Rockville High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Rockville, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 32 of the 1922 volume:

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Prim. 150 a copy. $1 :1 yuan lmspnid, EDITED BY THE STUDENTS OF THE ROCKVILLE HIGH SCHOOL V01. 7 Rockville, Ind., November, 1922 N0. 2 CONTENTS Editorial .............................. 5 Literary ............................. 7 - Society .............................. 10 Poetry .............................. 11 11 The Ouija Board ........................ 12 Class Notes ............................ 13 Sports ..... . ........................... 18 Alumni Notes 19 Jokes ................................. 20 EDITORIAL STAFF EditoriinVChief ......................................... Dorothy Burton Assistant Editor ........................................... William Ott Business Manager ..................................... LOVVPH Whitesell Assistant Business Manager .............................. Harold Rohm Literary Editors .......................... Vance Thomas, Helen Squires Society Editor .................................... Mary E11911 Chapman Sport Editors ................................ Doreen Marks, Earl Swaim Joke Editors .................... Frances Brockway, Connelloy MCMullin Senior Reporters .................... Maxine Millikin, Beauchamp Swaim Junior Rsportcrs ...................... Maxine Carmack, Robert Stonor Sophomore Reporters ........ . . . . . . . . . . . .Maudc Crooks, Keith Modesitt Freshman Reporters .................. Virginia Alden, Warren Buchanan Circulation Managers .................. Cyril Bradburn, John Frybel'ger Artist ......................................... ' ........... Kathryn Rice Faculty Censor ................................ Sara W'ard Hetherington THE HOOSIER NW E WAAAA, ,mANx ,VVVMM M MWWA THE HOOSIER WHAT THE FRESHMEN THINK OF R. H. S. On the first day of our High School life, September 4, 1922 many pleasant 11ml also unpleasant impressions were formed. Some of us thought of it only as a place for a, real good timeiothers thought it would be a constant grind for four long years. Many other imr pressions were formed of the large as- sembly room and class rooms, while personal opinions were formed of our teachers, classmates and upper elassmen. In High School we have only four studies to master, therefore we llO not expect them to be burdensome at first, but as we advance our lessons grow constantly in length. In due time we had our class meeting, elected our officers, and adopted the resolution to show the upper classmen, who, by the way, called us tlgreeniesfi what we really coultl do. That attitude was altered somewhat when we lost in the Hoosier contest. We were consoled however, by the fact that the Freshmen nearly always lost. And so with renewed enthusiasm we look forward to the coming events of the year. GIRLS MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF HIGH SCHOOL. My first impression of High School was a wet and uncomfortable one. I thought that to he lifted bodily and have my hearl dipped three times into the perils of the deep was a fearful ins dignity for a person entering High School. This was very narrow lllllltlEll, of course, because when I am a Soph I will do the same thing and with as much enthusiasm. To be sure, I liked Latin, lox'ed general llllllllAL Soieuce, because we eouhl sit in seats like bleachers; thought English was a good subject on account of the solid stuff in it; fought along with algebra and took music because of that half a credit. The Junioi-s joined in the hazing of the poor Freshmen which I resented Very much at first, but find they are a good set now. I was awed by the lofty significance of the Seniors but would have bet they were a good set of fellows. Altogether R. H. S. gave me the most pleasing impression I have ever perieneell. CX- A NEW IDEA IN ENGLISH. A few weeks ago Miss Hetherington introduced 21 novel and unusual method of studying English. As all new llthlS are welcome and especially ideas about studying, this one was received with much enthusiasm. Her plan was to put all the items of interest in the classics studied by the Juniors and Seniors tHamlet and Mac- hvthl into newspaper form, headlines, cartoons, pictures and everything which goes to make up a modern newspaper. This not only showed what talent the students hall along journalistic lines hut it provided a new method of studying and gave the inmgination FL 01131160 to assert itself. There were a number of very clever articles handed in, among which Mac- beth was represented as a farmer, a capitalist ainl the proprietor of a hotel. Many other ideas, equally strange, were handed in. This is just a sample of the strange 21nd amusing turns oneis imag- ination can take when it is allowed to wander without being held in check. A few of the more clever articles are 6 THE HOOSIER printed in the Literary Section of this months Hoosier. They are samples of the Hay in Which a very serious tragedy written in Shakespeariun style can be transformed into newspaper Hreportergs method by the use of a little ingenuity Illltl imagination. PUPPIES AND FORGETmME-NOTS. ttYou have no Flaiulerls Field? Oh, yes you have! Look closely and you can see the preparations mmle, note the carefully laitl plans; discern the cunning strategy; hour the martial music, and all at once, it bursts upon you that you me now fighting on Flaiulerls