Richland High School - Richlander Yearbook (Richland, MO)

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CLASS WR09 H ECY In 1988, the graduating class of 1978, held their ten year class reunion. Some very interesting things were found out about our fellow class members. The reunion was held in the Ballroom of the White House where Doug Tidquist resides as President of the United States, along with his beautiful First Lady, Denise Payne. Doug's Second Lady is Lisa York, secretary to the First Lady. The first guests to arrive were Vice-President Beth Smith, the former Beth Roberts, and her First Man, Brad Smith. Suddenly as the Vice-President and her First Man were approcaching the front steps to the White House, a cattle truck came screeching up the drive. It was none other than the partners of Pigs, Inc. along with their wives. They were Danny Zeigenbein, as President, his wife, the former Chris Sullens, now head cheerleader of the Dallas Cowboys, Robert Stenson, Vice-President, his wife the former Beth Barnes, now a world famous computer programmer, David Lowery, Treasurer, his lovely wife the former Bronda Boyd, who is now the Business Law instructor at RHS, Cecil Foote, Secretary, his wife, the former Petra Brown, who is now owner of Petra's Disco, which used to be York's Snackette, and Honorary Member Dale Shelton, along with his wife the former Nancy Hogland, who is now a professional race car driver. Dale spends most of his time plotting the kill of Danny Zeigenbein so he can take over the Presidency of Pigs,Inc. When everyone entered they were served drinks by Hooker's Catering Service, owned by Sandy Hooker. Her employees include Melody Casperson, Gayla Luttrell, Pearl Reynolds, Tammy DeMott Reynolds, Debbie Pasley, and Lore Flanders. Their trick to serving is in wearing a black bikini. The party was really goin' strong when Donnie Blanchard, new Driving instructor at RHS, and his beautiful wife the former Becki Long Skaggs Shephard, now a marriage counselor, arrived. Becki and Donnie started the party off right with an argument over Becki's choice of occupation. The crowd turned around to see stumbling through the door Kevin Henson, and his wife the former Rae Ann Williams. Everyone thought Kevin was on fire because written across the front of his shirt were the words, Too Hot To Handle , so they threw water on him. They knew Rae Ann was just to Fabulous to do it...at least that's what it said on her shirt. As Rae Ann and Kevin stumble through the door, a shabby lookin' Cobra II pulls up in the drive. Getting out of the car, or rather, rolling out of the car, were Jeri Stenson, Regina Hendricks, and Pauletta Perkins. Jeri is John Travolta's dance partner in a new motion picture, Sunday Mornin' Hangover , Regina has her own television show called, Laugh Out , and Pauletta is an internationally known roller derby queen. As the three walked up the steps, they heard a loud crash. They turned around just in time to see a silver Corvette try to pull in between the cattle truck and Jeri's Cobra, which were parked only three feet away. Of course, it was Frank Pemberton and his beautiful wife, the former Sherry Roam. Frank is the new owner of what used to be Caldwell's Fast Stop and is now Frank's Come Go and Sherry is the new Spanish teacher at RHS. As they entered they heard music. To their surprise the entertainment was provided by King's Crusader's. Jerry King is the faith healer in the group. He has traveled far and wide winning lost souls under his

