Roanoke Benson High School - Ro Vic Yearbook (Roanoke, IL)

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R. v. H.: s. 1 87 Bright Sayings of the Faculty - Mr. Castelo ........,,.. .......,...................,.,............ ' 'Don't weep on somebody's shoulder. Miss Moore .,.......... .,,.............. ' 'A hint to the wise is sufficient. Miss Whitnah ........... .................. ' 'What is the equation for .... Miss Danahay ......... .........................i..................i...........ii.i...................,... ' 'Less noise girls. Miss Kneale ............,,., .............,.,.,,................ ' 'One more chance and then you Write. Miss Cornwell ....,.... Stop talking or you'll have to read a chapter in Bryce 's Commonwealth. ' ' Mr. Thompson ,,....., ...., ' 'Have you seen anything of the Tribune? Mr. Emrich ........... ..A. .............,........................ ' ' Well for goodness sakes! Miss Dorsey ...,,,,,......................,.......,.......,...,..................,..........W ,...,i...,,................r.. ' 'Well isn't that nice l Why does the giraffe have such a long neck? asked the teacher. Because its head is so far from its body, hopefully replied the boy. Father: What does this 60 mean on your exam paper? Daughter: I think that was the temperature of the room. Miss Cornwell: Andrew stop whispering. Andrew: I wasn't whispering. A Miss Cornwell: I could hear you without even looking up. Andrew: You sure have funny ears. I Flora C. : Do you know what the three books I like best are? Senior: No, Flora C.: Bank book, check book and pocket book. Thou shalt not pass ................i............. ................. ......................................... ........ T h e Faculty All great men are dying, I don't feel well myself ............... ........ C harles K. If ignorance is bliss-say aren't we happy ......i..i.....,,..,..............,........... v..... .,.. F r eshmen 'With all her faults we love her stilll-the stiller the better .................................... Anita Mr. Castelo: This is the fourth time you've looked on John's paper. Melvin: Yes sir, he doesn't write very plainly. Womens' faults are many Men have only two- Everything they say and everything they do. If Elsie Ruble knew what made the tower of Pisa lean she would try it too. Eddie Sand entered Spalding's restaurant and purchased an ice cream cone. He went out on the sidewalk to enjoy it. Presently he reappeared with the empty cone, and handing it to Mr. Spalding, said, Thank you for your VHSG. H Q: , J

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R. V. H. S. Elizabeth P.: I wonder what nationality Miss Dorsey is. Eddie W.: She said she was a Methodist. For Infomation on How to grow tall ........... See Edward VV. How to make love ............... ........, S ee Henrietta How to behave .......................................,....,.,.,..... ...,..........,....,. S ee Verna P. How to be late to school ...............................,. ....,.............. S ee Lois and Pat How to hand notebooks in on time ........,............................................. See Juanita F. How to be loyal ......,..,...............,...,.,.....................,......,.............. See Seniors and Faculty How to argue about anything or nothing ...............,.,.......,.......... See Carl Sand How to drive a taxi ..............,................,...............,.......,,..... ...............,... S ee Gearge H. How to study ..................................,,................ ............... .................,. S e e the Seniors How to .iiirt with Mr. Emrich ,...,.... ............ A sk Freshmen girls How to get thin .....................,........,.........,, ........,...........,.. A sk Henrietta How to get out an annual ..............,......... .................. I Ask the Seniors How to get pep .........,................,..............,................. ............ A sk the Freshmen How to make a holeless doughnut ............ .......... A sk Miss Donahay How to Work cross-word puzzles .,........... ,......... A sk Mr. Thompson How to translate Latin .............,...... .....,..... A sk Carl Sand How to act like an angel ........... ..... ...........,... A s k Marie G. I-Iow to work ....,.......,.........................................,........................... .......... I Ask Senior Boys What kind of people live in Boston ........................... . How to reduce a double chin to a single one .. .'.............,. Correct time ,.....................,. .....,. ,... ..... ,................,........,........,,.........,.... .....,...... Where to get mints and gum ...................................................... Ask Miss Moore Ask Martha P. Ask Mr. Emrich Ask Lava and Elsie Young Man: I came to see if there was any opening for me. Stenographer: Yes there 's one right behind you, close it as you go out. Are there springs in the ocean bed? Are tish crazy when they go in Seine? Can an old hen sing her lay? Can you bring relief to a window pane? What kind of vegetable is a policeman's beat? Is a newspaper white when read? Is a baker broke when he 's kneading dough? If you ate a square meal would the corners hurt? Can you dig with the ace of spades? Would you throw a rope to a drowning lemon, just to give a lemon aid? Edna elephant ? Flora : : Flora do you know the difference between a peanut and an 77 No, tell me. A Edna I'd hate to send you for peanuts then.