Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

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THE HOOSIER 13 XVhat 111211195 Maurice Bradfield 111111 501111 Henderson cut up so much 111 the 2 58911111137? Thcy 3110 so 1110311 they c3111 help it. HOW 111111137 dates Joes Rex Carnnu'vk SENIOR SENSUALISM. Basket ball adds to 3 111211115 physical :issets, It also increases his lie-abilities. Frank C.ez1Tl1e mosquitoes 111 Missis- sippi sure are bad. BILUTEHU LTJ'VVCH, I never saw any good mosquitoes even 111 11111121113.H There was a great swell 111 Japan, W'hose 112111190 011 a Thursday began, It lasted through Sunday, Till twilight 011 Monday, A1111 80111111911 like stones 111 a can. LBW. W said Earl, Kyou're a regular little glutton. How can you eat so 11111011? I eaIYt eat half so much as you do?, B111 Otte11D0n7t know; guess ifs my good luck and your bad hwk. Mr. ThonmseWVell, sonny, did you take your dog to the Wet, as I suggest- DJ ?H Robert T.i11Yes, sir?y Mr. T110111as;1KA11d whet did he sayW Rohe1'fi11He said T011391 Was suffer- ing from 1101'Ves. so sis would have to give up playin' the 1113111101271 A A11 optimist is :1 1112111 who doesn't care have With M111'1'le11 VanHuss per week? About eight 01' 111119. XVIII: does Diana look out of the. Win- fmw So 1111101123 11N0111o probably put 1191' there to keep tab 011 the nicotine inhalers. what happens, just so it 110051171 happen to 111111. Our Orchestra Leader. Four hundred and twentyetwo movements Emanuel, Swedish 31111 Swiss- THS wonder the 1731111 can keep playing, Youkl think thuyHl die, laughing at this. The 1:11e111ist11y class has a great task on hand now. They have to get some U'hOllliCRU 1131119 for each team. 01111 the Burbanks of tho glorious west Either make 01' buy 011 sell A11 0111011 with an 011101115 taste But with a VioleWs smell? V 111211 8.711G0Hy, but Tm tired. John Si1iaz1VVhat you been doing to get tired 1? Earl-JWVCH weWe boon measuring the 1101159 for some new Vurpets, and we huve1ft any yard stick so since Tm just six feet tall, 1W9 been laying down and getting up all over the housey Husband-eBut you must admit: that 1113:: have better judgment than women?7 infe-K10h. yes-you married me and I you. ' Surely M12 Hall isn't 'loosing faith in

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12 THE HOOSIER A woman Whom the WO1'111 Will bow before. -Far111e1'1s Wife. 0, TEMPORA! 0, MORES! Miss Ida Clare is very glad that it, is the time when she 0:111 take 11011 112111 111 11111111 31111 write this little rhyme. It makes me feel 011, quite relieved to t'OII you all my woes; for I am very 11111611 porplcxpd :15 ye may 111911 suppose. Instead of running 111 high gear 0111- school 111115 in reverse! Instead of getting better, WL c011stn11t1y get worse! I have 119211-11 at tho 11001111101113 1111151 clans HI 111115'111g cmnbs. O, Tempora! 110V? 0, Moves! $11011 screeuhing and such 1110:1113! They said 111 Senior History pthnt Marquis Lafayette came back to visit IV Point, some training there to get: When 501110 forty years before he 118111911 us win a war! Such errors 111111 S11E11 1111111111115 I 11011113' 110 abhor! It's 131111 enough to se? the girls 111111 r1111 11011 theh- 11311' but seeing them wem' ja'reut, 111g t'11ows is worse than :1 night 111511-11. Forsooth, it is :111 this 91111001 110th fare :11-1-11'0115; so thinksI MISS IDA CLARE. outrage, the way 111111911t211'110 :11111 THE OUIJA BOARD Conducted by ADVICE TO THE LOVE-LORN. 1.191111 Ouija: I 21111 :1 F1'osh111r111 girl, 111141 up to this H1119, I haw 1101'01' 1111-1111 in love. I never expected to. But when I entered High 51111001 31111 looked about me I saw, 1:tz111tli11g 111 the 111111, 215 111:111 :1 perfect specimen of :1 111:111 :13 I. ever 119119111. He was not too 11111 but just about right for 1110, because I am not very tall 1113'501f. He had Curly hair. pretty teuth 211111 11111111501110 fonturesI He is. I found older than I, but not enough to make much difference. He is a teacher in this High School, is single 111111, a1thoug11 1 four his affec- tions are 121111511911 upon another, I have no doubt that. I -:111 W111 111111 if I 0110030. Ouija, listen. I think he knows about 1113' Iove for 111111. Only yesterday he gave me ninety-five 011 a general science 1121111111 that I know I didn't deserve more than oighty-five 011. If this isn't proof that he cares for 11111 What '15? Please tell 1119 What you think is the best course to pursue. as I have purchas- 011 a new 1:103; of face powder 31111 a lip stick 211111 am just dying to begin my conquest. Anxioust, 1111f. L. B. Monsieur I. Tellem. 011 119211; another Frvshnmn girl has fallen in Iovu With 1101' teuchel'. Liston, L. 13., you are far too young to bother ,1'0111' 110311 over ttAffnirs 110 C00111', w11011 yon s11011111 be getting your algebrt . R1111 11101115, new $11111 study 111ml for t111- 1112111093 are Miss Hixon wontt he :18 genw 010113 with gmdg's :15 ttI-Ie 11:13. In rvganl t0 the cosmetics Which you 11011g'11t; 11911111115 you 11:111 betttr $11111 111111111 111151 you g9? 011191'11103'111ig11t118111 you make :1 Hconquest of $01110 0110, 11111 don't pick out :1 teacher. 'Dem' Monsieur I. To11m11: I have 119911 going With :1 girl for two 01' three months and yostorday Whvn I 1 115111-11 1191' for :1 datP she. said that she already 111111 0110. l foeI liko shoot- ing: myself 01' swallowing st1'icI111i111- 01 fmeing myself to a train 011 Fonmthing. IVImt W011111 you 110. ttDESPONDENTI Cheer up, Despondeut, thew 211'0 11101'1' fish in tho SOIL Why wore RacheI Randolph and Opal Mart'ilrchosen to fall in 10110? The ways of providence are- hard to explain.

