Richmond High School - Treasure Chest Yearbook (Rockingham, NC)

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Compliments of C. H. SMITHERMAN OIL COMPANY Pfofffown, N. C. ELKIN HIGHWAY Phone WA-4-2400 SLATE FUNERAL HOME In cose of sickness or death Day we ore ot your service or Night Ambulance Service Phone YUkon 3-8195 SLATE MUTUAL BURIAL ASSOCIATION ----Q.4 K. L. SMITH GROCERY AND SERVICE STATION Old Richmond, Route 2 Toboccoville, N. C. Compliments of OLD RICHMOND HOME DEMONSTRATION CLUB 1, Compliments of Tweet and Doodle , ......... ...... - ----A--- Compliments of uzA

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JOKES Mrs. Holland: Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other! Donald Allen: Well, that must be what we have two ears for. Mother: Why are you beating Bobby like that? Father: Bobby brings home his report card tomorrow and I'm going away before breakfast in the morn- ing.D! . Mrs. Whicker: How can you tell an old chicken from a young one? '. Jo: By the teeth. Mrs. Whicker: A chicken has no teeth. Jo: No, but I have. Helen: Pa, can you write your name with your eyes shut? Pa: Sure. Helen: Well, shut your eyes and sign my report card. Mary: So you were in the Korean War, were you? What particular battles did you fight in? Kermit: I wasn't particular. I took them as they came. Donald Allen: Why does a dog hang out his tongue while running? Barbara: I don't know. Why? Donald Allen: To balance its tail. Shirley: Lynn, where were you born? Lynn: In Maryland. Shirley: Why did you leave Maryland? Lynn: Because I couldn't bring it with me. Mr. Wood: A fool can ask a question that a wise man can't answer. Donald Winfrey: ls that why so many of us flunked out last month? Helen: Why didn't you give half the road when you saw me coming? Bland: I didn't know which side you wanted. Linda: What is the one main cause of divorce? Carellz I don't know. What is it? Linda: Marriage. Bobby: Can you let me have a hundred dollars? Belmont: A hundred dollars - you must be cracked! Bobby: No, I'm broke. Mr. Wood: Hey, don't spit on the floor! Dorothy: What's the matter? Floor leak? Marriage is a funeral at which you can smell your own flowers. Barbara: Are you calling me a liar? Nancy: No, but it's a good idea. You're a liar. Bonnie: Does the moon affect the tide? Kermit: No, only the untied. Kermit: By George, Ann, these biscuits of yours look exactly like those my mother used to make twenty years ago. Ann: How delightful! Kermit !Biting onel: And, by George, I believe they ARE the same!!