Richfield High School - Aurean Yearbook (Richfield, MN)

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CHARACTERISTICS: easily identified by his lack of clothing —usually wears a tight t-shirt or a midriff sweatshirt for the easiest view of his muscles — practises for fall by carrying his books like a football — ever present letter jacket and comb FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: starts the day out right by rating girls as they travel down HIS hall — enjoys moving down the halls so everyone can see his harem traveling behind — spends time either lifting weights or polishing his helmet, pads and shoes until he can see himself in them FAMOUS QUOTE: Did you see my picture in the Richfield Sun? CHARACTERISTICS: easily identified by pure white skin, untoughed by the sun — Dewey Decimal system is tacked onto all her folders — only person who could spell Mississippi correctly — in Kindergarden — raises the physics curb 30 points — first to ever be in the 100th percentile FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: spends her mornings, afternoons and nights at the nearest library researching the ancient dentistry habits of the Aztecs in 1500 A.D. — delights in using her physics knowledge to determine how many books can possibly be carried in one arm — enjoys looking up new words to use to baffle the average student FAMOUS QUOTE: Did you realize that the oscillation of 10,000,000,000 mosquitoes would produce a sound wave propagation that computed geometrically would establish a reading of 9 1 2 on the Richter scale? Algie Bra Oscar Seeker CHARACTERISTICS: wanders the ha I reciting lines from Camelot to himse — after a good performance will favo his admirers with an autograph — can speak without his hands — traces o' orange pancake makeup on his chee — can turn any class into a tragic drarv or a riotous cornel FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: relievin-tension at cast parties —staging seen s from Macbeth and Oedipus for tli enjoyment of his English class — givin-orations on the state of affairs if Denman FAMOUS QUOTE: Oh sweet jo) have done it! m 6 lntroduction

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m CHARACTERISTICS: legs are seen only when running the mile or pressing 250 lbs. — will answer only to Ms. and turns scarlet at the mention of a chick — carries in her folders the latest copies of Ms., Women Sports and Playgirl FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: letters in every and any sport offered to girls — loves to sweat to death on the track or in the weight room — spends lots of time with the girls because guys are afraid that they will bruise their male egos — rehearses giving the chauvinist pig oink to qualified candidates FAMOUS QUOTE: Did you see my picture in the Richfield Sun ? Lotta Mussles CHARACTERISTICS: easily be identified by the stack of books falling out of his folder: usually has the latest copy of Reach Out, Good News for Modern Man, King James version of the Bible — can be heard approaching at least half a block away as his crosses clang against his One Way Buttons. FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: goes to Bible studies — spends his time distributing The Four Steps — discussing the significance of his latest found Bible passage with fellow enthusiasts. FAMOUS QUOTE: I know something that can change your life. G. Susfreak Poppy U. Lar CHARACTERISTICS: can always be identified immediately since no one else wears a bulky sweater with a huge letter across the front — carries a megaphone — never has to worry about new clothes except for white kneehighs (which miraculously neither roll up nor fall down) — seems to have her face frozen in one large smile wherever she goes. FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: can be found practicing her cheers everywhere: study hall, lunch, classes — doing splits — memorizing players names and numbers — painting her saddle shoes FAMOUS QUOTE: Hi, you guys ! Introduction S

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 CHARACTERISTICS: easily identified by bloodshot eyes, one ear-ring and extra frizzy hair — seems to suffer from a severe case of sleepiness, especially when he enters a classroom — personally made Levi Strauss a rich man with his wide selection of jeans and jean jackets FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: spends alot of time in the cans before school, during school and even after school — enjoys attention since he arrives late for every class — seems to like receiving personalized letters from teachers concerning his school work (or rather lack of work) FAMOUS QUOTE: Zzzzz I.M. Burnt Willie Kisser and Betty Will CHARACTERISTICS: her notebooks are covered with his name in patterns around lines of love poetry — dress like twins — found in the back of the auditorium — can see no one but each other as they walk down the hall — hands in each other's pockets — frequent lonely corners and unused rooms — when found its hard to tell whether there are one or two people — she wears three feet of yarn to keep his ring on FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: anything they can do together (and alone) FAMOUS QUOTE: Smack! CHARACTERISTICS: easily identified by her handy dandy calorie counter — complains about how fat she is(all 98 pounds of her) — always has Weight Watcher's Cookbook handy with tantalizing recipes made from carrots, lettuce, skim milk, celery and lettuce FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: telling everyone what she had to eat so far today and how many calories there are in it — telling everyone how many calories there are in their food — experimenting with every fad diet including the water diet, the 18 banana day diet and the newest cod liver and onion protein diet FAMOUS QUOTE: Butter has 103 extra calories you know. M.T. Calories 1 lntroduciion 7