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14 THE HOOSIER us. but he seems not to be able to keep from noticing that- there are more articles lost than found. Passei-byshWhatis the fuss in tho svhoolyal'd, boyiw Boy-JtVVhy, the doctor has just beEn around examinilf us, un' 0110 of the de- ficient boys is knockini the ovorlastini stuffini out of a perfect kidsV uWhat is that little boy crying aboutW asked an old lady of a ragged boy. h'Dat other kirl swiped his candy? KtBut how is it that you have the rzxnuly newiw h'Oh, you see, Fm the little kid's Iawys 01'. Miss Yung says that if we mii't sing :my louder to he more enthusiastic, ki0pen your mouth and throw yourself into it? ' Kipling's Flapper. UVith Apologiesi 00,5 the bloomilf Lizzie Kilted like a Scot? Gawd, hit hakes mo dizzy Seeini 7e1- fox-trot! 'Aii' cut hoff, fice pinted Like a bloomin' down; Boots, as isn7t tidy, Sox, as is rolled down, Bare, an, boid and brazen, In her flapper way! Hi prefers the ieathen Haut in Manflalar. Bill tafter singing Loves Old Sweat Songiiitls your heart weary, Denzel? Mr. Hallv-tiHow M i141 red '? ii Mildred-itAs it should hoi' is this line drawn, Marcille Linebel-ry-JiConneIIey, are you opposed to slangW CounolleyhitYep, dead set against itP Sid tout riding with a datei-tiDo you like to ride slow, MarjoriCW MarjoriesiiNo, go as fast as you can, and letis get this over with. AltonhHHugh, why dont you go to church 1W HughiiiWMl, the first time I went, thvy threw water in my facefy Lowoli-JtAnd the next time thoyill throw dirt on you. you go. Donit Get Cute, Freshie! FreshiehiiA blind man picked up :41 hammer and sawfi SUMOT-HXVPS 11ml a dumb man picked up :1 Wheel and spoke. Mr. Linebm'geriConnelley, what was the first act levied on t110,Alnerican colonies. i'onnuiley The Stamp ActW Mr. Linehal'gerst'Who tohl youW7 . The Senior class feels quite a shock every time Mr. Lineharger gets to class on time. The Seniors feel quite proud of our rising young authors, Kathryn anti Vance. They wrote the new song, you know! Miss Roberts On LatiniwiiVance, what construction are those three ablatives? Vance$tiDhtivesP Can You Picture: Mr. Linebargm' thin and tall? 'Iarl Swaim with nothing to back? An ignorant Senior? ! t? Mal'cille Lineberry laughing aloud? Hattie Hall playing classical music? Bill am; Denzel made up for good? Or Alton Moulton with a date? hsass Dorothy Cox says she is progressing well in chemistry. She has proved that snow melts quicker in summer than in winter! Eal'lstiSny, why does a wear suspendersw, SidhitTo keep his pants up?y Eal'lsitNo, to keep them from falling downy policeman Hero lie the bones of VVillio Ponce Who pulled a shotgun through the fence.