Robidoux Polytechnic High School - Tech Yearbook (St Joseph, MO)

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' 1 N. . -,N 1 A. 'way A J0keS I Polly . ' Q Eg F imma X l Milind My 'Fl' -I.. 'Ill lilly. LB .t.- ... f5:5:E'. .Hfffmivea ---' . I-.-.lfgflfilii ' --5 I Cheer up. Freshies! You are not the only ones who have novel experiences. A few days ago a' grave and mighty senior was taking dictation. Miss Price had just dictated the yvord dear- estf' After a moment of silence this dignified senior calmly asked, Whai was that, dearest? Then there broke forth an awful roar, later discovered to have been made by the class. And I believe there are still traces of this senior's powe.ful blush. - SA city chap passed a boy' -husking corn and remarked: Your corn looks yellow. That's the kind I planted, said the boy. Looks as though you wouldn't .get over half a crop, said the city chap. We won't, said the boy, the land- lord gets the other half. i , ' You're pretty near -a fool, aren't you, said the 'city chap. Yep, said the country lad, within ten feet of one. ' There was once a man who started out in the rain to a big event so he took his umbrella, and when he came back instead of putting the umbrella into the sink to drain off, he put the umbrella to bed, and slept all nite in the sink. Elmer Patten: You are looking well to-day. Ralph Stewart: Yes, I am lookin: for a man who owes me ten dollars. rr7uul-nu+uu- nn' :mann funtun-,lm ,m,+,,,,-Y., Z' l The man had just informed ll .l the agent that he wanted a berth ll I on the train. T Upper or lower? inquired I the agent. i What's the difference ? asked g the man. Q Q A difference of fifty cents in 3 this case, replied the agent. J The lower is higher than the T : upper. The higher price is for I E 7 the lower. If you want a lower 2 you'll have to go higher. We L sell the upper lower than the l E lower. In other words, the high- Q er the lower. Most people don't N l like the upper, although it is I T lower on account' of its being i - higher. When you occupy an 2 upper you have to get up to go L 5 to bed and get down when you 5 l get up. You can have the lower I T if you pay higher. The upper is lower than the lower because it f i is higher. If you are willing to T go higher it will be lower. Q But the poor man had fainted. 5 n get uns nu- ann nn :mf :ln-Ynnfnnfnlufun nn 4: Quite matchless are her dark brown iii She talks with utmost eeeeeeeee And when I tell her she is yyyyyy She says I am a ttttttttttttt And when her pencil I would uuuuuu Her little hand I cccccccc Quick from her cheek the blushes oo oo Her anger I appppppppp Eau-Quin -uufnu--nn -un--Winn--.url .lm un nu I un nr! MOVIES IN ROBIDOUX Q Safety Last -Football Team. l I The Stranger -Any Sub. p' Find Your Man -Elsie l 5 Crum. 5 ' l g Big Boy -Bob..Young. - 5 Smiling Thru -Esther Miles. 5 L S e v e n t e e n -Marguerite Q L Freeman. E E His Hour -Sunnmoned to- the F office. : 5 Flaming Youth -E m m e t t T 5 O'Brien. I 2 E The Fire Alarm --Lunch - bells. L 1 ''Shipwrecked +Flunkcd in L Q Law. E 'tldols of Clay -Juniors. T The Covered Wagon -Mr. Goodwin's car. l i- n ,mrfun-rnx1uu-:ull - 1 1 fun nga 'Q' l 4. Scott Tisdale: I can't sing since I Worked for a baker. Ed Ryan: VVhy Not? Stott. Tisdale: I can't get any high- er than dough. Miss Wright: Children, can any- one tell me the most dangerous part of an automobile? Harietta Berger: Yes, teacher, it's the driverf' Walter Jones: Pa, won't you please buy me a microbe to help me with my arithmetic?,' , Papa: What good will a microbe do you? Wfalterf I just read in this paper that they multiply rapidly. . Earl Hampton had almost finished his reading lesson when he came to a word he could not pronounce. 'fBarque, prompted Miss Nickel. Earl looked at his classmates and grinned. Barque, Earl, exclaimed the teach- cr harshly. g I Earl, looking up at Miss Nickel, fin- ally cried out, Bow-wow. WVhat is the name of the bride of Bacchus? Why Bacchalina, so the teacher said. Back of whom? , Clarence Robinson: Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Mr. Robinson: Certainly Clarence: Well, then, shut your eyes andsign my report card. Two foreigners met in front of a Kish store in New York City, and the following conversation ensued: I A B C D goldfish. E IVI N O goldfish. O S A R goldfish. I Z. Tobacco wanst saved my life, said Paddy Blake, an inveterate smoker. How was thatj' inquired his com- panion. Ye see, I was diggin' a well and came up for a smoke, and while I was up, the well caved in. ...K W- -Q..-W -----f-fr

