Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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THE HOOSIER after tomorrow? she stated, hand, oh, I. just canit: see him this time.H HOh never mindj replied the Wise one. who divined how the land lay. ttThey say a sailor has a girl in every port: snrer then a girl may have, a chap on more than one shipW HYes I know? sobbod the girl, Hhut you see, IWe got two ships in port ah ready? ?Jndge. In carrying a woman down the ladder from a burning building, Put, a gallant fireman, slipped and fell to the grounlt. The woman following landed heavily but safely upon the prostrate hero. A doctor summoned pronounced Pat nninv ,jnred. ' HYontre a brave gentleman; said he. uBrave, begorrz, but no gentlenmnii saitl Pat rubbing his injuries. Mr I'd let the Indy go first. eJmlgh. : Lowell ViK-Say, how would you like to have a nut' Sunday. Maude Cettlid just love to.H Lowell WhittAll righty FD around Sunday thenW COHIE Mr. Hall tancient historyyalassAttNow e earliest mention of banking trans, actions was when Pharoah received A week on the Bank of the Red Sea. Trouble ahezulettIt is reported that the Kaiser married again. Tired of peace I guess. 7Sniith Weekly: Happy to Tell It. A celebrated singer was in a motor car accident one day. A paper aftev report ing the accident added, tWVe me happy to state he was able to appeni' the fol- lowing evening in four pieces.H 7Epworth Herald. Dorothy Bradfieldett'WhaVs wrong with the car it soueaks dremlfnllv Earl S-t'Canit be helped, thei'eis pig iron in the axles. A young lady whose stock of baseball knowledge was not as large as she be- lieved, sat watching a game that was proving very disastrous to the home 21 team. About; the eighth inning, she turned to her escort and exclaimed ttIan our pitcher good? He hits their hats no matter where they hold them. The wife of a clergyman warned him as he went to offi'ate at a funeral onf: rainy day. uNow, John, don,t stand with bare head on the damp ground. 'J your 570191! catch voh'i. Vx'hat on earth did that, fellow igezm when he said he was a peregrinating pedestrian from the classic Athens of America? He meant he was a trump heating; his way from Boston. 'Nursoeqh'hy, Bobbie, yon selfish lit tle hoy, why diiin't you give your sister a piece of your apple? Bohhieettl gave her the seeds. She can plant them and have a whole orche ant. n'The next one in this moon: that speaks above a whisper is. going to he put outf exclaimed the angry Judge. ttHip! Hip! Hooray! shontnl the prison 191' as he ran for the door. ttVVhati fool tohl yon papers on the file? KtYon did. sir. tJVVCIl leave them there You're Charged for calling me :1 fooifi to place those His, Two negro boys were discussing their dogs. HAhis got Je hestest dawg what ehm' iivet'iW said one. ttHe was foolini ii'ound in Daddy's blacksmith shop the. other day, when Daddy throwed :1 hammer at him. VVeH, dat tlawg done went and made a bolt for dr'it 110012,, ttAh, thutis nothini, said the other. HThe other day I throwod a hammer :11 mah dawg and dot duwg, he, SinViPii making tracks for the Atlantic Smr hoard Railway, and as fur as I know he still is? A man who had been out among the chiggers went into :1 Testnnmnt and ealied for pancakes. While he was eat:

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THE HOOSIER Prof. I'uleptqtal't of his xthivS will muml, healthy man with good red blood. The job sveker-tWthtk the itleaw Prof. JuloxiHPnrt of his duties will he to fowl my troupe of trained fleas. Tony, our truck drivov, is so Jumb he thinks the Seel'etnry ot' the Interior is :1 stomach specialist. New Britlov-tchl you get seats for the thezltru, dearie W Hotu'Yos, Iona T got the fort-yvthirlt row.u ShetttOh. I'm so glad. The won't bother us :1 hit back thcx'eft -VVnshington Dirgt'. show Departing passengcrgttThis is mism- :zirlu street car servivo. thmlut'tm'ttth'hy, whatk the matter! Couldn't you got a seatW' . D. Rt Surv I got :1 sent. hut my Witt- hurt to stand up all the way. -Chiczlg0 Ledger. Epitaph. Hero lies my wife, lot her lie, Sth at test; So am I. My uncle Rastus was a great man for mvlous. One night Ihvy caught him in. thlnnvl N'Ii'zt'stolxk patch AS soon :15 hv snaw they had him he said: hGood LOM. dis yew tlzlrlmy c:1n t g0 nowhm'n to pray :my 1110 without: hcing tsturhed? vam Arit'W'ho is that follow With the long huh? Rufus BittHNS :1 fellow from Yale. Rolm A.-I Oh 1W0 often heard of thuso Yule locks. -I;eschen's Hercules. Willic-JtM-amzl, yill you answer just mw more question? Then I wont bother you any 11101-0. Mother;ttAH right then. 'What: is it'l'rv WilliethWhy is it that thv little fishes .Ion't drown before they lvm'n to swim? -va York Suuday'Ncws. Ifowtthoosntt :111 this talk about hum twin and mivrohus frighten 3'me ShvvttNot, :1 bit. I nova' got, seated at anything: smaller than a 111011503; Boston Transmipt. A healttifu1 girl who lived in a sea port town was in :1 MN Jilemnm. and in 1161' distress she took her trouble to tho Village astrologer anti soothsayer. HMy Jack's ship is. due here the Jay

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h THE HOOSIER ing he felt one on his ankle. He poured. molasses 011 it and. scratched the pan- cake. Silly? Huh! The new door keeper at the museum had evidently learned the rules by heart before taking over the job. thHere sir, you must leave your um. brella at tho dooW he said to a Visitor. hBut I havelft an umbrellaf, WFhen you must go back and get one. All visitors must leave umbrellas at the door? he quotmi triumphantly. A young lady on a steamer just leuv- ing Athens, approached the captain and pointing to the hills, inquired. hWhat is that white stuff on the hills, captainW nSnow, madamey H thought so, but a gentleman 'jusf told me it was Greece. A group of tourists were looking over the inferno of Vesuvius in full eruption. hAinht this just like hellf said one. uAh, zese Americans? exclaimed a Frenchman, ihwhere have zey not. beenim An alien who was applying for natural- ization, was given a card to fill out. It was returned With this 011 it: Business-Rotton. Name-Michael ievinsky. Born-Yes. Jimmiethvury one in 0111' family is an animal. Astonishod preacher - nWhy shouhhft say that. JimmiehWVeH, motherhs a dear; baby7s her lamb, T111 the kid illlll datVs the goatF you First class scouthHWhen you go home tonight, donht walk across the log HmVS over the brookW Tenderfoot!hWhyu? First. class scout-hWhy, took it? away. because I Bobby-mfhink of flying machines be- ing mentioned in the Bibkf, Father-KAre theyW Bobby-HVhy, did the preacher say that Esau sold his heirship to his brother JacohP,