Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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THE HOOSIER Prof. I'uleptqtal't of his xthivS will muml, healthy man with good red blood. The job sveker-tWthtk the itleaw Prof. JuloxiHPnrt of his duties will he to fowl my troupe of trained fleas. Tony, our truck drivov, is so Jumb he thinks the Seel'etnry ot' the Interior is :1 stomach specialist. New Britlov-tchl you get seats for the thezltru, dearie W Hotu'Yos, Iona T got the fort-yvthirlt row.u ShetttOh. I'm so glad. The won't bother us :1 hit back thcx'eft -VVnshington Dirgt'. show Departing passengcrgttThis is mism- :zirlu street car servivo. thmlut'tm'ttth'hy, whatk the matter! Couldn't you got a seatW' . D. Rt Surv I got :1 sent. hut my Witt- hurt to stand up all the way. -Chiczlg0 Ledger. Epitaph. Hero lies my wife, lot her lie, Sth at test; So am I. My uncle Rastus was a great man for mvlous. One night Ihvy caught him in. thlnnvl N'Ii'zt'stolxk patch AS soon :15 hv snaw they had him he said: hGood LOM. dis yew tlzlrlmy c:1n t g0 nowhm'n to pray :my 1110 without: hcing tsturhed? vam Arit'W'ho is that follow With the long huh? Rufus BittHNS :1 fellow from Yale. Rolm A.-I Oh 1W0 often heard of thuso Yule locks. -I;eschen's Hercules. Willic-JtM-amzl, yill you answer just mw more question? Then I wont bother you any 11101-0. Mother;ttAH right then. 'What: is it'l'rv WilliethWhy is it that thv little fishes .Ion't drown before they lvm'n to swim? -va York Suuday'Ncws. Ifowtthoosntt :111 this talk about hum twin and mivrohus frighten 3'me ShvvttNot, :1 bit. I nova' got, seated at anything: smaller than a 111011503; Boston Transmipt. A healttifu1 girl who lived in a sea port town was in :1 MN Jilemnm. and in 1161' distress she took her trouble to tho Village astrologer anti soothsayer. HMy Jack's ship is. due here the Jay

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THE HOOSIER 19 ALUMNI Warren Maxwell 0f the class of ,16 has returned from abroad and has taken a position 111 Indianapolis. La Verne Beadle ,21, has been elected :1 11101111191- 0f the Philalethean Literary Society at Purdue University. Margaretta, Stevenson has returned from a Visit with relatives in Bostqgi. Where They Are and What They're D0- ingiLast Yearis Class. It seems rather natural that we think :1 liftle of the class of '22 and TEIHOIM- her how much they did to help us. W'o are therefore taking this 111021115 of toll- ing you just Where they are 111111 what they are doing. Erma Adams is attending Oxford COL loge. Clotino Bartley Smith is faithfully at: tending to the duties of a house-WifC. NOTES James Brown and Eula Strange are in DePauw University. Otho Boohei' is in Indianapolis. Ruby COX has :1 good position in Boston. Thoburn Bender and Noble Roach are at' Purdue University. Charles Hay is in Illinois University at Champaign. Central Business College has called Helen Connerley and Kathleen Ohaver. Butler College has Florence Cronkhite. Lawrence Carmichael is in the State Normal. John Chapman is in Fuiversity. Gladys Myers is successfully teaching school near Mecca. John Guilliams, Mary McPherson, Harold Jerome, Raymond Payton, VViI- 119.111 Elletf, Mary Cai'mack, Burton Lee, Clifford Thomas, Lee VVimmer, Alite Gross and Vernawl Thomas are at homo. Northwestern

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THE HOOSIER after tomorrow? she stated, hand, oh, I. just canit: see him this time.H HOh never mindj replied the Wise one. who divined how the land lay. ttThey say a sailor has a girl in every port: snrer then a girl may have, a chap on more than one shipW HYes I know? sobbod the girl, Hhut you see, IWe got two ships in port ah ready? ?Jndge. In carrying a woman down the ladder from a burning building, Put, a gallant fireman, slipped and fell to the grounlt. The woman following landed heavily but safely upon the prostrate hero. A doctor summoned pronounced Pat nninv ,jnred. ' HYontre a brave gentleman; said he. uBrave, begorrz, but no gentlenmnii saitl Pat rubbing his injuries. Mr I'd let the Indy go first. eJmlgh. : Lowell ViK-Say, how would you like to have a nut' Sunday. Maude Cettlid just love to.H Lowell WhittAll righty FD around Sunday thenW COHIE Mr. Hall tancient historyyalassAttNow e earliest mention of banking trans, actions was when Pharoah received A week on the Bank of the Red Sea. Trouble ahezulettIt is reported that the Kaiser married again. Tired of peace I guess. 7Sniith Weekly: Happy to Tell It. A celebrated singer was in a motor car accident one day. A paper aftev report ing the accident added, tWVe me happy to state he was able to appeni' the fol- lowing evening in four pieces.H 7Epworth Herald. Dorothy Bradfieldett'WhaVs wrong with the car it soueaks dremlfnllv Earl S-t'Canit be helped, thei'eis pig iron in the axles. A young lady whose stock of baseball knowledge was not as large as she be- lieved, sat watching a game that was proving very disastrous to the home 21 team. About; the eighth inning, she turned to her escort and exclaimed ttIan our pitcher good? He hits their hats no matter where they hold them. The wife of a clergyman warned him as he went to offi'ate at a funeral onf: rainy day. uNow, John, don,t stand with bare head on the damp ground. 'J your 570191! catch voh'i. Vx'hat on earth did that, fellow igezm when he said he was a peregrinating pedestrian from the classic Athens of America? He meant he was a trump heating; his way from Boston. 'Nursoeqh'hy, Bobbie, yon selfish lit tle hoy, why diiin't you give your sister a piece of your apple? Bohhieettl gave her the seeds. She can plant them and have a whole orche ant. n'The next one in this moon: that speaks above a whisper is. going to he put outf exclaimed the angry Judge. ttHip! Hip! Hooray! shontnl the prison 191' as he ran for the door. ttVVhati fool tohl yon papers on the file? KtYon did. sir. tJVVCIl leave them there You're Charged for calling me :1 fooifi to place those His, Two negro boys were discussing their dogs. HAhis got Je hestest dawg what ehm' iivet'iW said one. ttHe was foolini ii'ound in Daddy's blacksmith shop the. other day, when Daddy throwed :1 hammer at him. VVeH, dat tlawg done went and made a bolt for dr'it 110012,, ttAh, thutis nothini, said the other. HThe other day I throwod a hammer :11 mah dawg and dot duwg, he, SinViPii making tracks for the Atlantic Smr hoard Railway, and as fur as I know he still is? A man who had been out among the chiggers went into :1 Testnnmnt and ealied for pancakes. While he was eat: