Richmond High School - Pierian Yearbook (Richmond, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 160 of the 1922 volume:

I ' rSffi S ■... iiy THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIALN OF kMORTON HIGH SCHOOL —3, M MM i ' - L- i t .U J i M.t r The Pierian. a comedy-drama in five acts, of life in Morton high school during the year nineteen tiventy-two. iichOlSon press, rjchmono, ind. Shadows and Leaves T ' hrough the trees the shadows lengthen As the seasons come and go, Casting figures on the building Swinging, swaying, to and fro. Like unto the changing classes, Here today, tomorrow where? Leaves are falling, leaves are drifting. Some fall here and some fall there. Here ' s to you, O passing Senior! ' Neath the shadows, cast a tear. Some day this will be a mem ' ry. Just a dream of yesteryear. 117 7 8 8 3 m; THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN :m) I 5PON50R. fi ti J DvrSO - 5 an expression of our appreciation of his entliusiastic support of all things for the betterment of the school, we, the Class of Nineteen Twenty-two, respectfully dedicate this, the Thirteenth Volume of the Pierian to Thomas Olin Cantwell - - Page four (M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN :m: ' ■ - Gene Harding Business Manager Norman Hoeffer. Editor-in-Chief Prologue 2016975 ELL, here it is. This is the book. We began on it with our heads in the clouds to make it the Best Ever. We hope it is not the Worst Ever. It is our book, and we do not apologize for it. It could be better, and we have not done otu ' best, but we ha e zi ' orkcd hard. You are the judge. Be your own censor, — take the scissors and eliminate the part objectionable to you. Should it entirely fall below your expectations, it will be useful to prop up the short table leg, or start the fire on a cold morning. AVe have laughed and cried over it, loved and hated it, praised and cussed it, and, we will not undertake to publish a garden seed catalog or a patent medicine almanac now. First Act I Ring up the curtain ! The Editors. - - The path to glory is sure hell. Page Jive [i (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) The Board of Education Charles W. Jordax. I ' risidcnt H. Ray Robixsox. Secretary Walter Reid. Treasurer W. G. Bate. Siiperinteiideiif To a Young Man THE great were once as you. Tliey whom men magnify today Once groped and lilundcred on life ' s way. Were fearful of themselves, and thought By magic was men ' s greatness wrought. They feared to try what they could do : Vet Fame hath crowned with her success The selfsame gifts that you possess. The great were young as you, Dreaming the very dreams you hold, Longing yet fearing to be bold. Doubting that they themselves possessed The strengtli and skill for every test. Uncertain of the truths they knew. Not sure that they could stand to fate With all the courage of the great. Then came a day when they Their first liold venture made. Scorning to cry for aid. They dared to stand to fight alone. Took up the gauntlet life had thrown. Charged full-front to the frav. Mastered their fear of self, and then Learned that our great men are but men. C h. Youth, go forth and do ! ou. too. to fame may rise; ou can be strong and wise. Stand up to life and play the man — You can if you ' ll but think you can; The great were once as you. ou envy them their proud success? ' Twas won with gifts that you possess. — Edgar A. Guest. - A little learning is a dangerous thing. Page six -w j M) THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN (M X« tttnmm ICnrtle ©l itrman Srrrmbrr 21. 1U21 President Travel club ' 21; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 21; Senior basketball team ' 21; G. A. A Scout ' 19; Pedestrian club ' 20, ' 21; Com mercial club ' 21; Dramatic Society ' 19, ' 20, ' 21; Frenzied Frolics, Pinafore chorus. (Snii rails mtr Inurft intrs; but lur Inar unt uihnUit xnljat Hr Iiatl) gturti; al]rij liur nn rarth in thnught aiifi irrb, aa tritlji as in Uraurit. — fflliitlier. ® % .lt 3n iHcmiirji nf Strhttrft 3lrHSitp - W The Last Enemy Shall be Death. Page seven M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M - u J g The Faculty is a necessity. Page eight = 8 t o 5 ' 9 r =; bjs M „ -5 3 bj: i ■ - 5 bj: 2- v. C ' — b£i ' — Z- ■ -4- ' OJ . • — ;■ , !X bf , 3J - 5 OJ CI- ; Cj 5 . 73 •- W ' 5 zj — _ V u ei OJ ' - ■. ' ri — w — - [li w (M) THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN M Morton High School Faculty E. C. Cline, Principal John F. Thompson, J icc-Principul Donna I. Parke. Dean of Girls Dorothy G. Korves, Secretary Science Raymond L. Donaker John I . Thompson T. (.). Cantwell Ella Hildebran.lt Eunice Brokavv English I lerinan ( ). Afakey Anna L. Finfrock Inez Trueblood Flora Broaddus Mary Morrow Marion Mains Donna I. Parke Helen Shurtleff Fine .Irts Blanche E. aite Joseph E. ; Iaddy Juliet Xusbainn Study Hall and Library Florence Ratliff Helen L. Bentlage Social Science Shannon D. Neff Blanche Doran Don I. Frace Physical Education Harold Little Marie Kauffman Ulaflieinaties Martha W ' hitacre ' ilnla Craft O. W. Xicely Grant Stenger Edna Jay Foreign Languages Elma L. Xolte Julia Stevenson Elizabeth Smelser jMarie Thorpe Anna Bradbury Connnerciul G. H. Clevenger Jesse ( irittith Mrs. W. R. Teaford Tressa G. Sharpe Helena Sutton Practical .Irts LeRov Sellers Daniel an Etten George Thomas Horace Heaton Elbert ' ickery LeRoy Gibbons Floyd Schlauch Emma Bond NIjTtle Holmstrom ' irginia Jones - w Teachers, like Fords, give the most service for the least money. Page nine M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M A Message to the Class of 1922 You are the first class to leave me as principal of a high school and I am feeling for the first time the mingled pleasure and pain that th? head of a school experiences when he attempts to say God- speed to a graduating class. Two things I have to say to you. The first is the concept at the basis of the modern philosophy of education, which says that Icaniiini is living. This refers to your past pretty largely — to your school experience. The responsibility for its ob- servance is largely with the school. We have tried to allow you to live whole- some, natural lives while in school. We have tried to make your school life so varied as to bring to your knowledge your natural abilities and your needs, and to show you how to develop the former and to satisfy the latter. As life is a thing of myriad processes and forms, so we have tried to surround you with a great number of such situations as arise in real life, to guide you in learning how to re- spond to such situations, to permit you to form habits that will stand you in good stead in all the future, to give you some information as to the world in which you live and to show you how and where to continue the quest for further information. The second word 1 would leave with you is that living is learning. Just as living should not be postponed until the close of school, so learning should not stop when school days are over. This is a matter of the future, and the responsibility is largely yours. Vou should continue to learn, of course, because you have not yet learned everything and because it will be to your material advantage to know as much as possible. But if you are really to live, there is a more important reason for continuing to learn. They to whom life is empty and narrow, — for whom it means nothing more, are not those who have tasted all of life, for that is impossible, but those who have ceased to learn and .grow in their capacity to understand, and, therefore, to enjoy living — those whose today is no different from their yesterday, and who are looking forward to a tomorrow no different from either. Just what should you do? You should have found from your school experience that part of the world ' s work that you can best perform — make that your vocation and pursue it with all your luight. But do not stop there ; you might do all that and still live a very narrow, comparatively useless, life. Develop yourself also along different side-lines — have hobbies. avocations, indirect interests, that will divert your mind, fill your leisure hours, keep j ' ou open-minded, make you an intelligent member of a cinuplex society, bring happiness to yourself and large usefulness to all your fellows. E. C. Cline. - w Never too old to yearn. Page ten in Page eleven M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (Mi Stanley AI. Greene — Academic Pres. Senior Class; Basketball ' 21, ( apt. ' 12; Football 20, ' 21; Track ' 21; Second B. B. team ' 19. ' 20; M club ■21, ' 22; Hi-Y ' 20, 21, 22; Student Council 21, ' 22. Athletics and Sam run together. Aside from being a leader in all sports, the most popular senior, and president of his class, little Sammy doesn ' t amount to much. Elizabeth P. Bell — Academic Orchestra ' 20, ' 21, -11; French club 21, ' 11 Etiquette club ' 22. Elizabeth is an able violinist, unassuming and reserved. Whether her brown eyes are truly de- mure or hiding mischievous thots, we can ' t figure Dale Harkins — Academic Basketball ' 23, ' 21. ' 22; M club ' 23, ' 21, ' 22; Pres. Junior class; Vice-Pres. Student Council ' 21; Orchestra ' 19. ' 20. ' 22; ' ice-Pres. ' 21; Tennis team •21; Track ' 21; Hi-V ig, ' 2% ;21, •22; Band ' IS. Leader 19: Frenzied Frolics, On the Coliseum floor and the hair, Harkie is a real city slicker. Alice Ebv — Cotiimcrcial G. A. A. 2J; Basketball ' 20. ' 21, ' 22; Commercial club ' 21; Pinafore chorus; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; (nrls Glee club ' 22; Baseball ' 22; Dramatic So- ciety 19; The Charm School. The numerous admirers of fair Alice have filed a petition asking that a street car line be run down Lilierty pike as far as Miss Eby ' s home. - Thoma Schl maker — Academic Football ' 21, Capt. ' 22; M club 21, Pres. ' 22; Basketball ' 22; Orchestra ' 19, ' Z), ' 22; Student Council Pres. ' 22; Tennis team ' 19, 20; Vice-Pres. Junior and Senior classes; Hi-V ' 19 20, ' 21, ' 22; Pinafore chorus. Tommy is a mixer, a leader, a heart breaker, and an all around goml fellow. Virginia Livincstoxe — Academic Nuvrrac ' 22; G. A. A. 19, ' 20, ' 21. ' 22; Commercial club ' 20; Latin club ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Etiquette club ' 22. Ginny, our dignified maiden, rates high with the faculty and the students. Her future hopes are laid in Sun ti v Ca I i f or n i a. Lois B. Edwards — Academic Xoyrrac ' 21, ' 22; Girls S. B. C. ' 22; French club ' 21, ' 22; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22; Etiquette club ' 22. Toddy is another pretty senior, independent, cheerful, and good natured. Wendell M. Stanley — Academic Student Mgr. ' 22; Football 21 ; Seconds 20; Second B. B. team ' 20; Debating team ' 22; ilovie Operator ' 22; Philathea ' 21, ' 22; Student Council ' 22; M cUih ' 22: Hi-V ' 22; S. B. B. C. ' 22; PIERLW ' 22; The Charm School. In 1920 Wendell came here from Ridgeville. Since then he lias won lionors in football, scholar- ship, oratory, and held down responsible posi- tions in MiMton. W The pedigree under your picture won ' t buy buns for the babies. Page twelve M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M - Norman Hoeffer — Academic PIERIAN ' 20, ' 21, Editor ' 22; Register -19. ' 20, 21; Student Council ' 11 S. B. B. C. ice-Pres. ' 22; Spanish club ' 20, ' 21; Philathea 21, ' ll Hi-V ' 19, ' 20; Dramatic Society ' 19, 20; Vice-Pres. ' 21, ' 22; Mikado; Pinafore; The Florist Shop; Miss ■ Civilization; Frenzied Frolics; The Conspiracy ; Que Felicidad ; The Charm School. Nick lives behind the footlights and the PIE- RIAN desk. Gene Harding — Academic PIERIAN 20, Business Mgr. ' 22; Student Council ' 20, 21, ' 22; Register ' 21, Business Mgr. ' 22 S. B. B. C. ' 21; Philathea ' ll Ili-V ' 19. ' 20; Drum Corps 19, ' 20; Miss Civilization ; Com- mercial club ' 21. Harding was alive sixty minutes per hour, mini- Tium, during the year he financed tlie PIERIAN. Before that he managed th e Register success- fully, put over big parties, broke many hearts, and kept the second floor loafers in a good humor. (He also tainted our pure office air with the aroma of burnt cabbage from his hod.) Louise Spalding — Academic Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Vice-Pres. Pedestrian cluli ' 21; Dramatic Society ' 20; Commercial club ' 21; PIER- IAN ' 22; Pinafore chorus. Louise is popular among both sexes, due to her winning personality and good looks. During her senior year she studied for a change. Janice Meredith — Household Arts Pedestrian club ' 22; Etiquette ' 22; G. A. A. You ' ll know Jan by her goloshes flapping in the wind. The original boot-legger. Her time is divided between powdering her nose and dancing. Carl W. Amick — Academic Student Council ' 21, ' 22; Pres. S. B. B. C ' 22; Hi-Y; Camera Club ' 21; Register ' 22. Carl Williamson can ' t withstand the wiles of the fair se.x, although he always recovers from Cupid ' s arrows. Miriam E. Little — Commercial Basketball ' 23, ' 21, ' 22; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22; Dramatic Society ' 20. Miriam, our athletic brunette, intends to be a nurse, I:)Ut we expect there will only be one Sieckman. Allan Campbell — Academic Debating team ' 21, ' 22; M club ' 21, ' 22; Phila- thea ' 21, ' 22; Frenzied Frolics; Dramatic Soci- ety ' 21; The Charm School. Mr. Campbell is fond of tennis, debating, and studying. Also the winimen. W My Ambition is to look like my photograph. Page thirteen M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M Frances M. Garrett — Academic Student Council ' 20; Orchestra 20, ' 21. ' 22; French cKib; Pedestrian club. Shorty, although one of the smallest members of our class, has proved tliat some of the nicest things come in small packages. Eugene Messick — Commercial Gene is the Rodolph Valentino of M. H. S. — the lady-killer deluxe. We will send autographed photo on receipt of twenty- five cents. Mary Frances Churchell — Academic Student Council ' 12; Noyrrac ' 22; Girls S. B. C. ' 21 Pedestrian club ' 20, ' 21, ' 22 Dramatic Society ' 21. ' 22: Latin cluli ' 20; Art club 20; Sacchus lalorum ; The Conspiracy; ' Mikado pianist We seldom find a better all-around girl than Mary Frances. Pretty, popular, and hard-working, l.iut not a grind. Robert Rethmeyer — Academic Student Council ' 19; S. B. B. C. ' 22; Spanish club. Ye shall know Bob by his number thirteen feet and his smile. The Study hall is a sleeping car to Bob. MuRREL Hamilton — Academic Hi-Y 19, 20, ' 22; Camera club ; Studio Cluli ' 20, ' 21; Miss ith a S. B. B. C. 2. ' 21 ; Register Civilization. Ham is a likable cliap, always ready remark that will bring down the house. Is m the chicken business at present. Irene Jarra — Academic Orchestra 18, ' 19. ' 20, ' 21, 22; Register ' 22; Noyrrac ' 22; Philathea 21, ' 22; Latin club ' 20, ' 21; Septette ' 22. Irene is the pride of M. IL S., winning first honors tlirough lier scholastic ability. She also finds tiinf fnr music atirl writing. Ralph Ewing — Academic S. B. B. C. ' 22-. Hi-Y ' 22; Orchestra ' 22; Efficien- cy man; Band ' 22. Ralph was imported from Shelbyville a year ago. Now he handles ALiddy ' s baton like a professor. He deserves credit for his selling campaign that made the Nashville trip possible. Gladys Longenecker — Academic Orchestra ' 20. ' 21. ' 22; Girls ' Glee Club ' 22; French club; Pinafore pianist. Gladys is a sweet girl and one of the best pianists in Richmond. She deserves success in - w Morton expects every man to do his daddy. Page fourteen (M: THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' [li Vernon Spaulding — Academic Fat had the beef for football, the stuff for bas- ketball, the grin for friends, and the dimple for the girls. Dorothy Covle — Commercial Girls S. B. C. ' 22; Pedestrian club; G. A. A.; Latin club ' 20. Dot is a friendly little Irish lass, who is fond of Gridiron heroes. Dorothy Sims — Commercial Commercial club ' 21; Travel club ' 22; Etiquette Dorothy is one of those rare seen but not heard girls, who make the personal writers get their copy in late. Charles Yeager — Commercial S. B. B. C. ' 22; Hi-V ' 19; Register ' 22; Capt. Comm. B. B. team ' 21. Charlie is a happy-go-lucky yap, who came for a good time, not an education. He packs a mean wallop in both paws. - Thomas Noland — Academic Football ' 20, ' 21; Basketball ' 22; Register ' 22; Track ' 21; Second B. B. 21; M club ' 21, Vice-Pres. ' 22; S. B. B. C. ' 22; Science club ' 23; Latin club ' 20; Spanish club; Journalism club ' 21. Tommy is an all-around athlete, despite his size. And Tommy is right there with the ladies. Zelma Slade — CoDuucrcial Pedestrian club ' IS, ' 19; Dramatic Society ' 18, ' 19; Basketball ' 18, ' 19, ' 20; Better Typists ' club ' 20, ' 21; Commercial club ' 20, ' 21; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22. Slats has a great propensity for basketball, mar- celled hair, and snap courses. Daniel E. Van Voorhis — Acadanic Athleney ' 21; Wireless club ' 20; Sacchus Malo- rum; The Conspiracy. After a semester ' s absence, Dan returned to graduate. He continued his usual practice of burning the morning petrol and expanding his grey matter. P.A.LrLiNE Thomas — Academic Pedestrian club ' 20, 21, ' 22; Latin club ' 20, ' 21; Mock Trial; Philathea ' 21, ' 22; Athleney ' 21; Noyrrac ' 22. Pauline ' s friends are the teachers, the Latin sharks, and the Honor Roll brigade. She is a quiet, hard-working girl. Caps cover a multitude of fools. Page fifteen W (M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M [li Richard Peed — Academic S. B. B. C. ' 22; Hi-Y; Philathea ' 21, ' 22; Capt. Second B, B. team ' 19; Dramatic Society ' 20, 21, ' ll The Conspiracy; Miss Civilization; The Charm School. If you ' d like to meet a regular guy, let us introduce you to Dick, lie has a deep-set, piano- la voice upon which he is fond of playing. LuciLE Tauer — Academic Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22. Lucile means to brighten up the Earlham cam- pus next year. Had a hard time getting through without giving it away that Earl is her I)rother. Benjamin Ahl — Academic S. B. B. C. ' 23; Latin club; Philathea; The Charm School. If you have gone through Centerville you have seen the home of our swimmer, Bennie. It is the other building there. Sunshine Ke i - -C o m }ii ercial Commercial club ' 19, ' 20, ' 21; Travel club ' 22; Pedestrian club ' 21; Etiquette ' 22. Sunny was well named. Her chief ambition is tn have a good time down at the skating rink with X ' ivian. Emeline ' a(;ner — Commercial Commercial club ' 20, ' 21; Pedestrian club ' 21; Travel club ' 22; Girls ' Glee club ' 22, We hardly know Emeline, but she seems quiet, sweet, and nice. 1)0R. E. Stanley — Commercial 21. Basketball ' 21 (VxrW S. B. C. • ' 22; Pedestrian club G. A. A. ' 22. LuELLA AIasters — AcadciJiic. J ' ocatio)ial Latin club; Contemporary Musicians ' club. Lu and a piano get along lieautifully. Don keeps her busy when she isn ' t turning sheet music. Et H EL Heith A u s — A CO dc m ic Ethel isn ' t quite ready to graduate, but we have her picture just the same. Dora takes a big interest in girls ' athletics and does some net tossing herself. - -W Gosh, that test taxed my guessing ability. Page sixteen (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) William S. Rindt — Academic Student Council ' 19; Hi-V ' 20; Science club ' 23; PIERIAN ' 20: S. B. B. C ' 22. Bill is usually to be seen tearing up A Street on his motorcycle, with one eye open for the speed cop and the other for one of his girls. Carries a cue around a table five miles every night. Florence E. Wilson — Academic Novrrac ' 22; Girls ' S. B. C ' 22; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22; Spanish club ' 21, ' 22; Latin club ' 18, ' 19. Reddo is doomed to stay in the building for years to come, — as our pretty ofiice girl. She has taken a special course from Miss Korves on How to be liusy, though married. Eliz. beth Morg. n — Academic Novrrac ' 22; Latin club ' 20; G. A. A. Scout ' 19; Etiquette 22; Pa.geant ' 20, ' 21; Frenzied Frolics; Aunt Maggie ' s Will. In the near future we are going to pay real money for the privilege of seeing Betty dance, and then wait hours at the stage door to hand her the violets. Her name will look well in elec- trics. Homer Myers— Jaufrz nV Be he went Am he gone? Never to walk up and grasp the paper tied with the pink ribbon. He lies in Feltman ' s Shoe Store. Mary Louise Matthews — Academic Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Pedestrian club; G. A. A. Mary Louise and Lucile make a pair of queens. A winning hand! A really quiet girl, nice and hard to get acquainted with. Put your own com- ma after nice. Polly likes music and a cracker. Agatha Phelps — Commcrcia! G. A. A. 22; Basketball ' 19, ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Pe- destrian club ' 19, 20, ' 21, ' 22; Mv America League ' 19. Agatha, despite her name, is a vet in girls ' athletics. Four service stripes for basketball. She wants to be a gym teacher. Mildred Mann — Commercial My America League, ' 18; Travel club ' 22; Com- mercial club ' 20, ' 21. Mildred is one of the kind who close doors be- hind them and do other sensible things that most girls pass up. Alice McGrew — Commcrcia! Commercial club ' 19, ' 20; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22; Travel club, Vice-Pres. ' 22. Alice mcgrew to be a rather husky little senior whose chief asset is a brother. She combs her hair a lot. - W A Senior, in filling out his activities, included member of Methodist Church. Page seventeen M THE TWENTY -TWO PIERIAN M: Russell Brown — Academic Basketball ' 20; Track ' 21; Political Science ' 20. ' 21, ' 22; Latin club ' 21; Athleney 21; Veil Leader ' 22: S. B. B. C. 22: Hi-Y ' 20, ' 22. That handsome red-haired yell leader is Russ. Sure, he ' s a real puy. You can find out more about him in the athletic section. Margaret Llovd — CoiinncrcUil Margaret ' s list of activities never blew in. Easy to make friends, studies al out like the average, and laughs on one side of her sweet — Ijeg pardon — face. Lawrence Lady — Academic Lawrence drives a Ford taxi all night and at- tends school all day. Helps out on the Register staff. Gladys AI. Simpson — Commercial Before reaching high school Miss Bara read The Call of the Wild. Is as busy with her dates as a Swiss bell-ringer. Lets her studies come after the dates. - Dorothy E. Fin ley — Commercial Noyrrac ' 22; C.irls ' S. B. C. ' 22. This little liery -haired country dainc holds a daily recitation at the Xinth Street entrance. She studies, too. Helen Semler — .Icadeiiiie Pedestrian club; (lirls Glee club ' 22; Mika- do chorus; Register ' 22; Eti(|uette ' 22; Travel club ' 22; Conuiiercial club ; (1, A. A. ; Art clul). Another member of the Red-headed Society. Rather jirominent in school activities and is Don ' s sister. Madge W ' hitesell — Co)umercia! The Charm School. A little matter-of-fact miss, wlio can write and wlio played an old maid in the senior play. Re- member tlie Old Maid ' s Corner? Elizabeth Turner — Commercial Pedestrian club ' 22; Commercial club ' 20, ' 21 ; Girls ' Glee club ' 22- Travel club ' 22; G. A. A. ' 20. 