Richland High School - Richlander Yearbook (Richland, MO)

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CLASS PROPHECY In 1?8?, the graduating class of 1977 held their ten year class reunion. Some very interestin things vere found out about our fellow class members. The reunion was held at Rat's Raunch Roll (formerly Ruby's Tavern); which is o’med and operated by Dave Rat Hiller. Drinks -ere served by the barmaids: Debbie Blanchard, Donna Flynn and Kathy McCoin. These girls are hoping to make it a life time profession. The bouncer is Sharon Mets, who has just replaced Danny McNeil, as he vas unable to handle the responsibilities of the job. During the course of the evening Sharon only had to bounce one person, ex-con, Mike Reynolds. Like usual, he just had to start a fight. The other victim, Everett Mullins, is now in satisfac- tory condition at Cox Medical Center in Springfield. His lovely wife, the former Etta V.'iggs, is sitting patiently by his side. Entertainment was provided by Rat's Go-Go-Bunnies: Debbie Goforth, Sharon Hovlett and former Mr. America, Steve Harrison. Steve has recently insured his legs for a half a million dollars. Other class members there, were some that have done veil in the business world. Larry Baranovski and his wife, the former JoAnne King, owners of Baranowski's Pump and Pay. Vicky Blackburn has taken over her dad's nevspaper office and is now putting out a paper twice the size of Springfield's. Bruce Gilbert is now a psychiatrist and is said to be one of the world's richest men. His faithful and devoted secretary is none other than his childhool sweetheart, Kim Flanders. In his spare time be still likes to chase butterflies. Mark Holdman has reopened Gun Runner and is keeping Charlie Hanson and his family stocked with the best of everything. Sandy Howiett is now manager of KNOB Radio Station, where she plays the best Rock and Roll 2tj hours a day. Her new DJ is Tom Shockley, who is still trying to convince Sandy that he could make her a good hubby. Randy Dovden is the top ’.'ickerbill salesman in this area. In his spare time he is trying to teach Hr. Harris a little something about Business Lav. Kathy Krehmeier and Eddie Jackson still aren't married due to the fact that Kathy refuses to give up her career as a model in Hot Rod Magazine. Cathy Harness is now doing conmericals or Tickle underarm deodorant. Reb.a Tucker and Frank Tucker have gone into business together. They call it Tucker and Tucker, Inc. No one knows yet just what kind of business it is. Kevin Johnson is now modeling men's underwear for JC Penney Catalog. Jennifer Agan and Janice Echelberry Jones are now starring in the new movie sensation Red Hot Nurses. Rated X. Dave Anderson, is their leading man. Terry Mitschele is still the Parking Lot Attendant at RHS. George Gmo has his own oriental massage parlor in downtown Svedeborg. The head massager is David Tien. Anniela Gottfried and Terry McDaniel are making a new movie. It is called Death Race 2001 . James Bryant is head of the Marijuana Legalizing Committee. Vic Aulbach has taken over Chuck Barris' place on the Gong Show, and Joe Agan is the nev: host of the Tonight Show. Carolgene Williams and Janet Davis are the new secretaries at RHS. David Miller is the new janitor. Julie Brackett, Thersa Lane, Cecilia Cgle and Brenda Brashear have their own factory. It is called BLCB. Their most recent product is—BLOB'S BLC0MERS e had a few late comers, Holly Poeschel, who is now a ccncert pianist, Carol Baker, who sings ’-Ith Holly, their manager Johnny Henry and his wife the former Jane Miller, Jane's brother Jim their traveling mechanic and David Hammock their song writer. They have just gotten back from a world wide tour. Just as the reunion vas ending ve were all shocked when two of the Hell's Angels rode in on their bikes with their ol' ladies. To our surprise we found that they were none other than Phillip Gifford, Joy Mathis, Boyd Hendricks, and Joyce LaQuey. Phillip is now president of the club, and Boyd is vice president. All in all it was a very enjoyable evening. Iguess it can be said that everyone has turned ou,t successfully.