Fiehli The Hquarrel with the tow has been taken up by you and the torch thrown Hfrom failing hantlsh has been caught by you and you are tthohliug it highf' Aiul now you know how Glorious Is The Field Of Honorable Battle. The battle has been W011 :it sacrifice; you have given; the best you had. You think that it is all over. You are mistaken. You see but the beginning of a long road, the end of which is afar oft; indeed it has 110 end. But this you must know. thut fill along; the road, F012 get-iue-nots are always blooming then you will realize that hml you not fought on Flaiuleris Field the FOl'gPt- me-nots wouhl uot NOW be blooming for you. great and .H IGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA, If you ever happen to be around school on Thursday 01- Friday evenings, you will be likely to h mar Milton Hobson blowing frantically on his saxophone 0r Elln Cummings picking the sti'iugsofher Violin, or yet, Norman Cook might be tskiug James Millerls place at the Comet. You 500 we have adilOil these three new members to the older ones: Elsie Adams and Doreen Marks, first Violin, amt Lowell XVhitesell twhen ho isult pruetitn iug basketball or training to take Sam uiy's place, in ttTho Garden of the Shahw eriue Millikin plays second Violin and Hal'ohl Rohm the drums. We are working at- present on mush- for the musical Comedy. Miss Yung , everyone is putting his whole soul in the Work, and this promises to he :1 very musical year. THE GLEE CLUB. The, Glee Club was not organized until rather late this year, in Ol'elel' that the Freshies might get their programs 5; 1 ighteuwl out. aunt the 111mm clussnieu got used to their new dignity. Quite a number of girls enrolled at the list meeting. The following umues tire on the roll: Reba Alden, Elsie thttfllllb'u Mary Barnes, Laura Bracken, Dorothy Bratlt'iehl. Dorothy Rutter, Mildred Bu- Ohaunu, Dorothy COX, Maxine, Carmaek, Deuzel Cox, Ella Cummings, Maude Crooks, Mary Grafton. Bentriee Cox, leabelle Chapman, Bertha Dennis, Coy- Etta Drake, Mabel Elsey, Ruth Fito- stone, Mary 'Frybei'te ', hlario Hay, Irene Hall, Julia Boyd, Luzelle Martin, Maw jorie Martin, Opal Martin, Mabel Mo Cowl, Miltlretl Marshall, Ruth Ovei'pm'k, ??CUVV Pressler, Rachael Rautlolph, Clarice ltih, Mary Stalker, Mmy E. Swnim, y Taylor and Mary VVelt-h, X mice Thomas plays the piano for us this year and is also president of tho t'lUlv. li'eue Hall was eleottwl SN'I'thHT mul treasurer, unanimously. This y m the Glee Club Will give HTu the Gnrtleu of the Shah. a iuusiml commly, mul all the girls putting forth every effort to make it a success. Of Course, to make a comedy appear at its best, necessary, so we have milled several to help us. Vite are not suro 21s to when we will be really to appear in public, but watch for our gtposters? tThnuks to the Art Glassesj We hope later 011 to have some social times, but you know work must always come haw fore pleasure. hi :31? boys, mun THE HOOSIER A BATH IN BLOOM- INGTON. ON GETTING tBy Martha Jean McFaddinJ Just now the, most desirable thing a man can do is to get a bath. Ordinarily such a, heading for sueh a theme and especially of five hundred words would he scoffed at, now it is taken into grave consideration. Anyone who is a girl and has heard Miss Maxwell and Miss Wells talk in Physical Education knows that even a Freshman must occasionally step in up to her knees. But where to stepi2 If Diogenes were only alive today, he would find a far more practical use for his lantern than Hooking for an honest manfl in all probability his very home, the proverbial barr'el would he at this very minute placed in front of some sorority house, in expectation of the falling dewidrops. 'In the day of trial we might use the cannons that were shot for Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn when they were supposedly drowned in the Mississippi; a cannon shot now and then is supposed to ttpour forth what comethW A large, part of the population of Bloomington appears well pleased at its seeming state of uneleanlinessethe lioys. There never lived a true boy who liked anyone to wash his ears better than to have that same HmeddlingH per- son go through his trousers, pockets where he kept his best fishing line. Being a girl, and having three brothers to compete with, I early in life decided to be forever clean. At the time I made that resolution my College Career was still in the mists; I certainly had no idea that I would ever live in a City where bathing was a luxury. When I first came down, my landlady took :1 good View of my epidermis and said hTen minutes is the limit in the bath room? You can imagine my surprise and chagrin at such a remark, when I knew how perfectly dirty that time-woru ttMo- nonli had become in my eyes. A ttMo- nonv makes a good ttMononil but never a, train. In fact, riding daily on a Monon train would be good training for anyone aspiring to the depths of mining. You may believe that I never worked harder in any ten minutes than I did my first turn in my landlady's bath- room. Then, the high water mark was two inches in the bathtub; that same high water mark still remains, there not being enough of the precious fluid to wash it away. Daily at our assigned times, we, of the household, pass by and review it as we would a, lost brother. Indeed it is a lost friend, the water of our landladyls bathtub. Every morning when our Stnrlnntll is slipped under our door, we grasp it teehly to hear of