Richland High School - Trojan Yearbook (Richland, MI)

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CLASS PRGPHECY When I 'thlllk of going to that class dlmer tomorrow, June lst, 1960, it almost upsets me to see all myncm famous class mates It will be dreadful gO11'lg to beautiful Humphrey Park at Gu1lLa.ke and eating at Fisk's the home of the Fast Fiskburger Just look at them! Gladys never marrled but it has been rum cred that she nnde some of her money S6111Ilg hot-cars Joyce surprlsed everybody by marrylng a millionaire and be coming famous after her mvention of the F1rst Fast Fisk Fish burger Oh, and there are others Look at my old pal, Bill Blank, inventor of the Blank Blue Bulb for Boys with Blue Beards and then there s Levroe Dcdgson, owner of the Dodgson's Delaware Dodge and De Soto Dealers, Inc. Gee Whiz, Yes! They're all famous! Art Holtman is now fifth Vice President of the Kalamazoo Vegetable Parchment Co He gained this position through h1s :Lndustrious labors, his mrrying the president's daughter had nothing to do with it Nothing, I tell you, nothlngl Troy and Dorls marrled and became the parents of the first set of triplets born :Ln Rmchland Township Troy has amazed the agricultural world with the 'Morton Soentless Onion It seems that Troy and Dorls discoverd the scentless onion after remaining penniless for years Dale Hamilton cashed in on h1s hlgh school experiences a. racing corporatlon known the world over They'11 all be there tomorrow including Happy Howd1e QUILBBI1 whose radio rend1t1ons of 'You Are W bunshlne are known from coast to coast Lb has been sa1d that Howaz-d's next waxing will be that tender little ditty, 'Shoot Me Dad I ve Got It Bad, wr1tten and composed by the natlon s most learned composer, Esther Smith. Charles Watts, internatlonal lawyer, has just won his latest case The case of Chittenden vs The People It seems that some low brow character, probably from the class of '52 had accused Richard of embezzlmg fperish the thought? money from the U S. treasury after servlng as the nation s treas urer for two tems Needless to say, Richard was acquitted The fact that David Da Ryder was Pupreuna Court Justice had no bearing on the case. Uncle Dick Kulm is famous for h1s invention CU of the Kuhn Kracy Krew Kut for Krusty Krooners, He also devised a. toothlese comb for baldheaded men. Barbara Vickers surpnsed everyone by growing five inches and becoming a Powers model Yellow Rose . O: ' a . 5 . .ff s and is now president of the Hamilton hand-Picked Hot Rods, Q U . . . g - . n . . . I 'A . . 1 : . I O I f . 2 C 1 . . ll 0

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CLASS WILL fCon'tl JOHN LAMAN leaves his scholastic d1gn1ty to Danny Kuhn TRGY MORTON leaves his 7H7sa5f,f oar to anyone who can stand to have :Lt around LARY O'NEILL leaves her Ch.ristms.s trees in cold storage un t1l next yer-r 3he's the conservatlve type BILL OIIEL leaves his road regulations to Jim Cutshaw. EILEEN PIPER leaves her giggles to Carol Plantefaber Art's always bragging how well he can play, now he can prove JOAN SHUMAKER leaves her effervesoent personality to every Junior girl in the fond hope tint they too will pass it on BETTY SIMPSON leaves the map of Cressey to anyone who hasn been there yet EST'-IER SM TH leaves her artistic abilities to all 'F01 bhY musical prodzmgies, MARJORIE SMITH leaves all memories of sohool behlnd far behind! HAZEL STRAUSS leaves her little Black Book of superb skating p1aoes to all those who desire 1t. BARBARA VICKERS leaves her height to all Jmmiors under four feet. DORIS VICKERS leaves hmoookbook bdnml for future reference. CHAPLES WATTS leaves his ability to master Model A's to Bowker, PAUL WATTS leaves his culinary oomoct ions to all future Hans Makers AL YINGLING wills h1s overwhelming sense of humor to all the Junior boys, hoping that they too tillmke all their classes livelier DONNA JUNE HOWARD will her exsellsnoe of tapping time to all basketball players and oho1r singers. In His Light We as Fm-ward ' ' YI . O O HOWARD QUIBELL leaves his Electric Glzitar to Art Gentenaar. its I R It A1 O

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cuss PROPHZECY icon 1: J Eileen Piper is the lead1ng advertlser for the 'Singing Mertzlcians Paul Watts composed tlfmr heart rendering slogan, 'Music Will Raise Your Spirits ' Good Luck, Paul! Hazel Strauss settled down to a qaiet home life and wrote 'Hazel s Handy Handbook for Hardworking Hanmmkers' betaveen meals Ken Essar remained his qu1et unassuming self doing noth- :Lng spectacular except maklng his thlrd million from Essar s Noiseless Juke Box for M1810 Haters. Kenny also eliminated income tax for us poor folks He supports the government as a side line All of the nation s gold is kept in Fort Esmr Steven Gregor-ek s interest in radio led to producing the nation s latest sensation, Smellinsion National advertis ing features him as 'Steve Gregorek, The Man Who Brought fhe Smell Into Your Living Room Joan Slmnmker became one of the famous lady truck drivers for the famous Yingling Bros iltruokzmg Agency Albert Ins hired all lady truck drivers and has made h1s company known the wozld over through his slogan, 'Let us truck your truck John Grettum and Bill Owel couldn't stand the thought of team, 'Sad Sack and Mac, the Amos and Andy of the sixtles Phyllis Brown writes all of thelr materlal as well as finan cially baohng the show Louise Harney and Barbara Channells are also :Ln show husi ness. Louise writes the script for 'Mechanic Me1,' a well known soap opera, while Barbara does the singing omnmerclal for 'Simpson Suds, a new washday wonder devised by Betty Simpson Mary O'Neill surprlsed everybody by struggling 'throxgh college to become a Phys Ed. instructor M8.I'JOI'10 Smith found herself to be one of the heirs of the Smith Brothers Cough Drop Company and inherited a cool million Mary Ellen Berry grew tired of her llfe of ease as head of the Imperial Beverage Co. and left home to become Queen of the Knight of the Roads, an organlzatlon for hugo class 'mms Donna June is nationally known for her ownership of Howard s The Home of the Educated Toe, a tap dancing school And there is J0a.n DeLoof, the world's foremost actress She has recelved many plaudits, not to mention several 'Oscars They'll all be there tcmorrow mcluding my boss John Laman, Editor of the Kazoc Gazette They rehab won t re- cognize me, Eugene Goodrloh, just a hmnnble spo s writer. 19 I I . . I . I I 1 - . - . .n parting so they joined to form the famous television comedy 0 e ' I . . .n 0 I . Ili ' - I