Richfield High School - Aurean Yearbook (Richfield, MN)

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Caricatures Cal Q Lator CHARACTERISTICS - can always be found on third floor having intellectual discussions with the computer-distinctive features include bulging biceps (from carrying around heavy books such as The Handbook of Chemistry and Physics) and the I ever present TI-55 pocket calculator clipped to his belt - known for speaking in the language of the intelligent (which no one else can understand) FAVORITE ACTIVITIES - memorizing the charts of elements - preparing income tax returns FAMOUS QUOTE - ‘‘Einstein once said ... Olive Richfield CHARACTERISTICS - writes Richfield is 1 on every folder - all clothing is monogrammed with R or Spartans - won’t go to Southdale because it is located in enemy cake-eater territory FAVORITE ACTIVITIES - going to every Richfield athletic event, speech tournament, concert or musical that is in existence (or inventing one if there isn’t!) FAMOUS QUOTE - You’re not kidding, are you? There really are other cities in the world besides Richfield? 14 Caricatures

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Ima Brownose CHARACTERISTICS-often found chatting with teachers-carries Webster’s Handy Dandy Pocket Dictionary everywhere, just in case-sits at the front of the room in every class, but doesn’t have trouble seeing-al-ways has the answer the teacher is looking for only one in class who laughs at the teacher’s jokes FAVORITE ACTIVITIES-reading Strunk and White’s Elements of S y e-delivering literature for the reelect Priebe campaign-sorting fruit flies FAMOUS QUOTE-‘‘l can help you with that! l E. Gotrip CHARACTERISTICS-can't walk by a mirror without stopping to admire himself-considers himself too intelligent to converse with anyone who isn't in Acc. Math, Adv. Biology, Physics, or Honors English-believes he is the true modern-day Renaissance man FAVORITE ACTIVITIES-spending hours in the House of Mirrors admiring himself-taking Polaroid pictures of himself-listening to tapes of O Lord It’s Hard to be Humble, by Mac Davis Famous Quote- l thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong! Caricaiufos 13

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CHARACTERISTICS - impossible to distinguish between the two bodies, as they are always so closely inter-twined-Betty often finishes Willie’s sentences when conversing with others and vice-versa-she writes his name all over her folders-he can be found staring at her picture when he isn’t with her-pictures from dances cover their locker-they begin to go into withdrawal after more than one hour of separation FAVORITE ACTIVITIES - If you don’t know by now, the Aurean staff would like present you with a one-way bus ticket to the nearest monastary! FAMOUS QUOTE - “SMACK!” She'S. Aflirt CHARACTERISTICS - can be found anywhere there are guys-spends a lot of time in stores like Schaak electronics or Foot Lockers (where guys are most plentiful)- loves to greet old (and new!) boyfriends with a customary kiss-not uncommon for her to be slow-dancing with one guy, while giving the eye and waving to the person standing behind him-the worst enemy of the rest of the girls in school! FAVORITE ACTIVITIES-practicing her best smile in front of a mirror-tallying how many guys called her in one weekend FAMOUS QUOTE- Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? Caricatures 15