Rockfield High School - Wigwam Yearbook (Rockfield, IN)

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jokes Mr. Benson: What is the definition of dressed lumber 7 Billie K.: 'ACharlie McCarthy! Laundry window sign: 'aWe do not tear you clothes with machinery. We do it by hand ! Three-year old Willie had taken his mother's powder puff and was making himse lf up, as he'd seen her do. His five-year-old sister came in, looked at him for a horrified moment, then snatched the puff from his hand. e'Only ladies use powder: she scolded. Gentlemen wash themselves! The wife of an artillery sergeant went out shopping one day. Her husband stayed at home. He rested in an armchair placed before a large fire burning in the stove his pipe going well, and the cat purring on his knees. Presently, he fell asleep, and the pipe dropped out of his mouth, setting fire to a rug. When his wife returned, the room was filled with smoke. uFire! she shouted. The sergeant awoke. He thrust the cat into the oven, s- lammed the door with a bang, and replied, Number one gun ready, sir! Mr. Benson: i will use my hat to represent the planet Mars. Is there any ques- tion you wish to ask before I go on.? Vance: uYes, is Mars inhabited? Mrs. Sprinkle: Who was that I heard laughing? Bill: It was me. I was laughing up my sleeve but I didn't know there was a hole in it. Miss Andrew: 'Who was the historical character that spread the alarm aboutthe British coming ? Charles: 'The Lone Ranger. A very intoxicated man staggered out of a hotel room, walked up to a splend- idly uniformed gentleman and ordered, Shay, buddie, call me a cab. My good man, I have you know I'm a naval officer, not a doorman, replied the other with dignity. Awright! Awright! he answered, then call me a boat, but Ijust gotta get home. Mama Skunk was worried because she could never keep track of her two chil- dren. They were named In and Out, and whenever In was in, Out was out: and if Out was in, In was out. One day she called Out in to her and told him to go out a- nd bring in In. So Out went out and in no time at all he brough In in. Wonderful! said Mama Skunk. How, in all that great forest, could you fi- nd him in so short a time ? It was easy, said Out, ln stinct.