any news of water. We feel a great deal as the, Ancient Mariner would have felt if he were stranded in Bloomington and had killed by accident one of the universitylsI Tut keys. which act had brought down a great vengeanee on his head, and the community. Soon, those who start out at ten min utes of eight every morning will do so with tongues that cleave. the sides of their jaws, and their parched lips will only be, another evidence of the great, scarcity of water. Now, since a bath is utterly out of the question. we must discuss it no longer. Just to show that fate still has its irony, my mother sent me a raincoat this morn- mg. THE HOOSIER Newspaper articles based on the dramas of ttMacbeth and ttHamlet With all due apologies to Shakespears The Edinburg Times Printed by Sandy Musgrave of Edinbuzg, S. O. B. King Duncan Is Murdered. NATION IN PROFOUND MOURNING. BLAME PLACED UPON SERVANTS WHO, IT IS SUSPECTED WERE IN THE EMPLOY OF THE STRONG AN- ARCHIST PARTY OF THIS CITY. tSpecial t0 the Edinborough T111199 VVonl was officially received here last night of the assassination of His Maj- esty King Duncan the First. The king was making a tour of the battle fields aml had stopped for the night at the Glamis hotel, operatml by General Mac- beth, who displayed such unusual bravery in repulsing the invading Nor- wegians. The king retired early and apparently slept peacefully and quietly up to the, fatal moment. The night it- self seemed to foreshadow the awful event as several trees were blown down by the storm and the big plate glass window was broken in front of the High- land Insurance Building. The dread deed was discovered by 0110 E. P. Maeduff Who was a friend of the kings. A scene of confusion was to he observed a second after the murder was discovered. Lodgers left their breakfasts to 0001 unheeded and hasten- eel t0 the fatal 1100111. Belliboys were sent to page Messrs. Malcolm and Donah 1min, the king's sons, but they were not to he found. During the confusion Mr. Macbeth became so enraged at the sight of the sleeping blood-Spattered servants that he stabbed them with a paper knife. The coroner and the entire police 105 per Yr. fume as well us- two plain clothes de- teetives were sent for immediately. The coronefs verdict was death by Violent The policemen after taking; Charge of the bodies of the servants, 111921115. wow:- diemissed and the thtcetives rev mninml to try to find a clue to the sous' whereaboutk WILLIAM OTT. Lady Macbeth Dies of Insanity. THREE MYSTERIOUS LADIES ARE ASKED TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY. After :1 brief and mysterious illness Hm Majesty. Lady Macbeth, died early this morning according to reports re- ceive? from the Castle. Her death is believed to he due to insanity caused by the mysterious influence of three unknown women known as n'The Weird Sisters? Tt is said that they Visited her constantly and wove strange spells 2:110th her. They were given notice to leave the country this morning by royal ONIEI' 0f the court. 7MILTON HOBSONt DONALBAIN JUMPS INTO COAL SHAFT tSpeciaI t0 the Scotland Dailyh After the disappearance of Malcolm amt Donalbuin, the kings sons, no clue could he found as to the whereabouts of either until two days later. Some miners returning to work after a few day? THE HOOSIER 9 absence found the body of Donnlhain, the younger son, at the bottom of u COili shaft With his neck broken, His body is now at Skeltmfs morgue from which place his funeral will be held Thursday :it 2:. 50 o'clock. tPIeuse omit flowersJ i'WILLIAM HOBSON. Rumors Concerning Intimacy 0f Claudius and Her Royal Highness; Gertrude. MUCH GOSSIP CONCERNING NEW LOVE AFFAIR. Uhl iiillllD Rumor is busy at work again and the theme of her talk now i:; the intimacy of the probable heir to the throne, the late king's brother Cluuth ins, with the Widowed queen. Claudius has been posing as :1 sympathetic coun- selor t0 the queen who is in mourning :it the present and Who is accepting his approaches With more than her wonted enthusiasm. Those of the court feel that she has already forgotten her hus- band in turning to her new love. We might add that young Hamlet's attitude toward his mother is decidedly ljepl'ir mmuiing. wMAXINE MiLLiKEN. DUKE LAERTES LEAVES FOR FRANCE Aug. 24 tSpeeial t0 the Royal RevieWJ Duke Laei'tes, son of Lord Polonius, ieft yestenh'iy for France. He is expect- ed to finish his course of study in this foreign country. Expei'tness in fencing, great intellectual ability and everything that goes to make up :1 successful man are his chameteristies. 'We see 110 reasA 3011 why he should not be able to Carry himself With honor through the, social WOI'M. At present he is enjoying life, and is an ardent: lover of'the thi'ee principai elements of :1 Wild. life, WineJ women and song. Father Gives Advice. Loni Polonius, father of Laertes, and favorite of the king, gives his son some very important advice as a true father HhOHiti. Polouius realizes the import- ance of his sonis education, and takes at interest in it. His advice will gm 57:4 be counted as very important by liteimiy viliticsi It shouhi be read hy xiii. r Advice. Do not burn thy tongue vigal'ctte or small cigar, Be thou happy, but by 110 means in iiOXiCLEtQKJl. What Wine, thou hast and its value him, look it in thy trunk with hoops of iron. But 410 not dull thy knife on rusty beer stoppers. Beware of entrance in a crap game, but being in beaNt that the, opposed may beware