Richfield High School - Aurean Yearbook (Richfield, MN)

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 When a girl likes a guy — watch out! She'll stop at nothing when she's In Hot Pursuit You have just seen Mr. Right and you're convinced that this is it, the real thing — love. All you think about is him. All you talk about is him. But, what can you do? You certainly can't go up to him and start talking. After all, you're the girl. You want him to make the first move, right? So, you help him along a little bit. You do everything possible to let this guy know that you like him, without being too obvious. So, you: (Guys, pay close attention! You just might recognize some of these.) THE MORE THE MERRIER (above) — How many girls does it take to call a guy? Obviously seven. Juniors Jackie Kalina, Kim Johnson, Lezlie Distel, Shelly Carey, Shaune Krengel and Amie Willis give Mr. Right a ring. 1. CALL HIM — (a.) Ask for him and when he answers, hang up. You only wanted to hear what his voice sounded like on the phone, (b.) You're apprehensive so you have at least two other friends over while you call, (c.) Go ahead and talk to him. Ask him about everything you already know, (d.) Ask him about an assignment. That seems so innocent, (e.) Purposely call when he's not home so you can leave a message and he can call you back. Then you can tell your friends that he called you. You arc here THE GAME PLAN — He has at least a 30 second head start on you. Running work-well here. 2. HOUND HIM DOWN - This requires research, but once you know where he is during the day, you coincidently show up in the same place he is between classes. This often requires a good plan o action considering he's usually on first floor, north wing when you're on third floor, south wing. 22 In Hot Pursuit

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Locker Decor Much of the socializing that goes on in this school centers around a locker. Naturally students try to spiff up these homes away from home. If you're unsure as to the best method of decorating your locker, refer to the list below for some household hints. — Accumulate pictures of various babes around school and cover your door with them, in hopes that they will drop by and see them. — Cut up magazines to spell catchy phrases that will attract the passer-by. — Put up signed pictures of famous people and pretend you know them personally. Best Bets For Brownosing The Big Line-Up WAITING ... — Students wait in line to receive their lunch. Chances are, throughout the day students will have to wait in some sort of line. They have to stand in line for lunch, for tickets, for an admit and for the bathroom. For most of them waiting in line is boring, but students can enjoy standing in lines simply by using these tips: — Count the number of peo- ple with belly-buttons that go in and belly-buttons that go out. — Bring homework and begin reading next trimesters curriculum. — Count the tiles on the ceiling and floor (by the way, there are 88 in the auditorium foyer). — Start a festive game of leap frog. HOME SWEET HOME - Toys help Tom Muilenberg (12) feel at home. AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? — Senior Tim Marks asks Mr. Leary for help in calculus. For some Richfield students brown-nosing is just a term with no practical application; for others it is a way of life. A few students are even trying to get a new class elective Brown-nosing 101. Here are a few tips from these aggressive do- gooders. — Always be on time to class. — Find out what kind of cologne the teacher wears, and make it your cologne. — Offer to stay after class to pick up refuse left by other students. Keys To Success 21

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THERE HE IS (above) — Seniors Wendy Burch, Mary Wright, Laura Eggleston, Linda Tran and Dionne Witt spot HIM walking down the hall. k TELL YOUR FRIENDS — You quickly realize that the more you alk, the better the chance of him hearing about it.r. You know better han to expect any information from his friends. The most they »vill tell you is, He likes someone in the school. I SPY (left) — Rhonda Elliot (11) takes a quick glance as she drives by HIS house. 4. DRIVE PAST HIS HOUSE - No matter where you are going, his house always seems to be on the way. TOTALLY IRRELEVANT INFORMATION (above) — Claire W'ittman (12) uses all possible resources to find out everything on Mr. Right. 5. GET THE FACTS - You find out everything you can about him: middle name, phone number, address, names of brothers, sisters and parents, what kind of car he drives, who his friends are, if he made the B honor roll, etc. For some reason, these little facts are essential. It's important to find out where he works so you can show up there at least once a week (even if he works at 10,000 Auto Parts and you don't drive.) But, most importantly, you exhaust every resource trying to find out the names of every girl he's liked or dated in the last year. Then, you find out if he currently has a girlfriend. If he doesn't, you're in luck. If he does, well, you really didn't like him anyway. — Putrich Endrizzi In Hot Pursuit 23