Roanoke Benson High School - Ro Vic Yearbook (Roanoke, IL)

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R. V. I-I. S. 73 JOKES To Whom It May Concern: When you read these jokes, don't go insane, Nor take the author's name in vain, For if we happen to pop you one, Remember that it 's all in fun. But if a sorehead you should be, Go tell your troubles to the faculty. Miss Whitnah Cin Bookkeeping Classj: Have any of you eighth grade Arithmetic Books you can bring to school? Andy: Yes Miss Whitnah: Well bring two if you have one. Nextdoor: What are you going to plant here, turnip seed or summer squash? Neighbor: What ever your chickens prefer. Teacher: Cleanliness is next to Godlinessf' Pupil: Then why is it wrong to swim on Sundays? Miss Whitnah Cin bookkeepingbz 4'VVhat is the difference between do- mestic and foreign exchange? Casey: Well foreign exchange has to go over water and domestic doesn't. Prof. Castelo: I see your jaw moving. Andy Zim.: Yes Prof. Castelo: Go throw it in the wastebasketf' Miss Cornwell: Harry, what is the first thing you do in writing a theme?' ' Harry: Get some paper. He Con street carb: Have you plenty of room, madam,? She: Yes, thank you. He: Then give me a little, please. Miss Kneale Cin Zoology Classb : Victor, of what use is the Elephant? Victor B: For Circusesf' Clarence Imhoff: What's wrong with your car? It always squeaks dreadfully. Lloyd S.: That can't be helped: you see there 's pig iron in the axles. Miss Cornwell: Can anyone tell me what states are noted for their mules? Casey: Yes the Balkan States. Right Miss Whitnah: Under what combination is gold released most quickly? Carl Sand: Marriage,