Rockport High School - Tatler Yearbook (Rockport, ME)

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36 THE TATLER The Last Straw 'I'he Captain of the S. S. Boston approached a miserable- looking young woman, leaning over the rail- ing, VVaiting for the moon to come up? he asked, good-naturedly, Oh, ye gods! ejaculated Vera. Has that got to come up too? --0-U-- New Style: Ml'lllll1'l'I Pardon, Madame. This is the hat you just hought. Thats the hox you'ri- wearing, -ohne- F, iCay:1,1iaugh: fhoastinglyl My hrotfher's got a wooden leg. F, Ollalaz Huh, that aint noth- ing: any sisters got a cedar chest. Han you type? Yes, l can use the Colunilins Sys- tem. X7VhElt'S that? I discover a key and vtlu-n land on it. 10..0.-. . Phyllis: Cat riding tlCtlflPIllyl l want a saddle horse . Hiding Master: VVhat kind ot' za saddle, English or Mexiacawy Phyllis: VVhat's the dit'i'cre114'1-? Hiding Master: The English is plain and the Mexican has horns. Phyllis: Hive me the one with the horn, 17111 not used to traflic. Orris Burns, TMJ.

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THE TATLER 35 Miss Hunt: tin History Classt Mr. Cain, what did the Federal Govern- ment do with negroes who fled to the North during the Civil NVar? H. Cain: They put them in Un- ion suits, -o-o-I l'I. Ramquist: Is it true that it's had luek to have a black eat follow yon? ' VV. Page: It depends on whether you ar'e a man or a mouse. ..0-.0.. VV. Bryant: So you are o11 a sub- marine. Tell me what do you do? Barrows: Oh, I run forward and hold her nose when we're going to dive. .-..010.... IN, Hoyle: You pirate! You stole a kiss from me, but it won't happen again. ll, Vt'elt: You mean the next time I won't get away with it? N. Iloyle: Gosh No! 'Phe next time you won't have to steal it. +o-o- M. Carleton: ton entering grocery storei I donit want to buy your crackers: they telll me the mice are always running over them. Y, Kenney telerki: That isn't so, VVhy the eat sleeps in the barrell every night. -0-o- G. VValmsley: I'll take oft' my hat to you oyster eaters. It was all I eonld do to eat three last night. B. Andrews: NYeren'4t they fresh? Vt'hat did they llook like when you opened them? G. Walmsley: Oh, do you have to open them? Mr, Andrews: Now be careful with that money I gave you, son. Remember the saying, 'A fool and his money are soon parted'. B. Andrews: Yes, Dad, but I want to thank you for parting with it, just the same. 10-41- H. Kimball: Centering a hard- ware storet I wan-t a mouse trap, and please hurry because I have to catch a bus. Simart Clerk: I'm sorry but the traps we have are for catching mire. ...0....0- Says George Father: VVell, George, what did you learn at school today? George: tproudlyl I learned to say 'Yes sir' and 'No sir' and tYes' and 'No, ma'am', Father: You did? George: Yeah. -o-o- Doatlty: How did you enjoy your horseback ride? Tommy: I never thonghit any- thing filled with hay could be so hard. ..0-0... Timely VVarning: ' Father: tto Frederick Cavanaugh when he was young sucking his thumbi 'tHey, son! IIon't do that. You may need it when you get old enough to travel' , -o-o- Mr, Brown ttalking to Mr, Jonest llid you know that rich man lost all his money? Mr. Jones: He always was at bad egg but nobody knew it nnftil he was broke?

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