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We the Senior class of Richland High School, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will these characteristics and abilities to those who may one day follow in our fo.otsteos I I, Jennifer Agan, will my ability to stay thin to the faculty and administration especially 1 David Anderson, will my solid personality and sound philosophy to Allan Miller. I, Larry Raranowski, will my ability to ride a motorcycle to Brad aoith. I, Debbie Blanchard, will my ability to speak when spoken to, even if I n in a hurry, to Christy Sanders and Connie Smith. . . . I, Brenda Brashear, will my beat-up VW to Sheila Gan, if she can master the art of driving. I, James Bryant, will my pack of zig zags to Dennis Evans and Ron Woodrur., because you can never tell when they will need ther.. n . I, Janet Davis, will my locker, my classes and my short little speech teacher to Tina Brady. I, Randy Dowden, will my ability to get along with all my teachers to the de cl!£smen- I, Kim Flanders, will my snoozy ear rings to Marilyn Gillmore, and my records to Danny SheU. I, Donna Flynn, will my ability to look busy in Home Ec. without doing anything to Julie Stevens, Brenda Snsscen, and Bec d Miller. ...... I, Phillip Gifford, will Beth Hardesty the mouth of a dormant volcano to give HHb a little it Bruce Gilbert, do hereby will the first copy of my new book, Life on the Bench to Mike Belshe, and will my ability to never take a book home, and still make the honor roll to Lisa Lundh and Connie Sheeley. I, Debbie Goforth, will my ability to go to a dance and not get stuck with a hyperac-ive Fred Astair to 3ecki Long and my ability to clean out the drains at the pool and not barf to Sherry Roan. ... . .. I, Anniela Gottfried, will my ability to get along with anyone, with a few exceptions, to Hr. Harris. v T I, George Grao, will my ability to talk ny way out of trouble to Mike McNeil, Larry .or'., Sam Sanders, and Moose. I, Steve Harrison, will my dog’s face and figure to Iris Richardson. I. Boyd Hendrix, will my ability to skip school and not pet caught to Donnie Tanner. 1, Johnny Henry, will ny ability to get out of school and stay out to Mr. Halter. I, Mark Holdxmn, will my ability to say 10 words without saying My God , You know what I mean to Ken Mullins. I, Sandy Howlett, will my entire supply of mint, cinnamon, and plain toothpicks to Ron Blackburn. I, Sharon Howlett, will my only pair of pood tweezers to Ron Traci so that they may pick the toothpick splinters out of each others lower lip. I, Kevin Johnson, will my ability to get long with the superintendent to Ricky Grno. I, Janice Jones, will ray Spanish speaking ability to Mrs. Pyles. I, Terry McDaniel, will my knowledge of all of Uncle Bill's sermons to Mike Belshe who will probably never get the chance to hear them. I, David Miller, will my ability to control my temper to Moose Mullins. I, Jane Miller, will ny personality to Rene'e Orebaugh. I, Terry Mitschele, will ny ability to keep bus; in Ag. to Jerry King and Danny Zeigenbein. I, Everette Mullins, will my brother Moose to Marilyn GilImore. I, Cecilia Ogle, will ny ability to get home when I'm suppose to, to Regina Hendricks. I, Holly Poeschel, will my laugh to Linda McDaniel. I, Mike Reynolds, will to Greg Owens my ability to take care of a car, and watch his step. I, Tom Siockley, being of sourd mind and body, will to Mike Belshe, my spot on the bench which I have faithfully sat on for four years of my high school career and the U,663 splinters and 697 blisters accumulated by my posterior section because of the above said sitting. I, David Tien, will to Julie Massey, Melody Caspcrson, Lisa Vause, a stronger bladder so they can make it through an entire art class without going to the bathroom and to Both Barnes my pet Spanding-650, tennis racket, Fredrick. I, Reba Tucker, will my ability to eat school lunchs and still survive to Coach Henderson. I, Etta Wiggs, will my ability to not pester people to Roberta Boals. I, Carolgene Williams, will my ability to paddle a canoe to Janet Brackett We, JoAnne King and Julie 3rackett, will our ability to total our cars without taking out 3 trees to Regina Hendricks and also will our beautiful, long hair and girlish figures to LeRoy 3tenson. We, Carol Baker, Joyce LaQuey, and Joy Mathis will our ability to stay friends for four years to Vena Brown, Linda Mc aniel and Christy Sanders. We, Vicky Rlackburn and Cathy Maness will our full year supply of to Lie c paper for the girls locker room to Jacquetha Willoughby. We, Kathy McCoin, Dave Miller, Danny McNeil, Joe Agan, Vick Aulback, David Hammock, and Sharon Mets, will our peaceful, good mannered, well behaved and friendly attitude to next years Music Appreciation class. We, Theresa Lane and hathy Krohmeier, will our ability to always try to compromise when a disagreement occurs to Hr. Richard Harris and also we will our ability not to argue with him. Our Junior Play Cast will their acting ability to this year's Junior Play Cast. In addition to the above items, we find a few other valuable items and characteristics in our ownership, we the class of 1977 of Richland High School being lucky to graduate, do hereby, reluctantly, will these items and chacteristics as follows: To the Juniors: Our broken rulers, old notes, the blame for all the damage we did in our four years, and the greatest hope that you too, graduate. To the Sophomores: A list of all the way to cheat on exams, you will find them hidden behind a loose brick, the lath from the right in the 39th row on the East side of the high school building. (?.S. None of the 1,97o,Ol6 ways worked anyway.) To the Freshmen: Our old ticket stubs left over from school activities, (Maybe you can use them to sneak into future activities.) However, use them legally, that is sneak in when lobodv's looking.

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