnunfry, He was not merely a ShlfPS- man, not merely 21 man who :11. in :1 high plac? and planned, mighty dop'ls. Ho was :1 man whas6 We seems a pm of tht- national ethango. Bv the gift of that lift1 be preserved tho Union and gnvr it ungrudiufy whhon. a thought 1f Vs onh, Vchtm-y and dcnth Wre vvodod tn give L'mcoln his imprrish- able place in history. It Was said of Washington tha! hu wns HFirst in war, firs. in peace, :m'l fhrsf in tho henrts of his aountrymmn but this Inst phrase belongs pveuIEm-ly to Lincoln. Ther? r may bn. Becmms 0F tb vmmtry m which he is mu. app .chnvl 'W'lly, but beyond all doubt Abraham Iinooln is the mast bvlovod of 2111 Am- m'imms. Washington 'is respected; Franklin :5 m'nmended: Jefferson is admirml; hut Lincoln is belovrd, On April 15, 1855, Lincn'n died fmm :I gun slum wound at the hmu's of Me Mcnssim John Wilkes Booth- who shnl Mm M1119 1 w'zls :chuxliug Fours fheatre the eaning of April 14. Perhaps no mm mbutc was paid to Linmhl than by General Gram. who Enid: nTn know him pnrsnnnlly Was m low- aud resnert him for his great nuulities of hear: and head. In his awn tho nntinn lost its gromest hem. Tu HS Neath Hm South lost its mus. jusf frinully I Tho um'th 0 THE HOOSIER This simple mnu sprung from tho snil, dcscrmlnm 0' n pnor, even slviftv luss stuck; 1m ris u m the highest pln'o in the ion, and had Molded .lien. mriul pnwor. Tho United States nax'er hpfure in its history allowed :Inv President as much power us Linro u uiowea. th lie nem- lost his sense of m-uportiou. Phillips Brooks said of him: u'mwo m'v mm as poml us he. but my ax 1m .hings: there rtre men 2.; amni- you! us he but they do foolish H'inga In 1m goodness and intelligmeo mm- hiuedhxml made their best of wisdom. WHAT VVOL'LD YOU HAVE DONE? Elsie was gning to have a p'u'tyg N'mdz' party at Hm. I. was t'm 1mm : of Ute day. for in VVozvlv ford High School pnrtios Werr' g 'nf m'mlls. Tl'o girls stood in the hall mlkr $111 xleligh eI'l3' mu such subjects Ms dress and escorts, em The boys, of rouv'sc, W'I'e n'mrst ns emhusirmic. us Hwy hut tnok greater pains to hide mm mithnsinsm. Jnek Trviug.0n was going. 0!? mum ho ctu'l'ln't miss if '01' it was E157 pnvfy mm Elsie wmiwell. an especial friend of Jack's He lvnrl Uecid d m gv vs 2m nlllvfashioned gentleman. wear'm'z an old Suit Which lmrl been his great? gz'mf-yrnmlfnther's. Th' French Mueller in W'andfurrl Hi'zlu School was young and pretty .1an u great fm'orin' among the pup'ls. csr pooinlly HVe girls. In French Muss Jack 5M :xt'ross HIP aisle from Elsie and it wns their cllswm tn Writ? notes In each other while Miss Rankin was writ. ing difficult cnnjngmious on the bomd. Tmlny, when Miss Rankin was at Hm hnnxwl Jark srrihbled a description of his costume and adding :1 postscript mm her to be sun: to watch for him. Then doffly l'c slippod it across .110 aisle, but n not deftly mlnugh to miss HIP glance of the reproving eye of M:s.w Rankin, yvhn when she desired, was quite 0:111sz10 of keeping the storms! discipline, HJMm she commanded, Wiring that inmor.nnt opistle to me at once. 'THE HOOSIER Jack felt :is if he could ncvtr move. Nevertheless he obeyed her. Miss Raw kin, with a many twinkle in her pretty blue eyes, gizmced over the hate Then turning to the class she commiti x1 ihe uuparllomihle sin, in the eyes of Jack and the rest of the class, and read the nofe aloudi When she haul finished she said: Let this be a lesson to a'l of you. Jack, yml nmy change sems with Mary and see that you behave henceforth. Such humiliation was very haul to bear because to Jack it Was a new feelr ing. He vowed i0 hate Miss Rankin with 11 hilifer haired forever, and he nickel his brain for ideas about teasing her, He dcrided to fell Elsie about his vow and ask her for help. That owning whvn Jack arrived at the party he found the house filled with ilm