Robert Packer Hospital School of Nursing - Nucleus Yearbook (Sayre, PA)

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Betty Ohl: Vegetable soup? iWhat's that? Viv Noelk: Ever eat hash? Betty Ohl: Yes Viv Noelk: looser.'7 77 Same thi11g, only St. Peter was interviewing the stu- dent nurse at the pearly gates: Did you, while in training, he said, indulge in necking, petting, smoking, drinking and dancing? Never, she retorted emphatical- ly. Then why haven't you reported here sooner? You have been dead a long time. The world 's heartiest optimist is the old maid who pulls down a folding bed, and then looks under it. Miss Cooley: XVhat's a skeleton Q? Probie: A stack of bones with the flesh rationed off. Miss Stoner: VVhen- God gave out noses, I thought he said roses, so I said, gimme a great big red one. Curry: How do you find yourself these cold mornings? Smith: HI throw back my covers and there I am. Mrs. Ramsey: Goodness, Bill, this isn't our baby. This is the wrong carriage. ' I Dr. Ramsey: 'tQuiet. This is a better carriage. The Nucleus is a funny thing. The Packer gets all the fame, Murrelle gets all the money And the staff' gets all the blame. In O. B. Class this was heard: No authenticated ease has been known in which sterile parents have transmitted that quality to their ot?- springf' Now, now, Dr. Stedge! Dotty Iiampart: VVhy are you writing your jokes on tissue paper? Sue Orr: HBeeause we wanted some light humorf' Mary Osborne: Here comes a friend of mine. He is a Human Dynamo. Kate Norton : Really 0? Osborne: t'Sure, everything he has on is charged. Mort: Do you want a large or a small picture? Fellows and Internes: A small one.', Mort: Then close your mouthsf' Miss McEnteer: VVhat's this you wrote on my paper, Dr. Oonklin?'7 Dr. Conklin: 1 told you to write plainer. '4Oh. Doctorfi said the young lady, will the scar show? That, Madam, said Dr. Hawk, is entirely up to you. Dr. Johnston: 'tDr. Harmon, do you know this man Mike Lncarillo? Dr. Harmon: No, who's he? Dr. Johnston: Dr. Harmon, do you know this patient Irene Janko- wiak? Dr. Harmon: HNo, Who's she? Dr. Johnston: Say Dr. Harmon, do you know this man Paul H. Har- mon?', Dr. Harmon: No, who's he? Miss McEnteer: Mrs. Gray, are you having gas pains?'7 Mrs. Gray: Oh, no, I did11't have gas I had penthotholf' A Probie's Lament I'd like to be a Senior And with the Seniors stand, A fountain pen behind my ear, A note book in my hand. I wouldnlt be a president, Itts hard to be a ki11g: I would not be an emperor For all the wealth 'twould bring. I would not be an angel For angels have to sing, I'd rather be a Senior And never do a thing. vw-ll-'11 - -- - - ----The Nucleus 19-12 - Page Sixty-three.- - - 1 1.1 - .. 1 -

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Just For Fun Distinguished Doctors One and only S. N. Key, Pnzzled what to do, Summoned in Heinrich Then there were two. Two consulting doctors, Oouldn't quite agree, Telephoncd to Ramsey Then there were three. Three bewildered doctors, Pacing on the floor, Thought they'd have Sheridan Then there were four. Four outstanding doctors, Patient still alive, Voted in Sullivan Then there were five. Five uncertain doctors, In a pretty fix, Planned to have Hanlon Then there were six. Six loquacious doctors, Talking 'til eleven, Prayed for Johnston Then there were seven. Seven nervous doctors, Workiilg long and late, Signaled for Mallams Then there were eight. Eight exhausted doctors, Feeling far from fine, Sent a Wire for Grace Then there were nine. Nine assorted doctors, Skilled and learned men, Called for Doctor Reed Then there were ten. Ten discouraged doctors, Story strange to tell, VVent out to play softball Patient then got well. ...-I--1-.--u-n--I-up-.--The Nucleus 1942 Do You Remember ln the three years we have spent here many amusing incidents have happened to break the monotony and cheer us up. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. Dr. Hanlon thinks second Surgery is an ideal place to do his obstetrical work. Susan Orr had a hard time trying to find someone who answered to the name of Amertan in Dispensary one day. Dr. Key said when he first came here, UAH the most beautiful women come from Texas . VVe think he has changed his tone. VVe wonder if Miss Harrison ever did see the ears. Dr. Sheridan doubts her word. Miss Farrell really made Dr. Hein- rich move fast the night she called him about finding something which fell out of a dressing. Dr. Rentschler looked a bit queer the day he changed his suit but for- got to change his trousers. Miss Ohl took Dr. Evans literally one day and pinched his nose instead of his mask. Dr. Harmon would like everyone to know that when he holds out his hand during an operation he isn't direct- ing traffic. Dr. Hawk-I ain't purty and I ain't good looking but won't some- body pay some attention to me? Miss Powers insists upon having a requisition for everything she needs in the HPest House . Miss Cooley: The best place to look for sympathy is in VVebster's. To Dunham Home Shower: Trickle, trickle, little shower VVhat can ail you at this hour? Every night about nine-thirty, I come for a bath and go home dirty. Page Sixty-tw0.---- - - - - - - - -

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Contributors Armour 62 Co., Elmira, N. Y. E. F. Ashley SL Co., Sayre, Pa. Barnhardt Mfg. Co., Charlotte, N. C. Bolieh Brothers, Sayre, Pa. Blandings, Inv., Binghainton, N. Y. Brownbilt Shoes, Sayre, Pa. Carolina Absorbent Cotton Co., Charlotte, N. 1 The Chocolate Shop, Sayre, Pa. Cloverdale Farms Co., VVaverly, N. Y. l Eastern Perma. Supply Co., XYilkes-Barre, l'a. Evans Ss Chaffee, Sayre, Fa. T. J. Farrell, Sayre, Fa. S. M. Fliekinger Co., Elmira, N. Y. The Gift Shop, Sayre, Pa. Harrington K Co., Dushore, Pa. Hygeia Refrigerating Co., Elmira, N. Y. E. Keeler Co., YVilliamsport, Pa. Laheleraft Press, Perkasie, Pa. G. A. Mefireevey, Elmira, N. Y. Marvin-Neitzel Corp., Troy, N. Y. E. C. Melfallor Drug Co., Binghamton, N. Y. Murrelle Printing Company, Sayre, Pa. Ohio Chemical Co., Cleveland, Ohio Geo. A. Pilling SL Son Co., Philadelphia, Pa. Pipe XYelding' 85 Supply Co., Elmira, N. Y. Rhoads 8: Co., Philadelphia, Pa. Nellie Saunders Dress Shop, Sayre, Pa. Seanlin-Morris Co., Madison, YVis. A Friend A Friend Sprague XYarner K Co., Chicago, Ill. XYinehester Optical Co., Horseheads, N. Y. XYidmer YVine Cellars, Naples, N. Y. ---11--Tl Nl 194 -PSSLX-f ----'-