Rider High School - Raider Yearbook (Wichita Falls, TX)

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101 Uses for a Student Handbook What To Do After You Read It he other day in class we were handed our stu- dent handbook. Sure, it has lots of very impor- tant information about the dress code, classes requirements, conduct, and elections, but there must be more you can do with it. I mean why spend all this money on something that is usually read once and then forgotten? Well, here are 101 things to do with this hardy little book, but we,re sure you can think of even more. 1. Toilet paper 2. Facial tissue 3. Paper weight 4. Put underneath a table to unwobble it. 5. Use as a cover for Cliffs Notes. 6. Placemats. 7. Use as pad- ding when going to get licks . 8. Use pages for paper airplanes. 9. Use as kindling for a fire. 10. As a weapon. ll. A creed to live by. 12. To line a bird cage. 13. to train Puppy on. 14. As lens paper for glasses. 15. To write notes on. 16. As napkins for the cafeteria food. 17. As beverage coaster. 18. As a door stop. 19. Put Sara Poff discovers another use for the handbook. underneath a car when stuck. 20. Flyswatter. 21. As a door mat. 22. Use underneath furniture legs to keep carpet from being crushed. 23. Use as a sun- visor. 24. Make fun camp crafts out of them. 25. Use as Christmas tree ornaments. 26. Scrape ac- cess gravy off soybean steak. 27. Wallpaper room with cover. 28. Use as a trivia book to play games with. 29. Pooperscooper. 30. Use as art palet. 31. Use as potholders. 32. Ex- amine it, read it, memorize it, and study it for finals. 33. Use it as a dustpan. 34. Collect and trade with friends from schools. 35. Use as a backscratcher. 36. Use it as a frisbee. 37. Make paper dolls out of it. 38. Use it as a teething ring for younger siblings. 39. Frame it and hang on wall as art. 40. Use it as a fan. 41. Wrap and give as gifts. 42. Set up a booth and sell them to jr. high kids at the mall. 43. Use as conversa- tion piece at parties. 44. Strap to feet and use for snowshoes. 45. Roll it up and use for musical instru- ment. 46. Roll it up and use for megaphone. 47. Use it as a sink stopper. 48. Chew on it while on diets. 49. Use it to plan your wardrobe Cdress- codel. 50. Sit on and use for a sled. 51. Stack and use as booster seat at Lubyls. 52. Stock pile in locker and sell it back to school. 53. Walk around with it on your head for model training. 54. Shred and use as bedding for gerbel. 55. Use as a pet chewy toy. 57. Tear up XX. 26 lStudent Handbook Feature

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Anniversary Feature 1961 On a Thursday afternoon at Rider High School, we find Sandra and Judy discussing their plans for the evening. Sandra: Gee Judy, I canlt believe it is already Thursday. Judy: Yea, and time for another football vic- tory. Did you go to the Ethic's Commission meeting'?,, Sandra: I sure did. Boy, I was lost with all those people there, we sure missed you. Judy: g'Well, I had to go to a Future Business Leaders meeting, guess what I heard! Sandra: What? Judy: Jerry gets to take his popls car tonight, won't that be swell! Sandra: By golly, I can't wait! Judy: See ya later alligator. Sandra: 'sAfter while crocodile. Twenty flve years ago, Rider was built with pride, and then the spirit came