Rochester Institute of Technology - Techmila / Ramikin Yearbook (Rochester, NY)

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Bars the Orange Monkey Elliott’s Nest the California Brew Haus the Red Creek Inn the Cellar by p. silver Some strange story assignments have come from editors of all sorts of publications I have worked for in the past, but when Mark asked “How would you like to write up the RIT-Rochester area bar scenes for Techmila? I was slightly nonplussed. Editors are a kinky breed with all sorts of odd behavioral quirks, but they don't usually make jokes, so I considered the offer carefully. “What,” I wondered, “do the bars in this town share in common?” Then it dawned on me and my next move was clean “Do I get a cash advance?” I inquired. “Uh sure you do ..mumbled Mark, So i set out to research the story. There arose many interesting scenes and some revelations which I intend to share with you. not the least of which are that our local saloons can cost you mucho bucks, and: be wary of editors. They are a slick bunch. No more story assignments until I get out of debt .. . and my hangover clears. 28 hamper