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:ation od fellow- Slub. This s of devel- h member in charac- vod sports- zriors, and aaracteris- lished un- M. C. A. Plull, a Bi- every two the Y. M. Jeen made be an as- -1' than an largely in nd out of recall the members greatly to rs, by sell- , ticklers, .nd all im- we forget id by this ntonv High d Roberts if utmost are Bob Vice- ! l Q 2 so 1 w L I - f :Mi-if JUNIORS U W 5 The Class of '26, you know, 1 Poll ,, Y - Q Wants to I Q Know If you don't think that this school year has been the best in the his- tory of Robidoux? If you aren't proud of the showing made by our musical organization this year? If we don't feel sorry for the de- parting seniors? ' How many of the present faculty will return to teach again next Sep- tember? If the Girls Reserve won't shine brightly in years to come? Ifwe won't be glad to start in school again in September? If the fishing poles and the hooks aren't dancing on their shelves? 1 ' If Robidoux won't be at the head of the list in a few more years? What is going to happen to you this summer? What our new Freshman class will look like in September, and if it grows larger, where are we going to place them? . How many reallytenjoyed being at Robidoux this year? FACTS WORTH REMEMBERING Robidoux Polytechnic High School is 'nearly seven years old. Robidoux beat Central in football for the first time in the history of St. Joseph. Freshmen of '29, were first to hand in a 10072, subscription to the Robi- doux News. - There are fifty graduates from Rob- idoux in the class of '25. The Girl Reserves have done their bit by winning a silver loving cup per- manently for Robidoux. 1 : : : .. n : 5 5 5 5 l . . ll : .. : E S ll H S E 2 ROBERT YOUNG E L l You have all heard of the long! T and short of it. Well, we have U 5 the long of it in Bob Young. Bob 5 I . f ll E is not only big in height C6 feet, i Q 3 inohosp but he is also big in i athletics. He made an excellent i 2 showing as captain of Basketball , and Football this year. He is E U not only a true athlete but a S good' sport. He wins a game ' with a smile, and loses a game H 5 with a smile. Poly will miss him - Q immensely for his athletic abili- s Q ty. Hats off to Bob! E it THINGS WE WONDER ABOUT, If a man has a Roman nose and gets lit up will his nose be a Roman can- dle? If you should paint a rabbit on a bald headed man's head would he havr a little hare? lf an elephant has a key to his, trunk? If a baker is rich when he is making dough? If one can mend the break of day? If Waltei' Beach is a summer resort? If Longfellow was funny because he made Minnehaha? Well, Marvin, said his aunt, did you sleep with the wedding cake un- der your pillow and dream of your fu- ture wife? No, auntie, he replied, I ate it, 'cos I want my wife to be a surprise. ly Minn an un unfnufnn un mu nn an 1+ Is talented as I will show: It has the dumbest boy, I'll vouch, That ever rested on a couch. And for this he has won much fame, Of course, Scott Tisdale is his name. And then it has a timid boy, And very tiny, like a toy. Just look at Marvin Wieligman, And you'1l see I'm not in fun! A great big girl, just six feet tall, Mildred Breckenridge, they do her call. And then they have a cave man too, Whene'er Stanley Grindstaff comes in view! g ' A lion-tamer bold have they, Margaret Powell, as they say! And next they have a maniac, Frank Gilbert who ate up a tack! ' And Stanley Woodward, dancing mas- .. ter, I Teaches the cows out in the pasture. Pauline Gardner, a lassie sweet, ls noted for her dancing feet! Now this isn't all, but all I recall, You'll know the rest, when you meet them In the hall. Class dismissed! I descend slowly to the locker-room and' as usual tlx is a mad rush within. 511011128 echo far and near, Where is my key? Leave the locker open, For Heaven's sake, do hurry, etc. Amid a trampling of feet and a general push- ing and scrambling. I reach locker ' only to find 1 have forgotten my key. I retrace my steps, and finally man- age to borrow by partner's key. l reach 16 again and discover our neigh- bor, in the apartment above us was impertinent enough to pour a bottle of red ink down on ourpersonal para- phernalia, thoroughly drenching ,my second-hand law book. Dear me, that partner of mine has taken my note- book. I slowly rise from the floor and bruise my head severely on No. 13. Such is life, one bump after another. Walter Round: I want a loaf of bread, please. Clerk: You are a penny short, the price has gone up since yesterdz-.3' Walter Round: Then give me a loaf of yesterday's bread.

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