21: Etiquette ' 22. She wants to be called Betty. But all jokes aside, one of our lifm foundations has been Liz- zi e. Oh, there we forgot again. Some day Lizzie will win a beauty contest and go in the movies. w You don ' t have to eo to the circus to see queer things. Page eighteen :m; THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M) [Si Marston D. Hodgin — Academic S. B. B. C. ' 22; Rishi ' s ' 21; Register ' 21, ' 22; Athleney 21 ; Journalism clulj ' 21 ; Mikndo chorus. Bud is a nature lover, a poet, an artist, a jour- nalist, a husky, a tennis player, and a natural born lover. Who says whether he must comb his hair or not? Annah Clarke — Academic We can ' t help wondering if that spelling of her name came from Boston. However her looks and her geniality make her many friends. Paul Fouts — Academic S. B. B. C. ' 22; Second Football ' 20, ' 21; Second B. B. ' 22; Hi-Y ' 20, ' 22; Latin club 19, ' 20. Presi- dent Success club ' 22. Doc has played everything on the Seconds except when it comes to friendship with Don and the Sunday night ride to Twentieth Street. Helen Mashmeyer — Coitiiitercial Noyrrac 22; French club ' 19, ' 20; Student Council ' 19, ' 20; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Girls ' Glee club ' 22; Pedestrian clut); Commercial club; Mikado; Frenzied Frolics; Pinafore chorus; The Charm School. Helen has a wonderful voice, and also some dramatic talent. One of the ideal Dean Parke girls, and yet — . Margaret Smith — Academic Basketl)all ' 21, ' 22; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Pedes- trian club ' 21, ' 22; Nature Study ' 22; G. A. A. Peggy is rather mannish, fond of all the sports, and loyal to old Morton. One of the boosters that boosts. Paul Stanley — Commercial Orchestra ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Band 20, ' 21. ' 22; Wire- less club ' 20; Aero cKib ' 20; Political Science club ' 20. Paul toots a clarinet in the orchestra and band. He disclaims any relationship with Wendell, the student manager. T HELM A Champion — Coin m ere iai Commercial cIuIj ' 20, 21; Travel club ' 21, ' 22; Etiquette ' 22. Thelma was seriously ill during her senior year and we didn ' t get acquainted with her. (!oing to be a stenographer. Mary Sprong — I ' ocalional Music Noyrrac ' 22; B Orchestra 21, ' 22; Girls ' Glee club ' 22; Capt. Joe. Mary walks with a board in her liack and plays the piano as a nice young lady should. In the Noyrrac club. - w You may have more brains than a dog, but the dog is the happiest. Page nineteen (M: THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' [li Juliet Swain — Acodcmk Latin club ' 19, ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Travel club ' 22. Juliet is a little too friendly to have been in the Latin club so long. She has a lovely little smile, and would like to be an artist. Maurice M i n ick — Academic Fat Minn ick lilows a French horn from New- castle to Nashville. A member of the eleven that made Morton famous, A good, steady work- er in school. Charlotte Colvix — Academic Orchestra ' 19, 20, ' 21, ' 22; G. A. A.; Pedestrian club; Latin club; French club. (. harlottee-e-e is concert mistress of the orch- estra, plays a violin like Billy Sunday talks, and is said to have knocked Nashville off its feet when she appeared there. ' erxon Ward — Commercial Student Council ' 19; S. B. B. C. ' 22; Commer- cial club 20, 21; Travel cluli ' 22; French club ' 21; lli- ' ' 18; By Hooks and Crooks. Ward is a hardboiled guy. And don ' t yuh cross his path. Always making short out-of-town trips. - Lawrence Peacock — Academic French club ' 21, ' 22; Track ' 21, ' 22; Hi-V ' 22; J. B. B, C. ' 22: Uegister ' 22; Journalism club ' 21. Lawrence is an enthusiastic basketliall and track fan. Me took Public Speaking once, and made it a popular subject. (iKRAi.DiNE Pettihone — Commercial (;. A. A.; Commercial club; Pedestrian club. Jerry is as brunette as moonless midnight, and nearly as friendly as Irish Mulligan. Never N ' loLET Ryan — Commercial Cirls ' Tennis team ' 20; Pedestrian club ' 21; Travel L-lub ' 22; Cirls ' Reserves ' 22; My America League ' 19. N ' iolet mav read her personal three PIERIAN. the Twenty- misses an autnnn ' bile ,de P. ULINE Elliot — Academic Pedestrian club ' 20, 21; Etiquette club ' 22; l- ' rench club ' 22; Commercial club ' 21, Pauline now has her hair bobbed and is some typist. In the Commercial Contest at Muncie she was just one point behind the three winners, who were all tied for first, second, and third place. Hundred sixty-four pts. and a frat pin is all the education some girls want. w I ' age twenty (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) Helen R. Steward — Academic French club. You don ' t know Helen very well. She is studi- ous, and will make a good teacher. Silent and attentive, too Hazel Bowers — Commercial Commercial club ' 20, ' 31; Etiquette 22. Hazel will soon own a little millinery shop on Main Street. She is addicted to making hats and taking Sunday walks. LoURiE Brown — Academic Football ' 31; S. B. B. C. ' 22; Track ' 21, ' 22; Yell Leader Asst. ' 21, ' 12 ' , Pinafore and Mikado chorus; Dramatic Society ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Register ' ll Band ' 21; Hi-Y ' 20, 21, ' 22; PIERIAN ' 22; M club ' 22. Brownie has done a lot of boosting for Morton with his drawing pen and his fast, cleated feet. Although a preacher ' s son, Lourie has never been terribly ornery (not so terribly). Iris Cook — Commercial Orchestra ' 19, ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Commercial cluli ; Etiquette ' 22. Cookie would like to be a nurse. She has played four solid years in the front row of the orchestra, and will i)robably use a violin case for a first aid kit. Edith Fienning — Academic Edith likes art, and is a devoted supporter of athletics. She never misses a game at home or elsewhere, unless it is impossible. A good sport with many friends, William Men den hall — Commercial Commercial club 20, ' 21; S. B. B. C. ' 22; Student Council ' 18; French club ' 22; Spanish club ' 20, ' 21; Etiquette ' 22; Travel club ' 22; Mikado chorus. Bill snores out loud in class, but when awake never runs around with his cut-out open. Swarms with Spike Ward on his trips. Emma Hoor — CoiiiDiereial G. A. A. ' 19, ' 30, ' 21; Commercial club ' 20, ' 21. In her own private little circle, Emma has a good time. Easy going, and never gets excited. Robert Bantz — Commercial I. B. B. C. ' 22; Hi-Y ' 21, ' 22; Track ' 20, ' 21; Register ' 22, Spanish club ' 20, 21, 22; Mika- do chorus. Hats off! Bob never meant to escape this year, and he didn ' t. A term of chem kept him from sliding through. - - Love me little — love me quick. Page twenty-unc (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ■[1 loNE Heironimus — Acodciiiic Basketball ' 20, ' 22; Latin club ' 20, 21. Chubby likes basketball. She was on the champion senior girls ' basketball team. Besides that, lone is a good student, which goes to prove that you do not always liave to be eased through school just because you are an athlete. Hilda May Farmer — Academic Orchestra ' 18, ' 19. ' 20, ' 21. ' 22; Latin club ' 20; Travel club ' 22; Nature Study 22. Hilda May saws on a cello. She doesn ' t care for shows, but likes the Murray. Wants to finish college and travel fer, fer away. EuLA Krouse — A cadcm ic Travel club ' 22. Eula entered Morton in the spring of 1921, so she is not so well known. Dotes on Devil ' s food cake. Made progress in her studies. Dorothy Ella Uu,YJi Acadcmic Register 21; Latin club ' 20, ' 21; Xature Study ' 22; Travel club ' 22. Dorothy ELLA goes in for antiques. She be- lieves in burning midnight oil for her studies, not her car. She reads, walks, talks, and acts slow. - Mary Nichols — Academic Travel club ' 22; French club ' 21, ' 22. Mary likes Math, not Matthew, but Mathe- matics. She intends to be second only to Ma Whitacrc when it conies to teaching it. Rebecca Jane Martin — Academic French club ' 21, 22; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22. The class of Twenty-Two is going to replenisli the supply of nurses, if the girls ' hopes come true. Becky would hie herself to Reid Memorial Hospital at once. Margaret Bentlage — Commercial Etiquette ' 22; Better Typist ' 21; Commercial club; G. A. A. Margaret is a Better Typist, in fact, she was sent to Muncie to the Contest. Will be a hrst- class stenographer in time. Was bartender at the luncli room table. Kathryn Gates — J ' ocatioual Kathryn can go a-bout her business quietly, and create more stir than an ordinary thunder storm. Slie can play the cello like Kennedy can run the hurdles. -w The more waist, the less speed. Tage twenty-two (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) Lawrence Koehring — Commercial Lawrence has been too busy with his book- keeping to get acquainted. He is as serious as he looks. WiLLODEAN Stetler — Cojumercial Commercial club ' 21; Pedestrian club ' 21. Willodean is one of Miss Sharpe ' s aces. She is small in stature because everything is her long suit. Russell Ebert — Comiiicrcial Hi-Y ' 19; Spanish club ' 18; Commercial club; Rapid Calculation. Bus went with a girl once. We held a meet- ing and discussed Russell El)ert, and we got this information. Maude Reber — Academic Pedestrian club 18, 19; G. A. A. ' 18, ' 19; Com- mercial club ' 20; Vice-Pres. Noyrrac ' 21, ' 22; Etiquette ' 22; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22. Maude is one of the high lights in the Commer- cial department, and she has lots of influence with the faculty. Interested in the Flash lunch curriculum. - Gladys E. Simpson — Commercial G. A. A. ' 18, ' 19; B. B. ' 19; Pedestrian club ' 19; Commercial club ' 19 ; Travel club ' 22 ; Etiquette club ' 22; Girls ' Glee club ' 22. Gladys is a quiet, unobtrusive soul in M. H. S., but on the road west of town, she is said to come to life. Hubert Williams — Commercial Commercial club ' 19, ' 20; Political Science club ' 21; Commercial B. B. team ' 21, ' 22. Bert was one of the stars on the Commercial team, and stands restlessly on the side during a hot contest. Another redhot booster. Meri.e Thistlethwaite — Commercial Basketball ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Commercial club ' 20, ' 21 ; Girls ' Glee club ' 22; Latin club ' 19, ' 20; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22. Merle belongs to the Detmer tribe. She pulls a sleeping beauty stunt off every fourth hour. Famous on the basketball lineup. Mark Schroeder — Commercial Commercial club ' 20. ' 21; Dramatic Society ' 21, ' 22; The Conspiracy. Mark has juggled stage props for years for the strutting players of the Dramatic Society. His crowning glory was Prop Master of the Senior play. Fools with wireless. W The early bird catches the blame. Page twenty-three (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M) Ruth Ketrtng — Academic Philathea ; Latin clul). When Ruth was in ttie Latin clulj, lier duty wa = to notify members that they belonged. She dreams of teaching history, uses four eyes and thinks in four languages. -Connucrcial •21, ' 11; Com. B. ' 22; PIERIAN B. Earl Commons- Commercial clul) ' 19, ' 20, team ' 20, ' 21; S. B. B. C. Earl helped sell poor, unprotected business men advertising space in this annual. He tickled the draperies on the Commercial team, and pushed a plow while his fellow students slept in high school. Margaret Bourne — Academic Noyrrac; French club ; Pedestrian clul) ; Rishi. Margaret spends many moons in the library. Cioing to California to the University of Califor- nia. Can ' t count her A s. Lewis £1. i u — Academic Movie Operator ' 22; Hi-Y ' 19; Spanish club ' 19; Dramatic Society ' 21. Lewie climbs two miles of ladder every day go- ing into the movie cab. Lewis is so hot, the girls wear asbestos mittens when they dance with him. Mildred Ha. s — ' ocational Pedestrian ' 21, ' 22; Girls ' Glee club ' 22. Mildred plays the piano with as much ease as most people can take a croquet mallet apart. She has for an ideal the great Rachmaninoff. Beatrice Keller — Academic G. A. A. 21; Xovrrac ' 22; Pedestrian ' 22; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22. Bee can swing a racket and make a racket. She is a member nf Miss Sutton ' s hive, and hums as she gets dates. How.vRD V. Klcte — Co)inuercial Commercial cli ' b ' 21 ; Rapid Calculation ' 22; Journalism ' 22; Hi-Y ' 21. Is in as much of a hurry as a player piano. Slings sodies at the corner drug store. Has yellow hair and big feet. Opal J. Whetsell — Commercial Connnercial club; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22; l- rench club ' 21; ' 22; Girls ' S. B. C. 22. Opal likes a different date every night. She would like to have her hair bobbed, but her mother won ' t let Her. Important factor in the v;irls ' S. B. C. - w Comparisons are odorous. — William Shakespeare. Page twenty-four M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) Lowell Miller — A cadcnx c We made many mistakes and this was one of them. Lowell is a junior and graduates next year. Marjorie Gault — Academic G. A. A.; Travel club; Kern Kraft Kkih. Marj will be a designer of pretty clothes. Her motto is: Be conscientious but have a good time. Robert Davis — Academic Football ' 19. ' 20; Track ' 21; M club ' 23, ' 21 ' 22; Hi-Y ' 20, ' 2l Etiquette clul) ' 22; S. B. B. C. ' 2; Mikado second cast. Bull made a big name for himself while in high school. Davis is a little name for such a big man. He has the most complete line in the city. Ruby Elliott — C ommcrcial Commercial club ' 19, ' 20, ' 21; Travel clul) ' 21, ' 11 Etiquette club 22. Ruby is so good natured that she ' ll never care whether we used her picture or not. She ought to graduate. - Miriam Jordan — Household Arts Noyrrac Pres. ' 22; G. A. A. ' 18 Pres., ' 20; Student Council ' 20; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22, Vice-Pres. ' 20; Etiquette club ' 22; Commercial club ' 21; Girls ' S. B. C. -22. Miriam has a personality as strong as hotel soap. Her husband smokes cigars on the install- ment plan. If she isn ' t married now, she will lie when this book comes out. Paul A. Birchfield — Academic Orchestra; Mikado; Band; Hi-Y; The Charm School. Paul never lived down the reputation he made in the Mikado as the passionate lover. When he gets to heaven he will ask for a flute and a pack- age of Spearmint. Helen Roland — Vocational Music Orchestra ' 19, ' 20, ' 21. ' 22; Sextette; G. A. A. Scout ' 20; Etiquette club; Noyrrac. It was a dirty trick to leave Helen alone with- out Robert. Never mind, you play your cello, and Bob will be waiting on the next page. She is one of the musical Rolands. Rudolph Oelklaus — Vocational Hi-Y ' 22; S. B. B. C. ' 22. Butz is a quiet fellow, and different, in that he wants to teach. His suggestions are always met with favor. Once he suggested that the Booster club take toothpicks on a hike, and they took two boxes. A feller never knows where he got a bad cold or a plugged dime. - Page twenty-five (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M ' 1 Fred Clark — Academic Freddie is radio operator for the ' Palladium. He says the high school is a good broadcasting station. He believes the Lucky Strike ads. Genevieve McDoxell — Commercial Travel club ' 22; Pedestrian club ' 22; Commercial club ' 21; Philathea ' 22 G. A. A. Genevieve is pleasantly quiet, yet she is a good commercial student. She spends more time on her lessons than most girls do. Charles Fisher — Commercial Hi-V ' 20, ' 22; Rapid Calculation ' 22; Journalism club ' 22. Charlie is such a happy, care-free little guy, that when Mr, Frace says Zero, Charlie says Naw, ten below. He talks in a quick little wav all his own, and is just as energetic as he talks. Mary Louise Loos — Academic French club 21, ' 22. Mary Louise holds up the scholastic end of the family, in direct contrast to her brot ' iur, iloss. She plays tennis lietter than Paul boxes. She will be missed by the faculty,— P. ml by the students. Helen Fulle — Commercial Commercial club ' 20, ' 21; Pedestrian cinb ' 21. Shorty will soon be a full-tledg d stenographer in some busy office. She is not over fifteen min- utes tall, but she makes up for it. AcDRiE B. Ross — Academic Colored Ili-V ' 22, Pres. ' 20, ' 21; Du Bois Socie- ty ' 19, ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Pres. Mecca club ' 22. Doc is a great credit to his race, and well liked by all who know him. He is briij.it, studious, sur- prisingly quiet, and can play h sketball well. Mattie Farley — Academic Du Bois Literary Society 20. ' Jl; Travel club ' 21, ' 22. Mattie is also very quiet. She minds her oy-n business, studies, seldom recites, and creates a good impression. Esther Jay — Academic C. A. A. ' IS, ' 19; French club ' 21, ' 22; Ped--strian club ' 21, 22; Etio.uette club ' 22. Esther probably admires fraiikncss. so we ' ll be perfectly frank. We didn ' t know her at all, and couldn ' t write a personal. - Some girls aren ' t near as bad as they ' re painted. w I age twenty-six (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) Paul Qutgg — A cod cm ic Pinafore ; Manager Fren ijd l ' ri)lics ; M club ' 21, ' 22; Debating team ' .U ; Spreading the