Rice Avenue High School - Unitas Yearbook (Girard, PA)

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THE GIRL FRIEND Her eyes are brown as pumpkin pie, Her figure-it is slim, Her look, oh boy, it surely is sly Shels always full of vim. She sings a line contralto When I hum or play a tune, And she can dance well, also, For a company crowded room. Now I know many another girl As steadys they're all down, I'll choose instead of the best of 'em That friendly little brown. ME By Ima Sap I think that I shall never see A boy as wonderful as me. A boy whose eyes are very brown A boy who never has to frown. A boy that girls just love to see- There is nothing wrong with me. A boy that has the nicest hair- It's plastered down with goo I wear Others look like fools, I see, But none could look as nice as me. My address, Mr. Roger Morgan, Girard, Pa. THE VILLAGE GARD'NER Under the sprawling walnut tree The village gard'ner standsg And O, what a runt of a guy is he, With short and stubby hands. And the cords in his scrawny arms Hang out like rubber bands. His hair is tough, and white, and short- His map is like a pang His feet are wet with dishonest sweat No matter how he stands, And he looks nobody in the face, For he owes most every man. Page SeventyfNine

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Compliments of T HE HOME T A- J- HHYGS RESTAURANT GIRARD, PA. DINNERS, ICE CREAM and FINE Home of the new Ford cars - Trucks CANDIES Phone 128-8 ALWAYS FRESH E. J. WRIGHT, Prop. GIRARD, PA. For Graduation Gifts PARKER PENS and PENCILS The Colomal Inn GSO. VVh1t6II1El11 GIRARD, PA. NORTH GIRARAD, PA. C. E. HUGHES, Prop. Page SeventyfEight

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NMCDERN SCIENTIFIC DEFINITIONS. Hotel-A place where a guest often gives up good dollars for four quarters. House Cleaning-A domestic upheaval that makes it easy for the government to enlist all the soldiers it needs. ' Hug -A roundabout way of expressing affection. Kiss!--Nothing divided by two. Lie--A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered upftofdate. Mitten-Something a tender hearted girl gives a young man when she knows she is going to make it chilly for him. Pin-The best dresser in woman's acquaintanceg of remarkable penetration and true as steel, seldom loses its head, follows its own bent, and carries its points in whatever it underf takes. Page Eighty C J. HORN C0 Erie, Pa.