Robert F Munroe Day School - Reflections Yearbook (Quincy, FL)

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Battle of the Bulge Guys Fight it Too! “Man, I need to get rid of this gut!” “Yeah? Me and you both” This conversa- tion could be heard on al- most any day between any number of guys walking around campus. Some people had no prob- lem with the situation while others had to work to keep that old friend away. There were various paths to follow to attain the goal. Some people liked to run to stay fit, but most people saw no rea- son to run unless they were being chased or were chasing something. A different approach to solving the problem was weight lifting. People put forth the effort, and watched their middle swell reduce. They could see their muscle tone be- come more defined. A second form of weight lifting would usu- ally take place in the home about 6:00. Every- body would sit down and start lifting some sort of good tasting weight from the table, to the mouth. As this would soon take its toll, many embarked on a diet. With the ever- present tempters around, it seemed that one need- ed every bit of will power to stay away from the fridge. After you get rid of a few pounds and get back into last year’s jeans you invariably decide to hit the long awaited “seefood” diet; if you see food, eat it. Well, there’s always tomorrow to get back into those pants! Are You A Leader or A Follower? 1. There’s a new movie playing downtown that you (alone) are dying to see. What do you do? a. Go by yourself. b. Beg your mother to go with you. c. Wait until it’s on TV. 2. You and your best friend de- cided ages ago to go to the same college and room togeth- er. Now you want to attend a small college known for its English department, and she’s interested in a big engineering school. You a. Go to her school — it’s sure to have a few good English courses. b. Pick a school that offers both majors but specializes in neither. c. Apply to the college you like best. 3. Everyone in your math class cheats on tests, but it makes you feel guilty. On the next exam, you a. Give answers to only your closest friends. b. Tell your classmates you won’t help them this time. c. Stay home and pretend you’re sick. 4. You’re about to leave a par- ty, but you suspect the guy who’s driving you has had way too much to drink. Nobody else seems worried, and the driver insists he’s “just had a couple of beers.” You a. Get into the car — your house is first, anyway. b. Refuse to get in but tell your friends they can do what they like. c. Take the keys away from him and get your parents to drive everyone home. 5. All the kids in town dress as if they’ve just stepped out of an L.L. Bean catalog, but you’d like to don more elegant duds, a la Madonna. What do you do? a. Toss out your pink tur- tleneck and head for a big fash- ion emporium. b. Buy a few sleek things now but don’t wear them until you go to college. c. Learn to love intialed sweaters, khaki pants, and duck shoes. 6. You’ve developed a crush on the class brain, but your friends say dating him could lower your popularity quo- tient. You a. Adore him from afar. b. Ignore your friends’ ad- vice and date him anyway. c. Date him on the sly. 7. A few girls have decided to start a sorority with only the most popular girls in class. They’ve invited you to join, but not your best friend, Meg. You feel bad that she’s been excluded, so you a. Ask if Meg could be con- sidered for membership soon. b. Say if Meg can’t join, you won’t join. c. Promise Meg you will still be friends. copyright 1988 by Triangle Communication Inc. All rights reserved. 1 a. 3 b. 2 c. 1.2. a. 1 b. 2 c. 3. 3. a. 2 b. 3 c. 1.4 a. 1 b. 2 c. 3. 5. a. 3 b. 2 c. 1. 6. a. 1 b. 3 c. 2. 7. a. 2 b. 3 c. 1. Scoring 17-21 points: You're a trim leader. You don’t worry whether others approve of the things you do. They may say. She's so unusual. but they probably admire you for it. 12-16 points: You’re just dying to do things your own way. but you’re still a little sorried about what others will think. 7-11 points: You probably think. Some were born to lead, some to follow — I’m a born follower. Bo warned: You could end up going through life doing what everyone else wants, instead of what you want. 64 Mini Mag

