Riverside Military Academy - Bayonet Yearbook (Gainesville, GA)

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1958 FAC GENERAL SANDY BEAVER PresidenfL The first to enter my mind is the President of R. M. A. tREg Mop Apartments; General Sandy Young-at-Heart Beager,1 W 0 now brags Oi of RiverSIde's fiftleth year. Gold engraved 1p omas this year? lFive dollars extraq c: . . Next is our beloved superintendenta Colonel John Dlm-Dim- the-Lights Beaver, who cant take a h1nt for Saturday nights. . I guess now I will put in a plug l1 shouldn t have to; he 15 everywhere he shouldn't be at the wrong t1me.i fpr our wonderful commandant, Major I'm-Walking May. He Stlll hasnt stopped A Companyls nightly hall parties. a , Our registrar is, and has been for many years, Colonel Ini- Gonna-Sit-Right-Down-and-Write-Myself-egLetter'ld Mooney, who IS still holdin the chalk while ou write t e recor . COL JAMES K. MOONEY Colonel lgkeed Transfusionx' Brown is still making predictions, not promises, for the Florida weather. , . Our dean, Colonel Turner Love-Me-or-Leave-Me Garner, stlll firmly believes that the pen is mightier than the sword. tWe be- lieve it, tooD Colonel llMy-Wild-Irish-Rose Mullaly, transplanted into River- side thirty years ago, is still sprouting tor spoutingi progress with the French and Latin students. . Major llLet's-Have-a-Party Allen is our activities director who made speedy progress in finding a substitute for Miss Harris's School. Colonel Crying-in-the-Chapel Moore is still one of the prob- lems with English scholars. Colonel Flat-Top Alexander has retired from .physics to give the algebra students a whirl. Colonel llYou-All-Come Curtis still promotes student support for our teams. tThe teams get our support any wayh Colonel Itls-Howdy-Doody-Time Wallace still reigns over those wild mixed-up juniors, with help from such notables as Captain llHup-Two-Three-Four Lane, Lieutenant llLove Call Sechrist, Lleutenant April Showers Bowden, and Lieutenant Organ Grinder Smith. Major llWharn-Bam Lee has troubles this year with fireworks afteif taps, contlnues to provide English troubles for Seniors and Junlors. Miss. Are-You-from-DixieP Wily is back again with her infamous dynamite pllls as the South,s a1d 1n the Civil War at Riversidex Registrar COL. JOHN C. MOORE Assisfanl fo the Presidenf Commandant MAJOR E. c. MAY h LT. COL. ARTHUR c. WALLACE . Principal, Junior High COL. T. F. GARNER Dean The BAYONET pays final tribute to Colonel Garner whose death on March 9, 1958, was a shock to all at Riverside.

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S E S S A IL C E H T TERM ACADEMIC HONORS AWARDED BY COLONEL BEAVER

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iHCULTY COLONEL J. L. BEAVER Superintendenf 0-5.9 Captain Hey-There Tucker keeps a watchful eye for those 2 M annex travellers with help from the Goggle-Eyed Greek. Major Sheets is still another English problem. 9,11 Captain uI-Ailft-Given-Up-Yet Ball is providing rhythm for .m Freemalfs Follies every Sunday. iReference: see Daily BullU 3c A Mister iiSwing-It Heon is instructing those would-be golfers. ., 5.: ; Captain WVhispering-Bells Dooley has been issued a new set of .; .. aw; rules concerning the operation of the slumber room. Colonel iiIn-the-Mood Davis is our new physics instructor Who keeps us well informed on Sputnik. Captain iiUnexpeCted-Interlude Gabas has brought the Spanish inHuence to Riverside. Major iiAll-Shook-Up Bolekey formed smoking ring. DCP'; 5- Jf- :31??? '9 Of 0 EICS Colonel Shake, Rattle, and-Roll Crisp continues to have trou- ble with Cadet Frapp. Captain Hear-That-Band Timm plagues the MST III scholars this year. s s Others heading the military staff are Lieutenant Long-Tall- Vi Sally Edmonds, Sergeant Peacock, Sergeant Poteat, Sergeant Bell, ii V' Sergeant Hamlin, and Sergeant Sheuerman. . Next is our notable celebrity Captain iiCab-Callaway Kalb, Who -' V79 is still dreaming of last years bus ride. rutftiS Captain Braxton and Captain Almazan are both ramming Span- ish into us students. ' Lieutenant Rufus King tries his hand at handball. Captain McGeachie takes on English. ., :1 : Lieutenant Porter has proved to be an excellent chemistry in- structor. .rszrrt Major iiWake-the-Town-and-Arrest-the-People Skarda gives the math students a hard time. MAJOR L. E. ALLEN ,. fed: Major Strader dominates history and still complains that his ADifedOT 0f Admies , , SSIsfanf Commandanf , ,; 7m nose gets 1n hls way. V- swam Major Starner is the new Commercial' instructor. 5,...33 Lieutenant Waiting-in-School Gilmore came through with an . excellent gym team. . writs Lieutenant Still keeps the biology class informed. Major Oldham still pounds geometry into his students with his faithful meter stick. Captain hButterball Maginnis and Captain My-One-Sin,' Pax- ton turned out a fine football team. Last is our nomination for the annual Faculty thciency Award, Captain iTm-Not-a-Know-It-All Trice, who still runs the Bookie store and makes a scrabble game of the daily mail. . nuts 'n v m . s lvV-Htu; COLONEL T. L. ALEXANDER Chairman, Discipline Commiffee Left X . LT. COL. 'REED M. BROWNix Assisfanf Principal ix Righf LT. COL. J. J. MULLALY Assistant Principal