Roanoke Benson High School - Ro Vic Yearbook (Roanoke, IL)

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R. V. I-I. S. 73 JOKES To Whom It May Concern: When you read these jokes, don't go insane, Nor take the author's name in vain, For if we happen to pop you one, Remember that it 's all in fun. But if a sorehead you should be, Go tell your troubles to the faculty. Miss Whitnah Cin Bookkeeping Classj: Have any of you eighth grade Arithmetic Books you can bring to school? Andy: Yes Miss Whitnah: Well bring two if you have one. Nextdoor: What are you going to plant here, turnip seed or summer squash? Neighbor: What ever your chickens prefer. Teacher: Cleanliness is next to Godlinessf' Pupil: Then why is it wrong to swim on Sundays? Miss Whitnah Cin bookkeepingbz 4'VVhat is the difference between do- mestic and foreign exchange? Casey: Well foreign exchange has to go over water and domestic doesn't. Prof. Castelo: I see your jaw moving. Andy Zim.: Yes Prof. Castelo: Go throw it in the wastebasketf' Miss Cornwell: Harry, what is the first thing you do in writing a theme?' ' Harry: Get some paper. He Con street carb: Have you plenty of room, madam,? She: Yes, thank you. He: Then give me a little, please. Miss Kneale Cin Zoology Classb : Victor, of what use is the Elephant? Victor B: For Circusesf' Clarence Imhoff: What's wrong with your car? It always squeaks dreadfully. Lloyd S.: That can't be helped: you see there 's pig iron in the axles. Miss Cornwell: Can anyone tell me what states are noted for their mules? Casey: Yes the Balkan States. Right Miss Whitnah: Under what combination is gold released most quickly? Carl Sand: Marriage,

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R. V. H. S. Cbildren's Insurance Age 142 and Up Wonderful New Policy Issued by The New York Life Insurance Co. Limited to First Class Risks Only 355,000.00 if you die a natural death. 310,000.00 if you die by accident. If incapacitated for over three months by sickness or accident you yourself will re- ceive 3600.00 per year, for life if wholly and perman- ently disabled, which will be paid at the rate of 350.00 per month, with no further preniinins to be paid during such disability and in addition face of policy 135.- 000.00j paid at death or double face policy 15510,- 000.00j if you die as result of accident. This kind of insurance protects you whether you live or die, or have an accident, or fall ill, or are disabled. The best investment in the world today. lt takes the worry out of life. Issued in amounts up to 850,000.00 only. For full provisions see policy contract. For Further Information Phone A. J. DeWll..DE QR. T. Bnhmag, BRE. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Eyes Tested and Glasses Fitted Residence and Office Phone 79 Roanoke, Illinois SPA!-D' 6,5 CONF E CTI ONER Y se ' E3