Richmond Womans College - Puffs and Patches Yearbook (Richmond, VA)

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' Y. Xlffarren tat the tablej-- .l think l had rather be married than stay at Woman's College. Senior l-listory Girl- The American people raised cotton and sent the wool to England. - Miss Clift- I-low far have we gotten in the outline ? L. B. G.- lo the excavations lexplorationl of Cabot. I-I.. S.-i'Miss Clift, did you ever take fencing ? Miss Chft- No, but l used to fence a lot. Teacher- I have an uncle named Nathaniel Green. First Girl- Oh, we have lots of Green folks in Mathews county, where I came from. Second Girl- Fvidently.'' L. VV.- Mamie, why are you crying? Mamie A.-- Boo-hoo, I just can't help itg this is the hrst time I have seen the moon since I left home. L. XN7.+ Cheer up. that is the town clock you see. J. N. J. to E. P. bl. and R. K. B.- Girls, I would like to know the number of steps I go up and down every day. but shucks! there's not enough numbers in the alphabet to calculate that. Someone asked Merle Wfesterman who invented the printing press. She replied. Paxton ING: wonder how she got the two mixed. Josephine Rose got sea-sick CSeayl the night of R. C. Glee Club concert. A. M. sl.- Elizabeth, you always. get things confused backwardsff Virginia Cficlwina and Virginia discussing religionj- Well, Ilm Methodist, but I was immersed. i l c Edwina- Shucks! you ought to be a Baptist and be baptised like me. IO7

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p jokes Ruth B.- Well, money certainly talks. i Rose B. Csacllyj- Maybe it does, but all it ever said to me was 'good-bye.' Mary Reams tpassing a pile of crushed stone on the streetj-- Oh, Professor Reinhardt, look at that white coal. ' Mrs. Martin- Kathleen, do you want to go to hear Shumann-Heink P Kathleen B.- I don't know, Mrs. Marting when will he be here ?', Miss Vlfalker Qfinishing a lecture on the use of slangj- Girls, you must not use slangg you must 'cut it out.' H. S. B.- We have the biggest snakes in South Carolina you ever saw. My father and another negro man killed a big one last summer. Miss Walker Cin English class writing vir on the boardj explained to the class that manliness came from that word meaning man, remarked, 'fGirls, this is the most inter t' t ' es ing study we can take up. Teacher- What important thing happened in ISIS ? I M.'A- '--- ' ' amie . NV e l l, they stopped Hghtmg warf' Teacher- How was Queen Mary received as Queen of England ?,' Evelyn DI.- They were mighty glad to see herf, Beulah H How do k .- .. you ma e 'Divinity Fudge P' Hortense P.- VVell, first you get some Karo syrup and- Beulah H.- Ch, I can get some of that at HllHtC1',S.,, B. G.-- Are you a Philathea ? N. L.- No, I'm an Episcopalianf' I.,G. Gsborne- Next winter I am going to 'Rubviat' Cmeaning Mardi Grasj. ' . ' . A. I.+ VVhy, I didn't know they allowed Gentiles in Protestant churches. I- S.- Pont you know, there's a tombstone in Hollywood with 1497 on it? E- H-- Well, Clld you ever, when America wasn't discovered until 1642.,' If the moon rose, would Virginia Sem' it? No, but Edith Tflfood. ' 106

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