Roanoke Benson High School - Ro Vic Yearbook (Roanoke, IL)

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R. V. H. S. 85 Melvin: I'm not going to study anymore, you gave me a zero and I even explained one problem. Miss Kneale: How do you know I gave you a zero? Melvin: By the way you looked. tMust have looked pretty blankj Teacher: Jimmie, correct this sentence, 'Our teacher am in sight.' Jimmie: Our teacher am a sight. The world will end when:- Freda fails to say something in class. Charles K. has a date. Eddie VVyeneth grows. Thelma Oyer weighs fifty. Henrietta S. becomes a blond. Andy stops growing. Lloyd Studer loses his sonorous voice. Emrich isn't popular. Thompson has a grouch. We lose a baseball game. Carl Sand stops arguing. We have a football game. We don't get a laugh out of English. Marie G. can read. Juanita doesn't say something brilliant. Lois McCauley has straight hair. Elsie Cgiving a report in Home Ec. IV on leather and glovesj : A cheap -grade of gloves, when washed, come apart and run. Mauretta Cworking a cross-word puzzlej : What are tailless monkeys? Fannie Beer: ' ' People. VVhen do the leaves begin to turn? Dumbell: The night before exams. Mr. Emrich: What is a scrub Cmeaning a pigl? Eugene: It's a game like playing ball. Policeman: Did you steal that rug? Hobo: No a lady gave it to me and told me to beat it. The last time that I was in camp, said Private Jimson, the temper- ature on three successive nights dropped to zero. That's nothing, said an old soldier, that's nothing. What's nothing? asked Jimson, indignantly. Zero! replied the old soldier, as he made for the door.:

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ECHO Confidence in Advertising TRUTH begets Confidence and it is Confidence that has built this store's esteem. We have been speaking to the people through the press, telling them of our store, its SERVICE and its QUALITY merchandise. Every ad that We write is a statement of facts concerning mer- chandise that We know Will meet the requirements of men and young men. We talk to you through our ads and we are just as careful to Write the TRUTH as we would be to speak the TRUTH to you in person. We are proud of the prestige of our ads as is shown in our in- creased business. Back of Our Advertising is Quality Merchandise R I L E Y B R O S. HTHE sromz FOR MEN Roanoke Electric Barber Shop P. J. HUSSEMAN, Prop. For Ladies, Gentlemen and Children Ladies Hair Bobbed Any Style Electric Messages and Shampoos Electric Hair Dryer Phone 46' Jacob Sand --- Billiard Hall ICE CREAM - CIGARS - CANDY Roanoke, Illinois SS E

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ECHO Established 1881 The Oldest in Roanoke Roanoke Hardware Co. Phone 78 I Hardware, Stoves, Tinware, Wagons, Farm Implements, Paints, Oils, Seeds, Garden Tools, Cutlery, i Radio Phones, And Supplies. l HEATING PLANTS We are prepared to furnish and install any kind of Heating Plant, Steam, Hot Water, or Hot Air F N We Furnish Complete PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS oUR woRK SPEAKS FoR ITSELF K' 6'W'm l'M'?'ff mJ V m 'J sw as Licensed Plumbers M' me A I- J I-.I ig: wllvcf-resrzx sms nf f sa A'