Riverbend School for Girls - Vox Fluminis Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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24 Vox Fluminis ,fl Ll 0 . ir!! 5 - : G ffl? N : ,Q 1' uh ss!!! Mrs. Sadler: What are one's last teeth called? Rilla: False teeth. Ik ll' ll Joanie: Did my clock stop when it hit the floor? Mary Mac: Sure! Did you expect it to go right on through! IF :lf if Didi: I spent last year in a pretty city in Switzerland. Maxine: Berne? Didi: Oh no! I nearly froze. if ik ll' Marilyn: Aren't you going to stay out and play? Rilla: No, I have to go home and help mother with my homework. if fl' Ik B, J.: I once caught a fish that was three yards long. I never saw such a fish. Perk: And I believe you. Pk if ll! Miss Martin: What is a polygon? Jean K.: A dead parrot. lk if ll' Cara Joy: Does water ever stop running down hill? Donna P.: Yes, when it reaches the bottom. IK 4' lk George: Do you know the difference between walking and a taxi? Grace: No. George: Swell, Weill walk. HF lk 41 Liz-Arm: Did you know that a scientist dis- covered that singing made the blood warm? Mr. Bancroft: I ,believe that your singing would make anyon-e's lolood boil. you? lk if li Lois: When! does it seem that a chair dislikes June: When it can't bear you. lk if wk Marion: What is the difference between a hill and a pill? Phyllis: A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down, Miss Baker: Where is Washington? Eileen: II-Ie's dead. Been dead for quite a while. Miss Baker: No, I mean the capital of the Uni- ted States. Eileen: Oh, that went for Lend Lease. HK 'll HR Mrs. Reid pinching lStepheni's knee: And who has nice dimpled pink legs? Stephen: Betty Grable. ll! HF if Phyllis H.: I'm like Napoleon. Barbara: Why? Phyllis: I went down in history. al' IF if Mrs. Lowe: How much water goes over Niagara Falls to the quart? Dulcie Ann: Two pints. Ill if Ill Clem. When you throw a stone in the river what does it come out to be? Cecily Ann: Wet. 1? lk lk Miss Burns: What is the difference between a cat and a match? Mona: A cat lights on its feet and a match on its head, if ill 3 Mary McK.: When is a door not a door? Marjorie L.: When its ajar. III it ill Ann: When Margaret MCM. gets her stockings on inside oult, what does Mrs. Munroe want to do? Amy: Turn the hose on her. ik ik lk Marion A.: What do you mean by telling every- one, I'm deaf and dumb. 'Shirley D.: I never said you were deaf. , 4: sf if Riverbend Chant We spend our dough on ibeauty aids We heed the latest fads: Now, 'where are all those handsome males They promised in those ads?

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