News; Philathea ' 22, Pres. Jl; Ac ' ilenev ' 21 ; Register ' 21; Hi-V 1S, ' 19, ' 20. ' 21, ' 22. Dutch is a self-important salve spreader who has spent his best years in the sliaduw of the building. He has real presence, never was flus- tered in his life, says what he tliinks, and j ' et is generally liked. Alice Smith — Vocatioual Orchestra ' 19, ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; C. A. A. Scout 20; Noyrrac. The music department and bit f ' C- t talf of the firm Smith-Johnson Co. is Alice. Sh is pleasant under the icing. Roy Johnson — Academic Three striking things about Roy are: his height, his smile, and his case. His height got him half -rate fares, his smile got him his case, and his case — got him. Rhea Austerman — Academic Noyrrac ' 22; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Frencli club. Rhea takes her high school work and Gordon seriously. She goes at work as if night were coming. She is sad because Luker can ' t walk up the (Coliseum) aisle with lier. - Robert Hornaday — Academic Orchestra ' 19, ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Band ' 18, ' 19, ' 20, ' 22. ' 21. Bob is lopsided from carrying his cornet case and his other one around with him all the time. Quick tempered, but ready to help. A future mechanical engineer. Francis Robinson — Academic Student Council 20; Drum Corps ' 19; Orchestra ' 20; Latin club; French club; Hi-Y; Track ' 19, ' 20, ' 21, ' 22; Sacchus Malorum ; Frenzied Frolics; The Dear Departed. France is a regular steam roller. He gets away with athletics, drama, science, and good looks. Made a big hit in the Vaudeville. A good friend tn have and a brother of Charlie, ' 18. Eugene Hogg. tt — Vocational Chick talks slowly, laughs queerly, and majors in drafting. His name must be the saddest thing in his life. Works hard at being rough, but is too human. Robert Klute — Academic If Bob had saved his Durham sacks, he could supply Ringling Bros, with a new tent. He ' ll awake some day to find that he has graduated from Morton High School. Bob thought botany was hard. - Why Girls leave Home. Page twenty-seven (M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M Grace Chrowe — Commercial G. A .A. ' 19, ' 20, ' 21. ' 21; Commercial club ' 21; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Frenzied Frolics; Pedestrian club ' 21; Dramatic Society ' 20, ' 21. Grace will introduce herself with a Vou say it was? She is happy, full of pep, likes dancing and crowds, and will not be serious. Sherlock himself couldn ' t tind evidence that she studied. Franklin Johnson — Acadonic French club. Meek, quiet, little Frankie has more friends than he realizes. Me served behind the counter vinder Harry, back in the days of the Gem. (Them was the days. ) Frankie studies, crams, and works a little harder than the average. BoNiTA Wilson — Commercial Commercial club ' 20, ' 21 ; Etiquette 22 ; Travel club ' 22. Bonita is engaged heavily in the sport of Short- hand. She never hurries, and never loafs. Evelyn Ullom — Commercial 21. Commercial cluli ' 21 ; Pedestrian club Etiquette club ' 22; Girls ' Glee club ' 22. Evelyn carries a suitcase full of second-hand slang, which she dishes out to everybody in large amounts. Harkins was in a picture with her once upon a time. She is as lively as she looks. - Sara Kring — Academic Noyrrac; I ' rench chit); Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22. Sara sounds like a mind reader or an oriental dancer, but Miss Kring of the Noyrrac brings us back to earth. Site is attractive and pursued ))y many. Elden H(K s — Academic S. B. B. C. ' 22; Kern Kraft Klub ' 21; Science clul) ' 20. Elden clerks in a grocery, talks up around the fourth floor, lived in the chem lab, and made the second footliall team last year. A little more beef would have dumped him on the first team. Alice Lemon — Academic Dramatic Society 21, ' 22; Student Council; Art club; Latin club; Pedestrian club; Girls ' S. B. C. 22; Noyrrac ' 12; Etiquette club; The Conspira- cy; Sacchus Malorum; Madame Princeton, Alice has been active during her four years. Her name can never be applied. She is congenial and keeps her friends forever. Wesler Scull — Academic Debating team 21. ' 22; Student Council ' 20, ' 22; Orchestra ' 20, ' 21, ' 21; Band ' 21, ' 11; M club ' 21, ' 22. Philathea ' 2 , ' 22. Latin club ' 22. Wes is the sky terrier of the Cliemistry De- partment. ' ery reserved and deliberate. Slides a trombone, speaks from tlie rostrum, and enjoys Latin. - Pajamas are two-cylinder nighties. Page twenty-eiglit (m: THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) Irene Feltman — Academic Philathea ' 21; Noyrrac ' 22; Latin club ' 20, 21 ; ■ ' Sacchus Malorum; Art club 20; Etiquette club ' 22; French club 22. What Irene lacks in size, she makes up for in swimming. A very good student who is planning to be a missionary in some jungle of India. Is soft-spoken, independent, and holds herself aloof. Bernice Weaver — Commercial Bernice will not graduate this year either. So Bernice Weaver, of the class of 1923, is comment enough. Lois Hubbard — Academic Noyrrac club ; Spanish club ; Pedestrian club; Girls ' Glee club. Lois came from Lynn. She takes everything seriously. On her list of activities she wrote : activities of the Sociology class. We don ' t know l ut what we should have let it go. She will prolia- I)ly enter a medical school and then the field of service. Donald Hiatt — Academic S. B. B. C. ' 22; Second footljall team ' 21; Second B. B. team ' 21, ' 22; Morning League; Hi-Y. Don is a boon companion of Doc Fonts. If there were a few more fellows like Don up here, high school would be one big brotherhood. Damon and Pythias are both after tlie same female. Elizabeth McCormick — Academic Noyrrac; Kem Kraft Klub; Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Basketball; Independent B. B. team ' 20. Betsy is going to teach gym. She likes ath- letics and yells with the Booster clul). In the ranks of the Xoyrracs. Friendly, cheerful, aTid likes the other girls. Ignace J. Bankowski — Academic Political Science club. Igie came from St. Andrew ' s to finish at Morton. Every time his name is read for the attendance slip, school is dismissed for the day. lie always works like the teacher was watching him. Elmer Aufdermasch — Commercial Elmer, of the merry Irish cognomen, made a hit with a flapper once. He bumped into her in the hall. Elmer won ' t think this is a bit funny, lie ain ' t that kind. Marjorie Fulle — Commercial My America League ' 18; G. A. A. ' 18, 19, ' 30, ' 21; Pedestrian club ' 21, ' 22; Travel club ' 21. ' 22 Eti- quette club ' 22; Commercial club 20, ' 21. ■ Marjorie is always interested, whether you want her to be or not. She carries a rapid-lire voice all over the building. Never misses a chance to make a speech before the class. - W Two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: Twins. Page twenty-nine (M THE TWENTY -TWO PIERIAN (M Fay Crossley — Academic Pedestrian ' 21. ' 22; Girls ' Glee club ' 22; French club ' 21. ' 22. Fay sits in a class room so quietly you forget she is there. That ' s all we could learn. Morris Cottingham — Academic Orchestra; Band; Spanish club; Mikado. Moses does a lot uf running around for the Physics Department. When he isn ' t soaking the kettle drums or l)lowing fuzes, he is getting into some kind of mischief. Has an over-developed sense of humor. Dorothy S hurley — Commercial Pedestrian club ' 19, ' 20. ' 21- Commercial club. Dorothy is one of those girls that strolls around and shoots up a lot of good films. Belongs to the Pedestrian clutj gang and hikes about as much as the bathing beauties swim. Wants to work in a bank. F rank Asfalh — Commercial Frank came to Morton from St. Andrew ' s so he could take hours and hours of math. Combed his hair to have his picture taken. - T. O. Cantwell — Sfoiisor Sponsor of Class of 1922, ' 21, ' 22; Manager Spring Athletics ' 21; Manager Football ' 21; M. H. S. Faculty ' 21, ' 22; Senior Plav Coach ' 22; Chairman Play Committee ' 22; Sponsor Girls ' S. B. C. ' 22; Sponsor J. B. B. C. ' 22; Sponsor Colored Hi-V ' 21, ' 22; Sponser Kem Kraft Klub ' 21; ■■Pinatore; Frenzied Frolics; Faculty Advisor PIERIAN. Doc mayjie a big leader up at high school, but at home he ' s married. The worthy sponsor of the Senior class and about everything else. Studies every night to lie a doctor, and when school is out, takes the next train for Chicago. Ruth H. rrington — Acadcwic Noyrrac ' 22;; Art club ' 20; Latin club ' 2(1, ' 21; Pedestrian clult ' 21, ' 22. Ruth has not spent her time fooling around, but has made every minute count. ' erv refined and ladylike, and is Dean Parke ' s idea of a model girl, although she don ' t know it. RrcH. RD RoBBINS — Vocalioihil Dick has made good in Vocational Drafting and promises to lie a credit to the Vocational Depart- ment. Called Santa Claus by his advisory group. . . Kemper — Janitor W ' e didn ' t want to publish an annual without a picture of our real friend, Mr. Kemper, For a good many years he has done his work faithfully and well, besides going out of his way to help the students. If he has any enemies, we never saw them. Helped the PIERIAN ' out. w The world is mine! It is Commencement Day! Page thirty Page thirty-one (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M) Football l l ] I. H. S. FooTUAi.L Team — Eastern ' Ixdiaxa Champions Review of the Season - THE Season of 1921 in tuolball was the biggest and most successful in the history of Mt.irton High School athletics. Confitlence in Coach Stenger and his men was unbounded, and everyone felt that at last Morton was to feel the thrill of victory. Seven strong teams were met, out of which si.x were defeated, giving Alorton the undisputed title of Eastern Indiana Cham]iions. ' Wilkinson Game Mortim High dinvned Wilkinson at Reid Field, Earlhani, October Sth, by the score of 7-0. The maioritv of Morton ' s men were new, which accounts for the low score. No individual stars, but everyone playing fast football. Bluffton Game October 15th. Morton journeyed to Bluffton, and defeated her to the tune of 14-7. Greene ' s punting helped win. Knightstown Game Morton High won her third game on October 22nd, liv defeating Kni.ghtstown IT-i, on Reid Field. K. H. S. scored first with a drop kick, after which Morton held the oval. Brown made a sensational 60-vard end run for a touchdown. Malone deserves mention for the creditable way in which he handled the team. (Continued on page 38.) Be a live one if it kills you. Page thirty-two w (Mt THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) CJHAT THE ' j Dip L p THt ' K - Football should be settled by arbitration. P;igc tliirty-three w M THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN M) I CAPT. THOMAS SdlUMAKER-Half Back ' 21, ' 21 Weight 155. Tommy is all that a good captain should be. A real backfield man with an educated toe and a spirit that makes friends. Played his last game for jViorton. THOMAS XOLAXD— End Jl. ' II; Weight 135. Tommy played on nerve and head work instead of brawn. Played a mean game with Sheridan. Sprained ankle put liim out of the regulars. Out this year. JACK MATTOX— Center ' IX ' l. ' 22; Weight 175. Energy showed us that a center could do more than merely pass the ball. Has seen three years of service and is captain for next year. Pipe the shiner! RALPH KEXXEUV— Full Back ' ll; Weight 160. Gabe made more improvement than all the others. At Sheridan in the face of defeat, he did his best work. One of the main men throughout the season. With us next year. WEXDELL STAXLEV— Right End ' 12; Weight 160. Vou can find Stanley in all of the action pic- tures. He made the one touchdown against Wil- kinson. Graduates this year. H. Rt)|.l) MAL()XE-(Uiarterback ' 11; Weight 145. Molly was the brains of the gang. Fine work at quarter, and ready for the whistle next season. DOXALD SEMLER— Tackle ' 11; Weight I O. Don was a good man wlien needed. Has the real stuff for next year. PAUL LOOS— Half Back ' 12 Weight 135. Hoss worked hard continually, especially at Elkhart. His nose knc season. May be back next - -w A high school is known by the athletes it keeps. Page thirty-four |{ (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PI BRIAN :M) MAURICE MINNICK— Guard ' 22; Weight 165. Fat is another good man who helped make the record. Has played his last game here. VERXON SPAULDINX.— Guard ' 22; Weight 175. Our big stone wall. Fat played good l all stead- ily. Also out this year. MAHLON WALLS— Guard ' 21, ' 22; Weight 175. No, Sylvestre, this is not Ben Turpin, but Wall- sie after he climl.)ed out of a mix-up with Knights- town. With us next year, we hope. PAUL MULLIGAN— Left End ' 21, ' 22; Weight 155. Irish, the Uncracked Nut, made three touch- downs in the Decatur game, one after running over sixty-tive yards. Two ribs busted at New- castle. Always happy. Waiting for the season to start again. STANLEY GREENE— Tackle ' 21, ' 22; Weight 195. Sam looks slightly hard-boiled here, but he got over it in time for the basketball season. A big, fine gridiron specimen. His punting won many times. Graduates. GORDON GAYLOR— Tackle ' 22; Weight 195. Luke, with the aid of 195 pounds of solid pig- iron and a sweetie on the sidelines, made a war horse that will not soon be forgotten. Left school to run a grocery. LOURIE BROWN— Half Back ' 22; Weight 160. In the Knightstown game. Brownie ran sixty yards for a touchdown. Hard working and faith- ful. Graduates. BERNARD KIIONLE— Tackle ' 12 Weight 150. At Bluff ton, Bernie played the entire game, and tackled like a veteran. In line for next year. - Our slogan for next year: Wipe Sheridan off the map. Page thirty-five w (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) i - High school without athletics would be like bacon without eggs. I ii;f tliin. -si. - I (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) | - RED AMD WHITE a -S-UPtRsELLl M - The Comedy of Errors is never appreciated when put on by the home team. Page thirty -seven M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (MJ Football (t ' ontinned fnun page 3J. ) Elkhart Game Morton traveled to tlie northern part of the state and defeated Elkhart. Octolier 29th, bi ' the score of 15-0. Our points were made by two touchdowns, a goal after touchdown, and a safety by an Elkhart man. Three days rain had made this field a good swimming hole, accordina to Noland. The team received a wonderful send-oflf l.)y the school when the train started for Elkhart, after which, as Spaulding said, they were afraid to come back without winning. Decatur Game On Novemlier 4th. the largest crowd of the season saw Morton wallop Decatur on Reid Field, 35-6. The game was featured by the wonderful work of Irish Mulligan, end. who made three touchdowns, one on a run of over 65 yards. Captain Tom Schumaker kicked five goals out of as many attempts. The Decatur gang was heavy and gained by line bucks, while M. H. S. resorted to trick plays, end runs, and forward passes. New Castle Game Over three hundred rooters and the band got to the Rose City in some manner to witness the defeat of Morton ' s old rival, Newcastle. The game was played on Ma.xwell Field on half snow, half mud. It will go down in M. H. S. history as a hard, well-earned victory. Twice we had the ball on Newcastle ' s one-yard line, only to lose it on downs. In the third quarter, after long attempts to .get the pigskin over the line, Malone carried it across. Mulligan was laid out with two broken ribs, but Alorton had the fighting spirit in her. Throughout the rest of the game, both teams Ijattled hard to gain but neither was successful. Slorton now had six scalps in her belt. 2 Hey Sheridan! Bring back my N ' ictory pants ! Sheridan Game A hearfbrcakin.g .game must be written np as well as the others. On November 19th, Sheridan High defeated Morton at the Play Grounds 13-0. Reid Field was in no condition for a game, due to the heavy rain fall. Two serious fumbles on the part of M. H. S. paved the way for both of Sheridan ' s touchdowns. The Sheridan team admitted that Luck certainly was with them that day. They played good, clean football throu,ghout. Kennedy did some fine line i)lunging and end running. .Al- though the season ended in a defeat, M. H. S. is Eastern Indiana Champion, and the athletic standard has been raised considerably over the past. Coach Stenger is given the credit for this success. The Season at a Glance M. H. S 7 M. H. S 14 M. H. S 27 M. H. S 15 M. H. S 35 M. H. S 6 M. H. S Total Points 104 Wilkinson Here I ' duft ' ton 7 There Knightstown 3 Here Elkhart There Decatur 6 Here Newcastle There Sheridan 13 Here Total Points 29 - w A guy can go through Newcastle high on one shirt. Page thirty-eight [ H (M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) § Basketball W22 M. II. S. BASK I:T BALL TKAM - The 1922 Basketball Season WHEN the basketball season opened. Coach Grant Stenger had five veterans, and a wealth of new material with which to bnild a winning team. Morton played nineteen games, winning fifteen. During the season the team made four week-end trips of two games each, winning every .game. Connersville was defeated on her own floor, 21-14. Our greatest rival, Newcastle, lost to us. Hamilton, Decatur and Dupont, of Louisville, were among those conquered. Decided improvement in Morton ' s athletic standing followed the comin.g of Coach Grant N. Stenger to Richmond. Stenger .graduated from Northwestern Colle,ge. Napers- ville, Illinois, in 1921. He distinguished himself in all forms of athletics while there. Since he has coached here, a new spirit, a spirit of manliness, has imbued tlie teams which he has had in charge. The Season at a Glance M.H. S.. M. H. S.. M. H. S.. ill. U.S.. M. H. S.. M. H. S.. M.H. S.. M. H. S.. M. H. S.. M. H. S.. ..21 ..46 ..24 ..24 ..47 ..29 -.35 ..16 ..32 ..28 Milrov Elkhart . . . . Eaton Hamilton . . . L nion City . Winchester . Ridgevillc . . Rushville . . Hagerstown Columbus . . 28 10 ,16 17 10 12 1 21 16 ,37 . L II. S... M.H. S.. M.H.S.. M.H. S.., M.H. S.. M.H. S... M.H. S.. M. H. S.. M.H. S.. Total Pts ..31 ..21 . .35 ..25 ..23 ..26 ..28 ..29 . .14 , 534 Dupont (Ky.) 21 Connersville 14 Decatur 30 Wabash 19 Spiceland ... 