merry masqueraders. As he came imo Hie room where they were noisiest he saw on the other side :1 pretty figure in a dear old-fushioued dress, Dear Elsie! It was almost H recompense fur the humiliation placed upon him by Miss Rankin to know that Elsie hml dressed in this way to please him, He tried in go across to where she stomi but was unsuccessful, ll' contest bring forced upon him. Not until they had simted to dance had he the chance ofspeakiug to her. He asked her in dance with him. When they had finished the dance he begged her to come nut on the veranda, as he wished to milk with her alone and Len hm- nf his plan. They hm! not yet nn- 9 masked but he was sure of Elsie's ident- ity. hDu you know, I think iVs very nice of you to dress this way to please me? he said, When they had chasen a remote corner swing on Lhe cool porch. The girl turned her head and replied: UThank you. Fm glad you like it. iiI have vowed to hate Miss Rankin forever ,Elsie- and I have a plan of re venge. wan you help me carry it out? It's a good one.v This was more than the figure in blue ri-etonne could endure and pulling off Imr mask she burst out laughing And then Jack wished the earth would open and swallow him. Of course this was imr possible and there mt Jack staring stir phliy at his pretty innocent French teacher, She looked so yaung and girl- ish standing there whh so much merrir ment in her Pyes that Jacki: cnnscienm stabbed him badly and his resolvo to hate her melted away. Winch. he heard her say quieily. -I'm sorry it all happened. I suppose I never should have deceived you but I Was pining for some fun and this seem- ell ihe best opporhmity. I sincerely beg your pardon. ' Shouldnit I be the one who should do the begging of pardon? Jack had I'ccoverrd his senses and his bad resolve hm! turned into a good oneithnt of being good in French class and loving his French teacheri Together they made a. compact in which Jack promised to be good, having learned that teachers am human beings as well as the rest of nss LUZELLE MARTINi 10 THE HOOSIER SENIOR NOTES He Knew It The bashful young suitor entered the home of his sweetheart bearing a large box with the name of :1 well known Hm-isf. on the cover. nHow sweeu and fresh they are! cried the young woman, opening the box. UI believe there is still a little dew on them yet Whyh l'hyesf, admitted the youth. Ubu: L's Just a lime, and 1111 pay it w mm-row. Sure Enough I gazed upon the camel, And wondered at his humps. hWell, what a funny place. says I For mules to have the mumps, Isaacstein, SeniothAhio, what fat you go up the stairs two at a time? IsaacsAein Jr.- To safe my shoes fndderp Isaacstein Senior- Dot's right, my son. But look omit you dunk split your pmldts. The doctor was holding a clinic. EXv nminiug children of school ageh One youngster, :1ng six years, was under weight. The doctor began to make in- quiries as to his diet, and the follow ing dialogue took place: thou dan't drink milk. Wopef' nLive on a farm and don? drink milk at all? Nope. We aim gm hardly vnnugh milk for the hogs. We hear that a certain Senior girl with a spit curl has hBub m: the Pm m Speaking Claw on her mind m... smmly. Mule in the barnyard Lazy bnc quick; Boy with a pin on the end of a siivk Creeps up behind as quiet as x mousci Crepe 0n the door of the lible boy's hollsih A Cntaclysm The distressed newrwed:wh0h mothvl'. Juuk just phoned that I shonhl hun- fIannel cakes for supper allllinlld all me shops are closed, xmd the only flun- m'l in the house is Jack's tennis u'ous ev'simld they're nearly newW Which Animal? One afmmoon little Alice went out fur :1 walk with her mother. A very dirty organ grinder Was near the curb. He had a long beard and was particu- larly unkepmlooking. The man had a monkey on a string and A1ich mother gave her a penny to give to the little animal. Step up to him and give him the pen- ny, said the mother. Alice hestimed for a moment. and thou turning to her mother, asked very gravely: Which one shall I give it to. lllbfh' or? The monkey or his father? Miss Shhnks- Whut makes a mother love the ymlngest son lhE best! Ralph C.