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What an Old Sage Told a Young Whippersnapper About Wanting to be a Philosopher (or anything else, for that matter) When I was younger Confucius, is three pieces of advice. and knew more than I do now. Carl Sagan, and Alisistair Cooke. which may or may not 1 searched the world over To you, my boy, I say this: ensure your success. for nuggets of wisdom. Life sometimes will seem depending on upon how you take Indian gurus, too complicated to stand. them: Tibetan lamas. and at other times will be 1. Avoid at all costs platitudes, Irish monks too simple to condescend to. You will be frustrated. piety. pompous potentates, puberty. and many other assorted wisemen and humiliated. and plaque buildup. philosophers infuriated. 2. Seize the moment. all yielded to me and repudiated; but be prepared to throw it away their choicest reflections on life. but the world will keep on spinning upon further examination. I distilled the learning around. 3. Never get so caught up of the most prominent The rejection slips will in the gee-wisdom of an idea and the most reclusive slip into your mailbox. that you forget to turn off intellectuals in the world and your girlfriend will your headlights when parking. into fifty or so volumes entitled break up with you. The rat-race awaits. The Truth According to the Mind of Disillusionment, like a stale friend- Co with my blessing. Man.’’ ship. It has been many years My work, a will visit you often; since 1 talked to the old man, “ ... milestone in the effort of com- and as you get older, you will find and I have finally realized bining that the person you once thought you what he was trying to tell me. anthropology, philosophy, religion. were It seems that Man, and psychology.” no longer exists despite his thirst for knowledge was praised by critics; or has become perverted in some way. and his high-and-mighty aims. authors have been quoting it for years major or trivial. really has nothing and it has placed me in the ranks There may be a few other problems much of such timeless scholars as you will face. to say. Herodotus, but I won’t go into them now. By Ben Lindquist Plato. All I have for you Student Laments Waking Up By: Russell Suber That awful sound has started again. The sound that says a new day is about to begin. The sound that I hate above all others. So I slowly creep down under the covers. Chorus: OH!! Why did I go lo bed so late? 1 know it was a big mistake. Tonight I’ll go to bed at nine. Just like I’ve said a thousand times. 1 try to ignore it, to wish it away. I can’t open my eyes yet. I’m not ready for the day. I groppingly reach up and put the radio on snooze: ‘Cause I don’t want to listen to the morning news. There are footsteps coming down the hall. Now she’s going to spoil it all. She’ll say the words I’ve come to dread, “It’s past time to get out of bed.’’ Then I stumble out of bed. get in the shower and turn the cold water on full power. After this torture I’m finally awake. I’ll make it to school, but I will be late. All day long I’m feeling dead; Can’t wait to get home and get in the bed. Waking up late must be my fate, ‘Cause I’m in the bed early and lying awake. Being Twins By: Amy Cordell Chorus: Abby’s her name and that’s no doubt. Being twins is what its all about. We don’t look alike; I don’t know why they say. I wish everyone would just go away. in the halls when we start to blend, out pops Billy and he says, “Where are the twins?” He is always there to point it out. a helpful hint to the people all about. People don’t remember us by name. They remember us as a game. Trying to figure which one’s which, guessing and guessing is the only hitch. “Waif, don’t tell me” is what they say. But we know they will get it wrong anyway. So we go ahead and tell them our name, so they won’t be a failure at the game. There are two others. Cal and Jay. But they don’t look alike anyway. Sarah and Macall are identical, too. And they look as much alike as we do. I don’t see why people make such a fuss. The only thing different is there are two of us. Abby, Amy, I answer to both names. Because people think we are the same. Mini Mag 63

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Debbie Gibson Teenage Stardom Debbie is an under- aged composer, producer and preformer. She says, Writing comes naturally to me.” She is on the honor roll at school. Her favorite class is Spanish, and she is now in her fifth year. She says she has most of her classes in the morn- ing, then at noon she does “One day I would like to record al- bums in a foreign language.” her homework and later works at the studio. Also, in the future she would like to win one or two Grammys and record a “hit” duet with her fa- vorite star, Billy Joel. TOTALLY AWESOME Tubular, Bogus, Great, Narly and Dude, all words widely used in the unique under eighteen group. Teenagers use words without any one particular meaning. “Sure”, could mean “that’s what I’d expect from a ‘geezer’ like you,” “you don’t know what you are talking about,” and last but not least, Teens have “escape” words and great punctua- tion. “Yeah” can mean “great”, but the shortened version of “yeah” doesn’t mean “great” at all. Al- though the way teens think they all mean, “you’ve ru- ined my life!” So for the normal teen it would be “GREAT” (SLAM), “SURE” (STOMP), and “YEAH” (ABRUPTLY TURNING ■? “you’ve ruined my life”. And of course, we can’t ignore their own style of emphasis by which the meaning of the word is indicated. Tone and pitch as well as the duration of their inflection carries its own special meaning. HEAD).” So, when you start to understand “teen vocab- ulary don’t feel bad when you figure out all these mean “you’ve ruined my life”, because in the teen’s world, this “life” that they speak of, lasts only about 10 minutes. Green? I Green? Blue? Yellow? Red? Decisions! Decisions! Which do I wear with my pink dress? Do 1 dare use the frosted? Do I match my eyes or my dress? Maybelline and other companies provided a new fashion line to make you “Color Coordinated” and glamorous at the sametime. “Show everyone your ‘TRUE COLORS’ with color mascara.” No matter what the occasion, color was in. And parents nev- er really objected unless you looked like two, blue garage doors when you blinked!