Roanoke Benson High School - Ro Vic Yearbook (Roanoke, IL)

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R. V. H. S. 85 Melvin: I'm not going to study anymore, you gave me a zero and I even explained one problem. Miss Kneale: How do you know I gave you a zero? Melvin: By the way you looked. tMust have looked pretty blankj Teacher: Jimmie, correct this sentence, 'Our teacher am in sight.' Jimmie: Our teacher am a sight. The world will end when:- Freda fails to say something in class. Charles K. has a date. Eddie VVyeneth grows. Thelma Oyer weighs fifty. Henrietta S. becomes a blond. Andy stops growing. Lloyd Studer loses his sonorous voice. Emrich isn't popular. Thompson has a grouch. We lose a baseball game. Carl Sand stops arguing. We have a football game. We don't get a laugh out of English. Marie G. can read. Juanita doesn't say something brilliant. Lois McCauley has straight hair. Elsie Cgiving a report in Home Ec. IV on leather and glovesj : A cheap -grade of gloves, when washed, come apart and run. Mauretta Cworking a cross-word puzzlej : What are tailless monkeys? Fannie Beer: ' ' People. VVhen do the leaves begin to turn? Dumbell: The night before exams. Mr. Emrich: What is a scrub Cmeaning a pigl? Eugene: It's a game like playing ball. Policeman: Did you steal that rug? Hobo: No a lady gave it to me and told me to beat it. The last time that I was in camp, said Private Jimson, the temper- ature on three successive nights dropped to zero. That's nothing, said an old soldier, that's nothing. What's nothing? asked Jimson, indignantly. Zero! replied the old soldier, as he made for the door.:

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R. v. H.: s. 1 87 Bright Sayings of the Faculty - Mr. Castelo ........,,.. .......,...................,.,............ ' 'Don't weep on somebody's shoulder. Miss Moore .,.......... .,,.............. ' 'A hint to the wise is sufficient. Miss Whitnah ........... .................. ' 'What is the equation for .... Miss Danahay ......... .........................i..................i...........ii.i...................,... ' 'Less noise girls. Miss Kneale ............,,., .............,.,.,,................ ' 'One more chance and then you Write. Miss Cornwell ....,.... Stop talking or you'll have to read a chapter in Bryce 's Commonwealth. ' ' Mr. Thompson ,,....., ...., ' 'Have you seen anything of the Tribune? Mr. Emrich ........... ..A. .............,........................ ' ' Well for goodness sakes! Miss Dorsey ...,,,,,......................,.......,.......,...,..................,..........W ,...,i...,,................r.. ' 'Well isn't that nice l Why does the giraffe have such a long neck? asked the teacher. Because its head is so far from its body, hopefully replied the boy. Father: What does this 60 mean on your exam paper? Daughter: I think that was the temperature of the room. Miss Cornwell: Andrew stop whispering. Andrew: I wasn't whispering. A Miss Cornwell: I could hear you without even looking up. Andrew: You sure have funny ears. I Flora C. : Do you know what the three books I like best are? Senior: No, Flora C.: Bank book, check book and pocket book. Thou shalt not pass ................i............. ................. ......................................... ........ T h e Faculty All great men are dying, I don't feel well myself ............... ........ C harles K. If ignorance is bliss-say aren't we happy ......i..i.....,,..,..............,........... v..... .,.. F r eshmen 'With all her faults we love her stilll-the stiller the better .................................... Anita Mr. Castelo: This is the fourth time you've looked on John's paper. Melvin: Yes sir, he doesn't write very plainly. Womens' faults are many Men have only two- Everything they say and everything they do. If Elsie Ruble knew what made the tower of Pisa lean she would try it too. Eddie Sand entered Spalding's restaurant and purchased an ice cream cone. He went out on the sidewalk to enjoy it. Presently he reappeared with the empty cone, and handing it to Mr. Spalding, said, Thank you for your VHSG. H Q: , J