-hBemuse he's always the best lookinW THE HOOSIER We seniors of R H. S welcome Ed- ward back into our midst. The Worst Weary I-Iuhby:--ttDoctm'Y tell me the worst. DortorzittYour wife wi'l regain her voice, JUNIOR NOTES nJusi: one more glass boys, and we'll go homef said the dishwasher us he lnid down a cake of soap. Miss Shzlnksittwhen was the revival of learning? Bob AIcHnttollhttBefure lust exams. The Freshmen g: i coed What a pretty little Miss! He crop. a little closer A1141 then he stole Ive ann in Keith-ttFather, mine 1m artist. Father-JtO. KI soil, if you dolfi draw ml me. decided to Mt Mrs. Swuim- This letter from Ezlrl is very short. Mr, Swaim So is wouldn't have written? Earl, m: he Original Poems LcRoy Hall At the end of a perfect day I most generally hit the hay There I lay from ten 'HII eight Then to school Pm always late, Luzeile Martin Tel me nor dear thoughtful student Poetry is hard in write. Lenin to use a little prudence, Try to think with all your might. Ruth McCoy Once ihm'e Was a litile boy Who thought hem take a swim. He took his clothes off one by one And hung them an a limb. The posroffioe department estimates the misdirection of mail costs the gov- 11 ermuem quite a sllnl Just imagine what the estimate of the waste of misxlr reeted talk would be. LeRoy Hall I wish I may. I wish I might Have that girl I saw 1m night 1hr face was like a rose so fair And her bobbed hair was combed wi.h care. Regarding the icEaMany tails have been tolled: Douit be a gossip Miss Famuliuerhmonjugating love in Lntiniittwhat comes after you IOVOW Art Kemer-uwhy, then you pru- pqseP Algebra is arithmetic gone crazy with the alphabet. Miss Heslar- Where did all those, pins go?y Senior GirlshtiHard t0 tlwy're pointed in one bended in allo;hel'.n tell because direction and Opal ManhHHAre you North? LeRoy HallittNo, why? OpalhttYou dance as if you had snuw shoes onF from the Luzelle MartinhttttDo you remember when you were struck by my beautyw Keith Modesitt-HI think so. Wasift it at the masked ball!u Never get flusterml when men stand around looking at you with their mouths openI Maybe they are using their eye-teeth. Robert Cross-Hwhei'e do jelly fish get their jelly? Albert Ingramtumom vurrentsy the ocean Elsie Adams is so musical. Sh! first showed her talent when she was little and played on the linoleum. Keith Modesitt says there are tivo 12 THE HOOSIER kinds of women you cum Hush. The one with bobbed hair zuld the ones w'nhr nut bobbed hair. Maudchllllm continually breaking in- to a songi' Cynthia- If youhl ever get the key maybe you wouldnlt have to break in, Rebnhlll'm going to marry 21 nlnc.or and be we'l for nothing Mill Buchanan-rlMar and be goml for nothing' a minister Little acts 6f cleverness And sitting on; front seats Oflt will misv your markings From zero to $9 . WalterhllPaph, if I Was twins would you buy the other boy a bmlhna touW' Mr. Booher;llCertninly. my sonF WalterhllWell, papa, you surely ain't gning to cheat me out of another brunt ml jush because Ilm all in one piece. Ernest hPhonahg 'm chehurephshvp mo seats in L Managex-hSay, Lh is a thentrv. Sunday School Tencllel'imrlm lPssolI this morning is about Ruth the glcunmu Who can tell me anything nbuut Ruth? Art Ketnerhlll can, teacher. H0 clean- ml up fiftyhfour home runs last seasonw Mr. Hall hater irying GPomctry classlillThe doctor told me to exercisv with Ilumb-bells early each morning, Wmlld this class please come around to my home early tomorrow mnrninglill Mr. Linehal'gerihYou should think hf the future. ErnPst-HI