Rensselaer High School - Chaos Yearbook (Rensselaer, IN)

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CHAOS I, Raymond Spurgeon, will my way with the hawgs to Herbert Straw- bridge. (Soooo — that is not Ed. Wynn.) I, Lora Elizabeth Rhoades, will my gift-of-gab to George Hawkins. (Be sure to gargle, George.) I, Robe rt Strawbridge, will my dancing career to Glen Toben. (Count to yourself, Toby !) I, Jeanette Rowen, will my studious ability to Frankie Hoover. (How- ever, you can’t have it if you go to English Lake.) I, Janet Sigo, will my WEST-ern ways to Mary Ellen Kirk. (It’s all in knowing how.) I, Harris Warner, will my ability to write good jokes to Tom Hoyes. I, Jean Smith, will RAND-le to Georgianne Daugherty in hopes that she will become one of his fans. I, Ray Wortley, will my place on the football eleven to Ben Edwards. I, Doris Strickler, will my ability to excell in intelligence tests to Bill Thompson. I, Virginia Thompson, will my nick-name “Grade” to Lucyl Beaver. (You can’t be too careful.) I, Jean Wagner, will to Marybelle Phegley my habit of sitting in a coupe by the school house till time for class. (That is; if she can get Kurtz in the car.) I, Catherine Zimmer, will my failing of being late for school to Owen Lutz. I, Waldo Taylo, will my craze for the fair sex to Bud Rhoades. (On second thought, he doesn’t need it.) I, Barbara Sands, will my typing knowledge to Fern Gaines and hope that she may be as successful as I. (More successful, I hope she makes 76.) I, John Utsler, will my bookkeeping ability to next year’s 4th hour class. (Correction: they won’t want it.) Page twenty 19 3 4

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CHAOS WILL D We, the Senior Class of 1934 of the Rensselaer High School, being still alive, but near the grave, do hereby make our last will and testament as follows: I, Velma Hershberger, will my quiet nature to Harry Bell because I’m sure he needs it. (Comma.) I, Ralph O’Riley, will my interest in Nub Hemphill’s Pool Room to Kent Smith. (He’ll have to come in the back door, too.) I, Mary Hill, will to Wilma Smith my flirtatious ways. I, Thomas Parkinson, will my stature to David Beaver. I, Marcella Kanne, will to Alice Blake my curly hair. (Eat bread crusts.) I, Francis Potts, will my manly physique to Jasper Shaffer. I, Martha Kresler, will my will-o-the-wisp affections to Norval Rockwell. I, Rabin Pullin, will my power to sway an audience any way but my way, to Charlotte Myers. I, Anne Michal, will my athletic ability to Donna Wright. (Don’t overdue.) I, James Reed, will my Henry Ford special to Winifred Burrell. (The automobile is slowly replacing the horse.) I, Mary Morton, will my cigar lighter to Smoky McGee. (Saves matches.) I, Elwood Samuel, will my musical guffaw to Lois Lish. (El Basso.) I, Barbara Pullin, will to Beezie Hayes my artistic aptitude. I, Edwin Shoemaker, will my red thatch to Red Lowman. (That’s the color of a different horse.) I, Doris Putts, will to Frances Murphy my winning way with men and hope that she will profit by it. (P. S. — I didn’t.) 19 3 4 Page nineteen

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CHAOS WHO’S WHO IN 1962 ARMOLD, KATHRYN — U. S. Senator, Texas; b. Pedah, Cal.; m. John Skunkcabbage, father of John Skunkcabbage, Jr., 1940; e. Culver Military Academy; defeated in recent election by John Doe. ARNOTT, BEULAH — undertaker, New Mex. ; b. Whippoorwill, Ark., June 12, 1916; e. Farmer Burn’s School of Wrestling; nominated for County Coroner, 1948; shock was too great — buried with her shoes on. AXEN, DORIS — author, Helena, Mont.; b. Shidepoke, Mo., Nov. 3, 1917; m. Rubinoff, 1938; mother of four — for God and my Country; e. M.A. M.A., Butler; contributes articles to “Spicy” and “La Paree” mag. BERRY, WINNIFRED — taxidermist, Hoboken, N. J. ; b. Haymaker, Ohio. Jan. 1, 1917; e. St. Mai ' y’s In-the-Woods; certainly packs her trunks. ADAIR, MAURICE — dog catcher; b. Posey County, 2 miles north of Po- dunk, Mass.; e. M.A., B.A., Rosepoly Tech; author of thrilling novel, “The Rover Boys at College” or “Once in a Blue Moon”. BEAVER, HOWARD — pastor of M. E. church, Zadoc; b. Possum Hollow, Ky., Apr. 16, 1917; e. L.L.D., B.P.O.E., South Newton; generally ac- cepted as successor of Willie Monday. BEAVER, RAYMOND — Councilman, 4th Ward, Terre Haute; b. Big Toe, Mich., Feb. 14, 1916; e. M.R.S., Stephens College for Girls; voted for himself 12 times in the fall election. BORNTRAGER, VIRGINIA — rail splitter, Hoodoo, Va. ; b. Yankee Sta- dium, Sept. 10, 1916; m. Joseph E. Brown, 1947, it was pretty dark; e. South Barkely High School ; National Champion, 1945. COOK, IRENE — Bridge expert, Pensacola, Utah; b. Red River Gulch, Sept. 27, 1917; m. Firman Thompson, Jr., 1960 — divorced 19601 4 1 e. Kenosha Institute of Rapid Exhilaration, inc. ; accidentally shot after losing a six-spade bid, doubled and redoubled — he got away. BRANDENBURG, ROBERT — stock raiser; b. Nubbin Peak, Colo., June 4, 1916; e. P.H.D., L.L.D., R.O.T.C., Yale; prize hereford steer, Daisy, won International Championship, 1938. GROOM, JOE — traveling salesman; b. Kouts, Ind., Apr. 11, 1916; e. South Bend Business College; sold Frigidaire to an Eskimo. 19 3 4 Page twenty-one