Roby High School - Tumbleweed Yearbook (Roby, TX)

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JOKES Britty Moore: My dad takes things apart to see why they don't go. Eugene Turnbow: USO what? Britty: You'd better go. Miss Donnell: HD. L., give the principal parts of the verb 'swim'. D. L.: Uswim, swam, swumf' Miss D: UGood! Now give the principal parts of the verb 'dim'. D. L.: Miss Donnell, l'd rather not. Eugene Finch: What kind of cigerette is that? Eugene Neeves: uBaseball Special. Finch: There ain't no such kind. Neeves: Sure there is, it was a grounder and l picked it up. The offspring of a single rat said Mr Farmer while lecturing May number several hundred Editors Note We wonder what the offspring of a married rat would be Billy Bob Hitler reminds me of Moses ames Headstream How s that3 Billy Bob Every time he opens his mouth the Bull rushes You look sweet enough to eat whispered Fld sweet and low l am said Patsy quite hungerly where do you want to go3 Maybe figures don t lie but girdles keep a lot of them from telling the truth Hitler Telling lies is not one of my failures Churchill No Adolph its one of your successes f xf 'bw-A XLT QQ GNN' 5' Slgsolisigx III -- n 4 -41 ., , - I , ., f J 1 s I . . , . 1 ' - ' 1 7 7 ' . . . . . , . .. . .. . , , . -7 ,il if Y' - ag- 1- 4 l Ing: i Q' 4'- .- , . f,, , 4W, . I ,.... xp., K X . T.. V. , R- --. ,i,': v FQL l tv if e . -fs V ', - Q' '. .1 -F---4 , ., , 'N3X Ny -.- X ,l ' 1' '. Hn ,, lf. A GH, SEQ S. --R , 1- - ', 3 in , -g,.,'- f M It V A .se--.s, ' ' ,-55 ,AP-,-,t A ,.s ' NN F -i f 4... -i-fi '- ,--.. .'f1 i 1 .' 'Rss-ex+ 573 323-'l9if5E? 'l. 555 A ' ' 1 --. t '-14 ' -- 'I -' 5, --'- -A ' ' ' ' 'Q' , .:r -

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JOKES john Ross: ult's you l love. l care for your money up to a certain point. Margarette: Yes---the decimal point. Calvin: Do you want to stop the car and eat, sweetheart? Neilcla: UNO, pet. Someone has said, the fellows who drive with one hand are generally headed for the aisle of the church. Some of them will walk clown it, and some will be carried. immy Frances immy Frances immy Frances Grandma had a caller Who had a timid heart When they sat tovether They sat this far apart Whenever daughter s shiek calls l-le greets her with a iss When they sit toffether Theysitupclosellkethis You are the sunshine of my heart Oh immy You rel n alone ln my heart Oh immy With you l could weather any storm Excuse me immy but is this a proposal or a weather report3 64 DOLLAR QUESTION OF THE YEAR How long will it be until Rotan can win Football Game from Roby? -71 'kwa--as 'EQ i 0 i . . 1 - k g TD Y J. .. . H t. .- J. .. . . H . g , .r .1 J. .. . .. .. . . U ' ' '! U I u 1- u a . xv- Xlwsxxw Y--' ' ' f i V rx-? ,E BQ. ' ,, E. ' if X- - .:' .,: -V A .,. 7 W' A. e - - 'Z-li .. .. . u N f Nu. . .. --A f-Hi..-. ,. - 'f W, 5 if X 'Z' W 4 N A 1131.9 Y I HW, , vb trim! :2 ',g, ,nZ.fi,,'J -.ff-S Y 1' ff .f ' .xl -1 ' -1, X ' ' ' F127 1 'lc'--.AH P , 'h- - Jn- , -..- -.-i-L -fi -4 -V X .. V , iq 'X ' - ..---- 4 .:r ff ,vw -rf-. 9414 J'-'5--1 ssf..-1-ugm 3 .. v ,5 a ,--- 1-- i X H ., gh 3 A saggy ' 9313, X - O. ,L .f -' i N -O 1 X ' --- - C - , sg ,em --,ze-I T, 'X e - fr -- :5i..'5 s,, 1:12, ' ' d ..-4 X ,.-:d:- . 3 , , lf, 41.755, , lr 1 Y Y - - - , N-gg -1- ,.:j.-A. jx, A1 1 ,A-55: 4'

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JOKES Bro. Parmenter, fwhile lecturingl 'iAnd furthermore, Hell is just filled with cocktails, roulette wheels, and naughty chorus girls. Calvin: ffaintly in back of room, Death, where art thy sting? Tommy Edwards: My brother looks down on nudists. Bobby Moore: You don't say? Tommy: Yes, he perches in trees. Jack: Do you like beer? R. S.: Yes! jack: l wondered why you carried that mug around. Arleen 'Mother may l keep a cliary3 Mrs Ammons Yes dear you may Arleen Then may l do the things to write in it3 Levena Darling what does davenport suggest to you3 Sessum A city ln lowa ln the old days when a fellow told a girl a naughty story she blushed Nowadays she memorlzes it Forrest Price Do you believe kissing is unhealthy3 Charlcle l couldn t say lve never Forrest Price You ve never been k1ssed3 Charlcle l ve never been sick Frequent water drinking said Mrs Benson prevents one from be coming stiff in the joints Yes said Lyndal Moore but some of the 1omts don t serve water X gi!! 'iw rem Q39 Q5 1- fe QQ1 sal ,ms -3' . .- . , . it .. . . , . .. . . . . .- .. . . . .. . N , . .. . . ,- T ! ' . . H . , . . i U . . . . ,, Q tt I I . . .. , . .- . .. - . H U . . .v . .. I ' 1 ' . . . . . -. 4- -v - .4 . . . ,, u , , LA . ,. FQ sw .2 ,Q A f ,.- f Z 1. , J ,i um: 1 r ' 1 - A vf' ,ggi- f 1 ' e . ,' 1 ,.-. f N c X bf :Jig H . +-. , ff s ' 7'- ' - ' - b1 '-- 'E . - .. 7' rg - -1 '..mvff:'-2' f':'- '-'I-I , ,. - -Q , , V ,..,- . - - .,.f., ,p, , fb. ,M H .., 'M -L . , , I 4 FQ' s N.....v- . .H . , 1,7 , faq'-,,,...+. , 0.5. ,vs K-V, ' ..-. JA.. 41 u 'N ' -.. W -A ? ' '. .- -i.- ,..,!,l'v'-ff ' I! -- S f . -fax . --- ' ,qs rl - - - 5 '-,-,.,.,., ff x . .1--f . L- ,T r,f 1-U, -vi,-.49 , ,M.,N,., N e 'Q 1 'Q-55 1, U ' A ,S fx- fx, ' W ,sl-1i'i -f' f' 4.9. -1A ' Aff- 'J'-'-'..? .fRf5'-asf-S-4 , ,V-A pe wi3,4,f5x:,,f D, .Q A A ' -V ,-v.4.,:,v f - . rugs:- 4 J - N-s xg W- x es' --.L -,-Q5 -, - - 2. x --- f-,i l.:L.Ef',. I f rl, , bgtrgg-w