Richfield High School - Aurean Yearbook (Richfield, MN)

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m CHARACTERISTICS: legs are seen only when running the mile or pressing 250 lbs. — will answer only to Ms. and turns scarlet at the mention of a chick — carries in her folders the latest copies of Ms., Women Sports and Playgirl FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: letters in every and any sport offered to girls — loves to sweat to death on the track or in the weight room — spends lots of time with the girls because guys are afraid that they will bruise their male egos — rehearses giving the chauvinist pig oink to qualified candidates FAMOUS QUOTE: Did you see my picture in the Richfield Sun ? Lotta Mussles CHARACTERISTICS: easily be identified by the stack of books falling out of his folder: usually has the latest copy of Reach Out, Good News for Modern Man, King James version of the Bible — can be heard approaching at least half a block away as his crosses clang against his One Way Buttons. FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: goes to Bible studies — spends his time distributing The Four Steps — discussing the significance of his latest found Bible passage with fellow enthusiasts. FAMOUS QUOTE: I know something that can change your life. G. Susfreak Poppy U. Lar CHARACTERISTICS: can always be identified immediately since no one else wears a bulky sweater with a huge letter across the front — carries a megaphone — never has to worry about new clothes except for white kneehighs (which miraculously neither roll up nor fall down) — seems to have her face frozen in one large smile wherever she goes. FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: can be found practicing her cheers everywhere: study hall, lunch, classes — doing splits — memorizing players names and numbers — painting her saddle shoes FAMOUS QUOTE: Hi, you guys ! Introduction S

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CHARACTERISTICS: expert at forgery and the art of dodging authority (namely unsuspecting teachers) — always attends all the games, ready to stagger across the court to give the ref some help — causes sophomore girls to turn red when within yelling distance —can be found anywhere there is a wild party. FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: Cruising — egging — signing — t.p.ing —streaking — shaving creaming — potato budding — and, of course, kegging FAMOUS QUOTE: Where's the party tonight ? T.P. Moon Every individual at Richfield is unique. Vet, there emerged types of individuals that dominated the scene. A few of these types have been located in the 1975 edition of Who's Who in Stereotypes for your convenience. Ima Brownose CHARACTERISTICS: can easily be found chatting with nearest teacher — only one in class with an actual three-ring, loose-leaf binder — always finds something to discuss with each teacher, everyday — only wears jeans in extreme emergencies (such as the sudden loss of all twenty-three of her dresses) — fingers can never seem to stand still as they are conditioned to type English papers at the rate of seven a month (just in case) FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: enjoys volunteering (including running film strips and correcting papers) — helps administration as she turns in lost articles and has information as to who pulled the fire alarms — always saves money by returning her library books on time FAMOUS QUOTE: Oh, I'll help you ! 4 lntroduction

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CHARACTERISTICS: easily identified by his lack of clothing —usually wears a tight t-shirt or a midriff sweatshirt for the easiest view of his muscles — practises for fall by carrying his books like a football — ever present letter jacket and comb FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: starts the day out right by rating girls as they travel down HIS hall — enjoys moving down the halls so everyone can see his harem traveling behind — spends time either lifting weights or polishing his helmet, pads and shoes until he can see himself in them FAMOUS QUOTE: Did you see my picture in the Richfield Sun? CHARACTERISTICS: easily identified by pure white skin, untoughed by the sun — Dewey Decimal system is tacked onto all her folders — only person who could spell Mississippi correctly — in Kindergarden — raises the physics curb 30 points — first to ever be in the 100th percentile FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: spends her mornings, afternoons and nights at the nearest library researching the ancient dentistry habits of the Aztecs in 1500 A.D. — delights in using her physics knowledge to determine how many books can possibly be carried in one arm — enjoys looking up new words to use to baffle the average student FAMOUS QUOTE: Did you realize that the oscillation of 10,000,000,000 mosquitoes would produce a sound wave propagation that computed geometrically would establish a reading of 9 1 2 on the Richter scale? Algie Bra Oscar Seeker CHARACTERISTICS: wanders the ha I reciting lines from Camelot to himse — after a good performance will favo his admirers with an autograph — can speak without his hands — traces o' orange pancake makeup on his chee — can turn any class into a tragic drarv or a riotous cornel FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: relievin-tension at cast parties —staging seen s from Macbeth and Oedipus for tli enjoyment of his English class — givin-orations on the state of affairs if Denman FAMOUS QUOTE: Oh sweet jo) have done it! m 6 lntroduction