Rising Sun High School - Sol Orien Yearbook (Rising Sun, IN)

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x ' ' - X 52' ' . . 5-6: :E E N S -- - V . ,- . LA ..,-,,, -. K l FIRST AID Gertrude N.: I spilled some sulphuric acid on my hand. Gracious. what shall I do? Gussie W.: Read Carlyle's Essay on Burns. o William W.: Dad, would you like for me to save you a dollar? Dad: Yes, why? William W.: You said you'd give me a dollar if I brought home a good report card. Dad: So I did. ' William W.: But I cIidn't. o My Dear, called Mrs. Turner from the next room, what are you opening that can with? - Mr. Turner: With a can opener: what do you suppose? Mrs. Turner: I thought from the remarks that you was opening it with a prayer, -' o Voice Over the Phone: Are: you the lady that washes? Miss Monroe: Noj Voice Over the Phone: Oh you dirty thing. o You can wanider in the U. S. A., but you must go to Italy to Rome. ...i.-0-..1-- Ivan Ryle says his idea of a joke is to receive a postal card saying. Enclosed find ten dollars I owe you. o john T.: ls a vessel a boat? Mr. Ross: Why, yes, er, I guess so. John T.: What kind of a boat is a blood vessel? Mr. Ross: A life. boat. john T.: Yes, sir. o Wilfred S.: Look out, clon't touch my clothes. You will get a shock Austin: Why? Q Wilfred S.: They're charged.. 1.l-o.i.i1- Wilfred S.: May I borrow your Ford to go down town? Austin: No, its coils are damp. There's some due fdewl on them. -i1T.o1..l.l A girl can 'be gay in a little coupe: In a taxi cab may be jolly, But the girl worth while, Is the girl with a smile When you takeiher home in a trolley. R. S.IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 1 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I IIlIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH . S O I

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' Ko . , ,f at ' al ' , 'C S sw ENE fi S X -ar' at .Ns-'J I X:-Ts' :lT,g,,,-EEL s5 F hM4:.jg'j -K '- ..,'---I-e..,:'.:w-f': 'T:-'--W Evolution Freshie: I don't know. Soph: I don't remember, junior: l don't just recall that point. Senior: l don't know that l can add anything to what has been said. i..l...-0...1..-- Juniors and Seniors were born for great deeds, Sophomores were born for small, But someone will have to tell us, Why Freshmen were born at all. ........-O..-..1. joe S: l think a street car just passed. Lena C.: How do you know? Joe S.: I see it's tracks. o -ii..-.Lili Floyd T.: Say something soft and sweet to me, dearest. Elberta C.: Custard pie. 1.1m-.0-i.-.1 Little Boy: Look ma, the circus has come to town, see the clowns. Mother: Hush Johnnie, those are not clowns, they're high school juniors. o Wade L.: What's the height of your ambition? William B.: She's a little over five feet. o fshe from Holton? : If our boys make another goal l just know l'Il stand on my head. Cliilburne from Rising Sun? : We want a goal! o Sympathetic One: My poor man, you weep every time the High School Band plays the Rifle Rangers Are you a soldier? Poor Man: No, lady, l'm a musician. o Cussie: Mom, on what grounds do you object to Carl? Mom: On any grounds within a mile of the house. .-lmgmil.. Mr. Rigot: Who was the greatest man Greece ever produced? Eugene E.: Perculator. o Mr, Ross: What causes malaria? Wade: Too much night air. Alberta R.: I hear you have the mumps. Louise P.: No, l have a mump. o Latin as well as History repeats itself, said Miss Alexander, as she Hunked the entire Caesar class, R. S.IIIIIIIIIIHIlllllllllllllIIIIIllIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIII1 IIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII llllllllllll H' S.

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X I . . -. V ' 1 Nr . - - , . - H- .. , Xmlif- ' ' - g f s 5 l Hazel P.: Where do you come from? Noel W.: Rabbit Hash, Hazel P.: Oh, that's the place where they feed the cows ground glass so that the milk will come out in bottles. N M-.-..1..ol.-. Mr. Ross mixed his beans with honey: He did it all his life 'Twas not because he liked the taste, It held them on his knife. ' .-..-..iio1.. Meredith M.: ls your father an Elk? Esther B.: l don't know, why? Meredith M.: l just wondered, you are a dear yourself. .1T1-.-0 -1- Mr. Rigot: My but you're dumb. Why don't you use an encyclopedia? Frank B.: The pedal-s hurt my feet. Mr, Turner: l'm afraid l'll have to write your dad about your Algebra. Glen. Glen: My, but he'll be mad because you see he's been doing all my work lately. iinl o Minister: Roy, l suppose you hold a very favorable position in your class. Roy G.: Oh, yes, l sit close by the teacher's desk. 1.,-,Q- .. Dog sitting in the street Looking awful lonely Along came a Ford Honkl Honkl---Boloney. Mig.- -1 Time:-l 1:30. Place:-Dark Street. Owl:-Who-oo-o-ol Clyde B. :--l'm my mama's little boy, who are you? 1.10-M.-. Mr. Williamson: Say, you can't smoke in this building. Fresh: Who's smokin'? Mr. Williamson: Well, you've got your pipe in your mouth, Fresh: Yes, and you've got your pants on and you're not panting, o Mr- Ross: fln physio, classl. Wade, you may name all the ligaments in the knee. Wade: CAfter naming twol. That's all I can think of. Mr. Ross: There's more than two, you must be knock-kneed. R. S.IIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 19 'I'lllllllllllllIllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH . S.