Rider University - Shadow Yearbook (Lawrenceville, NJ)

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hours and come back in two days only if you feel sick. Student 412: My arm hurts something awful. Doctor: Have you had x-rays taken? Student it2: No, Ijust hurt it over in the gym. Doctor: Can you drive? Student it 2: What's driving got to do with it? Doctor: I'd like you to go to the hospital, have your arm X-rayed and then we'II chat. Student 112: But you won't be here when I get back. Doctor: You know, I hadn't even thought about that. Doctor: Yes, I'Il be glad to help you with whatever medi- cal problem you have. Student ii 3: You see Doc, lthink I'm getting pregnant. Doctor: Getting? Student 413: Getting! I've been having intercourse on a pretty regular basis lately and unfortunately haven't been as safe as I should have been. Doctor: I still don't understand. Student 413: It's like this. I can't see my doctor at home Cmy folks would kill melj, and around here, I just don't have the money to afford a visit. Besides I would have no way of getting there . . . unless security would be willing to take me and pick me up? Doctor: No, I don't think that is the solution. But I'm sorry, I can't help you either. lt's just not in my bag to help students screw around. gg: :1: :,: ::: Student 1124: Help, I need somebody. Help, not just any- body. EPILOGUE This drama ends with Student 114 collapsing to the floor and dying. It was late in the night, and as everybody knows, the doctor only has hours from 10-12. Afterward, the nurses can help until the evening, and you're pretty much on your own from that point on! CFADE OUTJ SQ ' .... so - -iitg-1. if? 2 L15 ,, ,,,,, S-frail' gr' N M A ' . ' - I I I 1 in IIE: I 'E 3 YQ 11 ' I 3 It 3 - ll rin- I nl :Q--4 5-- E ggi I Sgr!! u ii IU: '1 - Nui f'-gli :il 'l'-5 ij' ii Zigi K. . Q I-fe l .3-94? ,f 1 , . xl . 11 .1 V . , , , ' .. ., S ,' I ff W.:,:Q.ff ' ' ' ' I I D A ,f .1 i.,, 5L, . .2 .gm ' ' :Q- :T '- . . ,f -I-iff- -r . ' ' rs.,-P' .Li ' ,.,- 131 ' t .5 4 . ,iii N . I 'L' ' i ' i -4 J P f ' x ri? .5 I. li I I , 'Q . J ' 'ff 1,32 'V ,XJ I X i-50 4... :Ji A 121

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'tri C'MON SNOOPY- CUT US A BREAK! We have a bone to pick. A bone with puppy lovers. It's time that all canine owners on campus are collared and forced to do something about the problem that their pets have created. Little dogs may be cute and cuddly, but they still must go about their daily ablutions. We do not desire to unleash a new problem on campus but we feel that the situation is just blooming out of proportion. It seems funny to complain about such a nuisance that would not have been plaguing us two years ago, but the fact is that it does exist. When the Student Senate granted permission to keep pets on campus, it's doubtful that it expected such a menagerie to be created. The grass around the campus is becoming covered with ani- mal excrement. People should walk their dogs where no one else will be sitting, walking or playing football. We have nothing against dogs nor the people who own them, but a health hazard may be in the making and we are trying to prevent it. It is not inconceivable that before long Rider may have the best grass around due to the abundance of fertilizer. We realize that a dog owner can't go around picking up after his dog but at least he can have Fido drop it in the right place. We can see it now-a security cop riding across the Park on horseback ticketing owners of dogs without licenses or those who have violated the sanitation codes. May we suggest that dogs be walked to or trained to head for the grassy area along Student Drive when they hear nature's call or have them head into the bushes where people wouldn't walk. Why not give the non-dog owners on campus a new leash on life. They must put up with the dogsg why make them put up with the accessories. si Rider News Editorial October 30, 1970