of thee. Domt give anyone thine ears, but if they try to get them, take out thy knife 211141 cut them from thine heath lest they be lost. This above all, wear not thy shoes too tight, then it must follow, :is the night the day, you WOHHT have eorns like other men. 7EARL SVVAIM. With any MOTORMAN SHELLY AND CONDUC- TOR SHANK HELD. ELSINORE, Oct. EtiePriiiee Hamlet was slightly injured in a street car acci- dent early this morning. He was on his way down town to meet some college friends When the accident occutred. W'itnesses say that the street car was traveling west in 24th street at a high rate of speed. Accident was caused by a cattle truck attempting to cross the tracks in front of the speeding cm: Motorman Shelley and Conductor Shank are, hehi pending investigation. e-LAW'RENCE SMILEY. THE HOOSIER T. N. TBS TuL-mlny night. November 7, BHllflll Mlclmols entertained the 'l. N. Tfs . We amused ourselves With dancing aux! exchanging stories until it '218 timv to eat Refreshments 0f tlvlicious Salad. pressed chicken, sandwiches, pickles, hot vhocolate, brick icv crcnm null angel food cake wore servmll We surPly env ,joywl thn evening with all our hmrts can tell anyone where to go if they're hungry. At 0. reasonably Hearly hour for T. N. T.'s we left, I'vmemlmr- ing WU hml a history test the noxt morn- ing. 21ml B. V. Dis. Bozluchnmp Svaim aml Frank Collings entertained the B. V. D. Club at Beauh vhnmp's home, Monday night, Oct. 30. As soon as all the guests arrived, they journeyed out' to tlw woovls Whove a marshnmllow mul welnel' roast vns 011' ,inyell. After all hm! hall :11! they could mt they sat nrounxl the fire null talked until time to go home. y lillen :lllll lsubvlle Chapman 31111 177ml Hay attended the Northwvstern- Illinois football game, Saturday, Nov. 4. returning; Sunday morning. Misses ll'cne Hall, Dorothy Cox. Max- ine Millikin mul Denzel Cox spent Sunv 111w in Plainfioltl and Indianapolis. Several of the High School Shulonts :attonxleal ?- Hallowelon pm'ty on Friday night, Nov. :3, given by Edward Elsey. Thu costumes were all very clever; of there wore Some very pretty then some others not quite so Refroshments of apples, cider Following- z'nul weinvr of fun, :19 course ones, pretty. and doughnuts were served. that was a marshmallow must, which was lllomls they always are. THE HOOSIER FROM THE JAPANESE. 03y J. B. Dishow A Morning Glory. I wont to the well for 'uter And found :1 morning flower Twined round the rope. I stood and gazed; I turned away. I vould not break if. Dragonflies. Boys running through the fields Trapping gorgeous dragonflies 0n houuyml bamboo poles: Au anxious mother, waiting at home, E'vws, and wonders where her son is. At Night. Bumuth gently swaying willows The dark shadows were barred with moonbeanls. Thu bright crescent 0f the moon Eul'nod low against the sky of midnight blue. A shrill ozCuckoo$y nothiugo Only the knowing moon. I s'mrtcd mul saw AN hIF FOR GIRLS If you can dress to make yourself at- tractiye, Yo? not make puffs and chief delight; If you can swim and row. be strong and active, Bur of the sight; mrls your gentlvl' graces lose not If you can master French and Greek and Latin, And not acquire, as well, a priggish mien; If you can feel the touch of silk and satin XVithout tlespising calico and jean; 'If you can ply a 33V and use a hammer, Can do a man's work When the 119M occurs, Can sing, VVhUIl asked, without excuse 01' stummor, 0:111 rise above unfriendly snubs am'l slurs; If you can make good bread as W911 as fudges, Cuu sow with skill, and have an eye for dust; If you can be grudges, A girl whom all will love because they must; If you some time should meet and love another a friend and hold no And make a home with faith null peace enshrined. A1111 you its soulwa loyal wife and motherw You'll work out pretty nearly, to my miml, The plan than been developed through the ages And win the host that life can have in storb. YoWll be, my girl, :1 sngesh mmlol for the 12 THE HOOSIER A woman Whom the WO1'111 Will bow before. -Far111e1'1s Wife. 0, TEMPORA! 0, MORES! Miss Ida Clare is very glad that it, is the time when she 0:111 take 11011 112111 111 11111111 31111 write this little rhyme. It makes me feel 011, quite relieved to t'OII you all my woes; for I am very 11111611 porplcxpd :15 ye may 111911 suppose. Instead of running 111 high gear 0111- school 111115 in reverse! Instead of getting better, WL c011stn11t1y get worse! I have 119211-11 at tho 11001111101113 1111151 clans HI 111115'111g cmnbs. O, Tempora! 110V? 0, Moves! $11011 screeuhing and such 1110:1113! They said 111 Senior History pthnt Marquis Lafayette came back to visit IV Point, some training there to get: When 501110 forty years before he 118111911 us win a war! Such errors 111111 S11E11 1111111111115 I 11011113' 110 abhor! It's 131111 enough to se? the girls 111111 r1111 11011 theh- 11311' but seeing them wem' ja'reut, 111g t'11ows is worse than :1 night 111511-11. Forsooth, it is :111 this 91111001 110th fare :11-1-11'0115; so thinksI MISS IDA CLARE. outrage, the way 111111911t211'110 :11111 THE OUIJA BOARD Conducted by ADVICE TO THE LOVE-LORN. 1.191111 Ouija: I 21111 :1 F1'osh111r111 girl, 111141 up to this H1119, I haw 1101'01' 1111-1111 in love. I never expected to. But when I entered High 51111001 31111 looked about me I saw, 1:tz111tli11g 111 the 111111, 215 111:111 :1 perfect specimen of :1 111:111 :13 I. ever 119119111. He was not too 11111 