9 Newcastle . . .21 Liberty 12 Brownsville .11 Connersville 28 Opponents ' 333 w At Connersville game — Is there a Christian here? Can ' t some one pray? Page thirty-nine [ H (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) I - But lo! The name of Lemuel Greene led all the rest! Page forty W (M ' THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (Ml CAPT. STANLEY GREENE— Back Guard ' 21. ' 22. Sam has a smile like a rin in a circus tent. An able captain. He is cool headed and has kept many a team from scoring. His black hair and flashing eye get the flappers. Graduates, we regret to state. RALPH KENNEDY— Center ' 22. Gabe repeated his football success on the hard- wood court. He devotes just thirty minutes per day to arduous training; ten minutes for lireak- fast, ten for dinner, and ten for supper. Those long shots of his were a dehght to the fans. On deck next year. DANIEL ROST— Forward ' 21, ' 22. Dan can hit the basket from most any old place on the floor. He is a hard-working player who g ave his best to the cause. Has a wealth of tight and grit and his place will be hard to fill. PHILLIP KESSLER— Floor Guard ' 22. White y is an important factor in breaking up the opponent ' s plays. He doesn ' t think basketball is a pink tea affair. Was the find of the season. Is a sophomore and picked as all district floor guard. DALE HARKINS— Forward ' 20, ' 21, 22. Harkie prefers dodging to bruising and conse- quently makes some goals. He is the fastest man around here (no, girls, you got us wrong), has the dribble well in hand, passes quickly and accurate- ly, and leaves us this year. JACK MATTOX— Sub Floor Guard ' 22. Jack is the utility lady ' s man of the squad. He blushes every time he makes a goal. In spite of the loss of his favorite tooth, Energy never lost that Grand Canon smile. One more year. VERNON SPAULDING— Sub Back Guard 21, ' 22. Fat owns a transcontinental grin, and a large dimple. Although he was on the bench most of the time, he shows his caliber. Out this year. THOMAS SCHL ' MAKER— Sub Center ' 11. Tommy has a full-pressure grin. That his play- ing was of the same order, his opponents will testi- fy. He has never been afraid to rough it. Will be missed by everyone, including a certain little junior. - - Tooth-paste factories please copy. Page forty-one § (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN ' Mi | - f S P O R T Sp ! L An M is more to be prized than much Greek and fine learning. Page forty-two -[ (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) Top Row — Smith, Nixon, Cummins, Hosier, Lacey, Beeson, Reid, Khonle. Bottom Row — Rizio, Ewbanks, Romev, Walls, Hiatt, Minnick, Porter. M. H. S. Second Basketball Team THE Second team distiiiyuishecl itself in 1922 liv defeating eight teams out of ten, including such tirst teams as Dixon Township, e v Paris, and I ' .niwnsx ' ille. Coach Little is held cliiefly re- s]Hinsil)le fur the success of the team. RUSSELL BROWN—)-. Leader The leader uf nur Howling (ians lias liad some I)retty tdiigli luck. Back in the ' 20 liasketball season Russ played a game and stuck right with the team all of the year. He did not play enough to get an R. When the football season opened, Russ was out in full armor, rapidly developing into a wonderful half back. ' l ho first game of the season was not far off. But in the practice scrimmage Russ got his collar hone broken, and was out of harness for all of the games. Although he never received a letter. Russ has worked hard for the success of all teams. He has always taken an active interest in athletics. He has that bull-dog spirit. When declared ineli- gible for athletic teams, Russ immediately grabbed the megaphone, and started in to help his fellow athletes to win. One of the hardest workers for athletics in Morton. - - Hit ' em high, — hit ' em low, — Yea Morton, Let ' s go! I ' age fuity-thrce M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M Pen ' n Ink Sports FRIDAY NIGHT AHONG THE COriiC PEOPLE v OMT YOU flttOH- Pi Nl u TC THE. - Herb Hot- senpillerwas not on the Pierian staff, Init h e made many con- triluitions. We are indebted to the Register for the use of a few- cartoons, o n e of them being the cut on the left. The whale gets in trouble only when he starts to blow. Page furty-toiir W (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) | Minor Sports Top Row — ( )ach Stenjjer, Malone, Rvan, Kessler, Manager Sellers. MiHHIe Row — Hohson, Beck, Lutz, Huher. Bottom Row — Matthews, liodgin, Greene, Reid, Brown. T R«y«.e.y C 4-wvbbe )1 — Jon es VV l1 t-KmS ' T E ' • i 1922 Morton Track Team The schedule : AI. H. S. 31, . nderson 59 (there) M. H. S. 33, Connersville 64 (here) AI. H. S. 32, Tech.,Indianapolis67 (here ) Sectional Meet at Connersville. Alay 27 AI. 11. S. vs. Aluncie ( here) See page 107. Morton Tennis Team The Tennis Team flefeated Conners- illc twice in 1S 21. Games are scheduled with Hamilton and Connersville for the ciiming season. Plans for a Tennis Tour- nament are being made in Richmond, but the Pierian goes to press before any defi- nite statements are made. Baseball-1922 See page 108. - The love game is never called off on account of darkness. Page forty-tivc W 1 Mi THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN Girls ' Athletics ' Mi 1 pRosK - Senior Basketball Team- Girls ' Champions Juanita Detmer, F.. CaM. lone Heironimus, G. Alice Eby, F. Agatha Phelps, C. Merle Thistlethwaite. G. Margaret Smith, C. Substitutes : Mildred ilann Aliriam Little Amiah Clarke See page 106 Everyone makes room for an athlete. I ' age forty-six w Page forty -seven f (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M Publications - ROTHER rS BUSINESS id Lgucie Bnjwa have inncd ' £t o. ' Rukk.iDS fell letters and ■A otlK-r iclt (oods, low three brech rs 3:1 two o( : studeiiis in scbool. II they go The M. H. S. Register, Richmond, Indiana A weekly juui-iial puljlislu-cl in tlu- interests ot the student liodv of Morton Hii;h School edited by the class in Journalism and printed in the school print shop. Gene Harding: 21, and ctor: Flovd Schlauch; 1921 Joint Editors: Irene .larra ' 22, and Marston liodcin ' 22: Bnsines ' s ManaRers Llavton lackson 22: lournahsm Instructor: Herman ilakev: Trintins Ifistructo wfi, ff ' ,! ' ' Wargaret Coe, T. Grafi;is, M. Hamilton, C. Harding Irene Jarra, M. Hodfi.n, P. OniVe; cfif I P = «% ' l ' Semler, P. Mnll.Ean, C Amick, L. Lady, G. Jay, T. Xcland. Bettv Coate. fe, Mnte. L. Peacock, B. Bantz, C. Spears, K. Kine, Mary Katherine VounEflesh. Too many reporters spoil a scoop. w Page forty-eight I (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN jmT SCHOOL DAYS . ' THE REGISTER % ro MORTON SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL D 4 -e ' «0„, .M CLUB INITIATION QOK E f . MORTON SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL H ° ' ' ' VOU . ' °° ' ' .«■■ CLUB INITIATION QQK H f, , . Slfig toon ' ' ' ° e Beautiful miss mains enable r ' r, ' MIKADO A success ' - - -s ' - ' ' ' rr t cT Mo. Than S6.00 PROFIT F. V f T ft I ' USIC DEPARTMENT 7 Sn ' ' ' y ' W0P,„ ' ' NEWCASTLE flQ.npy -r-r. - ;sdoneng ,-;..°« o Christmas, f-o c«.. f l UWerS lO ■ ,„,« hd.torial ' NASHVILLE ' VHaT ' S on i ' OUR HIP MEET ME AT ORCHESTRA OFm 5 FELLOWS ask the girls imSfA . ' B about our camera SHOP mUAl Mmir M , II I I ' ' NER lOTH AND MAIN rmmiw m m i r r, l ewest models IL £ e m barter. Prop CONflNUt TO PLAY % ..., Q- .,v ..,, l 6 ;,KES RECORD § J- Find your place lost and found g f ruj r p f (§) Fill it . PATRONS OF SCHOOL g SCHOOI vlS Lr CROWD CORRIDORS gg CW SJiS if VISITING TEAMS ' S,x Consecutive W.ns SI r ' ' ' ' ' «  « Keep the Cofoean, _ • S§ Boost the SENIORS • I ■ iT. tf H d Grown in 0: 1. ' g Clean I O f § T ' r W Zl ep ™OWSANDS CHEER TEAMS 9 | ' ' ' « TONIGHT i T - --.V ' ' HOLIDAY SCHEDUiE 1, - n fight .. - ' S ' S t FALLS TO MORTON S „!: ' ' - -— -- ;j- ,,e IN FAST CONTEST ftM-H-S. PLOWS THRU v. .Ptv ' eas a • Winchester OuvP- S f,trp ' IISIC. SPEECHES £,D DAY - h mm ON HONOR ROIL y ui ' A ' ., - — vo„ ' i9Ja : : — : — : — Getting facts from a Register story is like unscrambling eggs. Page forty-nine M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M - Press 1922 Pierian Staff Tlie Twenty-Two Pierian First Publication 1909 Norman HoefFer, Ed ' tor-in-chicf Gene Harding. Business Manager Wendell Stanley, Assistant Editor Walter an Etten, Artist Louise Spalding. Typist Lourie Brown. Exploiter Earl Commons. Collector Martha Eggemeyer, Jokes T. O. Cantwell. Advisor Contributors The Register Herb Hotsenpiller Irene Jarra Imgrarings by Indianapolis Engraving Co. Printing by Nicholson Printing S: Mfg. Company Photography by Rov Norris Hirshburg Makers of the Book Pl ' TTlXCi out an annual is iKjt the easiest tiling in the irkl. The worst annual ever puhlishecl required an imusual amount of time and work. And no matter what the size of the statt, a few people always do all the work. Certain memhers of our staff literally took off their coats and got down to work. Cares have infested the lays, and the nis lus have not been filled with music. Hut ihey all came through smiling. llarding, the business manager, did some unusual thing ' s. He raised enough money. Me helped all he could on the editorial side. He sold more advertising than ever. He kept us from going in a hole. Stanley took the place of assistant late in the game. Hut he has worked with never-failing enthusiasm during the day and most of the night. He also helped on the Imsiness side. The I ' lliRLW this year is the result of co-operation between the two sides. The party of the third part was Walt X ' anlltten. (lifted with a good pen and the spring fever, Walt spent many unhapiiy hours awa - from the Murray and Washington — drawing, drawing, drawing. In the eleventh hour we were helped greatly by Herb Hotsenpiller and his miglu pen. The three great unseen helpers were: Xicbolson Printing i.V Hg. Co., Indianapolis Engraving Co.. ami Rov Hirsbbiu ' g. Alav all three always get the contracts at Morton. anil Rov Hirsbbiu ' g. May XicK HoEFFi .R. Rditor ' 22. w Popular PIERIAN Editors are not. They can ' t. I ' age litty ■ ' ■ ■ ' '  ™° — I (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (Mi | Debating Stanley Campbell Scull M. H. S. Debating Team Miss Blanche M. Doran ALL who are interested in Morton High School and in the many activities, musical, atliletic, dramatic and forensic, carried on bv the students here, are proud of the work of Richmond ' s De- latino; Team this year. Debating is a worthwiiile interscholastic activity. To students of keen intellect it gives opportunity for the development of quick thinking and ready ex- ])ression. Debating, like athletics, offers a challenge. It calls upon every student for support of our school team. As coach of the Richmond team this year, T have enjoyed and appreciated the ready response and splendid cooperation given by the four men on our team: ' esler Scull, .Allan Camiibell, Wendell Stan- ley and William Romey. B. ' L DoR.vx, Instructor in Public Sfcukin j. Ft Wayne Dual Debate The question: Resolved, that the L ' nited States should grant the l ' hili|)pine Islands their political independence within the next year. ' P ' ridaw Alarcli 31, 1922. The Alorton Atifirmative team went to Ft. Wayne, while the iX ' egative team defended the question in the auditorium here. FT. WAYNE RICl-nK )XD lorton ( Staidev and Romev ) 1 Ft. Wayne 1 Ft. Wavne .... ' . 2 Morton ( Campbell and Scull ) 2 - Living; next to a debater is as pleasant as sleeping in a boiler factory. w Page lifty-one f ' M THE TWENTY -TWO PIERIAN M ' I Oratory a jf oee (« TePiy (r A T)Qn Wesler Scull wun the Knollcniicrg Cup Contest in cha]ii ' l on May 5. 1922. speaking on the subject Crime Wave and Law Enforcement. On May 19. 1922, Allan Campbell won the NusliauTii Cup Contest. His subject was The Open Shop. Irene Jarra and Wesler Scull were the speakers for tile Senior Ciimmencemcnt on June 2. 1922. The subjects were The Mariner ' s Compass. and Carry On. - Actors may strut and singers may scream, but orators rave on forever. l ' ;ii;e liflv-lwo w |{ (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M }| Art Top— (left to right) Miss Morgan. PIERIAN office, Student Managev. Exterior view of PIERIAN office, PIERIAN Props, Tracksters. Hirshburg ' s lioosters, Doc from the office, Painting in Oils by Hodgin (the only real art on this page). The Crent Bicycle Race. The Art Section C )n second thought, it seems we have made a mistake. This should be labeled hash. The truth is, we have nothing for Art. so we offer for your approval a good example of bad snaps, material, and arranging. — ■ I beg your pardon, said the convict, as the governor passed his cell. Page fifty-three (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM ' Dramatics - St;iRe SettiTiK for Tlit: Mikadc. Scencrv tjy tlie Art Departintrnt. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIU: I The evenings of Thursday. Friday, Saturday. P ' ebruary 9, 10. and 11, 1922, and two special Matinees on February 10 and 11, with a second company in the leading roles. MORTON HIGH SCHOOL PRESENTS The Mikado The Japanese Comic Opera by Gilbert and Sullivr.n Under the Direction of Mr. L. Barton Evans. Cast of Characters { . Xrransed in tlie order of their first appearance.) Pish Tush, a noble lord. Morris Cottintjliam Nanki Poo, Mikado ' s son, dis.yuised as a minstrel Paul Birchfield Pooh Piah, Lord Hiyh Everything Else William Komey Ko-Ko, Lord High E.xecutioner Norman Hocffer ' u l m Rhea Crandall I ' itti . ' ing Martha Plummer I ' eep I ' m Norma Meloy Katisha. an elderly lady.. Helen Mashmeyer The Mikado. Kuler of japan.. Keith Crum L ' nilirella bearer Griffin Jay Gentlemen of Japan — Messrs. Bantz. L. Brown. Clark. L. Davis. DeBeck, Ewing, Fitzpatrick. Harrington, Hinsky, Hodgin. Jay, Johanning, King, Klutc, Mendenhall, Semler, Weiman. Japanese School GirLs — Misses Collins, Critchett. Kinert. Loliinsky, Land. Chris- tine Lewis, Dorothy Lewis, Livingstone, Loofbourrovv, Masters, McMahon, Sack- man, Semler, Sheppard, Starr, Townsend. Principals of Second Company Pish Tush Roy Hawekotte Ko-Ko Robert Davis Yum Yum Marguerite Cox Peep Bo Madonna Newton The Mikado George Krueger w Everybody feels sorry for an amateur on his first night. PaRc fifty-four iiiiiniiiinimMiyii I (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M [5? L Three LtttLc rO °DS -p oK- PW- V,.f. , -fu RA TiSH T o-,vv School --- ' Bah S ' kj- MiK ' Oo Actresses will happen even in the best of families. Page tifty-five - Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M TVt cJni iC The Mikado ACT I Exterior of Ko-Ko ' s Palace. The Courtyar l. ACT II Same as Act I. Later in the day. Scenery by M. H. S. . rt Department. Properties by AI. H. S. Woodwork Department. Electrical Effects liy M. H. S. Science I)epartment. EXECUTI ' E ST. FF FOR MORTOK HIGH SCHOOL Mr. L. Bartiin Evans, Stmic Moiuiticr Hiss . nna L. Finfrnck, Assistant Stage Manager Mr. J. E. Maddy, Musical Director Mr. S. D. Neff, Miss Emma Bond. Wardrobe - SUMM- RY OF MUSIC- L NUMBERS - CT 1 Opening Chorus Chorus of Men A W ' and ' ring Minstrel I Paul Birchfield Our Great Mikadu Morris Cottingham and Chorus Young Man. Despair William Romey. with Mr. Birchfield and Mr. Cottingham And Have I Journey ' d Mr. Birchfield and Mr. Romey Taken From the County Jail Xorman Hoeflfer and Chorus I ' ve Got a Little List Mr. Hoeffer and Chorus Comes a Train of Little Ladies Chorus of Girls Three Little Maids F ' rom School Rhea Crandall. Martha Plummer and Norma Meloy Youth Must Have Its F ' ling . . Miss Crandall. Miss Plummer, Miss Meloy and Mr. Romey Were You Not To Ko-Ko Plighted Mr. Birchfield and Miss Crandall To Sit In Solemn Silence Mr. Romey, Mr. Hoeffer and Mr. Cottingham With . spect Stern — F ' inale . ct I. Act II Braid the Raven Hair Miss Plummer and Chorus of Girls The Moon and 1 Miss Crandall Here ' s a Howdy-de-do Miss Crandall, Mr. Birchfield and Mr. HoetTer Mi-ya Sama (Entrance of Mikado and Kat isha ) Keith Crum and Helen Mashmeyer A More Humane Mikado Mr. Cruiu and Chorus The Criminal Cried Miss Plummer. Mr. Hoeffer, Mr. Romey and Chorus Glee Miss Plummer, Mr. Hoeffer. Mr. Romey. Miss Mashmeyer and Mr. Crum The Flowers That Bloom in the Spring Mr. Birchfield and Mr. Hoeffer . lone, and Yet . live Miss Mashmever Tit-Willow • Mr. Hoeffer There is Beauty Miss Mashmeyer and Mr. Hoeft ' er l ' ' or He ' s Gone and Married um- ' um — hinale . ct II. The Mikado company played five performances without stopping an egg. Paffe lifty-six w iiiiiMiiiBF ifi iii wwMyMiBwi i iriwKWMMit ' vi i mMMnr M) THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN (M ' [li - MORTON HIGH SCHOOL PRESENTS Frenzied Frolics An All-school audeville Paul Quigg, Stage Director Norman Hoeffer. Assistaiil J. E. Maddy Miisifiil Director Meloy Company opened the bill with some clever songs and musical numbers. Little Aliss Meloy featured the acl with her dancing and cute singing. Several attrac- tive girls did the musi- cal numbers well. FREMZIED FROLICS VAUDCk ' l.i.E — © Fitz, The Wizard, does a fair magic act very well. He holds the interest throughout the act with his bright side talk. L ' sed an assistant in the audience, and works with chem- icals, small animals, and complete equipment. The third spot was held down by Miss Betty Morgan, who needs no introduction. She displayed lier usual high-grade act of Terpsichore. WHnderful costumes and dancing ability. She will go far. Three Merry Maids offered a strictly musical program. The Misses Crandall and Mashmeyer sing well sei)arately and together. Miss Schell assisted at the piano. Morgan I. Bettye {Francis Robinson) scored the outstanding liit of tlie vaudeville. He burlesqued the dancing of Miss Morgan with unusual aliility. He also did some dangerous tumbling. Assisted by Malcomb Smith. A Pair of Lunatics, with Allan Campbell and the late Miss Lucile Thurman. was an amusing farce, presented in an attractive manner. Dutch and Maggie, otherwise known as Paul Quigg and Marguerite Cox, put the l]ig time stuff into the bill. Dutch sang well and drew the applause. However his songs were a little out of place. Maggie plays Jazzzzzz as no one else can do it. She also sings. Hoeffer and Crum. blackface and a straight, entertained with a song or two, and a lot of sidewalk patter. It began with an interruption act, and ran fifteen minutes. They worked hard fnr the headlining act. Ewing and His jazz Hounds succeeded. Wardrobe and up-tn-the-niinutc music. They put their stuff across the footlights. The feature was the trio, Mr. Romey, and the Misses Eggemeyer and Plummer, who sang pleasingly and danced in front of the jazz band. Ye Olde Facultie, composed of members of the faculty, gave a long and varied act, ranging from classical dancing to old gags. Packed houses witnessed the two evening performances in the Auditorium. — R. H. D. Melodrama makes the whole world kin. Page iifty-seveu - M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' I - High school theatrics are uncalled for, but they arouse noise from the balconie Page lUty-eight M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) ■ ■■, ' ,1. ' ' ' ■ ' ' y, l ' ; )Ur. h Miss Civilization ' — 1. Alice (Helen Wethenll) surprises the burglars. 