Richfield High School - Aurean Yearbook (Richfield, MN)

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Ima Brownose CHARACTERISTICS-often found chatting with teachers-carries Webster’s Handy Dandy Pocket Dictionary everywhere, just in case-sits at the front of the room in every class, but doesn’t have trouble seeing-al-ways has the answer the teacher is looking for only one in class who laughs at the teacher’s jokes FAVORITE ACTIVITIES-reading Strunk and White’s Elements of S y e-delivering literature for the reelect Priebe campaign-sorting fruit flies FAMOUS QUOTE-‘‘l can help you with that! l E. Gotrip CHARACTERISTICS-can't walk by a mirror without stopping to admire himself-considers himself too intelligent to converse with anyone who isn't in Acc. Math, Adv. Biology, Physics, or Honors English-believes he is the true modern-day Renaissance man FAVORITE ACTIVITIES-spending hours in the House of Mirrors admiring himself-taking Polaroid pictures of himself-listening to tapes of O Lord It’s Hard to be Humble, by Mac Davis Famous Quote- l thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong! Caricaiufos 13

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Caricatures M.T. Head CHARACTERISTICS-easily identified when you whisper in her ear and hear an echo-is last for class every day (she’s too busy looking for the East Wing)-easy to find, just follow the trail of lost papers-can never remember whether it’s Monday or Friday, or what hour it is-never has assignments ready on time FAVORITE ACTIVITIES-trying to mate male fruit flies in biology-buying erasers for her permanent markerseating “The Breakfast of Champions’’ for dinner-rushing frantically to her first mod class (on Saturday morning) FAMOUS QUOTE-“What? Oscar Seeker CHARACTERISTICS-always slips into various roles, no one knows what his character is really like-is the life of a party with his molting duck imitation-can readily switch from laughter to tears in .062 sec-onds-surprised his girlfriend by reciting lines from Romeo and Juliet outside her window at 2 a.m. one morning FAVORITE ACTIVITIES-entertain- ing Dr. Strand’s English classes with his rendition of Hamlet’s famous soliloquy, to be. or not to be FAMOUS QUOTE-“No autographs. please! 12 Car catures

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Caricatures Cal Q Lator CHARACTERISTICS - can always be found on third floor having intellectual discussions with the computer-distinctive features include bulging biceps (from carrying around heavy books such as The Handbook of Chemistry and Physics) and the I ever present TI-55 pocket calculator clipped to his belt - known for speaking in the language of the intelligent (which no one else can understand) FAVORITE ACTIVITIES - memorizing the charts of elements - preparing income tax returns FAMOUS QUOTE - ‘‘Einstein once said ... Olive Richfield CHARACTERISTICS - writes Richfield is 1 on every folder - all clothing is monogrammed with R or Spartans - won’t go to Southdale because it is located in enemy cake-eater territory FAVORITE ACTIVITIES - going to every Richfield athletic event, speech tournament, concert or musical that is in existence (or inventing one if there isn’t!) FAMOUS QUOTE - You’re not kidding, are you? There really are other cities in the world besides Richfield? 14 Caricatures