Richland High School - Trojan Yearbook (Richland, MI)

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10 Q0 10 V10 030 0 QB Q2 I recently came in contact w1th an old Indian witch doctor By the process of hocus pocus he was able to foretell future happenings Being an obliglng soul he offered to tell me Just how he saw the 1951 Sen1ors, twenty fzve new moons hence Dale Hassmg, former Student Counc1l pres1dent, became the owner of a large glue factory and he's really stuck on h1s Job! Charlie Marble is seen on stage, screen and IEISVISIOII all over the country He went mto ballet, and h1s interpretatnon of The Swan is both graceful and mspiring Judy Stanfield continued her Chemistry work, and as a result became famous She in vented a solutlon to remove the spots from the leopards in the zoos of our natlon From the h1lls of Cressy came frequent columns of smoke Alice Emmons fmds that xn trymg to run a forty room manslon she has httle tlme for shopping 'I'herefore s e orders all her groceries via smoke signal Von Howell has retired to the great north woods to lxve as a hermxt When last seen he had a long beard which he keeps curled by the use of a ' Tom Orville Macomber moved to Illinois and became an extensive chicken farmer All day long he s1ts and pamts stripes on stones because he heard that good poultry men raxse barred rocks 'DeDe Hmds, always a lover of dogs, started a humane shelter called DeDe s Dog Domam Smce Marvin Shanley seemed to be around most of the t1me she put h1m to work feeding the mutts, so poor Marve IS in the dog house most of the time Al Bowker built a four story detention home for naughty boys At the present he has a few vacancies Jane Karr, the noted lady judge helps him out by sending naughty boys to own, you know Margle Kline bought Mr Jordan s Hudson and has made a name for herself 1n varlous stock car races She drlves under the name of K1ller Kline George Farrell IS a successful undertaker He has banked mlllions even though h1s bus1ness is m the hole Carol Plantefaber grew tired of all the publ1c1ty glven to the channel swimmers and the people who went over Niagra Falls m a barrel Therefore, she reversed the procedure She swam over the Falls and floated across the English Channel 1n a barrel Harold TTZVIS struck 011 in h1s back yard Now he s loafmg on his Chris craft ln the mlddle of Gull Lake He recently returned from France where he gave a welght l1ft1ng exh1bition Nancy DeRyder mvested all her money in a pet shop She married some old bxrd I mean, some young man, and whlle he is away on business she trams all her parrots to whistle at the fellows who pass by her little store Same old Nancy I Claude Plllar s love for fancy hair cuts led tum lnto the barber's profess1on He took over the little barber shop in Richland, and Ul his spare time he trots across the street to the park and counts mosquitoes He gets a tenth of a cent for each mosquito he counts It seems that all the newspapers have been carrymg the story of a certain little lady jockey who raced all over these United States Riding the famous 'Flea bitten' , an xtchy l1ttle number, we see none other than Betty Loisell. Grace Holtman and Phyll1s Kuhn couldn't make up their minds, whether to become comedians or nurses Finally, they compromised and became surgeons thus keepxng their patients 111 stitches Photography has intrigued one of the former seruors of 51 Ted Brooks has become a photographer of babies Knowing Ted, I can't say for sure what IS meant by the word ' bables Speaking of bables, it seems that Tody Gragg was recently a little confused She has had a number of Jobs as baby sxtter, but she keeps getting fired after she has sat on the E L A S . . - . . . . , h C ' , his establishment. P:S. Jane is famed for her fashionable court robes---she makes her . I ' n 1