2. The police arrive in the nick of time. Six Times Nine — The Girls discuss the question. The Dear Departed — Mr. Merryweather (Francis Robinson) comes to life after an all-night drunk. Capt. Joe — The girls after the game. MISS CIVILIZATION By Richard Harding Davis Presented by Public Speaking Class Alice Gardner Helen Wetherill Uncle Joe Hatch Norman Hoeffer Harry Hayes Gene Harding Brick Meakin Murrel Hamilton Capt. Lucas Richard Peed Policemen — Elden Hoos, Lourie Brown, and Law- rence Peacock. CAPTAIN JOE Presented by the Noyrrac Club Josephine (Capt, Joe) Alice Lemon Mildred Martha Eggemeyer Kate Florence Wilson Pat Mary Frances Churchell Sue Sara Kring June Powell Irene Jarra Team Girls — Miriam Jordan, Helen Roland, Eliza- beth McCormick, Irene Feltman and Ruth Har- rington. THE DEAR I.)EP. KTED Presented by the Dramatic Society Mrs. Slater Reba Morgan Victoria Bernice Meyers Mr. Slater Griffin Jay Mr. Jordan Benjamin Ahl Mrs. Jordan Madge Townsend Mr. Merryweather Francis Robinson SIX TIMES NINE Presented by the Pedestrian Club Princess Dorothy Coyle Countess Alexis Blanche Miller Countess Yvonne Margaret Coe Freda Norma Meloy Lnrine Bernice Meyers Mrs. Hapgood Reba Morgan Winifred Grace Chrowe Lucy Margaret Livingstone Molly Helen Semler Amelia Miriam Little Delia Marguerite Cox - w The Dramatic Society ' s contribution to the uplift of drama is a boost in prices. Page fifty-nine M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M lieorge David Tim Jim Act 1 — Austin ( Norman Hoeffer) inherits a girls ' boarding school, wliich Mr. Johns (Richard Peed) and David (Benjamin . hl ) think he should sell, although George (Wendell Stanley) and the twins ( - 1- lan Campliell and Lewis . she lielieve lie should take it over. The Charm School Comedy in Three Acts. The Senior Class Play for 1922. The story re- lates the adven- tures of a young automobile sales- man, who. upon inheriting a girl ' s lioarding school from a maiden aunt. insists on running it himself, according to his own ideas, chief of which is. that the dominant feature in the education of a young girl of to- d a y should b e charm. Many hu- morous situations arise, and in the end the young man gives up the school to wait until the most precocious of his pupils reaches a marriageable age. The Charm School was first produced at the Bijou Theatre. New- York City, toured the country, and later screened, star- ring W allace Reid. EXECUTI E STAI ' l- l OR THE SENIOR CLASS T. (X Cantwell Shujc Manager A. J. Beriault SssisUiiil Wendell Stanley Rnsiiu-ss Maiunirr Mark Schroeder I ' r l i ' rty Master Norman Hoeffer Wardrnbe Master Elizabeth Mct. ' nrmick H ' arjrob,- Mistress Mr. T. O. t antwell - More action, Lionel, they ' re walking out on you! Page sixty M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M Act II— (Right) The Senior Class of the Fairview School for Girls, vote to return to their homes, be- cause they are to be taught charm. - MURRAY THEATRE Wednesday Matinee and Evening. Ma ' 31. l ' )22. THE SENIOR CLASS OF MORTON HIGH SCHOOL Presents (( The Charm School A Comedy by Alice Duer Miller and Roliert Milton With a Wee Bit of Music by Jerome Kern Under the Direction of T. O. Cantwell. assisted by Mr. A. J. Berianlt To Beo-in With Austin Bevans Norman Hoeffer An automobile salesman with IDEAS, which David Mac Kenzie Benjamin Ah] A law student, considers unpractical, though George Boyd Wendell Stanley An expert accountant, is willing to co-operate and so are Jim Simpkins. Allan Campbell and Tim Simpkins Lewis Ashe Who toil not and have never seriously con- sidered spinning. Homer Johns Richard Peed is the guardian of Elise Benedotti Martha Eggemeyer The president of the senior class at a school presided over by Miss Hays Helen Mashmeyer Who is loved and feared by all who know lier, including her secretary, Miss Curtis Madge Whitesell Who is always trying to think well of the senior class, consisting of Sally Boyd Alice Ehy who IS (ieorge ' s sister, and Muriel Doughty Alice Lemon Ethel Spelvin Opal Whetsel Alix Mercier Charlotte Colvin Lillian Stafford Grace Chrowe Madge Kent Elizaljeth McCormick Helen Williams Sara Kring Margaret Hill Lois Edwards Mary Powers Dorothy Coyle And it is hardly worth while to mention a junior Dotsie Hilda May Farmer who is alwavs in the wav. As soon as a girl gets in a play, she tries to look like a Movie Magazine Cover. Page sixty-one - (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M Austin Elise Sally Miss Curtis Miss Hays Act III — Elise (Martha Es. eTneyer) is broug:ht back to the school. The twins are engrossed in Sally {Alice Eby). Miss Curtis (Madge Whitesell) and Aliss Hays (Helen Mashmeyer ) are interested spectators. The Senior Play Committee T. O. Cantwcll, Cliainiiaii Alice Lemon Stanley Greene Francis Roliinson Mary Frances Cliurchell Norman Hoeffer - w Popular yell for chapel: We want music. I ' age sixty-two (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M [li Music J. E. Maddy, Director The A Orchestra Musical Season Bv Irene Tarra UNDOUBTEDLY the year .it ' 21 and ' 22 has been the most successful year tlie M. H. S. orchestra has ever experienced in the history of its organization. This is the first year the orchestra has been placed on a credit basis and as the crowning result it has achieved more than possibly any other orchestra in the CDuntry. Under the capable direction of Mr. Maddy, the orchestra has been able to pla y in a very creditable manner a type of music never before attempted by high school orchestras. Its repertoire for the past year included such numbers as Wagner ' s overture Rienze. March Slav, P ' ifth Symphony, and other selections of equal difficulty. By practicing five hours a week the orcliestra has been aljle to work up a greater range of music. The greatest event in all the history of M. H. S. music was the orchestra ' s appearance at Nashville, Tenn.. before the National Conference of Music Su- pervisors. Early in th; fall of 1921 the orchestra re- ceived an invitation from Mr. Gedhart, Supervisor of Music in Nashville, who had charge of the program for the convention, to play before the annual conference of Supervisors. The orchestra mem])ers were enthusiastic over the proposal and immediately launched a campaign to raise the necessary amount to defray the expense of the trip. . series of concerts were given, but, as these did not net the orchestra very much, other means for raising the required amount were sought. The Starr Piano Company came to the rescue by offering to make a record of the orchestra ' s plaving and to give half the proceeds to the Nashville fund. The orchestra played at the Company ' s local recording laboratory before the Christmas holidays and a record of two selections was made, namely: The Red Man and In the ' illage. The sale of the records, however, did not liring in the amount needed, so other things were tried. Princess Watahwaso was brought by the orchestra in cooperation with Fulg- hum ' s Music Store, and gave an orchestra benefit concert. The business men of Richmond also contributed largely to the fund so that liy the week of March 20 the necessary amount had been raised. The organization departed for Nashville on March 22. A series of four concerts was .given before Nashville audiences and before the convention. The first was a concert at Hume-Fog.g Hi,gh School, the second before the Peabody Demonstration School, the third and best, before the supervisors, and the last for the children at the State School for the Blind. By its appearance ])efore the convention, the orcliestra won for itself the title of the best orchestra in the country, according to remarks made by many of the supervisors. Many of the delegates to the convention expressed the intention of working up a higher standard of music in their own home towns. The M. H. S. orchestra really did more than play for the music supervisors — it set a standard which many schools will try to attain. A part of the orchestra had the valuable experience of plaving in tlie supervisors ' orchestra which gave a concert for the people of Nashville on March 23. On the return trip from Nashville the members of the orchestra enjoyed a trip through Mammoth Cave. The Nashville successes of the orchestra were followed bv manv invitations from cities in Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio. Of these the invitation to play at Columbus, Ohio, was accecpted. Morton has indeed great reason to be proud of its Champion Orchestra. - w Music is divine, but a tenor with sand in his voice box is a Pubhc Nuisance. I ' itge sixty-three M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M '  v ; - ra o t : r- o 5 £ T tj: ■ — 3 — ' 1 S - H 1 ■s 5 c 3 • n: - - c g :_ — ll- [ :2 o o ■c o i; ' i rX : 1 ■- :; r ■— - tl -c ;i:iS ::; r£ . - ; K t-H • - s 5: c c; -c CJ S p — y -— ■ ij i£ cj: .— n c r M z-5 ' 7 5: , .■ - - 5 g 5 - w — = . - ;=; Pan Tho X 2 — !S i c ' i ? IH cc y - c: H t § 5 -=S!S 1 g — nl p rt i ■ 1 i ■— William Norman Paul Sta Waller 1 - ' • ' C5) ■ %_, 5 , -c i- K 5 tC ' . i; 5 2 ! Unthanl stlethwa lith fderma and ley chell J:; cwcke jormaii lelleiihc inick w tJT _ ;: X, v X S ' ' - E n 5 ■| -NI 9 1- b •:; ci I -s. At:S -£. ajHS ' m ' - rt i 5 E S irS = ::S — .- ' . T « The best high school orchestra in the country. Homer Rodeheave w I ' age sixty-tour M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M 4i- rThEr NASHVILLE TR.IP ' mm mmss mmm m - -[ When the bunch got back from Nashville they walked like globe-trotters. Page sixty-live M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (Mi ■[Si M. H. S. ' ' B Orchestra Oganized 1920 ?iliss Juliet Xusbauni, Directress Llernice Richards, Concert Master First 1 ' ioliiis — liernice Richards Pauline Arnold Thelnia Shellenl)erger -Mary Minnick Morris Mendenhall Richard F ' inlev ( iaar Davis Elgar Hopkins Lucile Moorman Second J ' ioliiis — Clara liuber. Princif ' id Thelma Sullixan John Farmer ' ictor Turiiune Lester Strader i ' .yron McKee William Schroeder Cellos — luiiily Roberts 1 rma ' eaver ' tola — Carolyn Nice Clarinets — Walter Rinehart i ' ned Luring Rudolph Chase Cornets — ( leorge Rilgrim James Mulhgan French Horn — fiklred Minnick John I ' ancher Piano — Mary Sprong Helen Eichurn Bassoon — Maurice Longfellow Flutes — Horton Louies Edward Xusbaum Paul P.irchfield Drums — Morris Coltinghani - w The clarinet is hard to play and hard to listen to. Page sixly-six ( I (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (Mi | W Paul Stanley Clarion Thomas Raymond Conley Maurice Minnick Alaurice Longfellow ' ernon Spaulding Xorman Shelleniaerger Robert Hornailav M. H. S. Band Organized 1016 Ralph Ewing, Hand Leader J. E. Maddy. Director Paul Birchfield Roland Fancher Wesler Scull Morris Cottingham Warren Cottingham Roland Kemper John Fancher William Marshall i ' lurnell Abel James Mulligan Donald Chenoweth Willard Crandall Donald Murray Richard Crawtortl William Penery tjeorge Beam Walter Rinehart The Apollo Chorus Organized 191 ' ) J. E. AIadd -, Sl onsor William Romey. President Rhea Crandall, Secretary - If you have lived near a cornet-player, you can stand anything. Page sixty -seven w Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN fJVl - Girls ' Glee Club Organized 1921 Juliet Xusbaum, Music Mistress Alberta (jossett, President Rhea Crandall. Scci ' ctarx Helen Roland, Treasurer The opening number of a Glee Club will clear the aisles of a crowded house. w I ' .igtf sixty-fight Page sixty-nine [ (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (Mi p V5 o .3 t. i£ i: C i - Be a senior, my boy, but don ' t run for the PIERIAN job. ' - Page seventy :M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M - V5 lu r V) : C Q u V, o S o , ex o ' tZ C D - 1 cC jn x r rt Q U LTj ' [li w There is invariably one killing wit when the group is being taken. Page seventy-one W M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN fM) | r ' ' r Q ■ . -  - - ' u cC 1 s:; f. ,. , Qi) b rZ S -v- r. OJ rri rt J., U % Insignia: The bottle and the pin. Class Song: The Wearing of the Green. T agc seventy -two w I (M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M) I Council M. H. S. Student Council (Organized 1918 Thomas Schumaker. President Harold Alalone, Vice-President Mar ' l- ' rances Churchell. Secretary AIKMIJERS Principal E. C. Cline, Jd ' i ' isor Thomas Schumaker. Captain { ootball team. Harold Malone, President Junior class. Mary Frances Churchell, Keiiresenting Senior class. Phillip Kessler, Captain Track team. Grace Eggemeyer, Representing Soph- omore class. Wesler Scull, Debating team. Frances Sheppard, Representing Fresh- man class. ' ilfred Jones, Tennis team. Carl Amick, Baseball team. Reba Morgan, President C. . . A. Marguerite Cox, Representing Junior class. Gene Harding, Representing Senior class. Wendell Stanley, Student Manager. Norman Hoeffer, Editor Pieri. n. Richard Coons, Representing Sopho- more class. Stanley Greene, Captain Ilasketljall team. ' anda Mahan. President .Sophomore class. William Marshall, Representing Junior class. Bernice Richards, President of Fresh- man class. ' ernon Spaulding, President ( )rches- tra. - w An all around feller gathers no moss. Page seventy-three (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN Mi | Wearers of the ' ' M ' ' M Club Organized 1919 Thomas Sclnimaker, President Thomas Xoland. Vice-President Paul MulHsjan, Secretar ernon Spauldinsj. Treasurer Letter Men A Kutiir,- --M ' ( lulj K-inber. fConch or ( olleKe Hero) .Stanley ( ireene ernon Spaidding Alahlon Walls Donald Semler -Maurice Alinnick Paul Loos Thomas Xoland llernard Kohnle Ralph Kennedy Lourie ISrown Tluimas Scliumaker Ciordon ( lavlor lack Mattox Wendell Stanley- Paul Mulligan Harold Malone Daniel Rost Dale Harkins Rohert Davis Phillip Kessler . !lan Campbell ' esler Scull Jean Gratfis William Roniey Paul Chnog - - Men of Letters. I ' agc scvfiitN -four f (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M Carry On ! Noyrrac Club Organized 1920 Miriam Jorclon, President Maude Reljer, rice-President Florence Wilson, Secretary-Treasurer Donna Parke, Sponsor Virginia Livingstone Lois Edwards Margaret Bourne Mary I ' Vances Churchell Alice Lemon Irene Jarra Helen Roland Mary Sprong MEMliERS Beatrice Keller Betty iMorgan Miriam Jordan Rhea Austerman Ruth Harrington Pauline Thomas Irene Feltman Dorothy Einley Lois 1 lubbard Sara Kring Maude Reber Elizabeth McCormick b ' lorence Wilson Alartha Eggemeyer Alice Smith MEMBERS EOR NEXT YEAR Mary Alice Collins Margaret Ewan Anna Hale ' irginia Harris Georgia Healy A ' irginia Hodgin Vera Kinert Emelyn Land Lucile Loofl)urrow Pauline Mcl ' herson Reba Morgan Alice Palmer Margaret HoUingsworth Edna Sausman Anita Sudhnff Ethel Tillman Queen Webb Doris ' eesner Dorothy Whetsel Marv Kathr n Youncrllesh - w An ugly girl alius takes a swell photo. Page seventy -five M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' I Drammer Dramatic Society Organized l ' )10 Reba Morgan, President Xorman Hoeffer, Tiee-President Alice Lemon, Secretarv ACTIVE MEMBERS Alartha Eggenieyer Mary Alice Collins Alice Lemon Rhea Crandall Georgia Healy Grace Chrowe Lucile Thurman Marguerite Cox Bernice [Meyers Irene Jarra Thelma Thomas ] Iadge Townsend Reba Morgan deceased) Lourie Brown Benjamin Ahl Francis Robinson ' illiam Rome ■ Griffin Jay Keith Crum Richard Peed Paul Quigg Roy Hawekotte Allan Campbell Xorman Hoeffer lark Schroeder (Prop. Master Miss Anna L. Fin frock No one has ever been missed as much as Miss Einfrock. Since 1910 she has taught English at Morton, and earned the title of The best-loved Teacher. At the close of the first six weeks period the past semester she was taken seriously ill. had to discontinue her school work, and take a much needed rest. Since she has always been right in the thick of things, it nearly broke her heart to be away from her work and the organizations she sponsored. The Dramatic Society and the Pedestrian club are two that she kept going. Her spare time has been spent coaching plays and acting as advisor for the PiERi.w. The annual has been dedicated to Miss Finfrock on many occasi ons, because of her interest, her ability, and her kindly disposition. - plav was never presented without consulting her first, and very rarely staged without her valuable aid as coach. So much of her time was spent on high school affairs that we feel her breakdown came because of her work for us. She is slowh ' recovering, although the fi.irced rest ' is hanl for her to bear. We sincerely hope she will fully recover and be back with us next car. - ■w The acting marred a good performance of East Lynne ' in Dramatic Society. Page seventy -six [ |{ (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M § S. B. B, C. Senior Boys ' Booster Club Organized 1921 Carl Aniick, Prcxidciit Xorman Hoeffer, J ' icc-Pri ' sidciit Ralph Ewing. Secretary Theodore Henderson, Treasurer Harold Little, Sj oiisor me: irers of the gang Lengthy Ewing France Robinson Irish Mulligan George Berry Bob Davis Allan Campbell Doc Fonts Dan ' an A ' orhees Dick Peed Don Hiatt Keith Crum Ben Ahl Nick Hoeffer Wendell Stanley Charlie Yeager Bill Alendeniiall ' ernon Ward Kennie Crimi Carl Amick Elden Hoos Hoss Loos Bud Hodgin Mark Schroeder Tom Noland Ted Henderson Gene Hardin? Hob Rethmeyer Bill Rindt Russ Brown Lourie Brown Jean Graft ' is Harry Hartman Earl Commons r.utz Oelklaus - w Too many cops spoil a hike. Page seventy-seven M) THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN M Girls ' S. B, a Girls ' Senior Booster Club Organized 1921 Juanita Detmer, President Merle Thistlethwaite. Secretary-Treasurer T. ( ). Cantwcll. S aiisor Rhea Austerniaii Dorotliy Covle Grace Clirowe Mary Frances (.hnrcliell Juanita Detmer Alice Eby Martha Kgo-t-ineNer Miriam Jordan Sara i rin ' ' MI ..MilERS Alice Lemon Miriam IJttle Dorothy I ' inley Elizabetii Mct ' ormici Helen Mashme er Mary Louise Mattiiew.s lone Heironimns Dora Sianle - ALadge Wiiitesell I ' .eatrice Keller Louise Spalding Zelma Slade Lois Edwards Margaret Smith Lucile Tauer Merle Thistlethwaite ( )l)al W ' lietsel Florence ' ilson Annah t. ' lari e - It wouldn ' t help some fellers if opportunity broke th door in. Page sf vent y -eight w I M) THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN M ' [li Pedestrians Pedestrian Club Organized 1909 Susan ' ossler. President Alice Lemon. Secretary Miriam Little. Treasurer The Road to Vagabondia - ' E was sittin ' on a door-step As I went strollin ' by; A lonely little lieggar With a wistful, ' omesick eye — An ' ' e weren ' t the kind you ' d borrow. An ' ' e weren ' t the kind you ' d steal. But I guessed ' is ' eart was breakin ' . So I w ' istled ' im to ' eel. They ' ad stoned ' im thru the city Street, and naught the city cared. But I was ' eadin ' out ' ard and the Roads are sweeter shared ; So I took ' im for a comrade, and I W ' istled ' im away — On the road to Vagabondia. that lies Across the day ! Yellow dog ' e was ; but bless you — ' E was just the chap for me! For I ' d ruther ' ave an inch o ' dog Than miles o ' pedigree. So we stole away together. On the road that ' as no end, With a new-coined day to fling away . nd all the stars to spend ! Oh. to walk the road at mornin . when The wind is blowin ' clean. An ' the yellow daisies fling their gold Across a world o ' green — For the wind it ' eals the ' cartaches. . n ' the sun it dries the scars. On the road to agal)ondia that lies Beneath the stars. ' Twas the Wonder o ' the Going Cast a spell about our feet — An ' we walked because the world was young. Because the way was sweet ; An ' we slept in wild-rose meadows By the little wayside farms. ' Till the dawn came up the ' ighroad With the dead moon in ' er arms. Oh. the dawn it went before us Through a shinin ' lane o ' skies, .nd the Dream was at our ' eartstrings. An ' the light was in our eyes. An ' we made no boast of glory an ' we Made no l oast o ' birth. On the road to ' agabondia that lies .■ cross the earth ! — Froiii Pin ' ins. v f iiiii Ihiriict. W Ther hain ' t no favorites in th ' school o ' experience. Page seventy-nine Ml THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN iM Organizations Girls ' Reserves Organized 1921 Eunice Brokaw, Sponsor Group One — Afarjorie Davenport, President Helen Pfeitlarink. Seeretary Group T-a ' o — Alice Carr, President Mary Jane Shillinger. Seeretarv Rishi Poetry Club ( )rganized 1 ' ' 21 Herman O. AFakev. Sponsor Alarston Hodgin and Alice 1 ' aimer, Presidents - Girls ' Athletic Association Organized l ' )t Reba Morgan, President ' irginia Harris, J ' iee-President Emelyn Land. Seeretarv Alary Kathryn Voungtlesh, Treasurer (leraldine I ' ettilione, Senior Seout Alargaret Coe, Junior Seout Mary Alinnick, Sophomore Seout Xorma Alelow Freshman Seout Truth is stranger than fiction, — to most folks. I ' agc eighty w (M) THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN (Mi | NATufte- STUDV CLUB j4jirioir- £)oostei- Clob Junto.- 3i - 8o  = ' C.l t TV vel Glob - Nature Stiidij Club Organized 1921 Bett3 ' Coate, Prrsidciif Harold Malone. I ' icc-Prrsidciit Susan ' ossler. Secretary Junior Art Associdtion Elmer Porter, I ' rcsidciit Xorthrup Elmer, Vice-President Helen Pille. Secretary Madge Harris. Treasurer Blanche Waite. S ' oiisor Junior Girls ' Booster (Itufy Organized 1921 Grace Simcoke, President Harriet Ellis, Sreretarv-Treasurer Junior ISoijs ' Booster CAul ' Organized l921 illiam Romey. President Lewis Davis. ] ' ice-President Wilfred Jones, Secretary-Treasurer Philathean Debating Soeielij Organized 1909 Allan Campbell. President Lucile Loofburrow, Secretary Blanche Doran. Sponsor Tr(U ' et (Aub Organized 1921 Miss Broaddus. Sponsor Eula Krouse, President Dorothy Miller, Secretary - Domestic Science the art of Page getting along with the home folks. eighty-one (2 iMi THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM [li Spdnish Club Organized 1919 Anna Bradbury. Sponsor Harold Malone, President Wilfred Jones. rice-I ' rcsidcnl Martha Eggemeyer. ScLrctciry-Trcusiircr Political Science Club Organized 1920 Shannon Xeff. Sponsor Tack Mattox, [ ' rrsidciif Lewis Davis. Sc ' crctary-Treasiirrr Conieiuj)()nirij Musicians ' Club Martha W ' hitacre. Sponsor Helen Alashmej-er. President Ethel Tillman. Seerefarv - Bchinil the Dnnr The Room of the green car- pet, presided over by the Prin- cipal. Many a tremliling stude has witnessed this scene be- fore. We come for an education ancl leave with a pose. l agc eighty-two w M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M French Club Organized 1921 Miss Nolle, Miss Rust, and Miss Stevenson, Sponsors William Romey. President Francis Robinson. ricc-Prcsidriit Rapid Calculation Club H. O. Makey, Sponsor Organized 1921 Journalism Club H. ( ). Makey. Sponsor Organized 1921 Herman (). Makey HERMAN O. MAKEY Head of Enojish Department. Instructor in Jmirnalism Sponsor of Rishi Poetry Club. Sponsor of Rapid Calculation. Sponsor of JournaHsm CIuli. Writer, Poet, and Coach of Eng- lish Basket-ball Team. ' - Pay as you go, but not if you intend going for good. Page eiglity-three W (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iMi | Lalin Club Organized 1920 Roy Hawekotte, Prcsidriit Lucile Loofburrow. I ' icc-Prcsidciit Anna Hale, Secretary Elizabeth Smelser, Sponsor Portrait ni Latin Sliarl ( ramninit; tor a Irst in luliiis taesar. Freshman Pep Club Organized l il W ilbur Williams. Prcsidciil Red Carroll, ) ' ,7 Leader - Many are dead in Richmond, but they won ' t He down. Page cight -fuur - (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M: Colored Hi-Y Organized 1920 Grant Spears, President Gaar Davis, Secretary T. O. Cantwell, Styoiisor Paul Dunbar Literary Club Organized 1922 Audrie Ross, President Gaar Davis, Secretary Martha Whitacre, S ' oiisor So])h Boys ' Booster Club Organized 1921 Louis VVentz. President Samuel Kolp. Yell Leader Soph Girls ' Booster Club Organized 1922 Mary Minnick. President Helen Reese, Vice-President Elizabeth Kinney, Secretary (See page eighty-eight for photos.) - w A safety razor is one with which there is no danger of harming the beard. Page eighty-live M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN tM - = S. C (X s Eight bells and not a button on this shirt. Quick Watson, the needle. Tagc eighty-six -W M: THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN M [li - o K, u . 