Rising Sun High School - Sol Orien Yearbook (Rising Sun, IN)

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X I . . -. V ' 1 Nr . - - , . - H- .. , Xmlif- ' ' - g f s 5 l Hazel P.: Where do you come from? Noel W.: Rabbit Hash, Hazel P.: Oh, that's the place where they feed the cows ground glass so that the milk will come out in bottles. N M-.-..1..ol.-. Mr. Ross mixed his beans with honey: He did it all his life 'Twas not because he liked the taste, It held them on his knife. ' .-..-..iio1.. Meredith M.: ls your father an Elk? Esther B.: l don't know, why? Meredith M.: l just wondered, you are a dear yourself. .1T1-.-0 -1- Mr. Rigot: My but you're dumb. Why don't you use an encyclopedia? Frank B.: The pedal-s hurt my feet. Mr, Turner: l'm afraid l'll have to write your dad about your Algebra. Glen. Glen: My, but he'll be mad because you see he's been doing all my work lately. iinl o Minister: Roy, l suppose you hold a very favorable position in your class. Roy G.: Oh, yes, l sit close by the teacher's desk. 1.,-,Q- .. Dog sitting in the street Looking awful lonely Along came a Ford Honkl Honkl---Boloney. Mig.- -1 Time:-l 1:30. Place:-Dark Street. Owl:-Who-oo-o-ol Clyde B. :--l'm my mama's little boy, who are you? 1.10-M.-. Mr. Williamson: Say, you can't smoke in this building. Fresh: Who's smokin'? Mr. Williamson: Well, you've got your pipe in your mouth, Fresh: Yes, and you've got your pants on and you're not panting, o Mr- Ross: fln physio, classl. Wade, you may name all the ligaments in the knee. Wade: CAfter naming twol. That's all I can think of. Mr. Ross: There's more than two, you must be knock-kneed. R. S.IIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 19 'I'lllllllllllllIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH . S.

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x ' ' - X 52' ' . . 5-6: :E E N S -- - V . ,- . LA ..,-,,, -. K l FIRST AID Gertrude N.: I spilled some sulphuric acid on my hand. Gracious. what shall I do? Gussie W.: Read Carlyle's Essay on Burns. o William W.: Dad, would you like for me to save you a dollar? Dad: Yes, why? William W.: You said you'd give me a dollar if I brought home a good report card. Dad: So I did. ' William W.: But I cIidn't. o My Dear, called Mrs. Turner from the next room, what are you opening that can with? - Mr. Turner: With a can opener: what do you suppose? Mrs. Turner: I thought from the remarks that you was opening it with a prayer, -' o Voice Over the Phone: Are: you the lady that washes? Miss Monroe: Noj Voice Over the Phone: Oh you dirty thing. o You can wanider in the U. S. A., but you must go to Italy to Rome. ...i.-0-..1-- Ivan Ryle says his idea of a joke is to receive a postal card saying. Enclosed find ten dollars I owe you. o john T.: ls a vessel a boat? Mr. Ross: Why, yes, er, I guess so. John T.: What kind of a boat is a blood vessel? Mr. Ross: A life. boat. john T.: Yes, sir. o Wilfred S.: Look out, clon't touch my clothes. You will get a shock Austin: Why? Q Wilfred S.: They're charged.. 1.l-o.i.i1- Wilfred S.: May I borrow your Ford to go down town? Austin: No, its coils are damp. There's some due fdewl on them. -i1T.o1..l.l A girl can 'be gay in a little coupe: In a taxi cab may be jolly, But the girl worth while, Is the girl with a smile When you takeiher home in a trolley. R. S.IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 1 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I IIlIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH . S O I

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x ' ' i . . , Q -vs, . . :5.m.f,.. .0 iv . .. . ,- 'vzn-a. I- I I .C . Y ' .Jn V f cw., 'w-:gen-J., tlfri' ' Ai.'f'Q'E..---'r 'f ., 2 1'- 't '2- 4 Y. . -f.-. ., p Q-f Ns . Lucien L.: All extremely bright men are conceited, anyway. Samuel H.: Not necessarily: l'm not- ...-- 0....1..i. Carl D.: Miss Hines, l hate to leave school: l'm indebted to you for all l know. Miss Hines: l hate to see you leave, but d0n't mention the other-lt's a mere trifle, l'm sure. iivninnll-0 Mr. Ross: What kind of music is in Victrola records? Edith D.: Canned. l think. Mr. Turner: Have you kept up with your studies? Virgil K.: Yes, but l haven't passed them yet. o Hugh R: Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shut? Dad: Yes, of course I can. b Hugh R.: l don't believe it, but try it on this report card and prove to me you can, -l1 -o Roy G.: Oh, l beg your pardon- I d.dn't mean to walk on your feel. Hilbert F.: Oh, that's all riglit. l walk on them myself. DQ .. -0i1..i. Floyd T.: Speaking of electricity-that makes me think. e Alta C.: Really? lsn't it wonderful what electricity can do? 1...-.Q. 1 Mr. Rigot: Who was the first man? Leo M.: George Washington. Firstin war. First in peace, First in -- Mr. Rigot: You are wrong. Adam was the first man. Leo. M.: Well why didn't you tell me you were talking about foreigners? ..... 0i4....- Senior: Have you been up before Mr. Turner, yet? Freshie: I don't know. What time does he get up? ....--l-0i........1 Mr. Tucker: What can you tell me about yesterday's lesson? Hazel P.: I haven't got that far yet. l...i.,0li..i- Miss Monroe: What colors would you use to paint a storm scene without clouds? - Gertrude B. The storm rose a'i1d the wind blue. 1...,o.i.. If a freshman comes to l, l beats, and cuffs, and smites him. And if he chooses to cry, What's that to l, l bites him. A Soph. R. S.llllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIHIIHIIHIIII'IIIIIIIlllllllIIIHIIHIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIllIlIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIlllllIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIH. S.