but just about right for 1110, because I am not very tall 1113'501f. He had Curly hair. pretty teuth 211111 11111111501110 fonturesI He is. I found older than I, but not enough to make much difference. He is a teacher in this High School, is single 111111, a1thoug11 1 four his affec- tions are 121111511911 upon another, I have no doubt that. I -:111 W111 111111 if I 0110030. Ouija, listen. I think he knows about 1113' Iove for 111111. Only yesterday he gave me ninety-five 011 a general science 1121111111 that I know I didn't deserve more than oighty-five 011. If this isn't proof that he cares for 11111 What '15? Please tell 1119 What you think is the best course to pursue. as I have purchas- 011 a new 1:103; of face powder 31111 a lip stick 211111 am just dying to begin my conquest. Anxioust, 1111f. L. B. Monsieur I. Tellem. 011 119211; another Frvshnmn girl has fallen in Iovu With 1101' teuchel'. Liston, L. 13., you are far too young to bother ,1'0111' 110311 over ttAffnirs 110 C00111', w11011 yon s11011111 be getting your algebrt . R1111 11101115, new $11111 study 111ml for t111- 1112111093 are Miss Hixon wontt he :18 genw 010113 with gmdg's :15 ttI-Ie 11:13. In rvganl t0 the cosmetics Which you 11011g'11t; 11911111115 you 11:111 betttr $11111 111111111 111151 you g9? 011191'11103'111ig11t118111 you make :1 Hconquest of $01110 0110, 11111 don't pick out :1 teacher. 'Dem' Monsieur I. To11m11: I have 119911 going With :1 girl for two 01' three months and yostorday Whvn I 1 115111-11 1191' for :1 datP she. said that she already 111111 0110. l foeI liko shoot- ing: myself 01' swallowing st1'icI111i111- 01 fmeing myself to a train 011 Fonmthing. IVImt W011111 you 110. ttDESPONDENTI Cheer up, Despondeut, thew 211'0 11101'1' fish in tho SOIL Why wore RacheI Randolph and Opal Mart'ilrchosen to fall in 10110? The ways of providence are- hard to explain. THE HOOSIER 13 XVhat 111211195 Maurice Bradfield 111111 501111 Henderson cut up so much 111 the 2 58911111137? Thcy 3110 so 1110311 they c3111 help it. HOW 111111137 dates Joes Rex Carnnu'vk SENIOR SENSUALISM. Basket ball adds to 3 111211115 physical :issets, It also increases his lie-abilities. Frank C.ez1Tl1e mosquitoes 111 Missis- sippi sure are bad. BILUTEHU LTJ'VVCH, I never saw any good mosquitoes even 111 11111121113.H There was a great swell 111 Japan, W'hose 112111190 011 a Thursday began, It lasted through Sunday, Till twilight 011 Monday, A1111 80111111911 like stones 111 a can. LBW. W said Earl, Kyou're a regular little glutton. How can you eat so 11111011? I eaIYt eat half so much as you do?, B111 Otte11D0n7t know; guess ifs my good luck and your bad hwk. Mr. ThonmseWVell, sonny, did you take your dog to the Wet, as I suggest- DJ ?H Robert T.i11Yes, sir?y Mr. T110111as;1KA11d whet did he sayW Rohe1'fi11He said T011391 Was suffer- ing from 1101'Ves. so sis would have to give up playin' the 1113111101271 A A11 optimist is :1 1112111 who doesn't care have With M111'1'le11 VanHuss per week? About eight 01' 111119. XVIII: does Diana look out of the. Win- fmw So 1111101123 11N0111o probably put 1191' there to keep tab 011 the nicotine inhalers. what happens, just so it 110051171 happen to 111111. Our Orchestra Leader. Four hundred and twentyetwo movements Emanuel, Swedish 31111 Swiss- THS wonder the 1731111 can keep playing, Youkl think thuyHl die, laughing at this. The 1:11e111ist11y class has a great task on hand now. They have to get some U'hOllliCRU 1131119 for each team. 01111 the Burbanks of tho glorious west Either make 01' buy 011 sell A11 0111011 with an 011101115 taste But with a VioleWs smell? V 111211 8.711G0Hy, but Tm tired. John Si1iaz1VVhat you been doing to get tired 1? Earl-JWVCH weWe boon measuring the 1101159 for some new Vurpets, and we huve1ft any yard stick so since Tm just six feet tall, 1W9 been laying down and getting up all over the housey Husband-eBut you must admit: that 1113:: have better judgment than women?7 infe-K10h. yes-you married me and I you. ' Surely M12 Hall isn't 'loosing faith in 14 THE HOOSIER us. but he seems not to be able to keep from noticing that- there are more articles lost than found. Passei-byshWhatis the fuss in tho svhoolyal'd, boyiw Boy-JtVVhy, the doctor has just beEn around examinilf us, un' 0110 of the de- ficient boys is knockini the ovorlastini stuffini out of a perfect kidsV uWhat is that little boy crying aboutW asked an old lady of a ragged boy. h'Dat other kirl swiped his candy? KtBut how is it that you have the rzxnuly newiw h'Oh, you see, Fm the little kid's Iawys 01'. Miss Yung says that if we mii't sing :my louder to he more enthusiastic, ki0pen your mouth and throw yourself into it? ' Kipling's Flapper. UVith Apologiesi 00,5 the bloomilf Lizzie Kilted like a Scot? Gawd, hit hakes mo dizzy Seeini 7e1- fox-trot! 