2 c °- ' ) J2 c =1 c; c -f . r; o ::; C — ■ ' :::: ;-- ' - -t ■ ' - -y- : ■ — ■ ' -H , Tl ,,; rt o o Oh — o 3 E X P CD o in in o o il I p = -S a -2 2 -i :. - c- 3 J ' .. . -J- ro cj t: 3 - -r 0, o .? S I ' Q I W = ? r- ■ -2 2P -Co . ■ — - ' fj o-c - r- 1 Sj oj S V- ' 7 ■ c 1 js ' 5 .ra - Act right in company so you will know how to act at home. Page eighty-seven - Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M [li k , rhc«.e Clubs «trc. Subject To CHAWfrE . - -w A date is three hours of canned companionship ordered in advance. Page eiglity-eiglit Page eighty-nine I ' M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' I - The survival of the fittest is all right if you are one of the fittest. Page ninety w (M) THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN iMi A i;kn :M(ivixg I ' ictcre (if tih: Jr.MnK-SEXioR Scrap W ' hv Can ' t History Repeat Itself? - Tlie WeHne ' rJ.iy Afternoon Social Hour A rolling stone gathers no moss, but a pair of loaded dice will carry a guy thru. Page ninety-one - I M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' | Evolution Darwinian theory expressed in five shapes. ( Campliell traces ancestry back tn the apes.) He acts like them, looks like them, eats like them, too. But the h — 1 of it is. he ' s not in a zoo. MISS P. R KE ' S CALEXU. R FKl FRI. FRl. FRI. FRI. FRI. FRI. 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 ■•THE P. SSING OF ARTHUR Seven ! Seven ! ! Seven ! I ! Eleven ! Eleven ! ! 1 1 ! Bang ! . rthuh passes. Miss Parke Old Lady: Why are you here? Convict 7734: Well my father wanted ine to marry beauty and brains. Old Lady: Well — Convict 7734: Bigamy. A: Made any contributions to the Pifrian yet? B: Yep. . : Cartoon, jokes or snap-shots? B: Xeithcr. One dollar. Hen: Ciininie a cigarette. Bol) : Go to hell. ' Wui can smoke there v.itliout it. (iene : Ciif me a match. Ikey : Here you iss. Gene: y. somebody has sviped mine pipe. Ikey: Den gif me back mine match. Mark (the stage hand) : Shall I pull the curtain, Dutcli? One of tlie living statues has got the liiccoughs. It ' s an ill wind that blows no good said the farmer when he foinid a Ford in his yard after the cyclone. Mulligan (at movie of Treasure Island ): Gee, wouldn ' t this make some book? . - Some students have a sense of hunnor like an embalming fluid. I ' agf ninety-two Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM [li - W It ' s a long walk that has no spooning. Page ninety -three M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM ' Hi How Our Boys Spend their Saturday Nights Daily Report of Arrests Richmond Police Department Officer Henniger Vogelsong Wessenljerger If Diogenes came to Richmond lookin ' fer an lionest guy, somebody ' d swipe his lantern before he passed the city liuilding. Name Nationality Occupation Color Ofifence William Rindt Amer. Student W. Speeding Gene Harding Amcr. Student W. Smoking Eugene Messick Amer. Student w. Mashing -MUSIC A- 1 ' j ' ■ jB Sk t K 1 J ' - ' ' , 1 ' . lIW 2 ■ l iP5 eiLor ON l-r.. Iiu--s I ' .v.- i. ' U Ml Cli.in, - w You are never treating a girl right unless you ruin her digestion. Page iiinety-faiir M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M: - - Alice before breakfast is not the same girl. Page ninety-tive Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M - PIERIAN J)urCesoue- ' JYiLTnoer ' {)+ N.ck. NOW RltiHT Hec?e IS HICHMONO ' ' A ! X ' x: ' ' Pij-Rl ' IV. ' T lc old 3UIL.il nfa- ■ ' Tujo for the price, of CTnc ' 3 . oonlite. , « Vow t contirtue, into ' v .ous fruntcr. ?Ae fc42 ' ns of tkK. The. l iDfilK HT iTufne, T ' itrii-n. Sf - '  ri - ' 5 ieinr bi ' S yt EJi- cn Off The Sifi ti, OF - -FflcoLTy- ' EDuci TloV ♦T ,,s Joes not Poied esfiecnllj f - i-ef ' rtsj , t D = Vou Hinhhur , by , , T l ( 5 , -Vo r. 5  5i i- i.e.i.Jinp- for IT seems 7 ffe es These ' fuio bo ulM.r Seniors ujon hot .or- of - hcfo Out iftcr A ' lS on C„ „-nieitcet,u: Lt rSj of . H.S. Vniler tkc JenJcnh,), iVotU 50, f, cf toKot, % ! :s o = r. -net; -t l,c n .S. b,ys htiir ■ Sc k - n pltuJrd -ri ictaru. for i -tovi. Ill, the k do ur x. ' -1 STRitfE-. 4 VI f;?S,V . K5. Jci-n. It, i ffi ' ht .nJ hotel, (r. ouf- y i- i-Jee f,i a ) Tfie ef-iyter editor IS f ' l f t ' • ' ' ■ty ■ ' ■oxifit at sc io 2. Sy f i, j-. crt f  (l .-..If, ' ' ° ' f . -l-o.o., r„,u. f CAT TOOM JbK£ . A date is never satisfactory. You have to stay till, or leave at, 10:30. - Page ninety-six IRicbmonfc jfuturiet Sun Circulation: About 850 Damfools. Abusely Illustrated. THE WORLD ' S ROTTENEST NEWSPAPER Our Model: The M.H.S. Register. Motto; We Strive to Tease. Vol. I, No. 4. Richmond, Indiana, June 3, 1942. Price, Two Snowballs. POLICE RAID GAMBLING HELL SCANDALOUS LETTER FOUND IN WASTE BASKET OF HIGH SCHOOLTEACHER Alleged to be Perfect Example English Composition of PASTOR ATTEMPTS TO RUN MOVIE QUEEN OUT OF RICHMOND SCHOOL BOARD UP IN AIR (Special to The Futurist Sun ) A letter was found, torn into very small bits, in the waste basket of a well- known teacher in the local high school, which promises to submerge the entire teaching staff in hot water. The school board is savagely hunting the guilty woman. Plain clothes men fill the halls, while Pinkerton men arc searching for further clues. The letter is published below in its entirety: My dearest Wilfred : It ' s one-thirty, and I cannot sleep I can ' t see why you had to leave, when I wanted to talk to you, and I don ' t know what you mean by plans. Please tell ine I think I love you now, or I wouldn ' t be writing to you at this ungodly hour. I ' ll try not to think — things. Don ' t kiss Mil- dred — I don ' t want you to — PLEASE. I ' ve loads of things I want to ask you and I surely wish you were here now. When will I see you again?. . . . Just at the pres- ent, . LL of my love., Dect. Her lock, M. E. M. working on the Please tear this High School Let- into bits. tf ■ Mystery which ,. J.J . is l)affling the He did tear it up, countrv but Miss Donna Parke, another teacher, found it and turned it into the hands of the school board. We can only wait to see what develops. The writer is still unknown, but before morning the detectives ex- pect to have convicting evidence. Mr. S. D. Neff has come out flat- footed for the referendum and refill. A contented farmer was in town thi morning. Miss Mditha Egge- meyer ( aliove ) and Rev. Lourie Brown (right or wrong m country) who sa - the movie is the great est evil since the ap pie. Rev. Lourie Biouii Pastor of the L L church, is working hard to have Miss Martha Eggeme .r ' lieautiful movie star ejected f r o m the peaceful cit_v of Kicb- niond. The movie is the greatest evil the world has known since . ' dam l)it the apple. Rev. Brown declares. And in the person of this woman who daily appears at one of our wicked theatres, I find a reason why men leave home. The movies must stop. The censors have made them cut the kisses to two feet, cut out all scenes in which there is smoking, let them dance only when wearing life preservers, and lianned any desert island scenes, hut it does no good. There must be no real life shown on our screens. The movie must go ! -y. 1 - .ww c- r- M .. Storm ■WEATHER FORECAST Probal)ly HOT (for the Ed.) For Wayne County : We wanted to be sure that Spring had arrived before saying anything aliout it ; but now that we feel safe in announcing the fact, we are pleased to state that Spring has came. RED HORSE TEA ROOM FALLS BEFORE ATTACK OF ENTIRE POLICE FORCE Many Prominent Citizens Arrested in Biggest Raid in History. HAND TO HAND FIGHT AT DOOR In the biggest raid ever made in the history of the local police department, The Red Horse Tea Room was taken at 1 a. m. liy the entire Richmond Police Force, under the command of Chief of Police Tom Noland. After a hand to hand fight at the entrance. Constable Sam Greene broke in the first floor with an axe. and let dozens of officers pour into the financial room of the establishment. The treasurer, Ralph Ewing. fled across the room, and dove head first out of the window, but Offi- cer Hiatt grabbed one of his long legs, and captured the gambler. Customers were driven away from the various tables by the sounds of the fight, and attempted to escape, 1)ut pa- trolmen outside clubbed them as they ran out. and dragged them to the wait- ing patrol wagons. Many well known and prominent citizens are behind bars today, including Maurice Minnick, who was found with a put and take top on Main Street just before the raid. It bore the letters. G. H. and below was the symbal of the Red Horse. With this evidence, the officers hired a merchant ' s delivery truck, and hurried to the Tea Room. Gene Harding, owner and proprietor, locked himself in his private office and stacked poker chips against the door. When the police finally liroke open the door and rushed in. Harding opened fire from the rafters above, and serious- ly injured several coppers with a volley of loaded dice. He was captured by sawing the rafters in two at either end. and catching him in a clothes basket when he fell. Three young women were found in the cellar behind piles of punch boards — Misses Louise Spalding, . imah Clarke, and Elizabeth Bell. They were released upon promising Mayor Fonts never to gamble again. . Ml of the other prisoners are being held under lionds, and the trials have been set for July 4. CONDITION UNCHANGED Paul Quigg ' s condition remains un- changed. He eats hearty and plays pool fairly well, but won ' t work. Page Two RICHMOND FUTURIST SUN June 3, 1942 IRicbtnonb dfutuvist The World ' s Rottencst Newspaper Founded in 1917. Published Yearly by the PIERIAN PUBLISHING COMPANY EDITORIAL The Appropriation Bill Councilman Harkins has introduced his bill for the appropriation of city funds to the extent of $1,000,000 000. This is all very well but there is nothing in the bill which says how it is to be spent. If it is to buy tan sneakers for councilmen to play tennis in, we are against it. We agree with the Cincin- nati Trombone that a liillion dollars is a lot of money. The Richmond Pullu- dium avers the recent Hornaday-Har- kins bill is a bad liill. The Richmond Etim sits on the other side of the fence and exclaims : The bill has neither good nor liad points. We claim they both are crazy. This bill is the greatest piece of constructive legislation since the League of Notions. Mv country, right or wrong. The FU- TURIST S ' UN ' s platform is to do away with all councilmen, and thus eliminate such storms of controversv. Our council has taken the high out of taxes. Report shows that a man tried to kill his wife with a pitchfork. Better luck next time. It looks like the theatrical slump ha ' hit Richmond. Hot dog. Mayor Fonts says: Don ' t give up the ship. We have heard that solu- tion before, however. All ex|)ert says all old men with wooden legs have defective vision. Oli. say can vou see ? THE PEOPLE ' S VOICE Constable Sam Greene says our pa- per must lie awfully hard up to give so much space to just one moving picture show advertisement. 1. 1 nu l- eryone should ime out to the liar- s ' ade in memory of the ilate Kaiser of Free Germany. Bring your o w n jiretzels a n d wursts. FAMOUS ALUMNI ENJOY BANQUET Entered as Nth Class Matter in the Postottice Building. (From left to right and return ) — Fartherest row : M. Hodgin, Painter from Nenia, Ohio; Miss Irene Jarra, leader of the Purity Baseball League of -America; Hon. Wendell Stanley, Judge of Mad Anthony Wayne County: and Mrs. Elizalieth Dolly ' arden. of Flapjack, Mo. Front Row: Russ Brown, President of the C. O. Hoboes Ass ' n. ; Mr, Thomas Schumaker, sole owner of the Schumaker Mousetrap Factory, Inc.; Mr, ern Spaulding and little Son, Arbutus, of the Farmers State Bank of Kalamazoo, Mich., and Mrs. Lois Edwards Robinson, Dean of Girls of Culvert Military School. Earlham College is now holdin.g a .gigantic reunion party for the famous alumni of Earlham. The above persons attended the Bean lianquet which was donated them by the Richmond City Police Force Band, last night at the Hot Pup stand of Benjamin . hl. It was one of the most notable social events of the Richmond season, and will tie followed by an extensive course of chowder parties at tlie Rex Hotel. Russell Ebert is in town today from Turkey Hill, to hear his uncle ' s will read, and perhaps to buy a new Ford. Miss Fay Crossley has resigned from the Shakespeare Cluli because she looks so ugly in nose glasses. Miss Thelma Champion was elected to fill the vacan- cy. Miss Emma Horr read a paper on Fur, Fat, and Forty. Miss Irene Feltman took the train for Centerville this morning. She is getting to be quite a traveler, and can now ride without even buying an orange. She is said to go for the purpose of seeing a gentleman friend, namely, Fred Clark, a truthful paper-hanger of that city. Mr. and Mrs. Dale Harkins, and little daughter. Eveline. Tuesdayed in Spring Grove. Miss Hilda May l- ' armer has returned from the California fruit belt and ex- pects to return if she can sell her cello. One of the most charming social affairs of the midsummer was the .go- ing-away party given last evening for Mrs. Tom Noland, who leaves her hus- band today. Helen Semler .Aufdermasch and her man have been married six weeks today. Don ' t it beat all how some folks can get along? Miss Lois Edwards made the keynote speech at the Kind Word Club ban- quet last night, but you couldn ' t hear it for the celery. Helen Fulle pre- sided, while !Miss Sunshine Kert played a beautiful solo on a French harp. Mrs. Iris Amick threw a surprise breakfast this morning for her husband. Mr. . mick drives a garbage truck for the city. Miss lone Heironimus has returned from a five weeks visit among relatives. It takes some folks a long time to get enough of relatives. Mrs. Bob Hornaday will take her lit- tle boy to see Niagara Falls next week. as he ' ll soon be too old to ride for nothing. .An exquisite wedding took place Thursday at L ' . B. church when Miss Margaret Bourne was united in holy matrimony to Mr, Franklin Johnson. The Rev. Lourie Brown officiated. Rice, old shoes, and tomatoes were bestowed upon the happy couple by the guests. The liest man. Mr. Frank .Asfalg. for- got to remove the can from a tomato, and laid the groom out just as he climbed onto the train. It is thought he will recover while enroute to his honeymoon. Miss Lois Hubbard said it was clearly the groom ' s place to stand any expense incurred in shortening the trousers of the best man ' s borrowed dress suit. Mrs. Dorothy Finley Hoos and chil- dren have returned from Indianapo- lis where they took in their relatives and visited the Opera House. Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Minnick in- formally entertained the neighbors last evening at an open air bickering match. June 3, 1942 RICHMOND FUTURIST SUN Page Three DISCLASSIFIED ADS TICKET TAKER Wanted— Must be stranger and must not know any- body. Apply to Manager M. Cottiug- hani. Richmond Theatre. DONKEY Wanted — Apply in person to Miss Grace Chrowe. 1063 Cucumber street. HATS — Direct from Paris. Indiana. Fits guaranteed. Beatrice Keller, Mil- linery. 7734 4 South Main. HAIRCUTS— In season. Richard Peed Barber Shop. Horse-clipping also done. Very sanitary work. Under Kelly Pool Room. Shaves and Whis- ker Trims all the year. HORSE COLLAR Sale today at Reth- meyer ' s Harness and Piano Store. PHOTO SHOP Opening — Likeness guaranteed. Argus Harding Studio. SINGING LESSONS— Mary Conservatory of Music. Nichol ' s VEBO— For that dried feeling. Boca- Bola. the Dust Allayer. Gooseberry Pop. Bum ' s the word. Snappy-Suds, Like Mother used to Take. Messick Bottling Works. EAT at Bob Klute ' s Beanery. Ham and Eggs 10c. Meal 25c. Gorge 50c. PRINTING and so forth. Print Shop. Van Voorhis ENERGETIC Blacksmith Shop. Mark Schroeder. Prop. Shoes that Fits is our Motto. HENRY BUGGIES- Feed Store. -For Sale at Loos ' s WANTED — A skinny Stenographer. Apply in own handwriting to Eugene Hoggatt, Room 202, Rex Hotel. USE Dorothy Coyle Shampoo Cream for Chapped Hands. Peacock ' s Drug Store. INSL ' RANCE — On Fords, chicken coops and lawn mowers Pettibone Law Office. PARTY Pants pressed. Audrey Ross Tailoring Establishment. Our suits will not shrink. FOOTWEAR- shoes, boots Shoe Store. -For your feet. Also and slippers. Jordan HORSE REMEDIES — . nd Potatoes. Opal Whetsell, FUTURIST SUN, Box 4589. ACCORDIAN Fleeting. Irene Feltman Musical Co., South Grande street. JIMNASIUM Health Sanitarium. Agatha Phelps Institute, Opposite Glen Park. By Edwina Jr. Copyright 1942 By the Bumm News Assn. (m Lf NI ' 1 NEVER S; VJ VHpa 3DOO- Xi= WHftT AIL ' S Hin HABERDASHING, Lightning Rods, Fishing Tackle and Coffins. Gault ' s Electric Store. Corner North F and 11th Streets. SNUFF, Smoking and Chawing Tobacco. Bill Rindt Aulodomc. STONE-MASON— Poultry. Hardware, and other Sea Foods. Birchfield Soft Drink Co. Prof. Allan Campbell bought a beauti- ful Morocco bound universal black dic- tionary yesterday for a dollar down and the rest sometime when he ' s taken un- expectedly. ALHAMBRA Sara, The Mystic, in THE SHEIKESS And a Pathos Weakly OSTEOPATHIC Treatments. Bakery and Plumbing Shop in rear. Miriam Little Grocery, Southwest 62nd Ave. TONSORIAL EMPORIUM. Meat Market and Gift Shop. Kathryn Gates, Prop. FAMOUS Family Remedies — For Flea Bitus and Ague. Doc. Bankowski Co. FRESH COW— For Sale. FUTURIST Box 6645. Care of Richcrd Robbins. Nick Hoeffer CRYSTAL GOOD LUCK The Fastest Play in the World with ALICE EBY All Week. RICHMOND THE AT RE The Photoplay of the Century He offered her everything — everything but his last bottle of white mule. And the other man was poor, and he of- fered her strawberry pop. Which did she take? See her ordeal, her strug- gle, her wonderful gowns. But be sure and see Which Loved Her Best Starring Richmond ' s Own Actress IVilSS MARTHA EGGEMEYER In Person PALACE THEATRE HELEN MASHMEYER in The Lights Are Out and So are the Folks. Page Four RICHMOND FUTURIST SUN June 3, 1942 AHL TO LEAVE TOWN Ben Ahl, peanut vender, received a circular this morning from a land com- pany saying Texas Wants You. He expects to leave this week. Mr. Ahl has been the most beloved, respected and honored peanut vender ever comin.g from Centerville. CHURCH NEWS Rev. Lourie Brown has set Wednes- day aside as amateur night at the local United Brethren Church. Tomorrow is Mother ' s Day — if she can get somebody to work in her place. UNDER CONSTRUCTION Mrs. Rhea Gayliu , who was married last week, is having her teeth all fixed up by Doc. M. F. Churchell. Her hus- band, Gordon Gaylor. says the next time he .gets married he will be more careful like a horse liuver. AGENT FROM PIQUA HERE .