Richfield High School - Aurean Yearbook (Richfield, MN)

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Jacques E. Shorts Characteristics: Snaps his fingers and the girls come running - has a different color jersey for every day of the week, and one with a matching tie for Sundays - is always carrying an athletic bag - wears his letter jacket when it is eighty degrees - has a mirror in his locker - is seen at every school sponsored sports event - is at a loss without his comb - favorite saying is “Hi, girls.” I. Foundit Characteristics: Frequently seen carrying a Bible from class to class - is heard humming favorite hymns before, during, and after class - belongs to the Billy Graham fan club - has made arrangements with a local church to have the script of the inspirational message from “Live Today” sent to home - appears to be constantly looking at the ground due to the excessive weight on neck from wearing every type of cross ever made - could recite any book of the Bible at age four v lntroduction 13

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TEREOTYPES Characteristics: Frequently seen driving down the road sharing one seatbelt - scribbles his name all over her folders - spend every moment of their waking hours together - always happen to be standing right in front of your locker when you want to get it - races from each of his classes just to see her for one additional minute -favorite passtime is sitting in secluded dark rooms together Willie Kisser and Betty Will Hye Calorie Characteristics: Can be seen munching at lunch on a piece of celery - recites the caloric content of everyone’s lunch - takes the pleasure out of dessert - carries several books of her hugh collection of diet books - gets worried when she is only 20 lbs. underweight - her favorite statement is “I’m so fat.” 12 1 ntroduct ion

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Polly Tics Characteristics: Has run for student government every year - is very vocal on all issues - can recite each party’s platform from the past election - is the only one in history class who is up on current events - knows all of the congressional districts in Minnesota - personally interviews the candidates for local elections - is on a one to one basis with the President. Cal Cuius Characteristics: Is always seen wearing a calculator on his belt - can recite Newton’s law backwards and forewards - is the only one in senior accelerated math who converses on Mr. Leary’s level - is the only one in class who has a programmable calculator that carries problems out two decimal places farther than anyone else - when asked questions, he somehow relates it to math - his favorite words are “that can be done by calculus.” Ima Brownose Characteristics: Answers every question the teachers ask - calls the teacher on weekends for help - smiles when called a “brownose” - has every volume of Rogets College Thesaureas -skips football games to do homework just to make sure she gets it all done - will do anything for the teacher - knows the curve for the test before anyone else, only because she helped to make it up. Introduction