Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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THE HOOSIER 15 Lowell Walling Coxis to talk to Billl x'Hello, is Bill therOW 'DonzeldllWhy yesdof coursell, The Old Routine of Excuses. Monday;Too Sleepy to study. Tuesday-Had to make up yesterday's lesson. No time. Wednesduyr-Lost my paper. Thursdaygthy, I never hoard ray that! Fridayvl knew that yesterday, but vwoll lh'e forgotten. you Say follows, Ilve been thinking Of What waive got to do: Our old pep is fast sinking That helped the White and blue. VVelvo got to back the team up At the next B. B. game; No matter if youh'e laid up, Why, come down just the sumo. We7yo got the pep inside us, If weld just let it out. And we could raise a big fuss, That'd help without a doubt. So lets all get together And try to do our best, And show 79111 What welre made of At dear old R. H. Sh F. B. GREEN. Taken from The Hoosier of Jan, 19, 1920.,l How Different Eeverything Would be if Mr. Linebarger would ever dismiss his history Class on time. Dorothy Cox would work instead of writing a whole tablet of notes to Bash- ful Bob. Sylvia Myers didift have her French. The Senior boys would ever get up some spunk and come do some hsel'e- uadingi, on club nights. Vance Thomas wasnit Ilgone 011 Tubby. Hugh Hoeker would only come to earth. Frances Brockway could only have everything her way. Hattie Hall wouldnit h,Illreshiofl We all hwho take Enqlishl didnlt have to write an essay! Ugh! dangle the Mr. Linebarger-tT'l'ank, I asked you that question to get you to stop playing with Irene and now you are playing with 1110! It takes a long time to get the game started, doesn't MW Mr. Liuobargei', in history olasS-w llWhero was Lafayettels home, Fl'tlllkip, Frank Collings labsenllyldllln lndid :mnf' The Moment He knelt before me, :1 perfectly groony ed figure, with :1 look of earnest plead- ing in his smooth shavou face. His black brows were slightly raised, and his large t'XpI'GESlVQ eyes searched mine. His sleek black hair was parted in the center on :1 line with his straight nose. His mouth and chin had a look of determination, that made me feel powerless before him. ilVVell, Ill! take the 51109in I said. He arose bowing courteously, HI thank you, madamf, JUNIOR OUTBURSTS. UWhy does Mary look so cvestfallenW llShe jumped at a coimlusion and it wasnlt there. Mrs. Nicholasthildred, can you tell me what makes the Tower of Pisa leanW' Mildrodalll doult know 01' Pd take somo myselffi Mr. LeedllFrod, can you tell me where Vthe home of the swallow isiw FreddllThe home of the swallow is in the stummickil Mr. Hall, in assembly-KlYesterday, I saw quite a number of boys chewing gumdand girls. hRufus, looking at socksldlerenlt they rather loudim Shop assistantdllYes, sir. They are specially made for people whose foef are in the habit of going to sleepy Mr. Hall Oyho has come upon Robert smoking near the school lvuildingld lKVVell. Robert, Iim surprised to find you like tshisfi ' Roberf-llSoim 1, those rubber heels youh'e wearinl fooled moi,

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14 THE HOOSIER us. but he seems not to be able to keep from noticing that- there are more articles lost than found. Passei-byshWhatis the fuss in tho svhoolyal'd, boyiw Boy-JtVVhy, the doctor has just beEn around examinilf us, un' 0110 of the de- ficient boys is knockini the ovorlastini stuffini out of a perfect kidsV uWhat is that little boy crying aboutW asked an old lady of a ragged boy. h'Dat other kirl swiped his candy? KtBut how is it that you have the rzxnuly newiw h'Oh, you see, Fm the little kid's Iawys 01'. Miss Yung says that if we mii't sing :my louder to he more enthusiastic, ki0pen your mouth and throw yourself into it? ' Kipling's Flapper. UVith Apologiesi 00,5 the bloomilf Lizzie Kilted like a Scot? Gawd, hit hakes mo dizzy Seeini 7e1- fox-trot! 