Richard Winn Academy - Aerie Yearbook (Winnsboro, SC)

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As Close As Family Closer Than Friends Tamie tries to burst Aunt Dot’s head! - - S ORIGINAL FIRST GRADERS: (Front Row) Helen Phillips, Harriet Hobbs. Wes Teal. (Second Rcw Mrs. Sara Turner, Sal lie Traylor, Louise Ferguson. Are you sure you want to hear this, Lee? Could Harriet have possibly found another Tubbly Wubbly? Oh No! Bret and Gene are at it again!

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Twenty years from now . . . Senior Prophecy WES, a multi-billionaire business tycoon, owns the largest chain of Steak and Ale and has become the Eighth Wonder of the World. KEITH, new host of The Gong Show, spends much of his time coaching Gene Gene the Dancing Machine’s replace- ment. HARRIET has recently patented a material for cowl neck sweaters, and published a booklet entitled How To Hide Evi- dence of a Wild Weekend, by the Voice of Experience. General MIKE Taylor, President of The Citadel, has defeated Richard Petty, Jr., in Darlington, and still enjoys his myriads of girls. He is currently trying to change the name of The Cit- adel to Romeo's Training Academy for Advanced Lovers. BOBBY holds the record for punctuality in his numerous business endeavors and has become the oldest bag boy in the history of A P. JOHN, founder of Talkers Anonymous and the originator of tongue whiplash, has just returned from France with Farrah, and Canada with Suzanne, and England with Catherine, and Hawaii with Olan, and . . . ALAN, the most recent replacement for the new XZ928 form computer, blew a fuse, thus causing the latest blackout in New York City. PETER is still flashing that Colgate smile on the centerfold of Playpeople magazine and has stolen Robert Redford's fan club with no trouble at all. TOMMY, when not imitating Elvis, is a dance-in for Gene Gene the Dancing Machine and has recently been honored as Chief F.A. Mint. HELEN has finally achieved her life’s ambition and has twelve kids; unfortunately, she has not yet found a husband she can keep longer than a year and a half. When not driving all the old men crazy at the hospital, Nur- siepoo VERA Haskins spends her time feeding chickens, cows, and Tommy (not necessarily in that order). TAMIE, the newest faculty member of RWA serves as bus chaperone, bathroom monitor, and teacher of How To Blow Smoke Rings, and has devoted her life to making and breaking school rules. TERRIE, a good-buddy, has converted her convoy of eighteen wheelers into a disco night club called Freckles Funky Twenty-Four Hour Disco. LOUISE, new leader of the Harlem Globetrotterettes, ha employed Mr. Strickland as Curly. In off season she works z Myrtle Beach as a trash collector, picking HARRIET out c the gutter. SALLIE, who tours occasionally as a funkette, has become multimillionaire as publisher of Playpeople magazine, an now owns her own personal wrecker for the Red Nova. Ms. KAREN M. Robertson has risen to fame as first woma manager of Arby’s at Myrtle Beach and has erected a memc rial at the Pavillion entitled Skip It. LINDA, the last replacement for Carol on The Bob Newha Show, has been observed buying and enjoying Playpeopf magazine. ROY, actually Royce Cason (successor of Cayce Cason), ws recently investigated by the FCC for using obscene languag on the air. BILLY, with his new chainsaw, has just cut down the onl remaining Sequoia tree to provide material for his persona ized baseball bats. DEBBIE, co-owner of Floyd’s Pharmacy and Pretty Be Floyd’s Van Rentals, is helping millions with her mobil nursing unit. Tennis champion LEE Estes now owns and operates her ow ski lodge in Apeville, N.C. and proudly displays her Olympi trophies. BRETT, still following in Louise’s footsteps, is practicin steadily for his tryouts with the Harlem Globetrotterettes. GENE, the proud owner of White’s Hair Styles and Bod Shop, has invented the do it-all homework machine, fror which he’ll make billions in the Richard Winn area alone. JUDY is expecting her first grandchild and has gained re ognition for her disco version of Short People. CARMEN, the supervisor of interior design and table flowet for Teal’s chain of Steak and Ale, has signed a commerci. contract for Charmen tissue. MRS. BEACH, our once stable homeroom teacher, recovering nicely from her 1978 nervous breakdown and due to be released after the publication of her new boo 1001 New and Never Before Heard of Ways a Senior Cla; Can Drive Its Sponsor Crazy.

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It's Better in the Bahamas