- liglitning rod agent from Piqua came here Wednesday and signed up on the Koehring Hotel book as Earl Commons. Clerk Don Hiatt asked the stranger if he wanted a room with bath, and he said : No, I won ' t be here Satur- day. SHORT NEWS OF THE CITY Miss Mary Sprong has bought a new eighty-eight note player piano and ex- pects to play everyone of them before she makes the second payment. Mayor Paul Pouts is shaking hands for re-election. The new Grand Marshal for the Dem- ocrat Parade has been appointed. The Hon. Lewis Bond Ashe is the lucky man. Hubert Williams has thrown away his union suit and seceded. Robert Davis, who will be n])erated on tomorrow for lumbago, will leave a wife and two children. Miss Marjorie Fulle has stopped the FUTURIST SUN and got on a party wire. Miss Ruth Harrington was defeated for the secretaryship of the Richmond Ladies ' Republican League, because she ' s too effeminate. Miss Mildred Haas is suffering from an attack of piano feet. Lawrence Lady says he wouldn ' t like- to he Nice-President of the I ' nited States, because there ' s no chance of pronifition. nley VOTE FOR The Hon. W. M. STANLEY For SENATOR Judge of Wayne County for ten years, Member Dog Pound Board in 1926, Pres. Pluto Water Assn. Stands for high taxes and long beards. INTERESTING FACTS Bill Kindt has been married two weeks, and still shaves his neck and wears white shirts. Miss Margaret Bentlage, who is tak- ing penmanship by mail, can now write a running hand while standing. It ' s so lonesome in New Paris, Ohio, that owls often fly nine hundred miles out of their way to spend the day there. Miss Emeline Wagner bought musk- melon on approval. Every time Dick Peed sees a fellow with rubber heels, he puts his watch in his pants pocket. CITY COURT NEWS ' ernon Ward came back from Colo- rado yesterday looking like another man. but Constable Sam Greene recognized him. Murrel Hamilton, who broke out of jail Saturday night, returned and gave himself up to Sheriff Charlie Fisher, as he wasn ' t making running expenses. Constable Greene arrested a keg backed fellow for bootlegging yesterday. Howard Klute is at home from the reformatory and says that two terms is long enough for any man. Mrs. Roy Johnson ' s niece, who mar- ried Paul Stanley just to get rid of him, is asking for a divorce on the ground of desertion. Wester Scull says nothing makes him as mad as to have his wife call the con- stable while he ' s choking her. HIGH SCHOOL NOTS Miss Elizabeth McCormick. physical instructor of high school, overtaxed her- self today washing dishes. Three lan.guages are being offered at high school this semester: En.glish, baseball, and dairy lunch. Paul Mulligan, who graduated with honors last year, is taking a post gradu- ate course in spelling. -A new instrument has been noticed in the orchestra which looks like a yel- low German pipe. Harry Hartman took a teacher ' s ex- amination yesterday. The school board asked him if the Mississippi River flowed north or south, and he answered I teach both ways. Mr. Hartman will teach Practical Nursing. SPECIAL EXCURSION To Pinhook Next Sunday Alice Lemon Fair Grounds P.C.C. St, L. R,R, and C, O. BUILD NOW— We put up GOOD SHACKS LIVINGSTONE CO. Our Ads Bring Awful Results. Don ' t Pay For Them. MESSICK Heads ROTARIANS Mr. Eugene Messick has been honored with the presidency of the Richmond Rotary Club. He owns the Messick Bottling Works and is very po- pular with the thirsty men. Messick Have Your Eyes Tested By Seeing Me. Don ' t Delay — Write now. Our prices are high, but you owe it to yourself to see. JAN MEREDITH WILSON ' S FASHION SHOP Af For the Women of taste See our 57 Varieties Florence Wilson, Prop. 613-627 Redd Ave. COLVIN LONGNECKER MELODY PLACE Just Out! A Sensation! SLUSHY GOO Played by the Roland-Masters Six Gannett No. 662 SPALDING SPORTING GOODS Moth Balls, Trunks, KJ° ° STEM WINDING DICE Sent in plain cover for $1.00 MENDENHALL Box zyx, Poison Ivy, Indiana .- THE RED HORSE TEA ROOM I Mush-rooms a specialty li No advance in prices Crap Tables in the rear. Also Put and Take Tables GENE HARDING, Proprietor (M: THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' [li . Or- -f:: :! - . 1 S S s o £ -« ■ w Nowadays beggars can ' t be boozers. Page one hundred one M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M [Si SIQJM HERE PLEA5E. WALT Our Own Safety Device Sign your name right at the left, and no one else will want your Pierian. Plioto of a colored man standing in front of a Pitch factor.v at midnight with his eves and mouth shut. What the girls will wear in 1Q62. Keep Smiling ,, I , , Mother.niav I go out tiinight ? n,,r httle Inst Dale: Where am 1. () Knight? No. niv darling liU: l.ig, handsome knight Samuel: Be not afeared. Thou Father and I go oiit tonight. IS m the PiKR.A.v. y ,„.|l ,,., . , ,; , ,„ , „, . ,i„;. - He who laughs last had to have the joke explained. - J ' agc uiif luiiKlrcil two I iM ' THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (JVD | fAt) Y©U WC-RE; 5l- Running a snow-plow in Panama is our idea of a good job. Page one hundred three W I (M ' THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iMi | o(- the jJ rTw Odioo! k,5-l- ' — - DE- To OlipE fL. , - w Some fellers 11 take anything but a joke. Page one Imndred four I ' M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) | - Hell, yes, ' said Satan as he picked up the phone receiver. Page one hundred live W i iM ' THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iMi Iq Ct3(SS OF service! SVMBDL II now rf Omw tiBva tyiAab ippnn iftv tbetbtck (saifiv vert] I tfin li ■ U«rtin. Otfew- wb« lb dwictar li Mlkttrrt br th WESTEKNx UNION TEL AM NEWCOMB CARLTON. phesiOCnT OEORGE W. E. ATKINS. FIRST VICC-PRESIDEKT CtASS OF SERVICE 1 SYMBOL NlflMLtCJ I NL Wpcan dtar Hia check • ntmittT d wonii Oiit b 1 te agnm. Othr- woe lb ctanctcr b mdicalKl br be tTtrtuM WMOJing ifter Hit dwdL. RECEIVED AT 129ND F 15 3 EXTRA CHA( PA.IGN ILL 41 SP MAR 2 1922 RICHMOND HIGH SCHOOL Tll- RICHMOND IND WE ARE STILL FOR YOU ALMA MATER HIT EM HIGH AND LOW PRICE BROTHERS KEMPTON MOTLEY HODGIN 44 GP l- ' oiind on the iiiilletiii Hoard. The Coach Girls ' Athletics I Continued from page 46) ( Lett )— The Basket- f liall Team that won the ehampionship in 1921-22. Senior Cirls ' Raskctli.-ill Team Miss Marie Kauffman Directress of Cirls ' Athletics - A good many fathers are working their son ' s way through college. Page one luimircd six w (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M) TRACK n T UlTh CONlNiERSVILLt Ap - ' ! Z3, 32.Z COMNERSVILLE f f .H.S. 3r iilsfefc jK£MN£-Di TAKEi nn T - (Morton High School Track Team on pa e 45. - Exams are like the poor we have them always with us. Page one luindred seven I ' M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' I - Baseball r) S£ ' . p m i — Base Not mvi i ult 7 TKc Store. : M.H.S. O 5TWERS-2.8 RESl ' LTS OF THE BASEB. LL SEASOX Af. H. S.. M.H. S.. M. H. S.. M.H. S.. M. H. S.. May 27— M. H .0 Stivers (Davton) 28 (here) 13 Milton 8 (here) 10 Milton 6 (there) 1 College Corner :16 (there ' ) J Newcastle 18 (there) S. vs. Newcastle (here) w [ wonder if they ' ll miss me at home. said the ball-player as he rounded third. Page one hundred eight (M - THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) Our Grid-Iron Champions Did you ever stop to ponder What the footljall men have done ; On the time they spent in practice. And on all the games they ' ve won? On the times they missed their pudding. And have lost clear out on cake ; On the sore spots as their portion, And the kicks and cuffs they take? On our Spaulding ' s skinned-up visage. And how Irish ' ribs were cracked; On Malone and Tom and Jackie, And the others that we backed? mCHINE m ACTION. On the mud they each have eaten. And the snow they ' ve had to buck ; On Decatur — Oh, so easy ! And on Sheridan ' s good luck? When you ' ve thought of all the trouble These brave kids have faced for us. Don ' t you think we ought to cheer them, And just make a little fuss? May the cake and pie they covet, Be their portion every da} ' . May they always know we ' re boosting For them all along the way. MaRI.- N H. NDLEy, ' 2i. Morton took second place in the Sectional Track I Ieet at Connersville May 13. M. H. S. 57, Brookville 15 (here), Alav 18. May 20— State Track Meet (here). Folks ought to talk about de neighbors like de tombstone do. — Uncle Remus. Page one hundred nine - iM THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (Mi Day by Day SEPTK.MIUiR, V)l (111 which school begins). 6 — School opens with new faculty and student faces. 7 — Periods organized. 8 — Quigg announces plans for all school vaudeville. 9 — First chapel of vear, headed by our new jjrincipal. The nld one, Mr. Bate, speaks to us. ' 22 balloon sent up, but Mr. Xeff is too tall. 12 — Xovrrac organizes under Miriam Jordan. Coach Stenger has first foot- ball scrimmage. 13 — Ralph Ewing wins 1 ' ' 21 championship for length, standing 6 feet 3 inches in his socks. Allen Hole Jr. takes dwarf prize on 4 feet 6 inches. 1-1 — Classes organize. Sam Greene heads Seniors and Harold Malone the Juniors. M Club elects Schumaker president. 15 — Sophomore class organizes under ' anda Mann. 16 — First Register of year published. Ralph Nicholson speaks in cha])el. I ' resh- man girls meet Xoyraac. 19 — - lice Lanning and Ennis Miitley married. Eleven practices with Earlhani. 20 — S. B. B, C. organized under Carl . mick. Tryout for Dra matic Society. 21 — (j. A. A. party for Freshman. Philatheans organize under Quigg. 22 — I ' rosh organize under Bernice Richards. Y helps athletes. 2i — Register out again. First orchestra concert. 26 — 1019 students in M. H. S. audeville tryout. 27 — First art exhibit. Speedy boys pinched — for speeding. 2 S — First council meeting. Schumaker president. 29 — Football uniforms arrive. Alovies for chapel. 30 — Gordon Gaylor appointed Student Manager. Brown i Brown ell leaders. C)CT( )BER (In which there is much touchdowning ). 1 — Hamilton wins practice game there. -J — This is Riley week. Hi-Y organized. . — Hoetier electeil editor ' 22 P ' ieri.vx. Harding appointed business manager. 7 — Register out. r)00ster tickets sold. 8 — Wilkinson defeated in first game of season. 10 — Harry F. Ross, former teacher and Pikuiax advisor, comes frnni Tndianapi - lis to sell engraving. 12 — Council meets. French club elects Romev president. 13 — Travel club meets. Nick represents high school at Clay Memorial Dedication. 1-1 — Register out, special Pieri.v.x edition. Tennis team again licks Coiinersville. 15 — Football squad defeats Blufl: ' ton there. Wilkinson defeats Newcastle. 19 — Special edition of Register printed on mimeograph. 20 — Teachers go to State Teachers ' Association at Indianapolis. 22 — Knightstown bites the dust. 25 — Symphony orchestra concert. Hi-Y. 26 — S. B. B. C. . rt .Association Tea in . rt Gallery. 27 — Dramatic Society. AI club. Poetrv cluli. 28 — Junior party. Second orchestra concert. Register out. Team given real send-off to Elkhart. 2 ' ) — Elkhart loses to husky Morton eleven. N( ) b M l ' )I- ' I ( In which nianv things flourish). 1 — lli- ])arty. .Sociology class helps Social Service Bureau. 2 — New dean of girls coming to succeed - . . I.. Dramatic reader here. 3 — Hoyd Schlauch, new ]irinting instructor arrives. -1 — E. Piarton Evans sings in chaiiel. h ' renzied b ' rolics in Auditorium tonight. — ■ [ A senior would make a e:ood detective in a piano store. Pajif one huiulrL-il leu (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M) HOW nANY ] C EXCUSES [ DO YOU HAVE) — IF Mr.Thoj ipson Were Santa CLt v . December 24th. - 5 — Decatur defeated! Frenzied Frolics repeated. 10 — Prof. Aladdy arrestetl for speeding. Poetry club meets. 11 — Register out. Armistice Day. Leaving- for Newcastle. 12 — The fatal day for Newcastle. 1-1 — Eleven home and happy. Mulligan with two cracked ribs. 15 — Mikado tryout. 16 — Nashville campaign begins. 18 — Brandon Griffis gives best talk of year in chapel. ( )rchestra concert. 19 — The dark, rainy day on which the Eastern Indiana champs lost to Sheridan. Senior party to entertain Sheridan. 23 — Register out as usual. 2-1 — Thanksgiving. Alumni football game tied. 28 — Mikado cast announced. Education week. 29 — Alumni Association gives money to Alusic Department. 30 — Early Bird League plays basketball. DECEMBER (In which Santa Claus visits us again). 1 — Dramatic Society. Parents crowd liuilding at open night session. 5 — Jack Mattox captain of 1923 football team. 6 — Hi-Y. Booster club out in Fezes. Nashville or bust is slogan. 7 — Dennis Junior High School nearly done. 8 — Senior list posted. 12 — Breakfast League games interesting. Stanley is appointed to succeed Gaylor as Student Manager. 13 — Pedestrian club hibernates for the winter. 16 — Elkhart defeated in basketball. Register issued. 19 — Christmas decorations up. 20 — liss Parke starts anti-slush drive. 21 — Lucille Thurman, ])rominent senior, dies suddenly. 22 — School closed. Orchestra makes record at Starr Piano Company. 30 — Eaton defeated on barnstorming trip. It pays t ' be honest, but it don ' t pay enough t ' suit some fellers. - Page one liimdred eleven - Mi THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN iM Sept 5.- InsK r.nJs up ba.nooT i chibtl but nr Meyri t.o ttU Nov. 12 ' . rJEiucASTtf GrRlDI ( 0 ' N( I (s - O ■ Se.pt 13 ■ MuTT md JeFF co ite t decided ! £ : 1 ; Pirext ' i croujd S Lhool a. ' t iViaMT sesst Of Oct. 5: Pierism OFF(Cf(?S £i-£CTeD Dec,2.l. ' Sot-iM- Houi- MARCH 6 : IN MourjAjKVG-. APRI ' - I : F -=Vable A i versa t- OF SAM ReeN f TE ' s Birth? orchestra tf oes thr r.iAf MoTH cave: . — ' f Pf IL 4; tUei N op LOE.EK. LIFE ' S DARKEST (VI o vi E N T S ■ Ju N e 1 : I 9 z 2- PlEdlANS! ' MARCH 2.8 : PLAVING- The celcbr.it :J M.H.S on stiff-c ' C - 5e . Jai .2V. Gridc Cirds frwCN OUT. MnRCH 31.: 7 oi ' T .-jE ORCHE Trtfl RECORD- I ' - ' 5 wims ' ill ?i i P C ? TED. APf?iu ai ; KCD Pa K T V Fc-H. SE rvioR. CLASS p ' j . (_.x©OT ' TyvVUyvv-CLtrvY _Cy T_yO ,0 S ' LOi 6 w L I fe at seventeen and 1 IF e at seventy. Page one hundred twelve (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M - JANUARY (In which the best year of all starts). 2 — School again. A new year started. Resolutions broken today. 3 — Nothing happened to speak of. 4 — Junior chapel. Faculty B. B. team coming strong. 3 — We get sectional Tournament ! 6 — Union City defeated. Register published. 7 — ' inchester defeated. 9 — Girls stage interclass games. 13 — Ridgeville defeated. P ootball M ' s awarded. Register printed. 16 — Debate scheduled with Ft. Wayne. 17 — Mikado rehearsals in rapid progress. 18 — Sociaj hour. 19 — Miss Civilization jiresented by Public Speaking class in Chapel. 20 — Register issued with new stafif. 2-1 — Hagerstown defeated by M. H. S. Quintet. 25 — Grades given out. 27 — Columbus defeated. Record Campaign on in chapel. Register! Two cents. 30 — Orchestra consolidates with Symphony. 31 — Educational System of India discussed in Junior chapel. FEBRUARY ( In which the hardwood court is popular). 1 — M club initiations. 3 — Register sold. Dupont of Louisville defeated on own floor. -I — Connersville the same. Mikado tickets on sale. 8 — Beautification plan started by student council. 9 — Noyrrac still busy. ] Iikado staged. 10 — A ' alentine edition of Register. Mikado huge success. Decatur loses. 11 — Mikado fiir the last time. Wabash beaten there. 13 — Spring football begins. Thirty-five tracksters out. 1-1 — S. B. B. C. wins prize for selling most Mikado tickets. :r =5-U-K £ M O OK [• ebniiirv 14th. 1(«)0 U. . . (Before Adam). w When in high school, keep one foot on the floor. Page one hundred thirtee:i M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM - March 6th. Connersville has won the Tourney. 16 — Tulitis Caesar films shown by ' irgil class. 17 — Spicelancl defeated. Register out. 20 — Tournament committee chosen. 23 — Etiquette club organized. 24 — Newcastle bows to M. H. S. Xet Tossers. 27 — Beachv wins Fieri. x ISeautv contest. Sam Greene is the most popular. 28 — Czerwonky. ( lerman violinist, praises work of orchestra. .M.XkC ' ll I 111 which the nrcliestra takes their long awaited journey to the ])romised land). 1 — Aliss I ' infrock leaves school for a rest. Many activities stop. 2 — Xashville booster concert. 3 — Tournament. IJberty and Brownsville fall to Morton. A — Special Tourne - edition of Register. Connersville defeats us and wins the tourney. 6 — In mourning. 7 — Breakfast League stops. 8 — Grades out. $500 ai)propriated for school beautification plan. 10 — Register out nii time. 1-1 — Xashville trip assureil. 13 — M club party decided upon. 16 — Indian Princess atahaso sings f r orchestra benefit. 17 — CotTer-.M iller i)layers appear in . n Imaginary Invalid. 18 — Basketball season closed. 20 — Franklin is state chani]:)ion. Girls ' Senior 1 ' .. B. team is champion. 21 — Track schedule made out. 22 — ( )rchestra leaves for Xashville. 2-1 — Register out. 25 — Orchestra goes through Mammoth Cave. Kantwells Kids defeated. 27 — Quigg returns from Florida. 28 — Orchestra record ])layed in homes. Dear Dei arte( 30 — Junior class meeting. 31 — Morton wins debate with l i. Wayne here, loses there, of Ref ister. given in chapel. . pril I ' ool edition A senior always feels that the high school is going to kids. l av;e ont- lu ' sdrfd fourteen w bu (M THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN Ml 6- 7- 8- 10- 11- 12- 13- 14- 18- 19- 20- 21- 2+- 25- 26- 27- 28- 20- Rt ' turns to building APRIL ( in which it never rains, but it pours). -Civics classes visit comicil. -Clean-up week. Xo}rrac skate. Baseball started. - j l club meets. -Tennis tourney tnider way. -Lucille Loofburrow wins Latin Contest at Shelb_ villc. Winners of Famous Picture contest decided upon. -Dennis Jtmior High School Dedication. Xoyrrac gives ' Capt. Joe. -Commencement Committees appointed. - ' inners of Picture Contest announced. -( irchestra gets invitation to make another record for Gennett, and to go to New York for Columbia Company. -S. 1). B. C. hikes to Henley ' s cabin and gets pincliL for supper. -Anderson defeats us in track meet. Rcijistcr out. - Capt. Joe repeated for Rotary club. -Senior play tryout. Nick and Reachy win leads in The Charm School. -Commercial Department shows movie for benefit of Typewriting contest at Muncie. -Senior Kid party. Steno contest at .Muncie. Morton gets Honorable Mention. Biilly Sunday speaks in chai)el. Homer Rodeheaver plays trombone. -Stivers of Dayton defeats Morton in baseball. Sunday umpires three innings. High school night at Tabernacle. Band and }ell leaders there. -Wesler Scull and Irene Jarra will speak on Commencement night. -Prof. Maddy asked to go to California to address California Federation of Music clubs. -Junior . rt Mxhibit on. -Girls ' have baseball season. -Concert of orchestra. Lucille Loofburrow gets Latin me lal for contest. -Big track meet at Reid I ' ield. Connersville beats Morton while I ' arlham wins over Kalamazoo. , .|iril 2Kt. Sti-mi, lnU■ t at Muncie. - If the gym piano was a horse, there would be work for the S. P. C. A. W Page one hundred tif uea I (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM | !May 26th. Going, Going, Go- - ] IAY I 111 wliich things are finished up). 1 — Air. Beriault from the .Aletropohtan School of Expression coaches The Charm SchooL 2 — Senior invitations out. 3 — I ' reHminary requisitions for next year. -I — Rodeheaver entertains in chapel. - — Register issued. Knollenberg cup contest. 6 — Track meet with Tech of Indianapolis. 8 — PiERi. x goes to press. 1 1 — Senior Recognition chapel. 12 — Junior chapel. 13 — Sectional track meet at Connersville. IS — Brice sextette in Junior chapel. 19 — Xusbaum Cup contest. 20 — Newcastle baseball game there. Saturday spoiled bv the spirit of Final Exams. 23 — Gettysburg address contest in Junior chapel. 26 — Nearing the close of the school vear. Senior assembly by seniors. ' oca- tional music recital at night. Register out. 27 — Newcastle baseball game here. 28 — Billy Sunday revival closes. 29 — I5accalaureate services at Reid Memorial Church. Address bv Rev. Work. 30 — Decoration Day. (Orchestra plavs for program. 31 — The Charm School. Senior play, at the Washington theatre. JUNE (The sweetest of them all). 1 — PiERi. N out, we hope. Class night. 2 — Commcneement. Irene and ' esler address us at Coliseum. 3 — Orchestra concert in Tabernacle. 