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an S0 To those g1rls who w1ll soon be wrxtmg to Far Away Places Ruth H111 leaves her sk11l of wr1t1ng letters Mary Lou Hale leaves her Econom1cs book 1n the waste basket 1n hopes that the 1an1tor w1ll throw It 1n the furnace Get out the bobby pms Frank Bowers because Dale Hassmg IS leavmg you that curly ha1r of h1s and you wxll need to keep It 1n tr1m Speakmg of haxr Yolanda Gragg leaves her red tresses to the Jumor Class to use whereever they need It .Tlm Goodnch w1lls h1s corny Jokes to the teachers m hopes that they w1ll enjoy them as much as he has Wes Knapper IS recelvmg Claude P1llars' love of farmmg, Good Luck Wes Pep to all the future cheerleaders IS Betty Lolsell s contrxbutlon to th1s famous docu ment Dean Cutler s m1nd for mathematxcs IS left to Doris Kaecher for her future Algebra and Geometry Classes We know Mr Salamun w1ll apprecxate the mechanxcal know how that Don Campbell IS leavlng h1m That un1que Charlxe Marble method of gum chewmg IS left to Martha Carpenter Dxck Buck leaves h1s agrlcultural endeavor to none other than Martha Ferguson! That famous Thomas hot rod IS left to M1ss Crapple for Sunday dr1v1ng Darlene Grubxus xs leavmg some of her dancmg ab1l1ty to Kenny Goolsby, so watch out g1r1sl ' Last, but far from least, the ent1re Semor Class wlshes to leave the1r thanks to the1r parents and teachers for the years of help and happxness they have g1ven us Also the best of luck to all our underclassmen ffass Ami? M have CQJSSGO, 154 any tl? 67055 fLX0l4-JCI? Mlfd P0561 670-TG' Ch Ad! 81-5 B66 'V LL M 0 G n aa,

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TEES' aoeuaoae ' ' I Hz.-. babies for a few hours Televxsion has brought new experlences to many, but Pete Enzlan declded to stxck to the good old radlo Her golden voxce may be heard on that well known Schxck Injector Razor program She xs the one who says Push, pull chck, C11Ck, Push pull cl1ck clxck Marflyn Blue has always been interested mn cook1ng and so has Amta V1lcms, so they went mto busmess together They moved to Cal1forn1a and may be seen down by the Paciflc runmng the1r httle hot dog stand 'W1th a plckle um the mxddle and the mustard on the top Don Campbell, the great professor, tr1ed for ten years to secure the Job he had h1s heart set on I am happy and proud to f1nd out that he succeeded He is now a teacher at Vassar Rxght 1n the heart of Kalamazoo there stands a l1tt1e buxldxng, and above the door lt says Goodr1ch and Cutler, we wreck anythlng I wonder 1f they had anythlng to do wlth my car ? In the world of s1ng1ng we see many of our old frlends Darlene Grubxus just fxmshed a marvelous performance mn the Metropol1tan Opera House She sang the role of Carmen Then turmng to the televlsion set we see the former Pat Reed sxnglng some torchy blues songs Her husband, by the way, has a monopolyon the telev1s1on lndustry Another slng the l1ttle bables ln the nursery The scene now shlfts to Yvonne Hamllton, the famous woman pol1t1c1an She has stood on so many soap boxes that her feet have frequently been mxstaken for cakes of Ivory floatmg soap Wllma Sander and I2Ck16 W1ersema became detectives, and they are really second 'Dlck Tracys They are often seen tracl-ung down SUSPICIOUS characters wxth thexr trusty bloodhounds Snlffum and Smellum It IS sa1d that real pearls l1ve better 1f someone wears them all the t1me Therefore Merzdean Mounsey has a l1fet1me Job s1tt1ng 1n a bank vault wearing pearls for a mult1 m1ll1ona1re Mary Lou Hale runs a factory for dymg garments at low rates She was always a lover of laughter, so lf you never saw a g1rl dye laughmg, drop 1n on Mary and tell her I sent you Ruth H111 Jomed the Waves and has been glven the hlgh honor of chlef lxfe saver blow er upper Then there IS the famous tag.-team match whxch IS shown on te1ev1s1on every th1rd Tuesday ln the month It features the team of Dale Brock and B111 Thomas who will wrestle anyone who dares take the rxsk About th1s tlme the old Indian wxtch doctor s v1s1on was slowly fadmg , but he had txme to to get a glxmpse of .Tack Welborn, the famous smgmg spray pa1nter He travels hlther and yon wxth hxs l1tt1e spray gun complete w1th a bu1lt 1n musxc box to play h1s accompan1 ments I, Dorothy Yeomans, have all I can do wr1t1ng those 111ustr1ous melod1es that the s1ng1ng spray pamter glves forth as he works Well, there you have xt qulte a class All successful and that's no Indlan faxry tale! -- a x G0 Q P 0 4 0 o 0 . ,, M . . nn . , ing star is Betty Herron. She has been hired by the Bronson Hospital to slng lullabys to n . I . 4- 1 u I n v . . Q , Q 1 a , -