cnnlt. It's my girlls birlh- rlny and I have to think of the pres- 9M. LuzeneJThey say only homely mm have any brains. Bob OillWellv they canlt class me as handsome. LuzolleheroY but you hr? the exmpv Hon than proves the rule, SOPHOMORE NOTES W'e had a fine canary; We also own a eat; We have no morp canary. But puss is now quite fut Miss Shzzllks-hllwho w 1 Homer? Wezlvel'hllTho guy Babe Rmh m:nle famous.U Movie Dh-emr-Wou have m m, a muuber of falls. How are you on falls? John Upp, hezu-hesnyFnI rank next m Niaghnm Cliffurn v.wWhy ah they keep lions m the annual office? ML Hall- Why do you nlqk such h question? Cliffm-AJWeH when 1 mm som- rhnns the control girl snys, AThc hams husy.' Aml Sh, cont'luded the Sunday svhool teacher,UAahh. mhl Eve were driven from the garden of Ehonp mouldh'r Adam drive his awn m! queriml Reba. Dorothy R, W piano reeitullh UXVhaf is that charming thing he is playing? VirginihhllA piano, yY duh. Bertha was driving in the country when she ran over a hen le sorry 1 run over your hen, said kind hearted Bertha nI'll pay you for herfy nThin was a pet hen, Missf said the farmer. 'lShe always came to me when l culled her. and laid an egg every day. B.f Would a dallur be all rigln? Farlnex-illYould better make it two, Miss. I also have a rooster, He thinks n 10! of that hen, and when he finds sl-els dead it wouldwt surprise up much if the shock uilled him, We wonder Why Mr, Shook gives surly lhw gravlqs! Made of Whiter Stuff The argument between two young fluppeI-s grew pretty hot aml it reached THE HOOSIER tho poim where they be ciute each othk'fs stun 'In to demo Said Rohm-HYoalre ha banci- than 1am. We're all human my, you if youh'e clay I'm plaster of puris, John J. 11.7th thought you said young Rluuehmwl was a good man. I don't sno him nrmmd your office. w 9n B.fnl diam my chat. I said hc- was fired with 20:11 aim ohci-gy FRESHMAN TICKLERS We wish Io inform the inquisitive Sophomores that Tlu'lnm Martin uscs n i-nmli mi her hair Be Careful tDodicntevI to Mr, E. R. Joucsa Dun 4- 1923M 0h Edna, 0h Edna, what mudn you do thm? I winked at you mm you nvver winked back! I uinked nt Elsie. and Mary and Ruth, Aml they winked back, they did, in truth, an dear Iittlo Edna, don't be wuti'm'v. But ihe next time I wink, I'H wink nt Mary, ' In After Yenrs The- uewa married Goo Jeromv i'vv turned home the Dther evening, He rer m:n'kcd to his wife that she looked til'ml. n1 nm tir :1, said Hi? wi'e. I remenv liervd you said that you liked rnbbia, so I went to the market this morning null ant mle I meant to surprise you with hoiled rabbit for dinner, but I have been m WOI'k all afternoon, and I havelff got it more than half pickrd. Wn wondrr just why it was that Okla Wolch was wanting to chunge seats with Jewel Bobbit, bun upon looking over that neighborhood we find that Shorty Bonher Would sit right behind her tholli That's ah right, Senior. The sturdy oak may have at: one lime been a mm 13 nut like we Freshmen. but remember that you once was a little Fresh sup, Ambitious Senim-wttlh. when I am as old as you, I hope that I win know more than you do now. Pu-W will make you a better one, I hopv ahnt when you are a: old as I am- that you win know as much as you think ,va do now. nI want to quit school, said littlv Rnhert to his mother one day. Wat for? asked his morhcr. KLQh, iho boys are iilwaysipichhig 0.. mo. HOh iionseasey said his mntheiz N.Iusc hx'm'e up and fight buchn HThahs just im replied minim. Mi. L'meh:lrgm' said that the ham time I kunuked Dick's tee.h down his throat I was going to get an awful whipping. Tho Freshmen are the proud owners of a Freshman boy, who, when he sees he cam get Eousnlaiion out of on? Martin goPs m the one in front. tWhn is heiU We would like to xest the memory of the Freshman class. Anymw wishing to try, do according to the following