6 — M club stages big annual partv at estcott. TnK Exn The days of the night eaters are numbered. Page one lumdred si.xl ' jen -W mH ,M: THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M Advertisements THERE is not giiing to Ije any more Pierian this year. After the pages of Advertising, whicli are as necessary for the success of an annual as the ])hotos of the facuhy, we bid you one and all a kind good night. In this section, space comes liigli. Anxious to raise money in order to finance the hook, the business manager and his assistants sold more advertising than ever before, and in a harder business year ! It is not the best means of advertising. The business men advertise in the Pieri.xx, not because they e.xpect great returns in a Inisiness way, but because the} ' know the Pierian is a necessary evil. Below are the names of those men and firms who ha e advertised with us: Second National Bank Home Coffee Shop Starr Piano Company Feltman ' s Shoe Store Jordan, McManus, Hunt Waltermann Price ' s John M. Eggemeyer Sons City Restaurant Harter Shop W ' ilsun. Tlie Cleaner Parsons Murray and Murrette Hornaday ' s Hardware Store Beckman Kreimeier Bartel Rohe igran ' s Ladies ' Shop Jay, The Jeweler Jenkins Company Dcnnis-Gaar Company The Camera Shop Romey ' s Steve Worley Zwissler ' s Bakery Kramer Bros. Dairy A. L. Bundy O ' Brien Richmond Oil Company Glen R. Crum Dr. N. S. Cox Dr. J. W. Cans Drs Crain Sanitarium Dr. W. J. Smidi Dr. A. 6. Martin Dr. H. E. Hinshaw Neff Nusliaum Nolder Millinery Store Hosier Hiatt ' Millinery Store Piatt Sauters Adam ' s Confectionery Abel ' s Yes and Now Drug Company Lee B. Nusbaum Company l ' lash Lunch China Cafe Weisbrod ' s Wayne Dairy American Trust and Savings Bank First National Bank Home Soft Water Laundry Dafier Drug Company Richmond Business College . . G. Luken Drug Company Himes Bros. Dairy John H. Niewoehner W. B Fulahum, Inc. B. B. Shoe Store E ' . Campbell ' s Photo-Art Shop Dr. Chas. E. Duffin Dr. A. B. Price Frankel Harding Loehr Klute Webb-Coleman Company Lemon ' s Flower Shop Quigley ' s Weldon ' s V. M. C. A, Kennedy Clothing Company jMiller-Kemper Company .• tlas L ndervvear Company Mashmeyer-Granger Co. Kolp School of Dancing Nicholson Printing Mfg. Company George Erehm Company Thompson Borton Hirshburg Portraits OUTSIDE ADVERTISERS Teachers ' College of Indianapolis L ' niversity of Notre Dame D. L. . uld Company. Columbus, Ohio United Pencil Company, New York City Indianapolis Engraving Company - - Keep to the right. Page one hundred seventeen Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M THE SECOND XATIOXAL BAXK offers unusual opportunities to the public. Safety, Friendly Cour- teous Service, and Security. like young people, we believe in the activities of High School sttidents, and we solicit your l)usiness, your savings, and checking accounts. ia ' ii mmmwmi T ie zconA. National Bank Richmond - Summer positions but most are jobs. Page une hundred eiy ' Ueei W M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M Congratulations — Class of 1922 Malvern Sopcr ' 19 Home Coffee Shop Mr. an Etten (in Auto Mechanics) — Charles, how would you cool an over- heated engine? Charlie V. — I ' d strip the gears. Been to church this morning, Whitie? Do my clothes look as thou.gli tliey had been slept in? STARR -MADE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS Are used in man y of our best high schools and coUeges, because they are recognized as a most dependable line. THE STARR PIANO COMPANY 931-935 Main Street Richmond - w Early to bed and early to rise, and you ' ll meet very few of our best people. Page one hiindre ,I nint-ieen I (Mi THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM | AT FELTMAN ' S The Seasons Newest Footwear at Popular Prices $4 $5 $6 FELTMAN ' S SHOE STORE 724 MAIN RICHMOND, IND. Mr. Neff — I want all of you to feel per- fectly free to ask any questions. Roy J. (timidly) — Who made your pants? Louise — Why Carl ! You never spoke to me ! Carl — Excuse me. ' ou have on a new pair of shoes and I didn ' t recognize you. CUAS. W . llJRllAX THEll. HLXT lu.--. .M. W ALTER M AX X Jordan, McManus, Hunt Waltermann FUNERAL DIRECTORS Assistants — Robert Mashmeyer and Robert Jordan Liniiiusine Anil)ulance Serxice. Free Cha])el. Beauti- tul Show Room. At vour .service niylil and dav. 1014 MAIX STREET PHONE 2175 - w The smallest trick on earth: to put a thumb tack in a blind man ' s hat. Page one lumdr.M t veiVi to. M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M For Fifty-seven Years — We Have Been Ser ing High School Students with the Best ICE CREAMS and CANDIES 916 Alain Phone 1253 Price s }uality Always The City Restaurant STEAKS, CHOPS SHORT ORDERS HOME-MADE PASTRIES A la carte 714-716 Main 0 3 Table-d ' hote Phone 1359 OPEN DAY AND NIGHT Don H. — Why is cheese so full of holes? Bill F. — It needs all the air it can get. Ho — Set the alarm for two. will you? Bo — You and who else? Compliments of John M, Eggemeyer L Sons FANCY GROCERS 1017-1019 Main Phone 1198 (iO TO The Harter Shop The Home of BARE-TO-HAIR For BALD HEADS and BAD SCALPS WE WILL SHA ' E YOU AND MAKE YOU HAPPY TENTH AND MAIN STREETS - - Take things seriously, else you won ' t have anything to laugh at in your old age. Page one hundred twenty -one I (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M WILSON THE CLEANER 1018 Main Street PHONES 1105 — 1 106 When it ' s done by Wilson it ' s done right Murray and Murrette Better Come Early RICHMOND ' S REPRESENTATIVE THEATRES Home of Keith Vaudeville Big Pipe Organs Concert Orchestras Holders of First National Picture Franchise CONSOLIDATED REALTY AND THEATRES CORPORATION Proprietors A. F. BRENTLINGER, Gen. Mgr. FRANK HOLLAND, Resident Mgr. Marstoii H. — Oil. this world is so beau- tiful. Bill M. — What ' s her name? Francis K. — You better get a hair cut. Lourie — Why? F. R. — It ' s cheaper than buying a violin. PARSONS PHOTOGRAPHER + ..- c . — + 704 Main Street Phone 2209 Hornaday ' s Hardware Store SPORTING GOODS FLASH LIGHTS FISHING TACKLE Good Service One Price 616 Main Street - W Nothing new under the sun but always something new on the daughter. Page one luindrttl twenty -two ■i M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M Beckman Compliments of Kreimeier VIGRAN ' S Ladies ' FOOTWEAR For School Children For Street or Gym Purposes Shop 923 Main Street Richmond They Always Satisfy RICHMOND ' S BUSY LADIES ' STORE Headquarters For COATS, SUITS, DRESSES BLOUSES, SKIRTS and 708 Main Street . Phone 2252 FURNISHINGS Judge — Well. William, speeding again ! What ' s the excuse this time? Bill — There ' s a big sign iin the street — ' Fine for speeding ' . Blue — W ' hat kind of a girl is Lois? Jay — She ' s the kind that asks what the frosted windows are for in the Y. M. C. A. basement. Bartel Rohe IL GIFTS THAT LAST J OFFICE SUPPLIES FILING DEVICES For DESKS, CHAIRS AND SAFES Graduation SCHOOL SUPPLIES 921 Main Street Phone 1916 -T« W IZN lSST Richmond tjA cK Tc B SSm - w This guy is known by: first, the Hne he carries; second, the hne he spreads. Page one hundreu twenty-three M THE TWENTY -TWO PIERIAN M Jenkins Would You Company Succeed in Life? New and complete showing of Be Honoral)le in vour dealings — High School Pins and Rings. Clean in vour habits — Faithful Many Designs in lioth t(i }c)ur duties and responsibili- GOLD and SIL ' ER ties — ork hard — Be of service to others — Practice economy — Lovintj C ' .S-. Trophies. Emblems Wear and Prat Goods X X SHOES A Gift from Jenkins Co. (7;;( Siicl-css is assured is a Gift Worth Having. Jenkins Company Neff Nusbaum ' ( ; School Jczcclcrs The Shoe Corner 72h Wain Street Seventh and ] lain Betty T. — I don ' t kmnv what to wear tonight at the party. Margaret P.. — How aliout clothes? Doc. Cantwell (in chemistry) — We wil now take poison. Sam Ci. — Go right ahead. High School (ientlemen X ' othing contrilmtes so much to of Discrimination that co -eted a])pearance which at- are Partial tiT tracts, as tile i)erfectl_v chosen. -MEX ' S DUDS jjcrfectlv fitted FROM The Hat - nd durs is here, read ' for a ' ou. Dennis-Gaar Come — Tr ' it on. Co, Nolder 1010 Wain Street Millinery (Alwavs correct) .V Xorth.l ' jglith Street - w Idea for a truly exclusive dramatic society: one reader. Page one hiindri!-i twenty-four (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (Mi HOSIER HIATT Miifmer} ' 902 Main Street For the liest Home-Made CANDIES AND ICE CREAM Go to Adam ' s Confectionery Tlic Home of -llaska Piiffs aiid .Inycl ' s DcligJits (i24 Main Street F ' hone 14 ' t We wonder what Miss Ratliff means when she savs : Only low conversation allowed. A fool is born every minute and some- one wants the Pierian job ever - fall. Piatt (S Sauters EAT Seven First-Class Abel ' s Velvet Ice Cream Barbers and Eskimo Pies Piatt (Sl Sauters 816 Main Street 1600 Main Street Phone 1 '  01 - You can ' t always count on me, ' said the adding machine in Room 2 3. Page one iiundred twenty -five w (M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM | The Yes and Now Drug Co. nth Street Reliable Cut-Rate Drugs Eastman Kodaks and Kodak Supplies of all kinds in the Genuine Eastman Quality Phone 1217 22 North Ni Life, liquor, lips and love. Craps, cards and Camels. Wild wnnien and wine — Ye Gawds Hiiw cliil Harding uraduate ' Kuss B. — Did you have a wild time last night? Lewis A. — Oh my, yes. ' e lilew out all the ciaar litihters in tcwn. NUSBAUM ' S The Home of Hart, SchafFner Marx Coats for Girls Man Tailoring Knickers made by Hart, Schaffner cS: Marx are Tailored just like Men ' s Clothing You Should See This Line LEE B. NUSBAUM CO. - This is my water Lou, gurgled Neptune, as he dodged his mermaid wife. Page one hundred twenty-six iM (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M Akvays at Your Scrz ' icc Fiisf z ' itli flic Latest AT THE Flash Lunch For Your Warm Lunch, Cold Drinks, ,- pTTMCALn EVFDVTHI OlJ Confections and Fountain Service 0pp. Postoffice That _ iiu can depend on for Quality COLUMBL RECORDS JESSE K. CHEXOWETH 39y2 North Eighth St. 0. R. S. ROEES SHEET MUSIC Kugene — W ' hatclia gnnna do t ' inite? Gene — Nutliin ' . Whatchu gonna do? Eugene — Nuthin ' . Gene — Who else will play . l.ewice — Sav, ou ' re working hard on that ci imposition. Trying to write a prize essay? Mauruss — Tryin ' to compose a letter to jiaw that will liring five dollars. China Cafe We serve Chinese or American Cooking in our l)eautifnllv redec- orated and remodeled dining- room; in fact, vc now have the most beautiful dining-room in Eastern Indiana. You will enjoy eating here, and we maintain quality for reason- able prices. China Cafe 10 North Eighth St. Milk Fresh Milk Food for Athlete and Student BUT— lie sure it ' s Fresh We handle no shipped-in ] Iilk Wayne Dairy South 6th and A Sts., Phone 523() - - No, Maggie, Economics is not a Larkin Soap circle. Page one hundred twenty-seven (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (JVli The American Trust and Savings Bank Recommends that you start a Savings Account NOW. This will give you Financial Standing. An Account with us is an IDEAL GRADUATION GIFT. Fat S. — Whatcha doin ' cut thiTc ii the steps? Fat M. — Admiring the beauties of nature. Fat S. — FII he right out. Have many gonebv? Ambitious students realize tliat a growing Savings Ac- count mih The First National Bank will help them to achieve their ambitions. We strive to do the impossible — Please Everybody. Home Soft Water Laundry Phone 2766 - That ' s a good point, said the pencil to the sharpener. Page one hundred twenty-eight w M: THE TWENTY -TWO PIERIAN Ml If it ' s found in a Richmond Drug Store— Business College We have it. is a member of the National Association of Accredited Commercial Schools Dafler 1 )rug Co. SECRETARIAL, BOOKKEEPING AND STENOGRAPHIC COURSES Students admitted every Monday, Day or Night Call at office or phone for Budget of Information. Corner Ninth and Maia Phone 1904 Every student has a Life Alembership in our up-to-date Employment De- partment. 322 Colonial Building The Store with a Personality Chas. C. Cra ig, President ' . L. Stump, Manager Phone 2040 Dutch Q. — Goodbye, Mr. Cline. I shall never forget you. I am indebted to you for all I know. Mr. Cline — Oh, you ' re very welcome. Paul ; don ' t mention such a trifle. 1SS2 V- 22 The Teachers ' College A. G. Luken of Indianapolis A Standard Normal School Accredited Drug Co. Offers the Following Courses : Kindergarten and Primary. Home Economics. Public School lusic. Public School Art. Rural and Graded School. Special Classes for Teachers of SHERWIN - WILLIAMS PAINTS VARNISHES Experience. Special Classes for Review of the Common Branches. Send for Catalog No. 3 ELIZA A. BLAKER, President A. G. Luken Drug Co. Alabama and Twentv-third Streets 626-628 Main Phone 1213 Indianapolis, Indiana - w ' Hurry up, we ' ve just got time for a smoke — Hen. J. Page one hundred twenty-nine I (Ml THE TWENTY TWO PIERIAN iM) Himes Bros. Dairy Clarified and Pasteurized Milk and Cream 19 South Sixth Street Phone 1850 Mr. Nicely (sternly) — Young man. are xuu laughing at me? Scared freshman — N-no sir. Mr, Xicch- — Then who else is therr in tlir vi ' m Im laugh at? ' John H. Niewoehner Plumbing Steam, Water, and Vapor Heating Sanitary, and Heating Engineer A Complete IJiie of TJath T ' ixtures and Bathroom Trimming s Ahvavs on Di.- play Pipe. ' al e, ' . l ittinL;s, I ' .loclric ! ' inn|)ing- Machinerv 819 South G Street Phone 1828 Richmond, Indiana - w Snore — An unfavorable report from head quarters. I ' age one luiiuirfd tliirty M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M [i The University of Notre Dame B B Shoes WE SEE THAT OUR FOOT- WEAR PLEASES NOTRE DAME, INDIANA Departments of Arts, Letters, Journal- ism, Political Econom}-, Sociolog} ' , Biology, Chemistry, Pharmacy, Civil Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Mining En- gineering, Chemical Engineering, Ar- chitecture, Domestic Commerce, For- eign Commerce, Law, Agriculture, Lil)rary Science First to Slioz ' the Xcwcst B B Shoe Store (SU7 ' Slain Street For CataliH Af ply to the Registrar Gene — There ' s Tom Schumaker outside waiting for a picture to be taken. Roy Hirshljurg — Side face? Gene — No, half-back. Bob D. — Gonna take a post graduate course next year? Allan C. — No. Papa says I know too much now to make a good liviny. .Iftcr Fifteen ] ' ears ' Rxpei-ieiiee We Sell THE -AlCTROLA and MCTOR RECORDS oiilx Walter B. Fulghum, Inc. 1000 Main Street Richmond EMPLOYEES SHARE IX PROFITS E. ' . CA IPBELL ' S Photo-Art Shop ' h. ner,114 Pliotograplis AND Flesigns FOR .-Idz ' ertisers AND YOU 13 Alain St. - - Its a strong stomach that has no turning. Page one hundred tliirty-one M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM ' Hi THE CAMERA SHOP 512 ?y[ain Street KODAKS PHOTOGRAPHIC SUPPLIES W. E. MORREY Beachey — I wish God had made me a boy Hershell — He did. I ' m him. Vou can tell when ilr. Thompson is soured on life by the way he writes out a C grade excuse. B uy at Romey s JB k Sho runsivic HEAR BRUNSWICK RECORDS N OTE the difference and the im- provement. Any make of rec- ord can be heard on the Brunswick. Famous musical critics endorse this universal phonograph. We cordially invite you to visit our new big store any time SHOP AT ROMEY ' S 920-926 Main - W Many are called, but few get up. I ' agc Line hundred tliirty-twu M THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M ' [1 - TKe NEW MITCHELL-Series F Featuring tKe New F-50 MitcKell Motor Improved HATNES FIFTY-FIVE WitK tKe Haynes-55 Motor A. time tested engine Expert Repairing A ccessones Steve Worlet 0§i - Uennis Junior Migh School Pa — Well, has a high school education fitted your boy for the battle of life? Paw — I fear not. His classmates elected him class poet. Earl C — We took up a new step today in bookkeeping. Outsider — H ! Are they teaching dancing up at high school now? ZWISSLER ' S BAKERY AND RESTAURANT A GOOD PLACE TO EAT Everything Nice and Clean Good Steaks and Chops to order. A nice line of Bread and Cakes always on hand BETSY ROSS and EAT-MOR Bread our leaders Try our Butter Maid Cake 908 Main Street Kramer Bros. Dair}) Pasteurized Milk and Cream WE DELIVER TO ANY PART OF THE CITY South Ninth and L Streets 4532 — Phones — 153! - W Man is the only animal who wears short socks Page one lumdred thirty -three (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN iM In a few years you will he glad you have Pnotogra ns to kee alive the memories of School Days. PH0T03 722 MAIN 3T RICHMOND. IND. Charlotte — What ilo you think of a fel- low that makes a girl blush.- ' A pair of tiyht shoes will (In more to keep a young man from roaming, than all Jan. — T think he ' s a wonder! the Blue Laws in the world. S ' mCHMOMD UJocien (H)!!!! VLJ JUL . Hjgsms COMPAMY CLEANING AND PRESSING Dealers in RICHMOND GASOLINE, KERO- By Men who care SENE, AUTO OILS and GREASES For Service Station People who care Ft. Wayne Ave. and North Sixth St. Call the Checker-Board Wagon PHONE 2566 Office: No. 6 North Sixth St. Phone 280 7 41 North Eighth St. Richmond, Indiana - w Only the young die good. Page one hundred tliirty-four (M) THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN M DR. N. S. COX Compliments of Dentist GLEN R. CRUM American Trust Building Phone 1378 DRS. GRAIN SANITARIUM DR. J. W. CANS Twenty-second and Main New York Dental Parlors Across the Street from Glen Miller Park Hours 8 to 6 and 7 to 8 Phone 3812 Corner Eighth and Main Streets Office: Murray Theatre Building Richmond, Indiana Phone 1983 Strangt-r — Wlierf is the Fool ' s Paradise? ' St. Peter — The Fool ' s Paradise? Stransfer — ' es, I was a ' Pikriax ' E(Ht(ir. Out on U ' cdiirsday aftL-niooiis DR. H. E. HINSHAW DR. W. J. SMITH Dentist Dentist Eleventh and Main Streets Phone 1382 216 K. of P. Building Phone 1637 DR. CHAS. E. DUFFIN DR. A. O. MARTIN Suite 301 K. of P. Building Dentist Office Hours 9 to 11 :30 A. M. 1 to 5 and 7 to 8 P. M. 212-213 Colonial Building Telephones Richmond, Indiana Office 2683 Residence 1999 - w Look before you sleep. Page one hundred thirty-five ( (Ml THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN (M ' Dr. A. B. Price When In Need — DENTIST OF CLOTHING, FURNISHINGS. HATS, CAPS, ETC., ALL THE LATEST NOVELTIES AT PRICES C3 LOWER THAN ELSEWHERE Colonial Building Call and See PHONES Frankel Harding Residence, 4890 Office, 2281 820 Main Dick P. (in Public Speaking) — Miss Doran said that that that that that girl used was superfluous. Murrcll H.— .Send Dick to a stuttering school. The D. L Auld Co. JEWELERS Class Pins a Specialty Columbus, Ohio Loehr Klute HOME OF Hart, Schaffner and Marx Clothes - ' Anybody wanta pay dues? — Carl Amick. Page one hundred thirty-six -W M THE TWENTY -TWO PIERIAN M: FORD CARS and TRUCKS FORDSON TRACTORS and LINCOLN LELAND BUILT WeDD-Coleman Co. 27-31 North Ninth CK iPT5i Lfl5T WORC? !N AUTOMATIC PENCILS Made up m voui school color , with your name engraved in gold A benutiful. pr.iccical pencil - Simfilv i ' .vn get t ' Kt 0 («Ji. T Pencil postpaid 65tf. Libera! reduction on quantities. 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PHONES 3247, 3347 - w Pride goeth before a stal Page one hundred thirty- nine (Ml THE TWENTY -TWO PIERIAN M (1 THE ATLAS UNDERWEAR FACTORY RICHMOND. INDIANA Stude — Have you an opening for a bright, energetic, high school graduate? ' Store Owner — Ves. and don ' t slam it on the wav out. Quigg has a peaceful job in the biscuit factory. What does he do? Packs naliiscoes. ( Xow vou tell one.) Summer-Time — Kolp School of The Season of Dancing and DAINTY DRESSES and LINGERIE Assemblies Wk See Help Make Dancing a clean, social t9he Mashmeyer- recreation Granger Company W Eighth and Main Where the Cars Stop MR. AND MRS. BERT KOLP - - You cannot eat potato chips confidentially. Page one hundred forty f iMi THE TWENTY-TWO PIERIAN m - Oh Jimtuy — your book is just splendid! Will your Classmates say your Annual is splendid? Getting out an Annual is a big job — but one you ' ll enjoy too. If your book is a good one you ' ll win sudden popularity and the compliments of every one. 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