Roanoke Benson High School - Ro Vic Yearbook (Roanoke, IL)

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R. V. H. S. 77 A Penny is Too Much Leona Sand: A penny for your thoughts. Clarence Herbst : What do you think I am, a slot-machine? He Knew Miss Moore tEnglish Classj : Where was Caesar killed? Carl Sand: On page 34. The Flapper Eugene: NVhcre do dates grow? Verna: They don't grow. silly. You make them. He Put Them Together Miss Moore: Are you sure this composition is original? Earl Sorg: Well, maybe you can find one or two of the words I used in the dictionary. Not So Bad As That Latin as a Language As dead as it can be. It killed the Romans, And now it's killing me. A little bit of Caesar, A llittle bit of Cicero, Help to fill the place XVbere crazy people go. Natunally Father: Willie, what is an engineer? Willie: A man who runs an engine. Father: Rightl VVhat is a pioneer? Willie: A man who runs a piano. The Rising Hour Glen Hodcl: Have you ever been up before Supt. Castcloalw Eddie Sand: I don't know. What time does he get up? On the evening of the iirst Lyceum Course number, held at the high school, Verna was walking through the hall and accidentally bumped into Miss Moore. Instead of saying, Pardon me, Verna said in an excited manner, Oh Good Morning. CCan you imagine Verna 's embarrassing momentolj Casey tin Physics Class trying to demonstrate a series of pulleys on the blackboardj : I can't draw a pulley. Miss Whitnah: VVell just draw a round circle for a pulley. Elsie: I almost drowned last night. Marie: How was that? Elsie: The pillow slipped, the bed spread, and I fell through the mat- tress into the spring.

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R. H. S. 79 Wou1dn't you be surprised if:- Lois got her hair bobbed? Elsie wasn't in good spirits? Verna and Eugene weren't talking? We lost a base ball game? Casey and Eddie behaved in history? Freda ldidn't have her lesson? Miss VVhitnah: 'fWhat is soda water? Carl Sand: Five cents per glass. A banana peel is a sure sign of an early fall. You can always tell a Senior, He is so sedately dressed. You can always tell' a Junior, By the way he swells his chest. You can always tell a Freshman, By his timid looks and such. You can always tell a Sophomore, But you can't tell him much. Lost: near the cottage an umbrella by a man with bent ribs and a bone head. VVanted: to rent a room by an old lady with electric lights. XVanted: a boy who can open oysters with a reputation. NVanted: a boy to deliver eggs about sixteen years old. No Clara, they don't raise trucks in a truck garden. . Is It Correct, To remove your hat while having your hair cut? To start the car five minutes before time? To judge this annual by its merits, not its defects? To be smart but not tell everybody? To have at least one date a week and not more than eight? To laugh when your Prof. cracks a joke? ' Miss Cornwell: What makes Bloomington such a large city? Andy: Retired farmers. Question in cross-word puzzle. Lea: What's a word for a wooded land? Lava: Prairie Latin II class. Studying about a tribe called, Boil Miss Cornwell to Elsie While she was translating. Now bring intyour Boii Cboyl. Bright sayings of Fritz-Freda Imhoff : He was a manly man, who never said an unbeeoming word, and she never swearedf' Earl Sorg: Gee I had a funny dream last night. Eugene Z.: I know it, I saw you with her.