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I, Terry Knapp, will my Junior class mates the best during their Senior year, and all the under classmen good luck during the rest of their years. I, Carol Light, will my ability to make passing grades to Billy Hankins. I, Becki Long, will my old cheerleading tights to Connie Blanchard and Lisa Lundh (one pair will fit you both!!!) I, David Lowery, will my ability to leave the school grounds in a neat and orderly way to Janet Fowler so she can hear all the sermons from Mr. Halter. I, Gayla Luttrell, will my ability to get along with Mr. Halter to Polly Toole. I, Phyllis Massey, will my ability to be attentive and alert in Mr. Traw's class to all who will have him next year. Also I will my ability to be friends with Mr. Traw after report cards come out to all freshmen that he will have for English next year. Good luck. I, Janet Miller, will my ability to mind my own business while keeping my mouth shut to Lisa Henson. I, Sunny Moran, will ny title as the Goatroper to Michael Booth. We are the only ones who know the value and language. I, Donna O'Dell, do hereby bequeath my great sense of humor, my ability to make more friends than enemies, my unconceitedness, my extremely good nature, and my love and care for other human beings to Ricky Gmo, who needs this at least thrice over. I, Greg Owens, will my ability to keep motors in my cars and drive the speed I do and to still be here for graduation to Donnie Tanner. We, Debbie Pasley and Pauletta Perkins, will our ability to work wi :h clay and not get overly excited to Rick Gmo and our ability to stay out of the trunk of a car to Diana Tucker. I, Denise Payne, being of so'.ind mind and body, do hereby will all my uneaten cafeteria lunches to Marion Fiedler and Debbie Murray. I, Frank Pemberton, will, my ability to drink three beers and still walk to Mike Belshe. I, Clinton Peterson, will my ability to cause trouble and not get hollered at by Mr. Halter to the Juniors, they'll need it. I, Tammy Reynolds, will my ability to control myself and not to go scarfing down everybody else's lunch to Debbie Murray. I, Sherry Roam, being of sound mind and body will my ability to walk pass some- one without starting a fight, and my mind to Mike Belshe, Lord knows he needs it! I, Beth Roberts, will my ability to walk down the hall without having my nose in the air to Christina Johnson. I, Dale Shelton, son of Mr. and Mrs. Ola Shelton, was bom September 7 I960, on one warm afternoon. It has taken me several weeks to determine who I should will my magnificent brain and skills to. I have decided to wil my wisdom to Scott Wood and my extra-smart brain to Rick Echelberry. The Honorable Morris Dale Shel on I, Brad Smith, will my ability to talk to Mr. Halter for five minutes and not upset him to Larry York. I, Robert Stenson, will my height to Junior Davis. I, Doug Tidquist, will my ability to go through a basketbal 1 practice without running into somebody in the fr or on the ground to next years varsity team. I, Peg y Tomlinson, will my ability to pass English and Soience to Billy Hankins. I, David Trower, will my Peterbuilt tee-shirt to Clint Tucker so he can give it to Danny Zeigenbein. I, Rae Ann Williams, will my quiet-loud mouth and cheerful disposition to Linda McDaniel. I, Jacquetha Willoughby, will my ability to do jumping jacks in P.E. to Loraine Hopkins. I, Kenny York, will my ability to stay awake and pay attention in Mr. Traw's class to Eldon Shivers. I, Lisa York, will my ability to drink just one carton of milk at lunch to Connie Blanchard. I, Randy York, will my politeness and friendliness to Donna Jump. I, Danny Zeigenbein, will my dirty farm boots to Mrs. Hardesty, she needs a new pair.

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protective care, charging each new member a keg for membership. The Crusaders are his group of singers that travel to the ends of the earth with him in their spare time. Lisa Anderson is a fully qualified accountant and turns music pages for the pianoist, Janet Brackett, who helps Jerry preach on occasion. Betsy Bohannon is the music director and is also the owner of Bo's Bloomers. Pat Daugherty is the lead soprano and is the owner of The Pot Palace, a shop with extravagant plants. David Allen is a full time member but when he's not with the Crusader's he and Gary Baranowski are chasin' girls just like they did their senior year. Members of King's Crusaders are Becky Beasley, Dian Boren, Terry Casperson, Debbie Echelberry, Marilyn Gilmore, Lisa Jeffries, Carol Light, Phyllis Massey, Janet Miller, Terry Knapp, Sunny Moran, Donna O'Dell, Clinton Peterson, Peggy Tomlinson, David Trower, and Randy York. As you can see Jerry did quite a bit of work converting the sinners. He said he was proud of the Crusaders, promotes their talent anytime he can and loves his work. Mark Decker, his wife the former Donna Jackson and Eric Dodge, along with his wife the former Jacquetha Willoughby arrived in style with all kinds of riches. Mark and Eric are the coowners of the world wide known basketball team, the Dixon Rednecks, who are responsible for their newly found riches. Donna is the publisher of a small, local newspaper and Jacquetha is in the business of importing bananas from Brazil and exporting peaches from Georgia. Dave Henry is the new prison warden at the Missouri State Penitentiary. The prisoners arriving with him are Dennis Evans, John Gibson, Greg Owens and Kenny York. John and Greg were put away for everyone's safety because no one was safe on the highway when they were driving because they were so reckless. Dennis was sentenced to ten years for having wild blood and Kenny was locked up because there was no more room for him at Fulton. The last two to arrive were Susie Mills and Carrie Clearbrook. Dave ended up taking Carrie back with him for the same reason Kenny was put away. For some reason she kept wanting to ride a cow. Susie decided to give up on Carrie and took out for California where she could resume her new lead role in the show, Wonderwoman. Overall it looks as if the class of 1978 turned out successfully. WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS.