Richmond High School - Shield Yearbook (Richmond, CA)

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EW a SCOOPS FROM CLASSROOMS RICHMO! : Here lie the remains of Simon McBass, COLLECTION Who died while gallantly cutting the grass. ‘ His life was much hen-pecked—but this fact we know— eee He won't have to cut lawns in the regions below! x x x . SHIP AHOY! Oh give me a life on the bounding waves, Some food in my galley, One which is happy and gay, My heart full of joy, A life of romance, A fig for all worries— A life full of thrills, Come on! Ship Ahoy! One with no worry of restaurants or grills. FLORENCE McKEE. ANITA PERA. DREAMS Oh, I would be a pirate, The crew, those jolly fellows, And sail the shining seas ; Should like true pirates be, I'd have for crew three hearties Just four of age as I am, Who golden loot would seize. Those huskie hearties three. My ship would be a beauty, And she would sail the high seas, Her sails all golden sheen ; Proud master at her bow, Her decks piled high with treasure, Till hurricane or high storm, Much more than ever seen. At length should lay her low. : K K LOVE WILL FIND A WAY Do you know Willie Vanderbilt ? He sits by me in school. He always knows his lesson, And he never breaks a rule. EUGENIA CRARY. He brings the teacher flowers And sometimes, apples, too. He always wears a small bow tie, As mamma’s boys should do. I know that he’s the teacher’s pet, But that don’t make me blue. The only thing ’at worries me, Is that Marjie likes him, too. I asked her what she saw in him, She simply answered this, “T just adore his eyes of blue,” The foolish little miss. 3ut I soon fixed that matter up, The eyes that once were blue, Are now as black as black can be; What’s more, she likes me, too. ELEANOR GALBRAITH. OUR OWN BONERS Eugene Doyle translated “un Chanteur Ambulant’ (meaning a wandering singer) to mean an ambulance driver. K ok In a recent spelling test Billy Harrison asked, “What comes after bachelor ?”’ “Widow,” replied Tressa Dell Axtell. 4 K k K Found on Oscar Simoni’s history paper: sailed up and down the Mississip ‘La Salle was a French explorer who pi River planting lilies of France.” ok ) . r 2 . . . . fa . c e Ruby Kong in making out her deposit slip for banking wrote for the name 01 the-school, Ky UTS: 8 kK Alyce Burkett believes a bicycle is a vehicle pumped around with paddles. k Kk k Lloyd Pearson says a triangle is a three cornered square. x xk Mabel Delaney thinks arson is a person who maliciously sets fire to a house.

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