rules: Remember the time we wel'o iu the grade school and the boys used to tease Robm't Cupid Blubher. Goo Jerome. D0 ihis, Write neatly ton any kind of pm poiI-iieatlyi a1 lthe nicknames that we gave Robert. Hand them in by April 15 to Mr. Jas. F. Padgett. Spring is here Get ready your ovorr 2111s, gimg, fur the day is nearing for us. Everetto-ttThntI: a very doggy look- ing car you got there, Frank. Fi-athDoggy is right. It'll pick up slicks, foam at the mouth, bark up trees, and mu 0m and play downy, Mrs! Nikholas-HChanm I'm going to keep you in this evmiing for not capital .iug your lettersf' Clup'les-ttwhy, I've hmml my dud 14 any lnts of times uhnt x-npiml punish- ment was abolished long time ngo in Rockville schools. Louise Bloomer- Spcnking of small huhivs my father weighed only three pounds at birthh Rosemary C.-hAnd did he live? Keith Pnyne-hBut isn't he a man, momma! Mrs. Payneih'Not .1: all. my dmn He reminds me of your father at that age.H nim' Gui410:h The walls of this fortress are 50 thick that outside no one can hour the shx'ieks and cries of the prisr mlnrsl He 00 Horhhhlt is just as I said. This Would be :m exceHent place for your singing lesson Adum was 1he first mm: mm. evvr was invented Lived by himself :md never was com tented. Made out ho mud in the days gonn- by, And hung on the fom'e for me sun to dry. Next came Eve, she had tn have a huhle Boosted Avlam up n free to get himself an apple. He got two and she Me one, That was the why me trnuhlo begun. Adam was a gardener, Eve was his spouse, Lost her job a stealing fruit so took to keeping house. All was quiet and peaceful in the main Until Eve had a little son and took to raising Cam ' Next came Noah mumbling in the dark Found himself a hammer and nails And built himself an alrk. His danghter-i'n-law with her kids came in And HOld Mrs. Noah and tho, rollixf pin, Esau was u farmer of the Weary Wilh lie make THE HOOSIER 112 gm, half of tht- farm, hn'f wpm In his brother Jake. But Esau didn't see his title very vl . So he sold it :III to Jukie for :1 sumlv wind! and :1 beer Daniel got sassy, wouldxfr obvy the King King 20. sure wnulduht stand for such 1: thing. l'ut Dzmiel in a mun help with linns underneath Bur Ihmiel was :1 dentist and pulled Hu- Jion's teuth. Jonah was :1 traveling man, no runs Hlu Bible tale. Ho, hooked :1 smemge pnssngt- in u trnns-Atlzmtic Whn'e. meml the whale's stomach not .'I snft- place to rest, Sn Jonah pushed the button and NW whale did the rest. David was a shephonl boy, a homely little cuss. Along came Goliath and picked up 1 fuss. David picked up :1 rock :md hit him in the dome Aml Goliuh heard the birllivss singing thme Sweat Home. nWhnH A across? nYou only charged me six pence 1an lime. Wes. but the water is much higher today. shilling to ferry hue Little Elsiev-hpups, do we own a phuletW - Papahhwhwt nonsense child! Who pm that idea into your head! hWhy, I asked sister last night what big star it was above us and she said it MIan :1 star, it was a planet, and it. was mn's hMarsJ nWhat does she want a divorce for! Isn't Billy good to her? nOh yes; but hL'r cook doesn't like him THE HOOSIER 1-3 $$$le A mummy p. . was gm Wulm-aw duy night, Fob. .;, in honnl' uf Dun Cnpixl's birthday, at Hm humc of Mr. Uvm-ge W. Rohm, for his Sunday school class. W lenliuo gaxm's won- phxyml uml n Vulmnilw stmy ms rcml 17y Mimma VVisL'I'. A fish poml :mvl anew Hm lmx Wu'o iuypd by MW eighteen gums and deli inns struwbn v slmrhtu and wnfm-s Worv sm'n'rl. lem mu- 1m :1 swumphlous mm- 5 they Mn when Huey go to Mr. Rohm's. n s Alethiu Emun was gx-mny surr px'isx'd on her hirnlduy VOL, 14, by hour nvemy uf hm- Inhsf intimutv friends, sm'm'nl of u'llirh wcro momhers of MN Fr alumni cl' Ivor'nnv ln'mlght' uiHu-r czuuly m- mm fur mu frushnwnm mm smuniug rlvv 1m, WVink, :Ind W'isifiug Hu- anvn wx-ro p M :uul m'orymu- hm n jnl'y goml time. M; y Crufhm will oun-rmiu Hu- Stundanl Bearers ut Hm home of Mrs. Curtis Bl'ansrm, Mzn'rh i IQZL Si: nhmly Bearers mm M Dm'ulh Brull 'L'lAPs firs! Munll: ' nigh! in Feb- ruary. Lnuise Bloomer gm'u the 105mm :Iml m-m-yono had a good timv and our JV 'od rleirious pineapple m and 1. ng fuml rake. Tho Cnmp Fire Gil'1s wnulll he wry glad 1f luv mm would VOIuntnm' 10 hr rhu 'n- l .ulex-. They cannot lmw unothor nwvting until u lender is chosen .hluim's. noun forgm! 