'Aii' cut hoff, fice pinted Like a bloomin' down; Boots, as isn7t tidy, Sox, as is rolled down, Bare, an, boid and brazen, In her flapper way! Hi prefers the ieathen Haut in Manflalar. Bill tafter singing Loves Old Sweat Songiiitls your heart weary, Denzel? Mr. Hallv-tiHow M i141 red '? ii Mildred-itAs it should hoi' is this line drawn, Marcille Linebel-ry-JiConneIIey, are you opposed to slangW CounolleyhitYep, dead set against itP Sid tout riding with a datei-tiDo you like to ride slow, MarjoriCW MarjoriesiiNo, go as fast as you can, and letis get this over with. AltonhHHugh, why dont you go to church 1W HughiiiWMl, the first time I went, thvy threw water in my facefy Lowoli-JtAnd the next time thoyill throw dirt on you. you go. Donit Get Cute, Freshie! FreshiehiiA blind man picked up :41 hammer and sawfi SUMOT-HXVPS 11ml a dumb man picked up :1 Wheel and spoke. Mr. Linebm'geriConnelley, what was the first act levied on t110,Alnerican colonies. i'onnuiley The Stamp ActW Mr. Linehal'gerst'Who tohl youW7 . The Senior class feels quite a shock every time Mr. Lineharger gets to class on time. The Seniors feel quite proud of our rising young authors, Kathryn anti Vance. They wrote the new song, you know! Miss Roberts On LatiniwiiVance, what construction are those three ablatives? Vance$tiDhtivesP Can You Picture: Mr. Linebargm' thin and tall? 'Iarl Swaim with nothing to back? An ignorant Senior? ! t? Mal'cille Lineberry laughing aloud? Hattie Hall playing classical music? Bill am; Denzel made up for good? Or Alton Moulton with a date? hsass Dorothy Cox says she is progressing well in chemistry. She has proved that snow melts quicker in summer than in winter! Eal'lstiSny, why does a wear suspendersw, SidhitTo keep his pants up?y Eal'lsitNo, to keep them from falling downy policeman Hero lie the bones of VVillio Ponce Who pulled a shotgun through the fence.

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m THE HOOSIER 130:011:3'7'QyI0t11e1', when I grow up, will I have a husband like papaW MothersttYes, dear!y DorothyettAnd if I donit get married will I be 2111 old maid like aunt SusanW. KIOThOY-JKYCSf-i Dorothy tuftei' a few minutes deep thoughtigt'WieH, I am in a fixw IXiiltou-ttMothel', am 1 descended from at nmnheyW MotheI'-ttI don't know. I xiidnit know your fatheris people veijy wellfi John P.7tiit is said that people, with opposite characteristics make the hap- piest inurriagesf, Text GettYes, thatis why I7m iooking i'or a girl with moneyfi Teacher became disgusted With VViilie's uncieanliness, so she sent home the fol- iowing note: ttDear Madam: Please give Willie a bath before he comes to school :zgainfy The reply came back: ttDere teechur, 'Wiilie ainit' 110 rose. Donit smell him. Learn hiniF SOPHOMORE SQUIBS. Mr. Hall tshowing maps of Italy that 13ml been drawn by members of the Class;x -WVhat is the matter with this one?U LeRoy Hali-ttIt needs its shoe shin- 04L Mr. Hall-ttWhut is u voleiiio? RuthettA Volcano is similar to a mountain except that it gives forth hot saliva tlavaif, In sohpmnore history Class, the names of the Roman weapons were asked for. KenneththSwom, knife and nigger- shooter.H Mr. HaiiaRobert, where, is Egypt? RobertettI donit know now.11 Mr. Hallett'WelI, it hasnit movedP where it 13 A Sophomore wants to know Who flirt- GA with the person who said, ttI can yeiilii AlbertwttI didn't know you haul :1 history? Ai-th urittl found this one. It was loatyi iHow do you know A' Arthur- i saw the, owner looking fm :4 n ll. failures in Success comes in van 'ts. cans; Why School Teachers Go Crazy. Poise is the. way :1 Dutehmnn says boys- Equinox is a wihl animal that lives in the Arctic. Ltiquette teaches us how to be polite xxithout remembering how to he. in the stone age, 3J1 men were ossified. The climax of a story is where it says it. is to be continued. A gulf is L1 dent in a continent. Buttress is a butleris Wife. Conservation means doing things we need. Ponce rie Leon hathht died before he found the fountain of youth, he wouldnit have died. without 11 Mrs. Nicholassttlf gliakesjieaiie were alive today, wouldnit he be looked upqn as a remarkable mantw RandolphettYes, heid he OMW 300 years iVe think it is nice for a man to be cheerful but it gets on 0111' nerves for u dentist to sing at his work. Mrs. NicholaseziW'hat do you know about Fieldingii, RandolphsitNot much. I was always pitcher 0n the team, whenever I played. Ellsworthstq was unconscious for :1 bout three hours todayW Charles-tt 7Smatter, aecidentW EHSWOTth-HNO, I took a nap. Nature does make some mistakes. Sometimes she puts all the bone in the head and none in the back. The teacher was giving the class a lecture on natural history of Australia. KKThere is one animal, she said, Hnone