'Aii' cut hoff, fice pinted Like a bloomin' down; Boots, as isn7t tidy, Sox, as is rolled down, Bare, an, boid and brazen, In her flapper way! Hi prefers the ieathen Haut in Manflalar. Bill tafter singing Loves Old Sweat Songiiitls your heart weary, Denzel? Mr. Hallv-tiHow M i141 red '? ii Mildred-itAs it should hoi' is this line drawn, Marcille Linebel-ry-JiConneIIey, are you opposed to slangW CounolleyhitYep, dead set against itP Sid tout riding with a datei-tiDo you like to ride slow, MarjoriCW MarjoriesiiNo, go as fast as you can, and letis get this over with. AltonhHHugh, why dont you go to church 1W HughiiiWMl, the first time I went, thvy threw water in my facefy Lowoli-JtAnd the next time thoyill throw dirt on you. you go. Donit Get Cute, Freshie! FreshiehiiA blind man picked up :41 hammer and sawfi SUMOT-HXVPS 11ml a dumb man picked up :1 Wheel and spoke. Mr. Linebm'geriConnelley, what was the first act levied on t110,Alnerican colonies. i'onnuiley The Stamp ActW Mr. Linehal'gerst'Who tohl youW7 . The Senior class feels quite a shock every time Mr. Lineharger gets to class on time. The Seniors feel quite proud of our rising young authors, Kathryn anti Vance. They wrote the new song, you know! Miss Roberts On LatiniwiiVance, what construction are those three ablatives? Vance$tiDhtivesP Can You Picture: Mr. Linebargm' thin and tall? 'Iarl Swaim with nothing to back? An ignorant Senior? ! t? Mal'cille Lineberry laughing aloud? Hattie Hall playing classical music? Bill am; Denzel made up for good? Or Alton Moulton with a date? hsass Dorothy Cox says she is progressing well in chemistry. She has proved that snow melts quicker in summer than in winter! Eal'lstiSny, why does a wear suspendersw, SidhitTo keep his pants up?y Eal'lsitNo, to keep them from falling downy policeman Hero lie the bones of VVillio Ponce Who pulled a shotgun through the fence. THE HOOSIER 15 Lowell Walling Coxis to talk to Billl x'Hello, is Bill therOW 'DonzeldllWhy yesdof coursell, The Old Routine of Excuses. Monday;Too Sleepy to study. Tuesday-Had to make up yesterday's lesson. No time. Wednesduyr-Lost my paper. Thursdaygthy, I never hoard ray that! Fridayvl knew that yesterday, but vwoll lh'e forgotten. you Say follows, Ilve been thinking Of What waive got to do: Our old pep is fast sinking That helped the White and blue. VVelvo got to back the team up At the next B. B. game; No matter if youh'e laid up, Why, come down just the sumo. We7yo got the pep inside us, If weld just let it out. And we could raise a big fuss, That'd help without a doubt. So lets all get together And try to do our best, And show 79111 What welre made of At dear old R. H. Sh F. B. GREEN. Taken from The Hoosier of Jan, 19, 1920.,l How Different Eeverything Would be if Mr. Linebarger would ever dismiss his history Class on time. Dorothy Cox would work instead of writing a whole tablet of notes to Bash- ful Bob. Sylvia Myers didift have her French. The Senior boys would ever get up some spunk and come do some hsel'e- uadingi, on club nights. Vance Thomas wasnit Ilgone 011 Tubby. Hugh Hoeker would only come to earth. Frances Brockway could only have everything her way. Hattie Hall wouldnit h,Illreshiofl We all hwho take Enqlishl didnlt have to write an essay! Ugh! dangle the Mr. Linebarger-tT'l'ank, I asked you that question to get you to stop playing with Irene and now you are playing with 1110! It takes a long time to get the game started, doesn't MW Mr. Liuobargei', in history olasS-w llWhero was Lafayettels home, Fl'tlllkip, Frank Collings labsenllyldllln lndid :mnf' The Moment He knelt before me, :1 perfectly groony ed figure, with :1 look of earnest plead- ing in his smooth shavou face. His black brows were slightly raised, and his large t'XpI'GESlVQ eyes searched mine. His sleek black hair was parted in the center on :1 line with his straight nose. His mouth and chin had a look of determination, that made me feel powerless before him. ilVVell, Ill! take the 51109in I said. He arose bowing courteously, HI thank you, madamf, JUNIOR OUTBURSTS. UWhy does Mary look so cvestfallenW llShe jumped at a coimlusion and it wasnlt there. Mrs. Nicholasthildred, can you tell me what makes the Tower of Pisa leanW' Mildrodalll doult know 01' Pd take somo myselffi Mr. LeedllFrod, can you tell me where Vthe home of the swallow isiw FreddllThe home of the swallow is in the stummickil Mr. Hall, in assembly-KlYesterday, I saw quite a number of boys chewing gumdand girls. hRufus, looking at socksldlerenlt they rather loudim Shop assistantdllYes, sir. They are specially made for people whose foef are in the habit of going to sleepy Mr. Hall Oyho has come upon Robert smoking near the school lvuildingld lKVVell. Robert, Iim surprised to find you like tshisfi ' Roberf-llSoim 1, those rubber heels youh'e wearinl fooled moi, m THE HOOSIER 130:011:3'7'QyI0t11e1', when I grow up, will I have a husband like papaW MothersttYes, dear!y DorothyettAnd if I donit get married will I be 2111 old maid like aunt SusanW. KIOThOY-JKYCSf-i Dorothy tuftei' a few minutes deep thoughtigt'WieH, I am in a fixw IXiiltou-ttMothel', am 1 descended from at nmnheyW MotheI'-ttI don't know. I xiidnit know your fatheris people veijy wellfi John P.7tiit is said that people, with opposite characteristics make the hap- piest inurriagesf, Text GettYes, thatis why I7m iooking i'or a girl with moneyfi Teacher became disgusted With VViilie's uncieanliness, so she sent home the fol- iowing note: ttDear Madam: Please give Willie a bath before he comes to school :zgainfy The reply came back: ttDere teechur, 'Wiilie ainit' 110 rose. Donit smell him. Learn hiniF SOPHOMORE SQUIBS. Mr. Hall tshowing maps of Italy that 13ml been drawn by members of the Class;x -WVhat is the matter with this one?U LeRoy Hali-ttIt needs its shoe shin- 04L Mr. Hall-ttWhut is u voleiiio? RuthettA Volcano is similar to a mountain except that it gives forth hot saliva tlavaif, In sohpmnore history Class, the names of the Roman weapons were asked for. KenneththSwom, knife and nigger- shooter.H Mr. HaiiaRobert, where, is Egypt? RobertettI donit know