'rlm 5mm m looking fm-xx.u'tl m m Junim'r Smxim' roveptiuu with grout mlxiMy, Thv Ladies ut' rho Christian chun'lv gum u vhivkvu dinner in tho now has? mvnf of tho church, Friday evening. ln-b. 29, frnm mo uum seven oka. This was fur the pm-pusv of mixing funds m pny fur the now npul'hm'n! whirll has lwvn mm m Hm vhm-nh THE COUNTY TOURNAMENT The county tourllzunvnt was hold this your at Mtcru, in their new gyuL Rockr ville was lmakedwirhBridgelml for thnir 1'i um nml lmd :ul Buy vict'u-y, Hm :worv living 2816. Then came Bollmm'v who had defezl'ed Grows township. This game :l'so Wns mlsily won by :1 590111 of ' 76. This victory look us to the finnls fur our last game. but unt Hm 10m! howvwr, with Mecca. In tho cmu-ze of mo mummy Mrvcu 11ml .quemm MonttL v mu in nu overtime gnmo :gnl also mll mud they wore nnw rcmly fm- Hwir hardest game. Rovkvillu was hard H01 on winning fhis game null emmgh I'I'Nif cannot be given them for the spirit and fight rhm wus Shawn through- nnL The half ended in it He store 7,7. Also when Hm end came the swore wan .uin iiorl ! 12, An overtime pnriml was plnyml in mm . Rovkx'illc scored a foul goal but Mecwp Ivy n long shm, soured from Hm fioM :uxd mus :ulvuncml $11.0 Hm loud MM. Lineup and summary: R. H. S. Mom! SNVCIIson F . A Wetvrs PL lwx'g'm' F . 4 cks Fonk . C . V'm'vnt Rolnu .G.. Cunniuglmm Hay G .......... Manson Suhsmanns Ux-uukhire for lmnk. Fivld gnnls: Seaman, 2; Frybm'gor, 1; Cook, 1; Rnhm, 1: A. Peters, 1; HOOSIER Jacks. 1; Yilwenr 2; Muftsnn, 1. mu goals: Fryberger, 2: Ruhm, J; Cinmiuglmm, 1 Cunningham. 1: Vincent, 1; Russellville Victor; 35 5, On February 22, Russ 11min, 1.1;.wa Kheir return game on the 10ml Ham- and ramp out victors by a 3mm Inn in. This was Rockvillok lust homo gunu- uwl h was evidem Hint Hwy did their lm-sf to leave a good impression lem The home pmrons. Russellvilln, as you nu knuw, has u very good team and ;.17 though we wm'e unable to win Z'Ms game i: is no dishmmr to he houu-n by 5'; small z; score. Lineup :nnl SHIHHHII'Y: Rackvillc RusseHx'Hh' Stovvnson Hzllllnisnn Fl; bpmer Joiner Cook Vebs10r Rohm . .. . R911 dish Hay ..... . ....... G ..... C, Clmlfllfm' Field goal Stevenson, Frybergm', 4; Cook, 5: Rohm- 1; Huulinson. x- Jninm', 4; Wohsmr, 2; M Clonfenor, Foul goals: Stevenson, 4; Fryhergvr, 6; Cook, 2; Joiner, 1. Sceunds Lose co Cayuga 0n'FrMuy, Fchr y 15, the Svcnuxls went m Cayuga for m n-mm game, instead of Hm Firms sinno they were a. Hm vonnfy fnm'nzulan It was my THE HOQSIER n-vitlenf that Hm Seconds w;l'c no; going to give anything away in this battle and they didn't, ehhoyx The first half entlA ml 7.4 in favor of me Seconds. But in the last half Cayuga hna h mm more luck and gained a slight margin mm Hm ghmo emletl 18711, chyhgh. Lineup and summary: Rockvillc uhyhgh 11 . Hm-vey B 'fm-d .. MeCLuh In: m s, MtvClhnh Shmu- Komer .. mm goals. Elsmn, 3; Bm-font, Ih- gum; McClain, 5-, Allox- s. Memenh Fmd goals: Ingam, 1; Meczhih, 1: anoy, L ' Seconds Lose 10 Bridgettn 0h Fohrum-y 2:: .114: SCK'OlIdS phlycd with Bridgeton. Tho game was hm'tL fought but the Seconds wore unnb'e m nhmin the mm mm Hm game ant to Britlgetoh 3921. Lineup aha summm RovkviHD Bridgoiou Flstnu ., F anc. Burfm'd Chapman 'nqrum Mitchell smel- Conrell Ketuer H Rightsnll Substitutions Cross for Bm-fm-n. smhhr m Crnsst Ilvvins for Bemmt, Crooks for COHI'GH, Cuiiss for Rightr soil. Field goals: Elston, 3; Ingram, 1;; Bonny. 