Richmond High School - Treasure Chest Yearbook (Rockingham, NC)

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HANTICLEER JOKES June: I fell in love with a dimple, and that's where I made my mistake. James: How come? June: I married the whole girl. O 0 is Q Rex: Joann, give me the definition of a door. Joann: Something the kids get a bang out of. If If lr Q Bobby: Did you have an interesting time at the dentists? Kreisler: Goodness no! I was bored to tears. U Q U l Doris: Tanya, you say one more thing to me and I'll make you eat your words. Tanya: Orange juice, ham and eggs, hot rolls and coffee. I I1 5 I A Negro preacher began his sermon by saying: Brethren and sisters, here you is comin' to pray for rain. I'd like to ask you just one question, where is yo' umbrellas? H il i i A teacher annoyed with his clock-watching students covered the clock in the classroom with a sheet of cardboard. On it he lettered these words: Time will pass. Will you? C Q i I Mary Jo: Have some more of this alphabet soup? Carol: No thanks, I couldn't hold another syllable. I I l 4 Mrs. Holland: Be sure and wash your arms, Mickey. Mickey: Yes Mother, should I wash for long sleeves or short? i If 1' O June: Why does your dog turn around so many times before he lies down? Louis: He's a watchdog, and he's winding himself up. I O ll I Barbara: Get up, Harry, The birds were up hours ago. Harry: If I slept in a nest of sticks and grass, I'd get up early too. C 1 1 I Mack: What is that which has never been felt, seen, or heard, never existed, and still has a name? Peter: I don't know. Mack: Nothing. O Q i U Bobby: How can you be sure you weren't exceeding the speed limit? Joe: I was on my way to the dentist. 1 if U 0 Billy: Cheating owl who-oo? What is that? Deane: That's an owl. Billy: I know it's an owl, but what is it that's owling? O K 1 i Deane: Those erasers have been here ever since I've been going to school. Doris: Oh no! Erasers don't last that long C14 yearsi. l i 'K l Kreisler: What model car does your boy friend have? Joann: It's no model, it's a horrible example. 5 f i I Mack: Louis, I hear you are going to get glasses? Louis: Yes, I am. Mack: For what, you don't need them. Louis: Yes I do Mack: For what? Louis: To look more intelligent. Q ll Q Q Mrs. Byrne: The scientists who make the bombs have only gone as yet from A to H, they still have left much of the alphabet. Mr. Wood: And as they go from H to Z and start each testing fuse, we'll tremble a little bit if they don't mind their P's and Q's. l 8 I Q Mack: Was your grandfather always in the habit of talking to himself when he was alone? Billy: To tell you the truth, I never was with him when he was alone. 96

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