now.11 Mr. Hallett'WelI, it hasnit movedP where it 13 A Sophomore wants to know Who flirt- GA with the person who said, ttI can yeiilii AlbertwttI didn't know you haul :1 history? Ai-th urittl found this one. It was loatyi iHow do you know A' Arthur- i saw the, owner looking fm :4 n ll. failures in Success comes in van 'ts. cans; Why School Teachers Go Crazy. Poise is the. way :1 Dutehmnn says boys- Equinox is a wihl animal that lives in the Arctic. Ltiquette teaches us how to be polite xxithout remembering how to he. in the stone age, 3J1 men were ossified. The climax of a story is where it says it. is to be continued. A gulf is L1 dent in a continent. Buttress is a butleris Wife. Conservation means doing things we need. Ponce rie Leon hathht died before he found the fountain of youth, he wouldnit have died. without 11 Mrs. Nicholassttlf gliakesjieaiie were alive today, wouldnit he be looked upqn as a remarkable mantw RandolphettYes, heid he OMW 300 years iVe think it is nice for a man to be cheerful but it gets on 0111' nerves for u dentist to sing at his work. Mrs. NicholaseziW'hat do you know about Fieldingii, RandolphsitNot much. I was always pitcher 0n the team, whenever I played. Ellsworthstq was unconscious for :1 bout three hours todayW Charles-tt 7Smatter, aecidentW EHSWOTth-HNO, I took a nap. Nature does make some mistakes. Sometimes she puts all the bone in the head and none in the back. The teacher was giving the class a lecture on natural history of Australia. KKThere is one animal, she said, Hnone m 3W ROCKVILLE WINS FIRST GAME. 011 Friday, NOV. 11, Rockville played their first scheduled basket ball game. The boys all played :1 good game 211111 the result was :1 29-7 victory for R. H. S. It surely was a good start 111111 1f the school pep keeps up we have a splendid outlook. Rockville Mecca Hooker F Peters Steven son F Simpson Cook C Thomas W'hitesell G C1111 11111g1111111 Hay G Berry E1st011 Jacks Fz'yhel'ger Hillnn F1'0111ihite. 11011111 Hooker starred With seven 13111111 goals. Hay 111ay811 a real' game at back guarrL His 130k of weight didn't seem to bother 111111 11111011. R. H. S. VS. ALUMNI. 011 Friday, Get. 27, R. H. S. played the first game of the season. We took the A11111111i into camp 31111 ruffled their feathers to :1 good degree of W'uffle- 1J' THE HOOSIER 11035.H The final score Was 28-11 '111 0111' favor. Hocker starred With six field goals. The Alumni was 11111119 11p of some of the former stars 0f1R. 1.1. S. It W215 110 51111111 1101101' to R. H. S. to win this game. 1'. H. S. DEFEATS RUSSELLVILLE. The R. H. S. basket 115111 team deserves credit for their excellent work F 213', Nov. 19, at Russellville. They were, at a great disadvantage for size but, nevertheless, they tame back 111 the 111st two minutes of the game with 1111:1111 field goals H1111 one foul, defeating the RusseHVille five 30-29. They have 111:1,ve11 good ball all this season 111111 with your support, 1 am sure, they Can keep up the 11g0011 work. 511110 RockviHe Russellville Hoeker tCath 1 Re1111is11 Steven son F MEGuuhey Cook C Harhison W'hitesell G W'ebster Hay G Wilkinson 01011fe1 1 0 . Whit? Hooker starred for R. H. S. With six fiehl goals. Me 1:11111ey starred for Bus- 501111119. THE HOOSIER 19 ALUMNI Warren Maxwell 0f the class of ,16 has returned from abroad and has taken a position 111 Indianapolis. La Verne Beadle ,21, has been elected :1 11101111191- 0f the Philalethean Literary Society at Purdue University. Margaretta, Stevenson has returned from a Visit with relatives in Bostqgi. Where They Are and What They're D0- ingiLast Yearis Class. It seems rather natural that we think :1 liftle of the class of '22 and TEIHOIM- her how much they did to help us. W'o are therefore taking this 111021115 of toll- ing you just Where they are 111111 what they are doing. Erma Adams is attending Oxford COL loge. Clotino Bartley Smith is faithfully at: tending to the duties of a house-WifC. NOTES James Brown and Eula Strange are in DePauw University. Otho Boohei' is in Indianapolis. Ruby COX has :1 good position in Boston. Thoburn Bender and Noble Roach are at' Purdue University. Charles Hay is in Illinois University at Champaign. Central Business College has called Helen Connerley and Kathleen Ohaver. Butler College has Florence Cronkhite. Lawrence Carmichael is in the State Normal. John Chapman is in Fuiversity. Gladys Myers is successfully teaching school near Mecca. John Guilliams, Mary McPherson, Harold Jerome, Raymond Payton, VViI- 119.111 Elletf, Mary Cai'mack, Burton Lee, Clifford Thomas, Lee VVimmer, Alite Gross and Vernawl Thomas are at homo. Northwestern THE HOOSIER Prof. I'uleptqtal't of his xthivS will muml, healthy man with good red blood. The job sveker-tWthtk the itleaw Prof. JuloxiHPnrt of his duties will he to fowl my troupe of trained fleas. Tony, our truck drivov, is so Jumb he thinks the Seel'etnry ot' the Interior is :1 stomach specialist. New Britlov-tchl you get seats for the thezltru, dearie W Hotu'Yos, Iona T got the fort-yvthirlt row.u ShetttOh. I'm so glad. The won't bother us :1 hit back thcx'eft -VVnshington Dirgt'. show Departing passengcrgttThis is mism- :zirlu street car servivo. thmlut'tm'ttth'hy, whatk the matter! Couldn't you got a seatW' . D. Rt Surv I got :1 sent. hut my Witt- hurt to stand up all the way. -Chiczlg0 Ledger. Epitaph. Hero lies my wife, lot her lie, Sth at test; So am I. My uncle Rastus was a great man for mvlous. One night Ihvy caught him in. thlnnvl N'Ii'zt'stolxk patch AS soon :15 hv snaw they had him he said: hGood LOM. dis yew tlzlrlmy c:1n t g0 nowhm'n to pray :my 1110 without: hcing tsturhed? vam Arit'W'ho is that follow With the long huh? Rufus BittHNS :1 fellow from Yale. Rolm A.