1 Banner 5; Nevins, 2; Chap mm. 3; Mitchell, 3: Rightsell, 5. Rackville Goes by in District On Friday, February 29, Rockville wont to B m: for their first game ill the Distrir't tom-hey. Mhtchoa with Mt-och, 'they wen: determhthd m win Hun game if no other. Mecca, us you know. defeated Rovkvillo oh Moccats flnm' in tho finals of the County four lwy, and naturally considered them selves much out superiors, which you will presently learn if yhh do hm h1- rhmh- know is hum sh Macon mum 4m: in grand style, and I think I my 17 safely say an Bmu was behind thenL But if you had Watched Rockvillc hhq w.xtvhvd them shoot, then you enuld have known how the game ms going. The game shrtea off fast, Rockvmh scoring fom- fidtl goals hpfnrp MPCC'I oohhl'aetihitely get their hands on the hull. A little later Mecca scored theh- first and only field goal of that half, although shc made two foul gohxst Bu. Rockville kept up the good work and the half ended by a score of 19 4, Roch villp. Again when the second half be gun Roekvillc kept up her good work and along Mwurtl the last the subs were sent in for Steve and Fx'yberg:r allll Cook. Elshull in m Frybel'gcr scored h field goal and alsn Mwau cunhoctml once in a while until they reached tlw t'wvlfth paint mtd the gum ended 22 12 Roohtiue. Raekville was sure feeling fine then, btchhse Mecca, :Is 1 have 5th, are county chumps, Lineup and summary: Rockvilkl Mwou Stevenson ....... F ......... A, Peters Frybm'gm' Jacks Couk Vincent Rohm Cluminghmn Hay . .. Mhmtm Substitutions: Elston fnr Fx'yhergzm'. Bratty for Stevenson, orchhhith for Cook. Gnssett for Manson. Fie'tl Gnals: shewmh, e; Fryberr ger, Cook, :5; Rohm, 2; Elston. R. For m, 2; A. Petors- Jacks, Cunningham Foul goals: Cook, 3; Rohm, 21 Juan. 2; Vincent, 1t Bowling Green Next On the following morning Rockvillv oncnulliored Bowling Green, a team which had previous to the tourney 103! only one game, to Brazilh This gmm- pmvetl Very hard on Rockville, but new ertlleless it was won 25-13h. In Hlis gaunt Steveusnn starred with nine field gmxls nnd Siutllingcr played best for the 105 ors. Rockvilla was still in the running and going good. In HIE semifinals in Hus afternoon Rockvillo met Montezuma, who also wtls sonmwllem dotrlrmined on heating us. only to be disappointed in the end, hav- mg 17m up ;. Ime fight, lmwvvvr. Tm- Izuluv mm W 18. Rm- villt' Wu ur- :Ill ready now hr mu fin with By. . ulm luld III'o hwn moms III I wil . . :. f'vw wnnlt, not In Hm way nI' nu excuse. Inn mm'vly giving 3'0I nu Mun uf wImI Rookvillu hul m gm :Igaiust. Brazil Imd hnd a mummxiw Iv easy schedule; Ilmy quI onmuunm ml mums in whose gumcx nm- mum m subs. kcoping Hm firs: s m mI-n I'rvsh for Hm finnls mm H.r ix w . 51m am. Bu. Rorknllv w w unnhh- h Iln nus homulsx- of 1qu h HI mn- Imy lmd qul and so n Was not :Il'ogmhr .-I- uilhmlf I-omu um Hwy smmm In- Hv'od m- m loust hvgiuuingz to furl Hm THE HOOSIER wmur. Bu: Hwy u'mIt hwt me Hm IIuIIIUr R is in m III. IIVI-tw I ., :Iml :uIrImugu I mm by u mlm- I. mummy Iu'u-mI lny :11! IL III N tImI mum oqunI mum nus B :MH mum um gm Hm Iwm-s- oI rs. 'gv nmruiu. i: LiIImIp mm summw, K H. s. Bv- .'Il Stmvnsnn F. a... II, m-Iu gm- l-' andol I'mk A ,.G SII'IUIMIII- Ihh. 11 th In. H: Phillips S. Funk. 1, Rulvm Hay FIIIIII Lu 2:, Mmk. la. 17mm, 7: is IEIIII'SI The words III'I'II'f much, bIII uh. HIM :lix'. Tho lutcst snug hit Clmnisn'y sIII--JCUIII.I you low 1. girl Hm! lunkv liku mo! Iloiuwml all my Imumx' sluauvvnn u miumu thvn, cm I ml my mmmmo. I haw :mmhm :Im. Ruh HHnw :ln yml know shv Iimwn't Hug? Dub;W hoard her. Wour wire 07mm from .r. Hun nId mm in. mm she? HNu, she hrmlght mm with Im-JI WT mnvndnus number m' munmm I mm by the mm. MVImI .mn-rz'I 'l'ln- fly lmpm'. Milly NI thought ,I'ml sum slu- mu