-I Oh 1W0 often heard of thuso Yule locks. -I;eschen's Hercules. Willic-JtM-amzl, yill you answer just mw more question? Then I wont bother you any 11101-0. Mother;ttAH right then. 'What: is it'l'rv WilliethWhy is it that thv little fishes .Ion't drown before they lvm'n to swim? -va York Suuday'Ncws. Ifowtthoosntt :111 this talk about hum twin and mivrohus frighten 3'me ShvvttNot, :1 bit. I nova' got, seated at anything: smaller than a 111011503; Boston Transmipt. A healttifu1 girl who lived in a sea port town was in :1 MN Jilemnm. and in 1161' distress she took her trouble to tho Village astrologer anti soothsayer. HMy Jack's ship is. due here the Jay THE HOOSIER after tomorrow? she stated, hand, oh, I. just canit: see him this time.H HOh never mindj replied the Wise one. who divined how the land lay. ttThey say a sailor has a girl in every port: snrer then a girl may have, a chap on more than one shipW HYes I know? sobbod the girl, Hhut you see, IWe got two ships in port ah ready? ?Jndge. In carrying a woman down the ladder from a burning building, Put, a gallant fireman, slipped and fell to the grounlt. The woman following landed heavily but safely upon the prostrate hero. A doctor summoned pronounced Pat nninv ,jnred. ' HYontre a brave gentleman; said he. uBrave, begorrz, but no gentlenmnii saitl Pat rubbing his injuries. Mr I'd let the Indy go first. eJmlgh. : Lowell ViK-Say, how would you like to have a nut' Sunday. Maude Cettlid just love to.H Lowell WhittAll righty FD around Sunday thenW COHIE Mr. Hall tancient historyyalassAttNow e earliest mention of banking trans, actions was when Pharoah received A week on the Bank of the Red Sea. Trouble ahezulettIt is reported that the Kaiser married again. Tired of peace I guess. 7Sniith Weekly: Happy to Tell It. A celebrated singer was in a motor car accident one day. A paper aftev report ing the accident added, tWVe me happy to state he was able to appeni' the fol- lowing evening in four pieces.H 7Epworth Herald. Dorothy Bradfieldett'WhaVs wrong with the car it soueaks dremlfnllv Earl S-t'Canit be helped, thei'eis pig iron in the axles. A young lady whose stock of baseball knowledge was not as large as she be- lieved, sat watching a game that was proving very disastrous to the home 21 team. About; the eighth inning, she turned to her escort and exclaimed ttIan our pitcher good? He hits their hats no matter where they hold them. The wife of a clergyman warned him as he went to offi'ate at a funeral onf: rainy day. uNow, John, don,t stand with bare head on the damp ground. 'J your 570191! catch voh'i. Vx'hat on earth did that, fellow igezm when he said he was a peregrinating pedestrian from the classic Athens of America? He meant he was a trump heating; his way from Boston. 'Nursoeqh'hy, Bobbie, yon selfish lit tle hoy, why diiin't you give your sister a piece of your apple? Bohhieettl gave her the seeds. She can plant them and have a whole orche ant. n'The next one in this moon: that speaks above a whisper is. going to he put outf exclaimed the angry Judge. ttHip! Hip! Hooray! shontnl the prison 191' as he ran for the door. ttVVhati fool tohl yon papers on the file? KtYon did. sir. tJVVCIl leave them there You're Charged for calling me :1 fooifi to place those His, Two negro boys were discussing their dogs. HAhis got Je hestest dawg what ehm' iivet'iW said one. ttHe was foolini ii'ound in Daddy's blacksmith shop the. other day, when Daddy throwed :1 hammer at him. VVeH, dat tlawg done went and made a bolt for dr'it 110012,, ttAh, thutis nothini, said the other. HThe other day I throwod a hammer :11 mah dawg and dot duwg, he, SinViPii making tracks for the Atlantic Smr hoard Railway, and as fur as I know he still is? A man who had been out among the chiggers went into :1 Testnnmnt and ealied for pancakes. While he was eat: h THE HOOSIER ing he felt one on his ankle. He poured. molasses 011 it and. scratched the pan- cake. Silly? Huh! The new door keeper at the museum had evidently learned the rules by heart before taking over the job. thHere sir, you must leave your um. brella at tho dooW he said to a Visitor. hBut I havelft an umbrellaf, WFhen you must go back and get one. All visitors must leave umbrellas at the door? he quotmi triumphantly. A young lady on a steamer just leuv- ing Athens, approached the captain and pointing to the hills, inquired. hWhat is that white stuff on the hills, captainW nSnow, madamey H thought so, but a gentleman 'jusf told me it was Greece. A group of tourists were looking over the inferno of Vesuvius in full eruption. hAinht this just like hellf said one. uAh, zese Americans? exclaimed a Frenchman, ihwhere have zey not. beenim An alien who was applying for natural- ization, was given a card to fill out. It was returned With this 011 it: Business-Rotton. Name-Michael ievinsky. Born-Yes. Jimmiethvury one in 0111' family is an animal. Astonishod preacher - nWhy shouhhft say that. JimmiehWVeH, motherhs a dear; baby7s her lamb, T111 the kid illlll datVs the goatF you First class scouthHWhen you go home tonight, donht walk across the log HmVS over the brookW Tenderfoot!hWhyu? 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