mum: Im yWI-I mm shu um- .m-ny n. ma mum Im. THE HOOSIER 19 Tramp-llKind man, would you subV srrlbe unohulf dollar fur my fund to lrn'ulnify this villageill Mayor HAnd my man, how would you huuulify it? TrzixnliullBy moving on to the Hex. Village. MistreSSauSurely; Marie, you are not going I0 leave usl Haveulc I always treated you as one of the familyill Maidalllndeell you have, and stood it as long 515 Pm going tol I've MaxillAre you dining anywhere next Sunday? JackillNo. I donlt think so. MaxillMy! How llungroy youlll he on Monday. ShookullDo you play on the piano Ill Gook-Jll used to but mother made me quLF ShookillWhylm Cook;llshe was afraid I would fall nfffl Ttiiloi'ullHow about the pockets? DoughgllAw, just make ,em pint slch As the five o'clock whistle blew Pal demanded: HHave any of you fellel's seen my coat? nYou've got it on, cried Mike. llSure enough, said Pat UAnd lucky ye nojced it, 0? I'd have gone home without it. ShebaullMy husband is never happy when I am out of his sighLu CleOullMine donlc trust me, either. RastusillAh can't get dis spol offiu yo' u-ousersy Student-JiHave you tried gasolinelq RaslusillYasy suh.' StudentuliHave you tried ammoniaY'X RastusEllNaw suh, hut Ilm sure they'll fit. PruiaHYon seem very sleepy, were you out late lash night! Stude-lll had to sit bahyll up wich m, 'Pmt.- 0h, I see. How am was the babyW Unlucky Motorist waving killed lhe ludy's puppyiv-llelam, I will i'eplzu-e the animal. lndlgnauz yourself? OwnerullSir, you flatter Women's faults are many; Men have only two- Everything they say, and Everything they d0! Buy- Oh, mamma,100k at lhat man'l white trousers. MotherillThose dear. BoyuliBut mamma, father's are relll are his flanxwls, y gun! You have given Husbandu my wife arsenic instead of sleeping powder. , DruggistallThat's all right. You owe me fifteen cents more? Irate Docuor hshoving up wiuduw to are who is causing tapping on the doox-l -theng Voice lfx'om belowi-llNo I'm sick. BertullHuw much do you weigh? Bettyulil20 pounds. Bertullwith 01' without your cam- plexionV Teacherilllee for one year the num- ber of tons of coal shipped out of the Uniled Statesfy FreshieillMQZ; Honey NUTS T0 CRACK 03y Miss Hazel Nun I have been receiving Various letters asking about the uspring poets of the Junior class. The following are some of the fruits of their labors: A flash of fire, a thunder penl- Rain falling down i ntorrents. An awful. rainmorm busted out And drownded little Lawrence, 011 come and be my Valentine Give all your heart to me, 20 Then 1 will he :15 happy in! A whin in :1 trPe. The warm sun shone, The soft rain t'L-ll, The Kuisvr fried to win the war, And wont to Hmn'mL A dash of min, :1 Ihumlcr pm. The girls nxisml 111m mubrellhs. They humped into :1 gang becnllso They 001111an soc tho fellows. The following hppehr in :1 coumion vutined, nLeaves of the Poetrum The Thunder crashrd. The clouds were big. The nghmihg flushLd And killed a pig Tlu' wind mannod in Hm forest 11mm, Whig sud rule I was tnlllJ The beam chased Williv up 11 11?? And there he vullgllt :1 vold. The Thomas 81 Hodge Hatchery DAY OLD CHICKS CUSTOM HATCHING South Side Square Phone 215 Mutuar 57 THE HOOSIER 1 love Hm sunshine in the oust And rho sunset in the west, 1 love H10 blue sky um-hoha, But 1 love pancakes hast. This 110011! is the mom fruitful hr the vnllvvtiun: -Zeue. A little Junior girl I know Who lmu'ns lwr vasmls well. You prohhmy couldn't guess lmr hhmo. 1'11 wl1isper-'ti: Luzel'e. 1 might shy that her hair is huhhm And when she shakes her hmxl rm very plain, :15 2.11 mm at , Sh? mmms whh. she has said. Shag oh the Student Council :llld Her jlulgmvu. there is 511111111. 111 fact, we Juniors think she Is the best that can be fauna, So here's to her, out good 1.111 1an A must today we give. We wish hm' lluppinoss m.1 juy As 1011:: ha shh shall me.